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Ultimate Soy edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

Previous thread: >>8962829

>> No.8967536

FIRST

>> No.8967584

I went with the DUST call over the JNUG put.

>> No.8967586

Power hour is sideways fucking kill me

>> No.8967588

posting for leveraged trading on 1broker, multiply yoru profits if your good brehs

>> No.8967591
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NOT LOOKING GREAT

Downward trend inbound

>> No.8967605
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8967605

Amazon is no longer looking into selling pharmaceuticals. CVS and Walgreens stock are rising.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/drug-players-shares-spike-on-report-that-amazon-no-longer-plans-to-sell-pharmaceuticals-2018-04-16

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8967611

Damn, wish I bought more. Bears on suicide watch.

>> No.8967625

>>8967611
Only stock I want to plummet is WFC.

>> No.8967674
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>>8967611

>> No.8967691

reminder if you're not a soyboy, you're never going to make it

>Our results are robust to adjustments for sample selection, marital status, sensation seeking, and manager age, and suggest that investors should eschew masculine hedge fund managers.

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3100645

>> No.8967711
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8967711

I can't hold my shorts.
MAKE THE CALL BOGS HAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8967733

What's the best meme stock to buy with $10,000?

>> No.8967756

>>8967733
All-in DUST calls.

>> No.8967757

>>8967733
goals, timeline, horizon, other investments?

>> No.8967769
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8967769

>>8967733
SUNRUN

>> No.8967783

>>8967733
CERU my nigga

>> No.8967785
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8967785

>>8967513
>be me
>never make a profit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=61Q6wWu5ziY

Unless these are dubs. Ch3ck em`

>> No.8967792

>>8967733
Stocks that don't provide dividends.

>> No.8967807

>>8967733
Dude, if you haven't bought CARV yet you are just asking to be poor

>> No.8967814

>>8967783
I'ts actually 200% since the last dump.

>> No.8967819

literally just bought $5,000 worth of VOO.

golden bull run locked in and confirmed.

>> No.8967855

>>8967756
>>8967769
>>8967783
>>8967792
>>8967807
These are all terrible. You guys are idiots. I would definitely lose money listening to you.

But you love memes, and so do I, so I'll throw $1,000 instead at the first stock/option suggestion to get dubs. I'll provide proof of purchase after. You have 30 mins before market close.

>> No.8967868

>>8967855
DRYS
R
Y
S

>> No.8967876
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>>8967855
You pretentious retard. Why would you not buy CARV? Absolutely retarded.

>> No.8967890

>>8967855
What ever I just made 20% on my DUST calls.

>> No.8967904

>>8967855
FB

>> No.8967909

>>8967855
CRON. I'm here to messs you up.

>> No.8967910

>>8967855
Rolling for CARV

>> No.8967927
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8967927

Here is the official 2018 International Ranking from Autism Incorporated!

>> No.8967932

>>8967855
Buy ALT plz sirs

>> No.8967941

>>8967927
Literally fucking retarded.

>> No.8967950
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8967950

>>8967927
>Bad: US

>> No.8967955
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8967955

>>8967855
>Being this desperate for (You)s

>> No.8967956

>>8967855
Fine don't gamble and buy 8 grand worth of SPY and 2 grand worth of VBF boomer faggot.

>> No.8967970

>>8967941
>>8967950
REEEE IT'S A GOOD CHART

>> No.8967972

>>8967955
based

>> No.8968029
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8968029

>SUNRUN
>Terrible
Pick 1

>> No.8968045

>>8967855
Maui Land and Pineapple

>> No.8968047

>>8967855
Rolling again for CARV because you're a massive faggot and I want you to suffer

>> No.8968050

>>8967855
DRYS

>> No.8968056

>>8967855
Rolling for this
>>8967956

>> No.8968065

>>8968047
>>8968050
You guys are bigger idiots then him. He's just fishing

>> No.8968066

>>8967855
NAK

>> No.8968078

>>8967855
>>8968066
winner winner

>> No.8968077

>>8968066
>>8968066
>>8968066
>>8968066
Winrar

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8968113

>>8967955
Yep and it worked.

>>8967956
I'm 27 faggot.

>>8968066
Good job. I'll hold for 3 days minimum.

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8968132

reminder that TA is a meme

>> No.8968168

>>8968132
>he says as EOD dump commences

>> No.8968182

>>8968132
I made 26% today on that

>> No.8968217

I just need a couple of down days so I can break even at least ont his tvix I bought the other day

>> No.8968229

>>8968217
sorry kiddo its only up from here

>> No.8968231

Why is everybody selling ahead of the huge block of earnings that's going to boost up the market a full 2.5% tomorrow?

>> No.8968243

>>8968229
Guess I'm eternally fucked

>> No.8968256

>>8968231
So they can juice shorts at open

>> No.8968275

>>8967513
Why does bid want to get cucked? You know a depression is coming soon, and drump will only make it crash harder. Go long. Very long. Or wait for the depression and ride the bull wave after.

>> No.8968278

>>8968182
how exactly did you make any money on predictions that were 100% wrong?

>> No.8968300

>>8968275
>You know a depression is coming soon
Not likely.

>> No.8968304

Also, question.
What if you 10x buy AND short at the same moment? You'll always gain a profit.

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8968309

>>8968278
You tell me

>> No.8968314

>>8968304
economists hate him!

>> No.8968321

>>8968300
Google Deleveraging.

People will have to stop spending to pay off debts, take a pay cut and work longer.

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>>8968309
BASED

>> No.8968327

>>8968309
I can tell you just give me a list of the trades you made first

>> No.8968353

>>8968327
BAC $30 puts

>> No.8968366

>>8968275
>You know a depression is coming soon
Actually we're in an era where the price of gold is going to fall as people fomo into equities, at the end of the month take the equities and move back into gold ahead of FED shit post May 1st and 2nd. Then after the gold spikes back up buy the dip on the equities. This is what the golden bull told me through my delirium tremens today.

>> No.8968371

>>8968353
the post says BAC will move upwards tho

>> No.8968378

>>8968321
Does the average person really have that much debt?

>> No.8968380

My tvix investment is down 25 % right now, I feel like cutting my losses and investing in something else but I'm afraid to realize theses losses, what do you guys think

>> No.8968390

>>8968371
You cherry picked one post during the flat movement at lunch, all he posted was what he was seeing in his chart.

>> No.8968391

>>8968378
median american net worth is positive, indicating that most americans have no net debt

>> No.8968404

>>8968378
Yes. Article relevent

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2017/11/18/a-foolish-take-heres-how-much-debt-the-average-us-household-owes/107651700/

>Americans are living beyond their means. The average American household carries $137,063 in debt, according to the Federal Reserve's latest numbers. Yet the U.S. Census Bureau reports that the median household income was just $59,039 last year, suggesting that many Americans are living beyond their means.

>> No.8968405

>>8968371
He and profit have been saying BAC was going to tank last week and posted their TA for it almost daily

>> No.8968410

>>8968380
Don't worry
I heard TVIS Corp will buy back shares soon, which will prop up the SP and squeeze the shorts !

Ironhand m8 !

>> No.8968413

>>8968390
so you didnt make any money from that post as you claimed ...
put your trip back on bear thx

>> No.8968416

>>8968380
Look at a 1 year chart for TVIX then come back to us. I think you'll have your answer by then.

>> No.8968426
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8968426

Got Damn
Me am like god at predicting market
But like retarded whore at entering and exiting market

Huzzah! Me make money today

>> No.8968429

>>8968378
Millennial are the biggest debt whores.
At least $50K in student loans each.

Inflation is gonna go up and people will have to take a pay cut, people will get laid off because we are mostly a service sector economy.
It's gonna be glorious.

>> No.8968433

>>8968405
wew lad

what a day.

Hope ya'll made gains off of banks today

>> No.8968446

>>8968426
Post tits or GTFO

>> No.8968449

>>8968413
I got a bridge to sell you

>> No.8968456

>>8968391
i believe this to almost certainly be wrong, average perhaps but median theres no way, whats your source for this

a large majority of the country makes under $20 an hour dude

>> No.8968463

>>8968456
>>8968391

see

>>8968404

>> No.8968468

>>8968366
As for gold I think there's an oversupply issue because China mines a metric shit ton and pretty much prevents gold from getting a high annual return. At least it is safer than real estate, however given the last real estate crisis happened a mere decade ago house prices will continue to go up

>> No.8968469

>>8968449
what's the p/e

>> No.8968480

>>8968446
You know that's a guy right?

>> No.8968483

>>8968463
>>8968456
net worth = assets - debts
you can have 100k in debts but have a positive net worth, meaning you have no net debt

literally google "american median net worth" its the first result

>> No.8968494

>>8968468
>China mines a metric shit ton

Kek, it's flooding the market with tungsten gold

>> No.8968510

>>8968480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll7kbDw6xCs

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>>8967785

>betting on amd

>> No.8968524

>>8968469
Lemme plug it into Google translate, the seller only speaks yiddish

>> No.8968564

>>8968524
I can translate.

>> No.8968580

>>8968564
:^)

>> No.8968634

AMD

Da fuk, you little tease. Hit $11 this week!!

>> No.8968649

>>8968371
I see your confusion, you clearly did not follow the thread today.

Yesterday at close BAC had potential to reverse, though it was still in downwards trend at open. It needed to be watched more closely Than WFC. It quickly became apparent that it was not going to break trend. SPY failed to break resistance despite AH gap up. Thus, SPY did not give BAC a reason to reverse trend.

>> No.8968670

>>8968564
R u okay baggy? I know you switched to bull bet

Plz no relapse

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>morning dumb money gold gains get destroyed by power hour

>> No.8968708

>>8968649
you made a wrong prediction. its ok it happens all the time. no one can be right 100% of the time, especially when they give contradictory predictions in the same thread. if you want to be seen as a trip that people listen to, its important to admit your mistakes. you dont need to be an oracle and no one expects you to be an oracle.

actually why are you even tripping there's not really anyone in this thread who has a legitimate reason to trip

>> No.8968716

>>8968670
I figured it out yesterday. I'm only really fucked up when I'm not on drugs. So I'm just going to be fucked up all the time now because if I return to normal it'll cause a catastrophic crash like it always does.

>> No.8968783

>>8968708
Right I guess you don't have a brain.

I'm far from an oracle, I'm really not sure how in hell you're seeing where I gave contradictory advice. I posted my charts and what I thought would happen based on them.

Did you even read my posts today?

Just going to leave it at that.

>>8968716
It gets better as time passes.

>> No.8968867

>>8968716
It's alright man, we're with ya

>> No.8968909

can't wait to put my money into COMFX and retire

>> No.8968977
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DUST to gap up to $22.96 tomorrow at open. You could have listened.

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>>8968429
>Millennial are the biggest debt whores.
At least $50K in student loans each.
im so glad i dodged that bullet. i knew whatever halfassed education i was likely to get was going to pale in comparison to the massive debt i would have to carry for the rest of my life

>>8968708
kek
go look through the archives sine last week, lad. weve been saying the banks were going down since like last wednesday. im sorry you lost money because youre holding bank stocks/calls, but theres no reason to get angry at us for it. most of us arent even directly shorting them.

on the bright side, if ya need to get out of your position at 30$ by the end of next month, have i got the deal 4U...

>> No.8968998

What earnings are today? more banks?

>> No.8969044

>>8968977
i got puts on SLV. the contracts are cheaper and it does the same thing really.

that fuckin pic tho, hory shit

>> No.8969052

WOWIEE BAC FELL A WHOLE 50 CENTS TODAY HOLY MOLY THE BEAR WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG LET ME SUCK HIS DICK OMFGG WHAT A MASTER TRADER

>> No.8969055

also vix futures are mooning, does that do anything?

>> No.8969115

>>8969055
There's like 40 companies reporting earnings before open tomorrow, so yeah volatility futures are going to be high.

>> No.8969117

>>8969055
Investors are hedging
They don't believe in this goldilock adventure

SPY volumes are pathetic once again

>> No.8969122

>>8969044
I got some tasty 16 puts with plenty of time and a few cheaper 15.50's

>> No.8969142

>>8969052
You might as well make a trip at this point dude

>> No.8969147

>>8969117
Who will have the courage to put this zombie market down?

>> No.8969154

>>8969052
jesus christ youre a whiner. have any of us told you to bow down to our superior intellect? no ones even being that smug about it. were just excited that its moving toward us for the first time all week. other than bear shitposting a bit today, we havent been too in your face about it. and besides, most of his shitposts had charts and analysis on a stock that many of us ITT we were trading, mr (((1 post by this id)))

>>8969122
thats the ticket. i wish there were leveraged silver spot ETFs with liquid options markets tho. lemme know if you find any

>> No.8969174

>>8969117
We're red on low volume, this is a sign of the golden bull.

>> No.8969180

>>8969147
Remember february ? I remember the markets took a shit when some big names reported dissapointing earnings, causing kneejerk reactions from ETFs.

>> No.8969306

>>8969154
Been trading exclusively options the past month, boy do I now know the value of giving yourself time even if it means paying more. That'd be one of the biggest tips I'd tell new people now.

>> No.8969315

>>8969117
We for sure hitting 2717
Zombies hard to kill

>> No.8969329

Are we in for a market correction anytime soon?

>> No.8969386

>>8969306
not gonna lie though, i flip the weekly UVXY contracts all the damn time (whenever crazy stuff is going on). if youre only holding em for like half a day or so, theta is irrelevant.

>> No.8969390

>>8969329
Yes, it's going to start being more green because green is the only correct color in the age of the golden bull.

>> No.8969484

>HMNY

>> No.8969486
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>>8969052
Open wide fucciboi

>> No.8969521

>>8969154
Yeah I drank a little too much coffee

I think I took like 40 screenshots and posted my charts. Part of it is I'm testing this HA & Ichimoku strategy, it is more impactful to make public declaration and get shit on if you're wrong

>> No.8969574

>>8969521
whats your overall strategy using these HA meme candles with the solid ichi cloud?

ichi is for sure the best indicator IMO, nothing else comes close, when i turn it off i feel like my chart is worthless no mattter what other memes i put on there

>> No.8969654

>>8969521
oh i wasnt pissing on you for it. it was helpful while i was away from computer. and i agree. its fun putting yourself out there.

>>8969574
i like fib lines and fib fans too, but theyre a lot more subjective. just ACTUALLY started using ichimoku today on real trades. i always thought it just looked like a mess, but its far less subjective

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>>8968708
>>8968984
>>8968977
>>8968783
>>8968446
>>8968426

I think anyone who posts in these /smg/ threads on a daily basis should be a tripfag, easier to follow for lurkers like me who want to learn! And kneepad girl always has some interesting perspective, idk why you guys shun her...

>> No.8969704

>>8969659
I just lunch post and call what I see, I don't think I'm important enough

>> No.8969723
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8969723

Can I get some help? I new to this shit. So I opened a RobinHood account. It says they deposited two small amounts into my account and I need to verify it but when I check my drafts I don't see anything. I am with EECU(CA). Thanks senpai. I've read their Help Center but I think I am over thinking.

>> No.8969733

>>8969704

Lunchbro you're pretty much a tripfag already.

>> No.8969742

>>8969704
neither do i, but its easier to stay in touch with particular anons with threads that move this fast. i see the trip and can just highlight the id in the thread, where ordinarily id have to ascertain who is who first

>> No.8969758

>>8969659
>>8969142
>encouraging users on an anonymous Uzbeki shoe polishing forum to trip

>> No.8969804
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8969804

retard here

Can someone explain options trading to me? I read investopia butt it doesn’t make cents to me

>> No.8969841

>>8969804
Buy low and sell them higher before they expire.

>> No.8969851

>>8969733
True

>>8969742
Makes sense, to be fair general threads attract a lot of trips because it's usually the same people daily. It's the same on /k/ too.

>>8969758
I probably won't, only if it's natural

>> No.8969914

Convince me to use Robinhood.

>> No.8969949

>>8969841
are you still buying AA and walking away

look at that earnings pop

>> No.8969956

>>8969914
0 commissions
you can trade crypto
it's named after that dude from that mel brooks movie

>> No.8969959

>>8969914
It's good until you have a lot of money

>> No.8970016

>>8969654
yeah the ichi cloud looks braindead simple during clear ruuns either bull or bear

buy when tenkan over kijun over cloud, sell at whatever support you want depends on how aggressive you are, simple

>> No.8970038

>>8970016
he uses ichi cloud on a god damn 5 minute candle chart
its worthless TA

>> No.8970044

>>8969574
>>8969654
I use the HA candles for estimating the next, IE hammer, hangman, engulfing. HA smooths out alot of noise. It's about trend reversal for me mainly. Doji & spinning tops are the patterns I look for the most.

I use the clouds to find resistance and support. When support or resistance breaks it is very likely to continue the trend in whichever direction until a the next cloud is hit. When trading within the cloud I wait for rejection or break. IE hitting the top of the cloud or bottom and bouncing multiple times or breaking through and sitting on top. I check the 1 min 5 min 15 min 1 hr 4hr & 1d, 1wk & 1mnth if I really need to, as time progresses. When cloud forecast switches it is a good indicator of future action.

I'll try to explain what exactly I'm looking at, will mark & such, when posting charts in the future.

>> No.8970083

>>8969851
Please don't. There's only so much circlejerking about drug use this general can take

>> No.8970093

>>8969956
>0 commissions
I don't mind commissions.
>you can trade crypto
I have no interest in the crypto scam.
>>8969959
>It's good until you have a lot of money
Elaborate.

>> No.8970101

>>8970038
If your using any interval by itself it is worthless. You need to use the smaller ones to help understand the bigger intervals if you are going to intraday trade .

>> No.8970118

Anyone have thoughts on Spotify puts?

>> No.8970233

>>8970083
It's okay bro, drugs cut into my profits so I'm clean, I only drink twice a month

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>>8968426
Be gone, thot

>> No.8970298

>>8970038
who the fuck said that? i just started using em today and i used it on a daily chart? why are you such a bitter negress right now?

>> No.8970311
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>>8969659
Aww thank you XD
But of trust me
These cuties relatively nice at me..... u.u

>> No.8970333

>>8970311
i dont hate you, but for chrissake you just admitted that you were a literal prostitute the other day, and yet you refuse to succ comfys cock. thats poor etiquette. he seems like a nice guy

>> No.8970344

>>8970298
dont get your panties in a bunch I was referring to the charts eternal bear has been posting the past few days

just call me a jew and calm down faggot

>> No.8970354

>>8968029
This
I love SUNRUN

>> No.8970367

>>8970344
id love to shitpost with you, as i can see you are an extraordinarily high level shitposter. but i have matters that need attending to

>> No.8970433

>>8969804
You make calls when you expect prices to go up. When you purchase a call it's like you're making a down payment on a stock for a later date, but specifically at that price. Company Z is hot fire? It's worth $10 now but you think it's going to be worth at least $15 in 3 months? Well then you would purchase a call 3 months from now for about $15. If the stock is worth more than your 15 call you can sell it for $$$. If the stock is worth less than 15 after the date then your opinion is worthless and expired

>> No.8970487

>>8970333
Trips confirm >>8970311 gives me succ
>mfw 4chan solves my sadboy disease

>> No.8970488
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8970488

not looking very good for either BAC or WFC tomorrow. No indication of trend reversal.

WFC might have a bounce in the morning based on RSI. I think we have a potential to see BAC hit its 200SMA1D this week.

BAC is above cloud for 1Wk, 1Mnth, below for rest.

WFC is above cloud for 1Mnth, resting on support, below for rest.

WFC breaking this support will likely result in a bleed down to lead 2.

>> No.8970513

>>8970433
So if youre wrong do you sill get stock at $15 or do you lose all your call money after it expires?

>> No.8970522
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8970522

>>8970488

>> No.8970568

>>8970488
I had $30 calls for this Friday that I sold off today but I got ones more in the future I'm hanging on to. I also got optimistic and have a 29.50 and a 28 for next month.

>> No.8970590

>>8970488
What about AXP?

>> No.8970659
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8970659

>>8970488
>>8970522
SPY managed to hang on above support. However, cloud conversion & an increase in divergence do not bode well, and indicate a bearish trend. Expect a rocky, indecisive day tomorrow.

DOW failed to break resistance & seems to indicate a trend reversal, heading down.

Expect downward MACD cross for both.

SPY & DOW are both trading above cloud for weekly & monthly. Monthly MACD & RSI are indicating overbought. SPY is in a downward trend for monthly.

>> No.8970673

>>8970568
Good lucky, I'm bearish long term for WFC, and becoming more so for BAC.

>>8970590
I'll take a look.

>> No.8970805

>>8970513
It's a down payment to later have the option to buy at that specific price. So you pay, say, 2% now and you have the option to buy the stock later or sell the option-to-buy to someone else. In this example if you didn't sell the option-to-buy to someone else, sand the day off judgment has come, if the stock price is less than $15 you lose your investment. If the price of the stock is $13 no one will want the ability (option) to buy at 15. And the difference in prices is great enough that you wouldn't want to exercise the option because you'd be buying for more than it'd be worth.

>> No.8970894

Golden bull means we should just sell uncovered puts for infinity gains right? Just shorted 100 contacts on DIA

>> No.8970933

>>8969659
kneepad girl is insufferable

she has no idea what she is doing and spams other threads with bs

>> No.8971018
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>>8970590
I had a longer response for you but clicked out the box & hit backspace on accident, removing what I wrot e:( FML.

Daily, it is failing to break resistance. It will probably test it again tomorrow, if SPY stays above it's own support.MACD & RSI are approaching overbought, and MACD will likely downcross by EOW. Will likely reverse trend if it fails to break the resistance this week. Cloud conversion & trading below cloud.

Weekly, it is in an upward trend with no indication of reversal. Trading above cloud.

Monthly, it is in an downward trend with a cloud conversion being the only indication of a reversal. RSI & MACD indicate overbought, with a MACD downward cross likely to occur.

I think the most opportunity for gain is buying at/near open, selling when it tests resistance. Look to SPY, companies like V for guidance if it trades in the cloud on when to buy, and if it has the potential to break top of cloud resistance.

>> No.8971039

>>8970933
She doesn't have a real trip. I think there's about three kneepad girls in reality

>> No.8971125

Can a call option be too much in the money? I am 70% up on a call I bought, but I'm looking at the bids and no one is buying. Am I bogged? I thought it was the market maker who you sell it to?

>> No.8971131

>>8971039
ah why didn't i think of that makes sense then with so much shit-posting

>> No.8971156
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8971156

>>8970311
>Is constantly shit on by everyone
>"relatively nice"

>> No.8971183

>>8971125
Variance, try selling it at the lower end of your spread. If the option isn't that liquid people will scrape every penny out of it. I try to buy them on the lower end as well

>> No.8971223
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>>8971039
your paranoia is seeping through. I think it is one poor /r9k/ robot who got blackmailed into being a trap.

>>8970311
Seek professional help, I pray for you.

>> No.8971224

>Amazon reveals actual Prime subscribers
>100 million active
>mfw AMZN after-hours

looks promising lads

>> No.8971243

>>8971183
Yes, I understand that much, what my brainlet self is asking is, is it possible that there just isn't a single buyer and therefore I'm fucked? Or would I just lower my price until some algo picks up on it and gets a ridiculous discount?

>> No.8971265

>>8971224
>He didn't buy AMZN in mid 00's

>> No.8971269

>>8971243
It's possible, whats the underlying asset in question? There's probably not a lot of options trading after hours too.

>> No.8971318

>>8970805

Ahh I see
Thanks lad

>> No.8971370

>>8971265
>TFW I'm a poorfag so can only afford 2 shares

>> No.8971408

>>8971370
Were you unemployed?

>> No.8971499

>>8971408
I'm only 24 and am currently in grad school so yes still pretty broke. Only able to make substantial gains by using margins

>> No.8971505

>>8971265
I was a little kid during that time, feelsbadman

>> No.8971553

>>8971243
The asset is TSLA, I'm not too worried but it alarmed me when I noticed the last buy on this option was over 6 dollars ago. Anyway thank you for your help

>> No.8971561

>>8971224
This is why I'm not particularly bullish on NFLX.

>> No.8971581

>>8971553
For the record I hate tesla, but I felt I could make money from their recent downturn to the $260's

>> No.8971618

>>8971553
>>8971581
Nah it's cool, we're here to make money. I'd try tomorrow when the markets are open, I'd imagine TSLA is decently liquid compared to more non liquid options.

>> No.8971648

whats up with cocoa? Is mooning more than buttcoin

>> No.8971832

>>8971648
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-18/from-citigroup-to-the-fed-curve-inversion-angst-is-intensifying

>> No.8972082

Its interesting that Amazon would make a big announcement like this but not at the earnings call. Is it an attempt to pump prior to lukewarm earnings? or just more sprinkles on the frosting.

While the number seems good, it has no trendline. Ill remain cautiously dour

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8972124

Don't trade me or my son ever again.

>> No.8972233

>>8972124
I lost way too much on that god-damned penny stock. Are the fundamentals even good?

>> No.8972250

>>8971618
I used to swing TSLA for mad gains but I would stay away right now, very volatile

>> No.8972280
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8972280

>>8967513
>It's not a bubble, goy
>who are you to criticize our financial system, you antisemite!

>> No.8972295

>>8972280
Literally "return to normal"

>> No.8972413

>>8972295
the normal is a scam, though

>> No.8972463

>>8971265
>tfw bought Amazon at 1550
>Got JUST'd by Trump tweets, sold at 1416
>Thought abuyt buying back in at 1450, decided not to
>Spend the last week watching Amazon go on tear

FUCK. At least I got on the GUSH train at the right time.

>> No.8972697

>>8972463
the right time to get on the GUSH train is every night with your irl waifu

>> No.8972737

>>8972280
you've been calling it a bubble for the last 10 years

>> No.8972767

>>8968404
If that is including mortgage it ain't that bad tbqf

>> No.8972931

>>8972737
excellent refutation

>> No.8972978

How easy is it to get into the stock market? Not trading, but I mean the legal papers needed and lawyer and other things before starting to trade.

It seems to me like this is the only decent thread on this board.

>> No.8973017

>>8972978
No lawyers needed my dude. Read the OP.

>> No.8973052

>>8972978
Literally download Robinhood and guide yourself through the very enticing UI. That's all for beginners. If you're playing with medium-big money stop by your local TD branch.

>> No.8973059

>>8972978
About the same paperwork needed to open a new bank account. Mostly Patriot Act related stuff.

>> No.8973095
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>>8972280
>totally not a bubble

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8973121

>>8973095
NEVER WRONG

>> No.8973154

>>8973017
So, then it's just like opening a bank account.

>>8973052
>>8973059
>Robinhood
Forgot to mention I'm from NZ.

>> No.8973177

>>8973095
but it took years for the DOW to form a bubble.

>> No.8973262
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8973262

are the bears going back into hibernation

>> No.8973312

How long until Shkreli gets out of the hoosegow? I miss his streams.

>> No.8973345

>>8972978
>>8973154
Do you mean you want to invest, as in purchase stocks? By 'not trading' I take it you mean day trading?

The same needed to open a bank account in your country is paperwork is very likely the requirements. I don't know of any free brokers like Robinhood available in NZ. Your best bet is to find a broker in your country that allows US trading (I think most do). How much are you looking to invest? Most brokers have account minimums

>> No.8973373

>>8973312
I think his sentence is about 20 years anon

>> No.8973393

>>8973312
>>8973373
7 years

>> No.8973419

>>8973121
we are currently "return to normal" bulltrap confirmed

>> No.8973453

>>8973312
I feel printing out these threads and sending them to him in letters.

>> No.8973458
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8973458

>>8971223
I'm not paranoid, why would you suggest that I'm paranoid??
Do I exhibit signs of early onset skizo? MAYBE BUT I'M NOT PARANOID

>> No.8973474

Oh boy. I was watching a weekly news and Q&A live show the CEO of Namaste Technologies hosts this afternoon and there was a something something rumor something he said right at the end that caught my ear. Sean Dollinger, the CEO, said, "watch out for an amazing press release tomorrow morning". Dollinger is a bit of a hype man so I take anything he has to say regarding "amazing" things with a healthy dose of salt, however, he rarely gives specific date and time like that.

Seems to me the most likely news is an uplisting to the TSXV from the CSE. Only other thing he'd hype up this much is completion of their cannabis sales license, but from what I am aware, they're closer to 2-3 weeks out from that becoming official.

Anyway. If the news is as good as Dollinger seems to indicate it is, the stock is going to pump pretty hard at open tomorrow.

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8973499

>>8970311
>>8971223
>>8973458
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPS

>> No.8973531

>>8969659
>her

>> No.8973593

>>8973393
hes not gonna have to serve all that.
in fact im not entirely sure why the fuck hes in there? didnt all his investors get their money back? i feel like they just threw him in prison for the shit of it.

>> No.8973618

>>8973393
Damn I was wrong
>>8973453
Please do
>>8973458
You'll be yelling about how SEC niggers glow in the dark soon enough

>> No.8973699

>>8973345
>By 'not trading' I take it you mean day trading?
No, my main focus is just getting into the stock market first since I'm just a beginner. I'm only 19 and I think I might already be too old to get rich in the stock market in my late 20's anyway, unless I went in five years earlier. So, when I start trading, I think I'm going for the long-term, like 5-10 years tops.

>Your best bet is to find a broker in your country that allows US trading (I think most do).
Well, there are no free brokers here I think. Since I am still new, I would just purchase NZ stocks first before expanding my portfolio outside NZ.

>How much are you looking to invest? Most brokers have account minimums
This is what I hate. I still have college debt and the good brokers here have a bare minimum of around $366. I barely have less than two hundred bucks.

>> No.8973713

>>8973593
They arrested him only after that stunt about Clinton's hair and DNA.

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8973717

>>8973618
>implying SECniggers dont ALSO glowinthedark
you have to run them over with your lambo.
thats what you do

>> No.8973746

>>8973699
>19
Jesus you have plenty of time. Tons of people don't start till their 20's and 30's. Read some books, browse Investopedia and absorb our autism and you'll be a fine investor yet.
>$200
Ask your parents for some starting capital. I'm 19 too, they were all too happy to let me learn the ropes with a couple grand. Actually, I didn't even ask, I just mentioned that I was playing around on the market and they told me to try with some big boi bux.

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8973759

what do you guys think about WFT?
It's trading at a fraction of it's value about 90% from it's high.

Enterprise value is about 10 Billion, market cap is 3 billion but their financials look like shit, it's operating at a loss. But the Oil hype might pump it before they shit post on april 24th

>> No.8973775

>>8973699
Take part time work for whenever you have free time.

You have plenty of time, and also 5-10 years is mid term, not long.

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8973785

International ETFs are freaking boring, I'm going to start playing options again.

>> No.8973790

>>8973717
Kek, saved. Thank you for the laugh man

>> No.8973806

>>8973785
Having some Poland and Italy stocks satisfies my fashiness.
>>8973759
>>8973717
Truly patrician memes

>> No.8973825

>>8973785
Are you shorting banks? Did you sell your puts already?

>> No.8973847

>>8973746
My parents are already in their 70's and they already paid half of my tuition so it kills me to ask them some money. They said I would have to do it by myself if I wanna live.

>> No.8973865

>>8973806
Still holding my Poland :D

>>8973825
All my money is tied up in ETFs, so I'm selling my Nordic region to go with bank puts. Should I go Wells Fargo or BAC?

>> No.8973870

>>8973775
I have part-time fml only get to sleep 4-5 hours for more than a year already.

>> No.8973875

why are all these tripfags and namefags in /smg/ now

>> No.8973901

>>8973847
My nigger. I'm 19, my parents are in their 60's and they're paying half my college. Tryna be a lawyer!! Money!! Let's find employment together tovarisch. College jobs are great.

>>8973865
>Hitler wants to slaughter Poles, Magyars and Slavs
>100 years later
>Poles, Magyars and Slavs save the white race.

>>8973875
It's a repeating thread where the same people post all the time and compare portfolios continuously.

>> No.8973909
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>>8973875
Are you new? WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE

>> No.8973925
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8973925

So, the biotech sector only recently stood to retake valuations from the 2015 era (one of the most notorious recent bubbles that popped, strongly recommend you guys look up 2015 biotech bubble and read some stories) We had a tremendous degree of advancement in the field, along with earnings almost doubling from that year to now.

Are these valuations a bubble once more? I feel skeptical of a serious bear market occuring at pre bubble valuations in 2018, but broad market vol’ is pretty serious threat.

>> No.8973926

>>8973713
kek
really? so they really were just being a bunch of cunts and trying to flex their power? fuck that. although i have to laugh whenever i hear normies comment on him, they always say something to the effect of "im so glad he went to prison, i cant believe he hiked the price of AIDS medicine", despite him going to prison for something else entirely. his move with the medicine hike was an absolutely industry-standard move, and the fucking medicine was NOT AIDS medicine. normies just hate him because he is baitmaster, and his smirk is triggering enough to tear down whole countries. we should bust him out desu

>> No.8973930

>>8973865
WFC has more downside potential, check analysis IT & our safe haven

>> No.8973932

>>8973901
A few months ago there used to be like 1 or two

>>8973909
I remember you made your trip because you hated tripfaggots like big five guy....but you ended up becoming a regular one

>> No.8973955

>>8973806
>Having some Poland and Italy stocks satisfies my fashiness
lel i guess that would be a good hegde against economic turmoil. shill me a fascist polish stock. poland stronk

>> No.8973957

>>8973901
I'm not complaining or anything but my point is that I really want to get in while the prices are still cheap.

>> No.8974002

>>8973930
Got it! I'll actually wake up tomorrow at open to buy some puts

>>8973932
Ironic how we all become villains eventually

>> No.8974041

>>8973930
>>8973955
At what price point do we stop shorting WFC and BAC? Is there a certain price in your books where you'll call it quits?

>> No.8974113

>>8974041
depends on tomorrow
BAC looks like it could go down to 28
might try to hold some till there. theres another resistance at like 29.16 i think. im just gonna see what i an get (if it continues to fall tomorrow). but as long as its sitting ITM, im not worried about theta decay yet

>> No.8974132

>>8974041
also i think WFC is going to tumble HARD at one point. im holding that one NO MATTER WHAT. im expecting this monthly candle to look a lot like the last one

>> No.8974136

>>8973095
>>8973121
What is the reason for these two to follow a similar trend? Is it because bitcoin is being traded in terms of fiat?

>> No.8974182

>>8974136
Fear and greed form similar patterns in the market regardless of the underlying

>> No.8974328

>>8974041
It is running on monthly support, so it will depend on what happens. I'll probably close my put near bottom of cloud if it breaks through. Even with it dropping so much I'm a little skeptical that it will drop over $10/Share to 40.97 (bottom support), so I'll probably just be riding it and watching for trend reversals. To get that low I really think we would need to see the subprime shit they've been loaning blow up in their face, again. At that point though I think just about everything will have a dip.

>> No.8974397

>>8974041
27.86 (200SMA1D) is my target. Though, like WFC, and what I did today on BAC, I'll be riding the sucker down.

>>8974113
why do you think 29.16 is a resistance point?

>> No.8974417

>>8974397
i think i saw another spot where it dipped there. not lookin at chart. it might have been 28.16 and im just retarded

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>>8973875
tripfags and namefags come and go, once BGFV hits mid teens i will no longer be a tripfag but just another Anonymous shitposter

>> No.8974479

>>8973957
>I really want to get in while the prices are still cheap.
there will always be something thats cheap

>> No.8974485

>>8974417
plz post when you find out.

>>8974459
big5guy noooooo.

What if it never hits mid teens?

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>>8974485
>What if it never hits mid teens?
then i'm here for longer than expected, ill be here either way

>> No.8974524

How high are the Saudis going to pump oil before the Aramco IPO?

>> No.8974550
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8974550

>>8974522
you and those fucking doggos

i kek everytime :)

>> No.8974586

Oil prices at sustained increases can indicate the sunset of a bull market.

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8974602

>>8974550
i try to pick them up while shitposting everywhere else, i really need some more desu

>> No.8974634

>>8974586
and yield curve inverting bullshit
and gold looking bullish
and FED tightening up
were probably going bear

>> No.8974643

>>8974602
don't post that during the day, some fuck will photoshop a bear on it and make fun of my TA desu

>> No.8974688

>>8974643
damn, i think you just gave some lurkers some ideas, those do look like some TA meme lines desu

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8974717

>>8974643
whats your take on SSC technically right now? i have some puts expiring soon and my break even is 2.40

>> No.8974753

>>8974717
I'll look. I have minor puts because of the stuck on earth meme. I do think it is a shit company though. Will do quick TA

>> No.8974793

>>8974182
When will it be possible to have the market follow the teachings of Jesus Christ?

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>>8974793
>When will it be possible to have the market follow the teachings of Jesus Christ?
when ((they)) stop controlling it.

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8974930

>>8974717
oh Lord have mercy

only WFC looks worst.

Bearish trend, HA indicating downward trend. RSI & MACD indicating overbought, divergence decreasing, MACD downward cross incoming. Cloud did convert, which is a bullish signal, but as it is trading in red cloud and it is a weak indicator. Supports @ 2.55 (200SMA1D), 2.09 (Cloud Support).

Weekly is in upward trend but HA indicates reversal. Cloud conversion indicating bearish trend, though it is currently trading above cloud, see above. Support 2.27 (Cloud), 2.09 (200SMA1D). Divergence decreasing, MACD upward cross may occur.

I'm not touching the monthly.

Recommending shorting this one, doesn't seem like it will reverse into an upward trend. The cloud conversion on the daily is due to the pump it received.

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>>8974793
((())) don't control the banks anymore

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8974993

>>8974898
>>8974943
I sure hope the enforcers of the Federal Reserve repent for (((their))) demonic anti-christ worshipping ritual or else they will face eternal suffering in hell

>> No.8974994

>>8974717
>>8974930
when do your puts expire? Friday? You have a chance if volume picks up, which it might given 200SMA is close, and the trend indicates a decently large red day tomorrow.

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8975001

>>8974930
i'm in the 4/20 puts, i just don't think ima make it. I'm bearish on it, i just think i have the wrong position FUCK

>> No.8975009

>>8974586
That and the cartel that controls a huge amount of oil production is doing everything they can to drive the price up.

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8975065

>>8974993
From what I understand, as Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, has been rejected they will not be able to be in God's presence, the greatest of all punishments, thus Hell. All must repent.

>> No.8975079

>>8975001
The only thing that might prop it up is BTC rising.

>> No.8975087

>>8974793
When the chicken arise

arise

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8975117

>>8975065

>> No.8975360

I can't decide if I should buy puts for Wells Fargo or BAC.
Odds: BAC
Evens: Wells

>> No.8975375

>>8975360
Wells fargo it is!

>> No.8975465

>>8975375
what puts? you think WFC will go under $48. i think it's been hammered down pretty hard already compared to other banks, especially since that whole fake accounts thing

>> No.8975542

>>8975465
Yeah but all the other tripfriends are telling me it will go lower

>> No.8975561

>>8975465
They also keep having VP (((tragic deaths)))

>> No.8975580

>>8975542
if it gets to low 40s i'm gunna be loading up on long term calls. I just think it's going to be getting bought up before it hits $45

>> No.8975696

>>8975580
I just realized i'm about to take advice from /biz/.
What am I doing with my life?

>> No.8975727

>>8975696
>I just realized i'm about to take advice from /biz/.
>What am I doing with my life?
i've made alot of money taking advice here and i've also lost alot of money taking advice here, never know who to trust

>> No.8975831

>>8974930

I don't understand how you can use charts with that much indicator crap all over the place.

>> No.8975938

>>8975727
Screw it, I'll just buy calls for QD like I was planning on doing

>> No.8976026

>>8975727
I've lost money and made it back when I actually started following advice and doing research. Also I wish I had enough money for one or two puts on WFC.

>> No.8976268
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>>8970354
enjoy your gains, senpai

>> No.8977379

good luck tomorrow morning everyone i hope your lives continue to improve every day and you all feel happy

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>>8977379
Y-you too.

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Futures down slightly

>> No.8979403

Hoping for disappointing GE report so I can get in that shit.

>> No.8979517
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Good morning, gentlemen.

>> No.8979563
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8979563

Dropped my boring bank stock and went in on some biotech.
Its going to be a fun ride

>> No.8979631

>>8979517
Mornin'

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8979648

Good morning

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8979784

Good morning!

24/5 /smg/ is the best, too bad crypto biz hogs the weekend

>> No.8979814

>>8979784
im thankful for stock markets actually closing. how do people even deal with 24/7 changes

>> No.8979862

>>8968634
And down the ahithoke she goes, biys

>> No.8979874

>>8979814
Agreed, you need time off to strategize and relax

>> No.8979889

>>8979814
Crypto was my first intro to /biz/ last summer and started trading on the market last month. Of the two, learning the stock market has been a lot more rewarding due to the amount of new things I learn from /smg/ and researching on Investopedia and Ameritrade. Also maintaining a sleep schedule to start at the opening bell makes me feel like I'm working for something and not a NEET. Also this market's gains are nice and steady, crypto is schizophrenic.

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It's a comfy and beautiful day /smg/, let's get gains today

>> No.8979914

>>8979901
are you in ussr

>> No.8979931

>>8979914
Nah, Northern Minnesota

>> No.8979951

>>8979945
>>8979945
>>8979945
>>8979945

New thread

>> No.8979957

>>8979931
alright nice
>still traces of snow in april

>> No.8979959

Somebody who isn't a phone poster like myself, if you ever wanted to make a new thread for /smg/ we'll need a new one soon.

>> No.8979965

>>8979957
Ye we had a storm Saturday lol

>>8979951
Thanks

>> No.8979972

>>8979959
I'll start one now.

>> No.8979983

>>8979972
We got it, it's fine

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>>8979983
Roger.

>> No.8980694

What are we buying today, boys