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[Anonymous No.8779679]

>Born just in time to witness the great battle of cryptos future, George soros vs The Bogs

[Anonymous No.8779719]

can i get a quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.8779744]

>>8779719
bogpill me too pls

[Anonymous No.8779757]

>>8779719
Soros will start trading crypto

[Anonymous No.8779773]

>>8779679
i'm so ready, media will swing between insane fud and mega-hype as BTC pumps and dumps like never before

[Anonymous No.8779785]

>>8779719
>>8779744
On the Bogs themselves:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

[Anonymous No.8779793]

>>8779757
>implying
he is baiting idiots to get in to get out.

[Anonymous No.8779831]

>>8779719
Soros bows to the bogs

[Anonymous No.8779862]

>>8779719
Soros is the emperor
The bogs are darth vader
sminem is Yoda
we have yet to find our Luke

[Anonymous No.8779970]

>>8779862
Satoshi Nakamoto is Obi-Wan
Vitalik is Luke
Sergey is Solo
Dan Larimer is Leia

[Anonymous No.8779988]

>>8779862
Vitalik is Luke, duh

[Anonymous No.8779997]

>>8779970
Sergey is Jabba the fucking hutt anon.

[Anonymous No.8780004]

The hidden hand of Sminem

[Anonymous No.8780009]

>>8779862
Roger Ver is Han Solo, Jihan is Boba Fett

[Anonymous No.8780025]

>>8779719
>>8779744
Until now the Bogs have ruled crypto with an iron but fair fist. This is the first real competition they've had.

[Anonymous No.8780033]

Isn't that corrupt?

[Anonymous No.8780092]

>>8780009
>Roger Ver is Han Solo

He fucking wishes. Roger Ver is Watto

[Anonymous No.8780226]

>>8779862
>marius

[Anonymous No.8780347]

>>8780092
Nah Watto is Marius

[Anonymous No.8780560]

marius is porkins

[Anonymous No.8780579]

>>8780560
"I've got a problem here."
"Eject."
"I can hold it."
"Pull up!"
"No, I'm all—Aargh!"

[Anonymous No.8780586]

The Bogs are way too powerful... Soros won't stand a chance...
Unless...

[Anonymous No.8780606]

>>8779862
So the Bogs will eventually save us all ?

[Anonymous No.8780637]

>>8779679
I have always been on the side of the bogs!

[Anonymous No.8780646]

>>8780092
> Your hyperinflatonary fractional reserve republic credits are worthless here Jedi
>I need something more real
Based Lucas

[Anonymous No.8780719]

>>8780092
Kek'd hard

[Anonymous No.8780731]

>>8780586
sminem save us....

[Anonymous No.8780785]

Wich side will Smimen join??