I failed at life

[Anonymous No.8939626]

I am a 32 year old virgin with a dead end job. I had no work experience and no friends/contacts. So I got a job at McDonalds by making the manager feel sorry for me. I was lucky to get this job. But I still failed at life.

How do I become successful /biz/...

[Anonymous No.8939664]

>>8939626
slowly move towards making money your hobby.

doesnt have to be much. start by figuring out ways to make a few extra dollars a day and work your way up. this is called grinding.

since you have no contacts you are limited to online ways but im sure there is numerous ways to do so. i started out making apps for like a dollar for some music app. i dont get much but i now have some sort of following and maybe some motivation to expand.

try getting good at blackjack. try crypto or invest in penny stocks. sure you will lose some but you also gain in experience.

get good at something and become a local talent and charge when its time.

seriously. seriously mediate and when they say meditate, look at everything in your realm and try to find a way to make lemonade.

[Anonymous No.8939672]

>>8939664
This. By the time OP is 65 he'll be able to buy his own car! The ladies will love it.

[Anonymous No.8939676]

Get a better job. I had zero contacts and no verifiable work experience either when I started.

[Anonymous No.8939687]

>>8939664
You're a good man

[Anonymous No.8939688]

I don’t understand how people can be virgins at 30. I know hot girls that will fuck you for 200-300 as long as you me balls don’t stink. It’s so fucking easy to pop your cherry dude wtf.

[Anonymous No.8939697]

>>8939626

>implying you exist.

[Anonymous No.8939698]

It depends on your own definition of "successful", there are many paths you can take. What do you want out of life?

[Anonymous No.8939700]

Climb some dominance hierarchies, bucko

[Anonymous No.8939703]

>>8939626
"Kid, you'll come out alright." *frazzles the young boys hair* *walks off into the sun*

[Anonymous No.8939704]

>>8939688
As long as you’re balls don’t stink* sorry I’m wine drunk from a dinner date right now

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.8939714]

>>8939626
There nothing wrong with letting go bro. Suicide IS option.
Stop trying scrap by in your shitty life it just mot worth it.

[Anonymous No.8939732]

>>8939626
Become a reclusive monk and reject the material world. You don't have anything to lose

[Anonymous No.8939740]

I'm about to stand up and exercise. My world will change. My brain will oxygenate. My body will mold into desire. I got this.

[Anonymous No.8939776]

>>8939714

I think suicide is only an option in very rare cases... onset of a terminal illness or dementia or Alzheimers.

Don't throw your life away because it is shitty right now.

I've been through extreme lows and extreme highs.

Don't end it on a dip.

[Anonymous No.8939796]

>>8939714
stop saying that to our fren who needs help faggot.

[Anonymous No.8939822]

>>8939776
dude why would you even entertain this poster hes clearly depressed and trying to drag others down too.

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.8939849]

>>8939776
>>8939796
;_;
Me sor

You prob should not kill self OP

[Anonymous No.8939882]

>>8939776
>shitty right now.

What if it was always shitty?
Isn't that a pretty good indicator that it's probably going to remain shitty for the remaining part?

[Anonymous No.8939924]

>>8939626
Mind telling us how you made the manager feel bad? Lmao how much do you have saved up? I'm only asking so I feel better about myself.

[Anonymous No.8939970]

>>8939626
You have no idea how fucking lucky you are. You have nothing holding you back except yourself.

Most people your age have a mountain of responsibilities which prevent them from pursuing their dreams, you can literally move anywhere and do anything. It is all about self improvement.

[Anonymous No.8940003]

>>8939714
If anyone should kill themselves it's you.

[Anonymous No.8940090]

>>8939626
Hanging out with Sayori!

[꧁꧂ !1GS3StGNTw No.8940196]

>>8939626
how do you make it to 32 with no vagene?

I was a fat nerdy NEET who started browsing /b/ in like 2009 when i was still a goddamn child and still got my dick succ by 17. granted she was a whore but I STILL busted on them tiddies.

[Anonymous No.8940205]

>>8939714
Terrible advice

[Anonymous No.8940231]

>>8939664
When one meditates you are to clear your mind, not focus on your problems. Other advice is decent, better than what I’m willing to give op

[Anonymous No.8940270]

>>8939849
You should feel horrible. You are a little slut, a junkie, and you got used by your dad. I bet you kinda liked it too. You know you did. You're worthless. You are a walking set of holes, you have no right to tell a man to do anything. You have no value and no one likes you. Go to bed and cry yourself to sleep like you usually do.

[Anonymous No.8940326]

>>8939626
>>8939626
Easiest way to make money with no capital is to start thrifting/garage saling on the side. Requires very little investment capitol (~$50 on a saturday). Only really works if you live in a non-rural area though.

You'd be surprised how well this kind of stuff works, with a pretty flexible margin of error. /biz/ is a pretty bad place to come for advice desu, too many bootstrapping retards.

Try it one day, go to salvation army/goodwill (harder, because it's more expensive) and look up sold listings on ebay for brands of clothing you sift through. Usually I look for comps in the 20-25 dollars range, paying a max of 5 bucks. You can work your way up to vintage stuff as your knowledge level increases.

Certainly would recommend just starting as a hobby though, it's going to take a few weeks of accumulated knowledge. You don't even have to buy anything your first few weeks, just look at items and their comps on ebay. Good luck anon, hope you can build a good life for yourself :^)

[꧁꧂ !1GS3StGNTw No.8940350]

okay now that I am done berating you about not getting any meaty warm parts wrapped around your pecker, time for the real advice.

I don't know what will work for you, but what worked for me was taking risks that brought me *this* close to death or incarceration that I felt ALIVE
I don't mean "yeah it's a good, fun day!" alive
I mean I felt what it meant to be a human. I felt the difference between life and death so closely I could touch the line with my fingertips.
Car crashes, getting robbed for drugs, robbing people for drugs, sending hitters to beat the shit out of someone, and having the same done to me.
Police texting me from the guy I chased with a knife's phone telling me they were coming for me
shotgun barrels inches from my face, that kind of shit.

Taught me just how quickly it could all come to an end, and made me realize that whatever I have on this mortal plane, no matter how large or small. I cannot take ANYTHING with me when I go.

so I got a "real job" at a grocery store and started squirreling away crypto.
minimized every possible expense to the point where I basically lived to work
It paid off, made 110% of my average yearly pay that I make at my job off the last bullrun, this next one will ensure I am financially free for at least 3 years, and if I can catch one more after that, I am golden for life.

[Anonymous No.8940414]

>>8940326
Also worth mentioning that your first few attempts might be discouraging. If you keep at it you will see the returns you can get for your time are pretty insane. After about 2 weeks I was averaging 70 an hour on my thrifting trips, and getting about 300-400 worth of haul garage saleing (Spending 40 bucks max). Was amazing while I was in college. On top of that it's fun as well.

Also, learn personal finance, it's so incredibly important. Have an emergency fund, start a roth IRA, whatever you can set aside will help you build out of the paycheck to paycheck autism. There's a lot more to it then i can summarize here, but you have access to more resources than anybody in history ever has at your income level. Restaurant industry is hard work but also a good way to break into a higher pay grade from minimum, look into backwaiting gigs and try to move your way up to serving, it requires less social skills than you probably think. Just make sure if you're backwaiting the place tips out.

[Anonymous No.8940449]

>over a decade in a entry level job
spend 200 hours learning html / css / javascript and you should be good

[Anonymous No.8940478]

>>8940350
This is fucking awful advice btw. Crypto is really easy to make money, but the scene is full of retards with incredible amounts of bias that hit a good month (AKA january where you can literally throw darts at shitcoins and 3x), and everybody thinks they're a master trader.

If you REALLY want to learn how to trade, learn to chart bitcoin price action. This doesn't just mean shit tier retail TA. This means struggling on the bitmex testnet and reading/absorbing as much information as you possibly can, learning to set stops (ones that don't get shaken out by the rampant market manipulation) etc etc.

It's really difficult and there's a lot of different approaches to take towards the topic at hand. Crypto is full of retards so it's easy to get distracted. But if you want to learn to make a consistent return and not be one of the bull run retard hype shitters, it's important to learn how to setup good trade strategies.

Anybody who tells you there's an easy way to make a shit ton of money is lying to you, they most likely got lucky and it's not worth trying to pursue. Why not try to pickup some important life skills so you don't have to rely on retards on /biz/ to be able to market yourself?

[Anonymous No.8940518]

>>8939703
i had a dream about wrestling with baby bears for some fucking reason the other day and now im wondering wtf was it supposed to mean

[Anonymous No.8941167]

>>8939849
you should too. Do it together with OP

[Anonymous No.8941290]

>>8939626
No way to split it you’re fucked. You’ve probably wasted most of your youth. Starting a physical job is now out of the question. You also don’t have the paper that says you’re a smart boi, so you’re fucked there too. What do you want? Money, women, and self validation are all easily obtainable, but the quality and quantity of those things is what makes the real difference to people. Consider the other side anon, you fought the good fight.

[Anonymous No.8941306]

>>8939626
Scam people, steal shit off credit cards, sell drugs and invest profits in crypto. If you're not stupid you won't get caught. If I was you that's what I would do, but thank god I have enough money in crypto already.
In the worst case scenario you'll be in prison (still better than wagecuckery) or dead, but you're probably suicidal already so why would you give a shit. It's a win win situation. Or just reinvest your wagecuckery bucks in crypto and see what happens, you have to do some research first though. Don't give up fren

[reluctant kneepad girl No.8941338]

>>8940270
;_; nuuu why you say this
me so tired of crying me asleep.....
>>8941167
T_T

[Anonymous No.8941354]

>>8941306
>being in prison is better than wageslavery
Ignore this retard. Trust me even the feds require a certain amount of je ne sais quoi, and unless you have a lawyer that can get you sent to camp (very expensive) it ain’t fucking worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.8941467]

one day biz dont wanna be a wagecuck...the next day it wants to kill itself coz it cant be a proper wagecuck

[Kekovicius !!seZ2sXABmE3 No.8941477]

>>8940518
Jung said dreams are meant to be interpreted in groups. Write them down in as much detail as possible over the course of years.

[Anonymous No.8941482]

>>8941467
There is a meaningful difference between being a temp wageslave and having that position be your entire life.

[Anonymous No.8941497]

>>8941477
>>8940518
Jung was also a massive fucking retard. Maybe don’t do that?

[Anonymous No.8941502]

>>8941482
>instead of wageslaving for $800 a month you wageslave for $1500 a month

you still live like a caged animal

[Anonymous No.8941517]

>>8941502
>I get paid a set amount monthly
That would be stupid, you’re stupid

[Anonymous No.8941539]

>>8941517
statistics show that 95% of businesses fail and yet you act like you own a successful business

old money here. I will buy your business just to close it down for lulz

[Anonymous No.8941562]

>>8941539
I get orgasmic pleasure watching wage slaves losing jobs

i am not even joking. it feels like I get filled with joy. similar to when you smoke good weed

[Anonymous No.8941567]

>>8941539
>I own a business
Sure keep guessing. What will you think up next wojakposter? Also any businesses that “fail” and are in food service are fucking irrelevant. Remove those and that percentage would change greatly.

[Anonymous No.8941592]

>OP still only made 1 post

The hallmark of a good shitpost. One and done- and the niggers here keep the thread going.

[Anonymous No.8941652]

>>8941562
you are cancer, nobody loves you, nobody gives a shit about your cancerous opinion.

[Anonymous No.8941852]

>>8940518
Ever digested Fox and the Hound? I believe you should view this movie. Perhaps it will illuminate your subconscious mind. I must flee now. Until then. *pries open ThinkPad* *whips out schlong*

[Anonymous No.8941890]

>>8941539
>pathetic sack of nigger shit actually thinks building a successful business is hard

You're lucky to be old money brainlet, you wouldn't ever make it

[Anonymous No.8941912]

>>8939698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAdzBaPDmJk