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ZUCK the KEK edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
https://autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

>> No.8848892

Also for any oldfags VHC actually DID IT!!!

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/7bc84e10-7ee7-378f-b11a-51d101bd28ae/virnetx-shares-surge-as-jury.html

>> No.8848983

>>8848371
>I guess you are 2 scoops now
Kek. Yeah, I fucking earned it sitting on these fucking calls.

>Most of these senators are fucking retarded
A few of them surprised me, but many didn't catch on the first time he explained the situation with advertisers.

>Based fucking Cruz
I remember liking him too. I think he brought up political censorship. Unfortunately, it's not what any of the outrage is about, so it's not necessary for Cuckerburg to turn it into policy.

>FB is a platform for terrorism and human trafficking. They have been told to clean this up for a very long time and have done nothing nor do they seem to intend to.
I think he is handling that part sufficiently well, but they just felt like grilling him more. Like that lady that want to push California's immigration policy by bringing up ICE
>Normies are too stupid to understand that in order for a machine learning algorithm to do all of these things these morons propose IT HAS TO UNDERSTAND AND COLLECT EVERY DATAPOINT ABOUT YOU FIRST.
The ML part is frustrating. It's alright for sicking a model on terrorism and stuff, but not hate speech -- that's what leads to political censorship.
>All social media is about to get regulated.
Google will too.
Facebook lets you download what they have on you.
I have no fucking idea what Google knows about me.
>MUH RUSSIACHINA
Fuck yeah. The Russian interference was supposed to be the main topic, but many senators also wanted to push extra agendas, as I saw most clearly that stupid fucker that brought up ICE.
>Ill have my team get back to you for the rest.
Yeah. Can't lie under oath, but he didn't seem to over-do it imo. He seemed very transparent to me.

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First for best girl

>> No.8849051
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>>8848876
>Senator we sell ads

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>>8848876

Get on that NVCN Train, guys! don't want to miss out when that hits a dollar.

>> No.8849504
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8849504

This is what I get for listening to /biz/

>> No.8849514

>>8849504
should have gone 100% bonds

>> No.8849544

>>8849504
wtf were you in

>> No.8849551

the stock market is under appreciated.

- theres no chance of "hacks" and waking up with all your money gone even if you dont have a position

- its somewhat transparent. atleast these stocks are required by law to give the public all necessary info

- you can earn just as much (actually much more) than coins since stocks are extremely liquid and generally more volatile. there are many stocks under $10 that go up 100-1000% every month

stop with the coins meme. grow up and trade legit stuff right here

>> No.8849562

>>8849551
>Goes to /smg/
>Tells everyone to trade stocks

We're wayyyyyyyyyyyy ahead of you here broski

>> No.8849568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61i2iDz7u04
if everyone traded stocks and avoided coins, they wouldn't be in as much of a disaster, and good traders would be making much more with the added volume and volatility

>> No.8849570

>>8849504
buy high sell low

true /biz/reli

>> No.8849602

>>8849562
kek this

>> No.8849622

>>8849017
What's the right price to get deep inside that WEN?

>> No.8849638
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fuck you /smg/ you ruined all of my savings fucking ALT

>> No.8849643

Should we add how to use the android emulator to use robinhood in the OP? Since the website can't do options yet.
Also the iOS version can't do option spread either.

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>>8849638
A whole $7.50? How will you ever recover!

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>>8849638
>-$7.51

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>>8849656
>>8849660
just tell me if it will go back up

>> No.8849682

>>8849665
I don't know, I don't invest in shitmemes /smg/ posts. I live off dividend checks haha :-)

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>>8849665
you listened to the experts at /smg/, it has to go back up

>> No.8849691

>>8849665
I'm sorry fren, all markets are dropping to zero tomorrow when WW3 breaks out.

>> No.8849721

anyone noticed that we suddenly got like 10 new retarded tripfags?

>> No.8849726

>>8849721
A true sign of the end times.

>> No.8849733

>>8849721
aye i know what im doing

>> No.8849746
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>>8849721
yes

>> No.8849883

>>8849721
Word we should become one too.

>> No.8849896

I have all of my trading monies in USAA's investment platform and Coinbase, at this moment.

Should I move all of it over to Robinhood web? I am familiar with Robinhood but have refused to use it because I didn't like the fact that it was only an app on the phone.

What do you guys think? Consolidating whatever I have from USAA and Coinbase onto Robinhood so I can just trade everything through there rather than switching back and forth all the time?

>> No.8849922

>>8849896
>Trading on Coinbase
Don't that have like a 2% Fee for every transaction?
You can't trade crypto on web yet, but you can juse download the offical Android emulator and use RH android on your PC.

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The /rgt- I mean /smg/ tripfag graveyard gets bigger every week.

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still holding onto this TVIX

in the green right now but I want to see another dip and the market has been flagging for one both these last two days, just need a catalyst

>> No.8850047

>>8850003
>tfw you can recognize several anonymous posters by their posting style and you like them all more than most tripfags

>> No.8850107

>>8849544

LODE, ATL, BGFV, INPX, BOTZ,TVIX

>> No.8850142

>>8849721
>retarded
>2 scoops
I have wicked gains, faggot

>> No.8850232

>>8850142
me too bro, me too

>> No.8850279

Micron and square my boys

>> No.8850350

>>8849691
Trump is just gonna slap them with some tomahawks again.

>>8849721
Fuck, ok, it is getting pretty bad. I'm probably going to post a good couple of times under mine every thread anyway. Really feel entitled to it after today.

>> No.8850759

>>8850019
Don't worry senpai, the annoying orange is gonna drop another tweet and the markets will drop 3% Then CBOE TVIX Corp. Will do a quick share buy back and pump the price to 20.

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I really don't know where Sunrun is going to go anymore

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8850874

We all have ID's, why do we need to namefag as well?

Anyways, who fucking knows what today's gonna bring?
I wanna hear it from y'all, you think we're going nose-dive today? President Cheeto Puff gonna bomb the hell out of my gains?
>pic related: it's on the front page of imgur

>> No.8850926

>>8849721
Tripfags have low self esteem, desperate for validation from internet strangers and have very little contract with girls
t. Tripfag

>> No.8851152

>>8850868
I at least tell me it will flatline for a while. Got some IC's on it since the IV was so high.

>> No.8851278

>>8850868

TO THE MOON??

SUN RUN TO THE MOON

LMAO!

>> No.8851333

>>8851278
sunrun can only go to the moon when the sun and the moon are aligned, ie during a new moon.

>> No.8851364

>>8849504
#zucced

>> No.8851581

>>8851333

When is the next new moon? I’ll buy then

>> No.8851614

>>8851581
you have to buy before the new moon to get the gains.

>> No.8851813
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this piece of shit only knows how to go sideways

>> No.8852213

GBPUSD skyrocketing

>> No.8852236

I have $200 to blow what's a good meme stock to yolo on

Any good weed penny stocks?

>> No.8852269

Hey can some trip fag tell me what i should buy. thanks.

>> No.8852272

>Nikkei bro isn't here today
The nikkei closed down 100pts btw.

>> No.8852765
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>>8852272
probably killed himself

rip

>> No.8852796
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>> No.8852939

>>8852269
Buy TVIX. Rumor has it Amazon is doing a buyout

>> No.8853028
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8853028

I'm complete new to stocks but i want to invest $10, what would you guys recommend?

>> No.8853054

>>8853028
>Reply
cancer.

>> No.8853075

>>8853054
I'm sorry?

>> No.8853120

>>8853075
ROPE

>> No.8853146

>>8853075
Its no problem just kys and ur good.

>> No.8853261

>>8852765
another one bites the dust.
Which ones are still alive?

>> No.8853935

Morning!

>> No.8853942

>>8853935
Where have you been?

>> No.8853986

>>8853942
rehab

>> No.8853997
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8853997

Looking for high risk, really high dividend yield stock

What have you got for me /smg/?

>> No.8853998
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why do stupid faggots do drugs

shits expensive

>> No.8854017

>>8853998
Because the anime supply ran out.

>> No.8854047

>>8853997
Wew lad, the arrogance of these roasties

>> No.8854114
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>>8853935
HE'S ALIVE

Good morning!

>> No.8854121
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>>8853935
You know, your a tripfag, but it's good to see you back.

>> No.8854150
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OH HO NO NO NO NO

>> No.8854188

>>8854150
SPY puts today

>> No.8854195

>>8854150
Trump is all in on volatility. Gonna lose all the recovery gains i made yesterday.
There better be some realised explosions and deep concern to make up for this.

>> No.8854274
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8854274

THANK YOU TRUMP

>> No.8854321

>>8850019
>>8850759
how can a few men wield so much power

>> No.8854323

>>8853997

OXLC

>> No.8854386

Can the next edition please be: Trump is long UVXY

>> No.8854390

>>8853997
ENLK

>> No.8854392
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8854392

COMRAD TRUMP
O
M
R
A
D

>> No.8854417

>>8854323
I saw this shilled here yesterday
What is the rundown on this ?

>> No.8854433

>>8853997
MORL
CEFL

>> No.8854495

>>8853997
GME

>> No.8854539

>>8854417

It’s a closed end fund that buys CLOs, most of which are floating rate tied to LIBOR.

>> No.8854589

>>8854433

These do pay a lot, but they’re very volatile and at least one of the UBS ETNs have been liquidated due to low share price.

Also, they give you a 1099-MISC (or at least they did a few years ago when I held them) which I didn’t like. Not as bad as dealing with K-1s, but it would be cleaner if they classified the income as either interest or dividends.

>> No.8854636

>>8854188
Fug.

>> No.8854671

>>8854539
LIBOR has been stealy rising for qui sol’me time time now.
Would’t OXCL drop in price because of it ?

>> No.8854697

>>8854671

No, the opposite. The loans that OXLC buys are tied to LIBOR. So they should be collecting higher interest payments.

OXLC funds loan purchases through issuance of preferred securities, which are fixed rate. So their borrowing costs are fixed, but their interest income is tied to LIBOR.

>> No.8854711

First

>> No.8854730

Morning all

>> No.8854734

@WX5gxtHO
Filtered

>> No.8854761

>>8854390
Holy shit bro, where you been? You had us worried.

>> No.8854822

>>8854761
Long story but it ended with a stint in rehab.

>> No.8854824

I recently started studying how to invest. Right now I'm planning my first paper trading portfolio, and I have a couple of really stupid questions.

Is there a market category that is recommended for entry level investors, or should I start studying the companies in the fields I work into?

What's the best paper trading platform, considering that I want to read some rationales about why other users bought/sold a stock.

>> No.8854864

What the hell is going on with CVM

>> No.8854875
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>>8854824
Nah, just choose stuff you know the most about, maybe stay away from leveraged ETF's for now.

>> No.8854877

What's the outlook for ROKU? Now a good time to buy?

>> No.8854910

>>8854875
>choose stuff you know the most about
I know a lot about facebook

>> No.8854947

>>8854877
What made ROKU grab your attention? Personally I feel like there are a lot better places to invest your money right now.

>> No.8854948

>>8854875
Oh shit, that's a beautiful pic.

>> No.8855019

>>8854822
Well glad you’re back. /smg/ was worried.

>> No.8855055

>>8848892

holy shit
HOLY SHIT

NOKOBRO WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

HE WAS ONLY A YEAR TOO EARLY

REST IN PEACE NOKOBRO

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>>8854948
I just hope today's testimony makes more memes and also crashes the stock with no survivors

>> No.8855079

>>8855055
2 years* early

>> No.8855080
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>>>/pol/167658174

Link shilling

>> No.8855098
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POST CLASSIC VHC MEMES

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god i miss 2016 /rgt/

>> No.8855143

>>8854822
You're alive!

Today is a day for celebration, /smg/, for /our/communistjew is back.

>> No.8855190

>>8849504

you have learned our ways well

>> No.8855202
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I want to buy some Vidya stock.
ATVI or TTWO?

>> No.8855215

>>8855202
TCEHY

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>>8849504
Kek you awight?

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i know there were more pure gold VHC / noko-bro images but I am too lazy to find more in the archives

>> No.8855243
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>>8855202
Between the two, ATVI. The next WoW expansion is coming out soonish and you'll probably make a couple bucks off a small bump as idiots such as me play for a solid 2-3 weeks then realize we don't like WoW anymore.

>> No.8855258

>>8855243
all video game stocks are severely overvalued right now

EA, ATVI, TTWO

dont trust any of them

the future of video games is free to play online shits like fortnite (which TenCent owns 40% of btw)

>> No.8855259

>>8855098
fuuuck i remember this
was noko killed?

>> No.8855290

Post your bags

>> No.8855294

>>8855259
no one knows for sure
he was ran out of town by an angry mob of VHC bagholders

if only they held for 2 more years they would have seen he was right all along...
just kidding they would be breaking even right now

>> No.8855299

>>8855258
ATVI has a cash cow in Hearthstone, free to play CCG and people buy shitloads of card packs. I agree Vidya is super overvalued but ATVI has good reasons to at least watch them

>> No.8855313

>>8855299
i think hearthstone is going to get BTFO by Valve's new cardgame (which granted is not f2p, but its valve its gonna be fucking big anyway)

>> No.8855316

>>8855290
My only bag is a single KTOS call, the fuck is their problem right now?

>> No.8855322

>>8855313
Valve is actually making something again? Shit dude

>> No.8855332

>>8855322
its a "DOTA card game" with 3 lanes and shit like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VajtUzxSVkk

>> No.8855349

>>8855332
Damn, that's going to no doubt eat the competition alive

>> No.8855351

>>8855322
Wish it was a real game and not some tcg cash cow. Fucking tired of that shit

>> No.8855366

Holy fuck this low volume pump. Do the kikes know something we don't or are they trying to keep our minds out of WW3?

>> No.8855380

tfw dont know what to buy today

just gonna keep bagholding these biotech plays and probably not trade at all today

markets are jittery right now but could rally

TGTX
AUPH
KERX
ONTX

>> No.8855381

>>8849721
what he said >>8850926

>> No.8855390

Goddamn, I believed in it but I should have kept a couple more SLV calls, I just got 5 left. Might be a good time to buy puts but with the current instability I think I'll hold on.

>> No.8855398

>>8850926
>>8855381
Can confirm

>> No.8855399

>>8855366
i watched the UN emergency council meeting last night. SOMEONE is gonna attack syria. its a just a matter of whether its the US or someone else.

>>8855390
kek right? wasnt expecting it, but kept half just in case

>> No.8855413

>>8855399
I only kept a quarter but hey, it's gains

>> No.8855423

Wtf is with the shape of SPY these last 2 or 3 days?
Is it really just that impacted by day traders to be a parabola shape every day?

>> No.8855427

>stock on your watchlist that you passed by jumps 15%

This is the worst feel

>> No.8855428

So what are we buying today? UVXY and wait for the FED minutes this afternoon?

>> No.8855439

>>8855428
theres FED minutes today???

>> No.8855445

>>8855428
It's Fed Shitposting day again? Time is flying

>> No.8855448

>>8855439
aw shit there is

>> No.8855458

>>8855413
it is. just bear in mind how controlled precious metals are. if we get a BIG dip in the major indexes it can run, but other than that, i cant imagine it will go above 15.70 too much. too much people trying to sell silver to lolbergs and preppers for as much as possible

>> No.8855468

>>8855448
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>> No.8855479

>>8855445
>>8855448
Why else do you think everything is opening red? You think anybody actually gives a fuck if we go fuck up some sand niggers and start a war with Russia?

>> No.8855491

>>8855479
>start a war with Russia?
yes?
everyone cares very much about this

>> No.8855492

>>8855479
no way...

i thought i got you got ded
felt bad...

>> No.8855502

>>8855479
>and start a war with Russia
Yeah.
Look at the stock market reaction to 9/11 and all that shit.

>> No.8855510

>>8855502
9/11 was different. That shit was literally down the street from the NYSE, and nobody saw it coming.

>> No.8855520

>>8855492
I told you not to miss me.

>> No.8855530

FB stock is looking pretty high volume today

>> No.8855532

>>8855510
kek yeah this is nothing like 911

and im going out on a limb and saying were not gonna do anything aside from lob some missiles at some empty airstrip again.

>>8855520
well still, i felt bad. i thought you killed yourself off of that options play

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So they are paying bots to pump thos shit right? No one could possibly think they liked FB or zuck after his testimony. The house is going to tear him apart

>> No.8855546

>>8855510
Ok, that's fair. Totally didn't think it out so much.

>> No.8855554

>>8855458
I'm out at 15.76, it's way above my expectations and I'm impressed. Thanks for the heads up!

>> No.8855562

>>8855530
high sell volume that is

>>8855535
this is likely. the whole thing is to try and save face and set up cambridge analytica as a fall guy for the whole scandal. dont doubt that they pumped it with bots to make it look like he did well no matter what

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ZUCK IS BACK ON

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>>8855535
FB is going to come out of this with barely a scratch (from the govt)
but FB is dying slowly from loss of users. I would bet on it going down long term

>> No.8855585

>>8855535
OR... He might use the regulation to build up a barrier to entry and further fuck his competitors, like the Dodd-Frank act with big banks, as referenced by one of the senators yesterday.
He's working with them on the fucking privacy bill.

>> No.8855592
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NO GO BACK DOWN AGHH

>> No.8855594

>>8855576
...THE BOOSTER SEAT

>> No.8855602

>>8855580
Post more qt Asians

>> No.8855606

>>8855316
what position?
i placed a call for 12.5 until may
we're breaking 11 now

>> No.8855636

>>8855606
Mines 4/20, I fucked up and bought the wrong one and didn't give myself time. I got a few in May though.

>> No.8855656
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BOGS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DUMP IT

>> No.8855665
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8855665

>market opens red
>MU is busy mooning
If I keep this up one day I'll break even and start making actual money again

>> No.8855668

>>8855580
would i surprise you if i told you that around half of all "users" on most of these soc media sites are all bots? twitter is the most flagrant offender, i think its closer to 75% bots.

shit is propped up because of how useful the data harvesting is. CA will go down for this, and then some other company will quietly begin work on it.

the saving grace would be if CA lets on exactly what their relationship with FB is. zuck lied to congress yesterday when he said that he didnt know what CA does. if CA squeals on him (as they have no reason to back him up anymore), it could be more trouble for zuck and FB

>>8855554
no prob bud

>> No.8855672

I bailed on my BABA 4/20 call at 14% profit, it's frustrating because I know I would've gotten 50% or more if it wasn't for trump, but I'd rather bail with little profit than nothing at all

>> No.8855675

"I'm cucked to the tits!" - Ryan Reynolds, the Wolf of Wall Street

>> No.8855684

>>8855427
Oh yes?
>everything on watchlist green
>everything held red

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>>8855665
I know the feel man. I have an average price of fucking 59.38

>> No.8855695

>>8855668
TWTR is unironically the future

long term winner, bots or not

its fucking obvious to me that they are growing insanely fast in terms of relevance

>> No.8855697

I believe this buying pressure in the indices is occurring due to the CPI number, which came out today, not being extremely high, reducing bond yield spike/interest rate concerns.

>> No.8855698

>>8849746
Omg
;_;

>> No.8855703

BGFV is looking nice today

>> No.8855704
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8855704

>>8855675
Can you feel it?

>> No.8855723

>>8855697
Volume is quite low on the pump though, which indicates not much money backing the movement. This could indicate many people are still pretty risk-off in their view/are waiting to sell once prices reach a certain level.

>> No.8855724

>>8855697
According to Investing the CPI was as forecasted.

>> No.8855728

>>8855592
Dont worry, we have the zuckenning, syria and fed shitposts today.

Not to mention the chaos president himself and his itchy twitter finger.

>> No.8855737

>>8855724
yeah, if it was much higher, bonds would've been smashed, and most likely stocks too

>> No.8855746

>>8855695
idk bout that. but dont let me stop ya

i think a similar platform will eventually come up and take its place. people are getting more and more fed up with it. thats just how internet shit is, eventually everyone gives up on a site or platform. to keep the illusion up (and for propaganda purposes) they loaded it up with bots. but there is no way that TWTR can get very much ad revenue without REAL USERS, and their business model has already been called into question as possibly unprofitable (and thats with people assuming that everyone on there is REAL).

i just question their ability to actually pay for their bandwidth once net neutrality is removed

>> No.8855748

Who's pumping SNAP? I wanna short it now.

>> No.8855750

Why is everything but DB crashing? I bought puts on DB to hedge against shot like this and now I'm getting fucked both ways.

>> No.8855770

>>8855698
I used to drink heavily just to forget shit. You never really forget, just you don't remember remembering so it's nice.

>>8855697
This market is really restless right now. Look at the VIX and VVIX looks like volatility is back on the menu.

>> No.8855776

>>8855695
I don't share that sentiment senpai. A few years ago twitter was seen by everyone as a dying platform. It made a comeback, sure, but I have more trust in how fickle people can be with technology. Normies can migrate from platforms and leave the previous ones completely in the dust in the span of 1 or 2 years. Combine that with actual financial data and it leaves me with 0 confidence in social media platforms as a long term investment.

>> No.8855791

>>8855750
just give yourself time on the contracts. DBs ledger may in fact be the reddest thing in existence, but banks will do ANYTHING to save face. this pump wont last. wait till FED shit comes out. then reality will set in

>> No.8855792

>>8855750
Maybe that has to do with the ECB shitpost ?
A rate hike is expected in the euro zone.

>> No.8855807

HD $200 EOY burger summer is starting

>> No.8855819

>>8855776
>It made a comeback
the comeback was GGers and various disinfo agents loading it up with bots. most soc media is like this, but TWTR is the worst offender

>> No.8855828

>>8855698
>Is raped by ??? as a child
>Is raped by The Market as a "adult"
dried shaped clay used to hold various goods

>> No.8855831

>>8855791
I have 9 more days. Bought $13 put at 0.06, would sell at anything higher.

>> No.8855839

>>8855819
I know that senpai, I was just too lazy to write how the "comeback" could be called weak at best and completely artifical at worst

>> No.8855861

>>8855839

TWTR literally posted profits for the first time in company history last quarter

how is that artificial

>> No.8855896

>>8855791
The first companies reporting earnings this season are going to be the banks. I mean we got tax cuts, but are American banks struggling?

>> No.8855935

Is fb a buy right now

>> No.8855949

I got out of the stock market for a year because of stress and needing to take care of real life financials. I've 20 bucks that was apparently stagnating in my robinhood. Shilling aside, what do? I'm tempted to go back to penny stocks and worm my way up from there since I can't afford to hodl on anything over a buck or two. Too little gains in too little time.

>> No.8855969

>>8855861
honestly not trying to talk you out of your own decisions lad, i just have used twitter before and i know the various complaints that most normal people have with it. and the bots issue is FINALLY becoming a part of the normie lexicon thanks to "muh russia" (realistically its been like this for years, they were just told to notice it more). normies are fickle beasts, especially in regards to the sites they use.

>>8855896
i think american banks will be a big miss and this will ruin confidence going into ER season, honestly. it seems our debts are getting harder to run from as FED tightens up

>> No.8855975

>>8855949
It you got options you might as well do naked calls

>> No.8855991

>>8855861
Who said profits are artificial anon? We're talking about the userbase, not the financials. Yes there are humans using twitter, no one denies it. What I am saying is that I will not put my money on these companies for long term purposes.

>> No.8855993

>>8855975
you need enough margins to cover 100 shares of underlying to do that though. he said he has 20 bucks

>> No.8856025
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8856025

Why has CRSP been mooning?

>> No.8856028

>>8855770
Waiting for the fed minutes would be best, to see how VIX will play out.

>> No.8856041

>>8856025
CRSP goes up and down randomly like 8% every damn day

>> No.8856050

>>8855993
My b I read 200

He should buy cheap calls and puts & pray. Or try to play penny stocks.

>> No.8856059

Holy shit I'm getting slaughtered out here. Haven't been cucked this hard since my ex wife brought her black coworker over for dinner and game night.

>> No.8856070

i got a question

ive noticed the dollar slipping for a while, so ive been playing puts on it. however i did not know that CPI was coming out today. if rates continue to rise, this will counteract the inflation in the near term and cause dollar to spike, correct? not sure if i should close my short position before or after FED shitpost

>>8856025
gene editing is a meme that we should be investing in. they are all REALLY volatile, and they all have good uptrends (except for recently getting caught up in sell offs). EDIT was one that i was riding all through her 20s.

>>8856041
all that stuff is super volatile. really exciting to trade

>> No.8856072

>>8856025
Hmm where have I seen this chart before.....

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>>8856072
Forgot pic

>> No.8856121

>>8856087
First sell off bear trap or new paradigm?

>> No.8856123

Anybody watching the Zuck? This representative sounds like hes speaking from his nose.

>> No.8856145

>KTOS
This shape means it's gonna pop right?

>> No.8856149

>>8856121
Return to normal

>> No.8856151

>>8855949
That could get you two shares of BGFV.

>> No.8856162
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8856162

>>8856025
because its the future

IRL catgirls soon friens

>> No.8856172

>>8856121
honestly gene editing memes are the strongest memes in the market right now. always surprised i never see them talked about on here. ill try and dig up my list on them. they are full priced stocks mostly but trade like penny stocks on a percentage base (but unlike pennies, rarely ever flatten out, just straight up or straight down). a lot of fun

>> No.8856180

>>8856172
>>8856121
a lot have nice liquid options markets too

>> No.8856195

>NFLX
to the moon, baby!

>> No.8856212
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DRUUUUUUUUMMMPF

>> No.8856220

>>8856087
Except the last dip affected everyone, so is that point not moot? I might just HODL on this even though this tech isn't going to take off for about a decade. IMO it's currently overvalued coming from a bio background but investors seem to love it

>> No.8856233

holy shit guys zuck is choking

>> No.8856266
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8856266

Is CRISPR-Cas9 a bubble? What justifies these prices?

>> No.8856273

>>8856220
When you look at the nature of the last few acquisitions (except for those French clueless Sanofi cucks kek), it was all about gene therapies.

In the global picture, big biotechs have been struggling to discover flashy blockbuster drugs. With the oversea cash repatriation and the first positive results, there is a high chance 2018 would be an M&A bonanza.

Investors are betting on it.

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>>8856266
>What justifies these prices?
the dream

>> No.8856291

>>8856275
I can't wait for the day when I can be a catgirl.

>> No.8856304

>>8856172
Can we get the list? I'm interested.

>> No.8856316

>>8856266
massive speculation. just wait for calmer times though. they trade like rollercoasters. a lot of potential just doing intraday swings if you time it. it was my first succesful strat. i abandoned them all in late jan after riding EDIT up to around 40, and then became a bear.

however, everyone wants gene editing, and are convinced that its worth a ton of money. as such it gets bought up massively, and then people come short it massively. this happens almost every day on these stocks. like i said, wait for calmer times and go for swings on them. youre bound to get some serious price action

>> No.8856342

Gold and silver about to break out for real this time

>> No.8856345

Uh oh, TVIX is releasing earnings today?? Was the surprise dividend a reality? TUNE IN ADVENTURERS

>> No.8856347

>Oil right now

>> No.8856349

>>8856304
i cant find my list, it was in my old comps watchlists. ill try to find something online that was similar

EDIT NTLA CRSP CELG were the ones i used to trade, but if i find the rest of them ill post em

>> No.8856356

>>8849721
Just filter them all. Makes this a much better general tbqh

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>>8856266
Welp there we go

>> No.8856387

>>8856347
But all them oil producers doe

>> No.8856389

>>8856342
this

>> No.8856410

>>8856342
I fear the PM markets are manipulated and we will all get BARTed

>> No.8856414

oil to $200

>> No.8856417

>>8853997
Not high risk but high return, ECC. $0.20 per share monthly and they give a nice annual bonus div too.

>> No.8856456
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8856456

Here it comes

>> No.8856461

What is happening!?

>> No.8856471

>>8856414
70 first. then a pullback thatll be huge. im too scared to get on right now

>> No.8856473

>>8856461
Market manipulation, same as any other day

>> No.8856477

>>8856461
We just got BOGGED

>> No.8856493

got a straddle on SLV
calls on USO
straddle on FB
calls on UVXY

anything i should add? about ready to just walk away for a couple hours so i dont cut myself short

>> No.8856498

>>8856414
Nah. US producers have enough price rolling supply to keep oil from going to crazy.

Meaning they have a ton of wells with different costs of extraction depending on the geology and other factors. Cost to extract can range from 20 $/bbl to 100+ $/bbl. When oil prices are low, expensive wells just lie dormant. When prices go up, they open the tap on wells that are now economically viable. There's enough supply waiting to happen that it will prevent oil prices from truly mooning.

That said if a major oil producing country gets taken out (Venezuela going to shit, middle east heating up, etc), prices will spike. We could get back to the 100-120 $/bbl range easily.

>> No.8856499

>>8856291
Fucking weaboo

>> No.8856500

>>8856461
some sort of attack in syria i think is what i heard

>> No.8856503

>>8856461
>>8856473
>>8856477
I always feel like the market enjoy baiting people before fucking them in the ass without lube and with a handful of gravel.
Whenever it wants to sell something, it propped the price and BAM

Funny shit

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>>8855202

>> No.8856514

>>8856473
>>8856477
TVIX just announced an acquisition?

>> No.8856516

>>8856503
being a minnow is suffering

>> No.8856532

>>8856493
Nah, you're good. My portfolio is almost exactly the same.

>> No.8856554

Damn SLV is going for it, I thought it'd stop top 15.70, oh well I made my shekels

>> No.8856564
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Zuckerberg is bombing hard right now

>> No.8856569

>>8856532
we gonna make it
so exciting. this is the kind of stuff that i saw on the horizon that i really wanted to get involved in trading for. knew we were due for a cataclysm or two.

>>8856514
yeah they are acquiring AMZN

>> No.8856571

> TVIX CEO Pepe Leboux announces new board of directors consisting of two world class gentlemen. "I think you know who really calls the shots" said Pepe in a press conference this monday. Mr Leboux had to then quickly leave, stating "I have a call". Shares immediately soared at the news.

>> No.8856578

>>8856564
i know the house is pushing his shit in. its incredible. so unexpected. must be that house guys dont get as much data and donations from him

>> No.8856582

>>8856514
TVIX management is really something
But I heard they have BOTH the Bogdanoff brothers on their board

>> No.8856592

>>8849504
>lets listen to biz!
>-30% yoy.

Looks about right.

>> No.8856593

>>8856499
Where do you think we are?

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8856607

>>8856516
Just think of the market like a giant bhutanese fresco image board in which autists and retards shitpost with money

>> No.8856613

>>8856582
Sminem just signed on at CFO

>> No.8856617

>>8856514
>>8856345
wtf are you going on about? TVIX isn't even a company.

>>8856500
There's a thread on /pol/ claiming 2 blasts hit or intercepted in Saudi Arabia.

>> No.8856618

Who here /cameco/?

>> No.8856621

>>8856578

Mid-terms are coming and they know alot of people are watching this so they have to make themselves look like they care alot

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>>8856617

>> No.8856628

>>8856617
You've been gone a long time. Things have changed, old man.

>> No.8856631

>>8856617
>TVIX isn't even a company.

oh really? then how did I just buy their stock??

cant wait for earnings report

>> No.8856632

>>8856617
Bagholder, welcome back. Glad to see you're not dead. You've missed last week. TVIX is a company with solid fundamentals, board and recently announced a dividend. You're missing out.

>> No.8856638

>>8849721
Tripfags come and go in waves..

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8856641

>Yahoo Finance: How the S&P 500 Will Reach 3,000 and What Stocks to Buy

>> No.8856651

The FB bots are all in overdrive pumping the stock. When will one of these congressmen ask about all his insider selling the last few weeks.

>> No.8856685

If SLV keeps going the puts are going to get real cheap, by god how devilish

>> No.8856691

>>8856578
This is the hard game of leverage.
And right now,, Zuckerberg is having it deep in his jewish ass

I feel yesterday was only a warm-up just to bait Zuckerberg, to put him in a good mood. I wonder if we will be getting laughters in the audience today.

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>>8856641

>> No.8856727

>tfw waiting for the major indices to shit themselves

>> No.8856732

did that old robinhood general get rolled into this one?

>> No.8856738
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8856738

ABANDON SHIP

>> No.8856745

>>8856617
TVIX has a killer balance sheet and the best management in the industry. What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.8856746

>>8856727
They already did, back in February. It's all bull from here on out.

>> No.8856747

>>8856617
you shouldnt speak so harshly of TVIX. their fundamentals are based on fear. their management thrives in this environment

also
>2 blasts hit or intercepted in Saudi Arabia.
is this that saudi civil war ive been waiting for? that will make oil SOAR

>>8856621
well it suits me just fine. DOWN ZUCK YOU KEK

>>8856691
senators get too much money from them to really dig on him

>> No.8856750

>>8856732
yes

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>>8856727
>6x Short

>> No.8856785

>>8856727
>At work
>Have open short position futures.
>Constantly looking at charts while doing my job
>Havent slept well last night
Futures trading is fucking tiring. I think I have learned my lesson, I wont trade anymore unless the market is obviously oversold or want to hedge.

>> No.8856791

>>8856747
What I am feeling it the politicians already get their money. So they don't give a fuck

They are putting up a performance to pretend they care about the public.

Politicians have the choice to use the carrot or the stick. It seems like they are using the stick to show who's boss and companies better add a few more zeros for their future donations.

>> No.8856799

>>8856727
2pm CPI comes out

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KTOS awfully comfy. Not worried about the divergence. It is expected with war rumors.

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BAC and C are wiping out my MU gains.

>> No.8856821

>>8856747
>>8856745
>>8856632
Awe you guys are making new memes with out me. Best part of TVIX is the amount of investors that got trapped over the years. They've got some iron hands.

>>8856747
I'm getting an oil trust. Fuck it.

>> No.8856825

anybody else getting on that BGFV train to mid teens?

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>>8856825

>"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

>> No.8856876

https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/AMD+%28AMD%29+PT+Lowered+to+%249.50+at+Goldman+Sachs/14043656.html

>crying_amd_wojacks_with_giant_goldman_sachs_jew.jpg

>> No.8856881

>>8856791
i agree completely. its always especially prevalent in the house as they have to get re elected every other year

>>8856821
>Best part of TVIX is the amount of investors that got trapped over the years. They've got some iron hands
kek. its insane that people will hold on like that. they dont got a chance

>> No.8856904

>>8856871
you do realize i'm holding right? you do realize that the only "same thing" im doing is just holding......

i guess holding all stock is insane according to you

>> No.8856917

SHORT GOLD! Close before market close today!

>> No.8856920

>>8856825
Even AMRS has a better chance of hittind mid teens

>> No.8856940

>>8856917
but what if CPI indicates higher inflation than expected? then gold will rip and youll get screwed

>> No.8856947

>>8856904
>anybody else getting on

What you are doing is trying to get other anons to buy in high again, just like you did back in December.

go shove a chainsaw up your asshole you pathetic shill

>> No.8856951

>>8856940
There is no room to spike up today

>> No.8856970

>>8856806
the one time I took your advice was on KTOS, got in at 9.60 bought more at 10.40, you gonna short?

>> No.8856978

>>8856920
they both have their problems. AMRS is moving into uncharted waters, and holds bags of their own. BGFV has its own bags, but is better at managing them, and is a tried and true company that has existed for years.

they are roughly equivalent in risk imo. maybe even AMRS being a little more risky due to debt complications (and the poor way theyve been handling it recently).

>>8856951
theres a lot going on right now though. im not sure if its a situation where gold will act rationally. i closed out my SLV calls and now have a straddle on them for next month, so im indifferent, but i think precious metals will be bullish in the near term. we got looming war oncerns, inflation, and alot of the other major commodities are going for a run too

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Daily reminder

>> No.8856992

>>8856825
It's my best performer and doesn't give a shit about fed Shitposting or the volatility of the market, it's nice

>> No.8856994

>>8856947
i don't think you understand how stocks work, if you can't glance at short interest, float and accumulation distribution in a few minutes... you might not make it.

>> No.8856998

MU holding up well in a red market, if the markets go green this is gonna hit 52

>> No.8857000

>>8856978
I would not short gold overnight but today I went for a nice quick intraday trade on that

>> No.8857006

>>8856970
No I have 4/20 calls

>> No.8857018

Will we get the rumored lunch dump ???

>> No.8857022

I regret not buying BGFV on Friday.

>> No.8857046

>>8857018
kek its not a rumor. its just what happens when its lunchtime. theres simply less people trading so it calms down

>>8857022
i feel like an idiot too. i did all these memelines on it a month ago. determined 6.50 was my entry point, set an alarm, and then hesitated on it. it never went back down. baka

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worship the big BLACK bull, /smg/!!

>> No.8857071
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>BGFV actually looking good
Aw fuck mid teens soon

>> No.8857074

>>8856994

LOL.

I don't think you understand anything.

Stay in denial all you want. Your posts are on record and speak for themselves. You were wrong; at least salvage some of your dignity and admit it. But you won't do that because you're a scumbag and a shill.

>> No.8857081
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8857081

You gotta be kidding me. Is wallstreet this stupid?

>> No.8857103

>>8857074
i've been profitable in the market for over 3 years. i stick to the same strategy and it pays off. so i really don't give a shit what you think desu

>> No.8857136
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8857136

what are these tea leaves trying to tell me?
i see that failure to break above that 76.4% memeline as a serious weakness. it looks like it wants to go back down. especially with low volume in the markets in general right now

>> No.8857140

>>8857081
Step 1: Market Distribution
Step 2: Dump it

>> No.8857142

How can we implement Soroses theory of reflexivity today gentlemen?

>> No.8857149
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8857149

>gap down
>low volume rise

>> No.8857154

>>8857136
What platform is that? Looks like TOS but slightly different

>> No.8857156

>>8857142
elaborate

>> No.8857175

>>8857154
schwab trading platform. its alright. options trading on ToS looks way better desu

>> No.8857180

>>8857103

>implying my goal was to change your mind.

I was trying to warn other anons. That's all. I would never suspect a cockroach like you to change his mind.

>> No.8857226

>>8857180
>I was trying to warn other anons
Nah
If other anons act retarded, don't do their DD and get burned, if their faults
/smg/ sometimes give nice ideas and other perspectives on how to play stocks

BGFV is a bad and hopeless company but a good stock.

>> No.8857233
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8857233

tfw your buy order only gets partial filled

>> No.8857237
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8857237

Hope you bought the dip, /biz/, because HERE COMES THE BULL

>> No.8857248

>>8857180
>>8857226
since December i've been saying it's a 3-6 month hold to mid teens....... look at time frame now...

>> No.8857267

>>8857237
You're an hour too late; we are a single shitpost and FEDFUD away from a redday

>> No.8857270

>>8857156
Not much to elaborate, just threw some meme randomness in. I have Alchemy Of Finance on my table though.

>> No.8857290
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8857290

MR FED, TEAR DOWN THIS MARKET

>> No.8857300

>>8857267
i want to hear more about this attack in saudi arabia. anyone got any credible sources? this /pol/ is absolutely fucked with disinfo. havent checked any of the others

>>8857270
oh i thought it was a method soros uses to profit off of chaos. was interested in doing just that right now

>> No.8857301
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>>8857149
>it's green again !
>m-muh SPY put is only for hedging anyway
>t-things are fine

>> No.8857303
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8857303

Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a salad and yogurt, some employee came up to me and offered me a fresh donut out of a sealed box so I caved and accepted. I'm up 3.8% today so far from SLV calls, I exited at 15.76. Got a bunch of capital to spend so I'm looking at prospects on break.

>> No.8857313

>>8857300
Yemen poking the Saudi's it's nothing.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-security/saudi-arabia-intercepts-missile-over-riyadh-al-arabiya-idUSKBN1HI28K

>> No.8857329

>>8857248
Yeah you broke down your views on BGFV to me and I understood.

As long as they keep paying dividends and buying back the shares, your thesis will be valid. And that only requires BGFV management to keep doing what they have done during 60 years.

>> No.8857332

>>8857290
Stupid nico weeb bear, this is the new bull market. How was Xi's dick in your mouth yesterday?

>> No.8857360

>>8857313
oh its just yemenis then? ive been expecting saudi arabia to break out into civil war since the king arrested all of his cousins (nov?). dont know whats taking them so long, but id imagine aramcos move over to US shale as its primary producer was a risk management tactic on their part. if saudis go down and we are left in control of the oil market for a time, things will be VERY bullish for the US

>> No.8857373

My shorting finger is getting itchy.... but I already lost money... Stupid TVIX and solid fundamentals.

>> No.8857386

>>8857373
How do you actually lose money off TVIX? Are you actually holding it longer than 24 hours?

>> No.8857387

>>8857373
trade options on UVXY if ya got a couple extra bucks. im telling you guys, strangles on FED day is the way to do it

>> No.8857388
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8857388

>>8857332
I'm still green just waiting for another dump which will happen any minute now

>> No.8857396

>>8857386
I lost money on timing puts wrong. I also held some TVIX like a brainlet.

>> No.8857446
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8857446

They forgot about the FED shitpost, dump it early.

>> No.8857506

Yo, I'm new to investing but I just bought $3,000 worth of VTSMX. Is there any way to figure out how the fund calculates net asset value? I looked up the general definition but it basically said "it depends." I skimmed the prospectus but didn't notice anything.

>> No.8857537
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8857537

Its hitting resistance

>> No.8857552
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8857552

i think i see a double top forming on FB. how onvenient. and just in time for the boggs to fuck everyone raw

>> No.8857563
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8857563

HURRY UP AND DUMP ALREADY

>> No.8857598

>>8857563
an hour and a half at the latest. im gonna play some vidya. that worked well last time

>> No.8857604

bogs pls dump

>> No.8857615

>>8857552
The rumor is wikileaks is going to release some bombshells against FB GOOG et al after zucks testimony.

But the internet is mostly full of shit.

>> No.8857623
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8857623

THERE IT GOES

>> No.8857643

Fed minutes are at 2pm EST for anyone wondering BTW. They will be commenting about rate hikes, inflation and other things.

>> No.8857646

>>8857615
do you have any sauce? sounds like some Q-LARP desu. either way, ill take the rumor as it works in my favor. is there a hastag or something thats being used? id like to see the extent of the coverage on the rumor

>> No.8857648
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8857648

NOOO MY +0.6% DAY CHANGE

>> No.8857658

Can anyone give me a quick 4chan rundown on how to into options?

>> No.8857666

>>8857646
nothing on MSM, probably Q-Larp, since its on /pol/

>> No.8857667
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8857667

>>8857623

>> No.8857681

>>8857658
Buy high, sell low

>> No.8857699
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8857699

>>8857658
Momentum investing

>> No.8857723

>>8857666
thing is, sometimes theres some kernels in those things. the problem is that its a massive disinfo campaign to drown out the actual legitimate happenings with cospiratard noise.

i know wikileaks has been holding info on google for years (assange really doesnt like schmidt, he wrote a book on it). the question is whether or not it will dump and whether or not it will affect mainstream markets?

>> No.8857733
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8857733

>>8857658
Read this and you should do fine

>> No.8857749

>>8857733
kek isnt it like 800 pages?

>> No.8857750

Missiles fired? Can amerilads confirm?

>> No.8857786

>>8857749
>>8857733
>quick rundown
Thanks, I was about to read 2,000 pages on the subject

>> No.8857791

>>8849721
Since I'm a daily and bake if nobody does I might, but at the same time.... it would mean being a tripfag.

>> No.8857806

>>8852939
Is that good news or bad news?

>> No.8857810

>>8857749
yeah but it has lots of graphics and formulas in it
the read should be a breeze :^)

>>8857786
De nada m8

(or check this videos out, courtesy of teh profit :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw&t=4430s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE&t=68s
But in the end, once you understand those, you gotta practice)

>> No.8857816

>>8857750
yeah, missile control here, just fired 30

>> No.8857833

We've reached the bump limit, folks. Step up your game

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>> No.8857853

>>8857816
Cool im long missiles just bought 100k

>> No.8857859

>>8857786
just paper trade on them a little. theres a lot of complicated stuff going on and you need to get a feel for it

>>8857810
someone should add these to the general pasta so we can refer newfags to them when they ask about options. theyre good for beginners

>> No.8857862

>>8857833
>>8857850
>>8857853

NEW BREAD

GET IN

>>8857852
>>8857852
>>8857852
>>8857852
>>8857852

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BOYS

>> No.8857876

NEW THREAD

>>8857870
>>8857870

>> No.8857893

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984022625440747520

holy shit assad BTFO

>> No.8858046

>>8857893
its dissapointing to see our president is so goddamned retarded about what is going on over there

>> No.8858068

>>8858046
dumb tripfag

>> No.8858108

>>8858068
do you watch these things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOxGmxINlOI
no? then dont pretend to know whats going on. 2:19:00 is when syrian rep speaks

>> No.8858248

GOLD SHORT CLOSED, 0.4% taken, enough for me today.