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Should I cash out 50% of my portfolio to buy a CLA250?

I've always wanted a Mercedes and finally I can afford one all thanks to /biz/ :D

>> No.9025926

entry level mercedes. everyone at mercedes dealership will look down at you. cash out entire portfolio and get CLS or go all in on EOS

>> No.9025933

>>9025890
No, anon.
If you must cash out 50% to buy that car, you cant afford it.
Lease it if you must...

>> No.9025943

>>9025890
Mercedes cost a fuckload to repair, and more often than not you need to get them repaired directly at the dealer's. They're come and the interior is always nice, but mine is out of warranty and broke again, and I'm not paying to get it repaired once more. I'm just going with a normal car this time.

>> No.9025949

>>9025890
You're a fucking retard

>> No.9025966

FWD german car, oh anon....

>> No.9025984

>cashing 50% out to buy a fucking car

Hope this is a joke

>> No.9025992

>>9025890
How did biz make you money? Do you just do the opposite of everything we say?

>> No.9025993

>>9025984
you wish you could, too bad your $500 shitfolio won't cut it

>> No.9026008

>>9025890
Get one used or lease it...

>> No.9026011

>>9025890
>cashing out the most rapidly appreciating asset in history to get a German econobox dressed up as a Mercedes that will depreciate like a rock.
Never gonna make it.

>> No.9026014

>>9025890
what's the point when you can't afford to run it

>> No.9026039

>>9025890
only poorfags get a CLA

>> No.9026040

>>9025890
Yes...but buy a C class instead at least.

>> No.9026049

>>9025984
Some people only invest in crypto for fun and to possibly buy some nice toys one day. Not all of us have our entire future riding on this like your autistic ass clearly does. Sorry that your entire value as a human being is going to be decided by fake internet money you pathetic fuck.

>> No.9026055

>>9025926
Who cares what 5 professional salesmen who will never see him again think.. I guarantee you that bitches will think that CLA is way more cooler than a grandpa-like E class

>> No.9026063
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9026063

>not driving around in a used shitbox until crypto fully matures

>> No.9026088

S class

>> No.9026090

>>9025890
OP just buy a used C class or CLA if you must..

>> No.9026270

>>9026055
Not really. CLA is fucking tiny the girls will feel cramped and subconsciously know its cheap by the small cabin size.

>> No.9026285

>>9026063
It doesn't even have to be a shitbox, you can get a great and super reliable car for 30k.

>> No.9026294

>>9026270
thats why id rather get a SUV...fold down the seats and bang bitches in the back

>> No.9026296

What is this fuckery /biz!?

A consensus of thought and advice...?
Giving good advice to anon?

I MUST be dreaming!!!

>> No.9026304

>>9026049
t.utter dumbass

>> No.9026353

>>9025890
You have bad taste.

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>>9026063
this. Make it a fun shitbox

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9026434

>>9025890
>cashing out a quickly appreciating asset
>to buy a depreciating asset
Does it feel good to be this retarded, anon?

>> No.9026522

>>9026428
Haha I was at a trafic light behind one of those today and the first thing I noticed was the massive custom vibrating and noisy exhaust. Then I noticed the super shifty paranoid glances the driver was giving in the rear view mirror. I thought wtf is your problem and then I noticed the cop car behind me. Nothing happened but it cracked me up.

>> No.9026536

Yeah cash out 50% of your portfolio before the biggest bullrun of human history for a (((car))). Good goy.

>> No.9026817

>>9026522
Probably nervous because it's a drug dealer car

>> No.9027005

>>9026817
Deffinitely something going on there.

>> No.9027437

>>9026049
>CLS
Yeah but the fucker should atleast wait for the next bull run before cashing out
Plus, if a car is more than 10% of your net worth it's not a good thing, you're going to get broke to maintain it