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>anon youre cute whats your instagram

wat do

>> No.8951551

What's an instagram?

>> No.8951571

>>8951537
sorry bimbo I don't willingly download malware

>> No.8951574

https://livestreamfails.com/post/13765

>> No.8951585

show her your stinky linky

>> No.8951591

>>8951537
>Stacey I'm using Snapchat now
>sends dick pic

>> No.8951607

>>8951537
Business & Finance, sorry

>> No.8951619

>>8951537
Just say no ask for her 4chan ID.

>> No.8951622

Show her my Instagram I guess. All I have on it is me doing acrobatic stuff

>> No.8951634

>>8951537
Tell her that social media is for slaves to the Jews, to distract them from the Zionist agenda being pushed every day, all over the world. But her and your children will fight the powers of darkness, and bring back the shining light of National Socialism to Western Europe.

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>>8951537
Oh, I actually don't have an insta... yeah

>why notttt???

Haha, I just use facebook, i'm old-fashioned.

>> No.8951672

>>8951622
link?

>> No.8951680

>>8951672
Buy link now

>> No.8951684

>>8951680
BYE LINK?

>> No.8951695

>>8951634
works every time, they're just confused and intrigued, "wait so like illuminati or something?"

>> No.8951696
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8951696

i don't social media

>> No.8951702

>>8951537
if i make an insta will you show me the videos of you as a dubai porta potty

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8951703

>tfw have an instagram but rarely post because I'm afraid I won't get any likes

>> No.8951710

>>8951672
>Linking your real-life shit to 4chan

>> No.8951740

>>8951703
Unless you're a girl that's the way life works on there. I post something and I might get around 50 likes max. A chick posts the same thing I'm doing and she'd have an easy 200. Just put up something novel and keep it consistent enough in uploads to get people to follow you

>> No.8951772

>>8951740
tfw no one follows me back,whereas some random guy living nearby has 100k followers
feeling depressed

>> No.8951788

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

sage and reported

>> No.8951853

this is /biz not /b

>> No.8951875

>>8951703
I just shill my bags on Snapchat with the occasional fancy rooftop bar

No "worries" of getting likes

>> No.8951915

>ANON, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FOLLOWER AND WHY ARE YOU ONLY FOLLOWING THOTS
>DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

>> No.8951926

>>8951622
Fuck off normie

>> No.8951934

>>8951926
>Implying I haven't been in this shithole years longer than you

>> No.8951937

tfw no pokimane gf

>> No.8952046

>proceeds to show her my IG
IG is the best dating app out there, just grab some camera, learn some basic editing and have a great looking body and face and you're good to go.
I've met my last 3 gfs through that shitty social network, I find it less repulsive than facebook since is more vanal and one dimensional than facebbok.
I fucking despise any other social network since they basically force you to have a strong public opinion on every single issue. I just want to post pictures of how fucking beautiful I am and how fucking amazing and perfect my life is.

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>>8951537
begone thot

>> No.8952134

>>8951853
And this is 4chan not plebbit so it's /biz/ and not /biz

>> No.8952200

>>8951537
her hair looks like it wants to kill itself

>> No.8952229

>>8951926
>being athletic makes you a normie

there's an entire demographic between robots and normies

>> No.8952236

>>8952046
>shares on social media for internal validation

Uhh yah dude, you basically use it like Match.com, gratz

>> No.8952391

>>8952046
normie cope

>> No.8952483

>>8952236
yeah that's pretty much the whole deal, feeling validated, I like when my partner knows that I'm physically attractive to other potential partners out there and nothing validates that fact more than a comment from slutty girls in one of my pictures.
>>8952391
I feel that you're using the word cope with too much freedom my man, There's no shame on the human behaviors of vanity and feeling validated