Brainlet Test

[Anonymous No.8769585]

Would you rather get a million dollars every day for the rest of your life or a penny that doubled once a week?

[Anonymous No.8769597]

The penny Jesus Christ. Can you stop posting these little brain teasers that your elementary school teacher keeps asking you.

[Anonymous No.8769602]

>>8769597
Retard

[Anonymous No.8769603]

>>8769585
Anyone who went to high school will choose a penny.

[Anonymous No.8769611]

I want instant gratification so the millions dollars for me.

Do you really need a quintillion fucking monies?

[Anonymous No.8769617]

>>8769597
brainlet detected
only the penny doubles... so every week you just gain one more penny

[None !PCWUicBajg No.8769618]

I would drag my balls through 6 miles of broken glass and cougar traps to receive 1 million dollars one time.

[Anonymous No.8769620]

>>8769585
I DUNNO ABOUT THAT MATH SHIT BUT I'D GIV UP MY LIFE SAVINGS AND A POUND OF FLESH TO HEAR HER FART A MILE AWAY THROUGH A WALKIE-TALKIE

[Anonymous No.8769623]

>>8769585
million everyday.
life's short, I might be dead tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.8769626]

I would take the million because i dont want to live long enough for the penny option to overtake the million option.

[Anonymous No.8769628]

I take the million dollars and invest them into the Bitconnect. double every day

[Anonymous No.8769632]

>>8769611
This. Everyone else will be murdered when the global elite find out whats happening.

You think theyll sit around while you keep coming up with nonsensically large amounts of money with no source of income? Everyone else in this thread will be jailed or murdered within a year.

[Anonymous No.8769633]

>>8769597
>>8769602
>>8769603
>crashing the value of the dollar and making your infinite money worthles

[Anonymous No.8769635]

million dollars.

>get penny which doubles once a week
>no information that the created pennies also double
>you get 2 pennies per week

[Anonymous No.8769638]

Fucking tease I can't even see any nips through her fake see through.

[Anonymous No.8769641]

>>8769585
Obviously penny, are you actually brain damaged having the need to ask

[Anonymous No.8769658]

Obviously the 1 million per day in 1 year I would have 356 million and the world would continue as is. If I chose the penny option I would have 4 quadrillion in the first year rendering fiat money absolutely useless by hyperinflation... unleashing havoc in the world. Wagecucks refusing to work for zimbawe dollars, not allowing me to enjoy my money.

[Anonymous No.8769668]

>>8769658
365*

[Anonymous No.8769673]

>>8769585
>million dollars everyday for the rest of your life

Am I a brainlet because why wouldn't you choose this over a penny that doubles once a week? I don't get this? In a year that's $365million, what am I miss here?

[Anonymous No.8769679]

>>8769635
if the penny doubles, it follows that the double works the same way as the initial penny.
but you get points for overthinking.

[Anonymous No.8769689]

I take a million dollars every day. No need to be greedy here.

[Anonymous No.8769691]

>>8769679
brainlet

this question is an IQ test
the smart man picks the million
the brainlet picks the penny because he wants to appear smart

[Anonymous No.8769709]

>>8769641
Are you fucking retarded? In just like 10 years the pennies would have a mass greater than our solar system it would literally destroy the universe by creating a massive black hole

[Anonymous No.8769712]

>>8769691
i'm sorry, did i make a choice without noticing?
i said he was overthinking by being suspicious that the doubled penny wouldn't also double.
brainlet.

[Anonymous No.8769713]

>>8769585
there is a point at which the penny will have its own environmental repressions.

Such as its own gravitational pull.

[Anonymous No.8769744]

>>8769709
>Are you fucking retarded? In just like 10 years the pennies would have a mass greater than our solar system it would literally destroy the universe by creating a massive black hole

Who says you get physical pennies every week.

[Anonymous No.8769745]

>>8769712
im not the brainlet youre the brainlet
people who pick the penny think theyre outsmarting the system while in fact theyre being duped and exposed as a brainlet

you played yourself

[Anonymous No.8769762]

>>8769713
brainlet

as if its mass doesn't already exert a gravitational pull at all?

[Anonymous No.8769770]

>he ignores the time value of money
CASH UPFRONT ALL THE HOS KNOW

[Anonymous No.8769771]

>>8769745
anon, i get that you kinda wanna masturbate your big old brain and maybe stand on top of people to feel a bit taller, but i literally did not make a choice between the penny and the million.
i only said that the doubled penny would logically double, and the anon being suspicious was, imo, overthinking the situation.
choke cock, cutie.

[Anonymous No.8769787]

>>8769620
deal

[Anonymous No.8769788]

>>8769709
This would be the best movie ever.

[Anonymous No.8769861]

>>8769744
And who says you're hoarding all the pennies to begin with? A 55 gallon drum of pennies is roughly $3000, and on day 30 you'd be getting about 17 drums worth.

[Anonymous No.8769862]

I'll probably live another 50 years. If i choose the millions then I will have 365*50*1 million = 18,250,000,000 bucks

If I choose the penny, 50 years*52 weeks per year = 2600
2^2600 = such a huge number my TI84 can't even calculate it.

However, I'd choose the millions so I can start enjoying the money sooner. I can't spend more than a million bucks a day. If I choose the penny then I'd have to wait a good few months before I have any considerable money

[Anonymous No.8769863]

$1mil of course. What the fuck would I do with a massive amounts of fucking pennies whose weight would shorty engulf the earth and collapse into a black hole?

[Anonymous No.8769881]

a million a day easily. I know penny in a year is 0.01*2^52 but in a month thats only 16 cents. I get 30 million in a month and I'm dipping. Not bout to get murdered.

[Anonymous No.8769913]

Its a trick question faglords, ever week you get a penny which doubles, so you end up with 8 pennies per month, 96 pennies a year.

Enjoy

[Anonymous No.8769936]

I want a penny that could make me able to fly when I held it in my hand

[Anonymous No.8769962]

dont really care about the semantics/wording, but taking the question at base value the penny is obviously better. On the eighth week you break the dollar amount...

[Anonymous No.8770010]

ez million, retire in a day instead of a few months or whatever

[Anonymous No.8770014]

>>8769602
the penny keeps doubling every week you fucking penny sized brainlet.

>>8769691
stfu, you got BTFO, stop posting and furthering your embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.8770037]

I'd take the million because fuck math

[Anonymous No.8770069]

>>8769585
Penny. I would become the most powerful and richest man to ever exist. I would own every single piece of land, politician, company, I could indept the entire human population to my service. I would become a god.

[Anonymous No.8770093]

>>8769585
if wuz to base my decision off of my quicc maffs i'd pick the penny option.

But if I was working with in the parameters of the real world i'd pick the million option since I don't want to destroy the economy

[Anonymous No.8770115]

the penny would bankrupt the entire global economy only a moron would pick that

[Anonymous No.8770147]

>>8770069
Not so fast, goy

[Anonymous No.8770187]

>>8770115
If no one else knew that you have such a penny it wouldn't

[Anonymous No.8770192]

(.01 * 2^27)

In 27 weeks the penny is worth $1.3 million (and doubling).

[Anonymous No.8770211]

>>8769585
It will take 6 weeks for the penny to become 1 dollar.

16 weeks for that penny to become 1000 dollars.

26 weeks to get to a million dollars

36 weeks for it to be a billion dollars.

So that's about 9 months for it to get to a billion.

Yea in less than a year it's already better to get the penny.
Not like you need that much money...

[Anonymous No.8770246]

i feel like this is a bait thread

[Anonymous No.8770248]

>>8770192
And within a year you'll be in jail for counterfeiting.

Take the penny, throw it in the ocean, and short cooper with 100x leverage.

[Anonymous No.8770260]

>>8770248
>short cooper with 100x leverage.
i dont think pennies are made with copper anymore

[Anonymous No.8770261]

>>8770248
If it's a physical penny how long would it take for it to overtake the universe?

[Anonymous No.8770283]

>>8770260
Knew someone would bring this up.
They're still cooper plated, inside is made of zinc or some shit.

[Anonymous No.8770295]

would you rather get 100 google dollars or 1 atom of Au that doubled every time someone farted?

[Anonymous No.8770301]

Good job retards in literally just 5 years the penny will have a mass 1.4x10^21 times greater than the mass of the universe


I'm sure that will work out great

[Anonymous No.8770306]

>>8770295
>1 atom of Au that doubled every time someone farted
wouldn't you need like 6.02*10^23 farts to have a reasonable amount of gold worth selling

[Anonymous No.8770312]

>>8770301
or your bank account would just be credited with the penny instead of literally receiving fucking pennies every week

[Anonymous No.8770333]

>>8770306
thats only 200 grams though though

[Anonymous No.8770335]

>>8769620
kek

[Anonymous No.8770346]

the magic doubling penny would destroy the universe.

[Anonymous No.8770368]

>>8769585
If you got a million every day you will still never be richer than gates or Bezos. Penny every time.

[Anonymous No.8770386]

>>8769585
If I was the only person given this choice, I would pick the $1 million/day, since that's already more money than I could ever possibly spend, and it starts day fucking 1.

If other people were also given this same choice, I would pick the pennies so that I would still have a meaningful amount of money in a few years time.

[Anonymous No.8770432]

>11 trillion kg of pennies by the 1 year mark
>number of pennies outnumber atoms in the universe soon after
>brainlets choose option 1

[Anonymous No.8770446]

>>8769585

The penny would be better on the long run but I want the money now.

[Anonymous No.8770551]

>>8769862
Ti fags btfo'd.

[Anonymous No.8770614]

>>8769585
What is the mathematical function to calculate the worth of the penny? I know the penny grows faster than an exponential function. But it bothers me that I forgot how to calculate it.

Help?

[Anonymous No.8770629]

>>8770614
nvm fuck i'm dumb it's an exponential times a penny

[Anonymous No.8770631]

>>8770614
2^n, where n is the number of days starting at 0

[Anonymous No.8770669]

>>8769679
if the created pennies also double the earth becomes a black hole in a few months due to the mass of the pennies. in 4 years the black hole now having 1000x times the mass of the rest of the universe starts expanding and taking the rest of the world rip

[Anonymous No.8770683]

>>8770614
2^n where n is the week number (first week is week 0)

[Anonymous No.8770686]

>>8770614
I know a burger when i see one

[Anonymous No.8770728]

>>8770192
In 27 weeks I have 189 million and I'm out. Richest person in the world, couldn't spend it all even if I tried.

[Anonymous No.8770734]

>>8770312
>no bank software can keep an account with such high number
>the monetary system collapses

[Anonymous No.8770737]

>>8769585

fucking stupid niggers, if you got the penny that doubled every week you would destroy the entire world's economy

obviously a million every day

[Anonymous No.8770750]

>>8769673
.01 -> .02 -> .04 -> .08 -> .16 -> .32 -> .64 -> 1.28 -> 2.56 -> 5.12 -> ... -> 5,242.88 -> ... ->5,368,709.12 -> ... -> 10,995,116,277.76 -> ... -> 11,258,999,068,426.24 -> ...

[Anonymous No.8770820]

>>8770669
why do you hate fun?

[Anonymous No.8770867]

>>8769585
Million a day. Find out who took the penny option then order a hit on them with my new money because its not enough that I should win

[Anonymous No.8771016]

>>8769658
This is my favorite answer actually.

[Anonymous No.8771199]

>>8769585
The million bucks is fine. I dont want to deal with all those goddamn pennies.

[Anonymous No.8771226]

>>8769585
Penny. Would build a wall of pennies around America to stop the aliens

[Anonymous No.8771294]

>>8769658
Inflation is determined by spending velocity. If you aren't spending that money the prices wouldn't actually inflate. You can see this with the fed printing the usd like crazy but inflation not increasing due to the same levels of spending.

[Anonymous No.8771525]

>>8769771
>the doubled penny would logically double
are you an expert in the paranormal properties of doubling pennies?

[Anonymous No.8771535]

>>8769709
>tfw can't cash out my penny black hole

[Anonymous No.8771558]

>>8769585
doubles a week... wtf

this isn't even a test

[Anonymous No.8771651]

>>8769585
>pick a penny that doubles
>penny discontinued shortly after
>0x2 = 0
infinitely worthless.

[Anonymous No.8772273]

Penny, because I want this shitty world to end, one way or another.

[Anonymous No.8772315]

>>8770386
A measly one million dollars is really not that much. You need a lot more than that just to get through retirement.

[Anonymous No.8772333]

>>8769585
I'll take the million dollars every day and load up on bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.8772407]

>>8769862
>I can't spend more than a million bucks a day.
https://www.yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-charter-yacht-23104/queen-miri.htm
I'm sure you can figure out what to do with the other 700k per day.

[Anonymous No.8772415]

>>8769745
Theoretically since doubling implies that two objects must be the same properties/qualities, the new pennies must implicitly have the doubling property. Otherwise the original penny would have only had the property of 'creating' a penny every week, not doubling.

[Anonymous No.8772436]

>>8772415
what if each penny only doubles once?

[Anonymous No.8772453]

>>8772436
Because the original statement specified "every" week, it is implicit that this happens infinitely. Also come to think of it, all the anons saying this would end the universe are probably right

[Anonymous No.8772469]

>>8772453
one way to interpret the OP is you receive, once a week, a single penny that doubles.

[Anonymous No.8772475]

Million every day would be plenty. I would create history’s largest harem

[Anonymous No.8772476]

>>8772469
Lol, that is actually a possible interpretation as well.

[Anonymous No.8772477]

>>8769603
wrong, I take the miilions, because its plenty of fucking money, and I don't have to wait and I can do whatever the fuck I want. how could you even spend a mil a day?

[Anonymous No.8772500]

If the penny doubles into two doubling pennies... how would you spend it without giving other people their own doubling pennies?

Then everyone gets a doubling penny and money is worthless, or pennies are just taken out of circulation after enough people have one and media has covered the phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.8772501]

million per day, what the fuck would i do with a shitload of pennies

[Anonymous No.8772508]

>>8772500
the doubling penis would destroy the universe so the problem is moot

[Anonymous No.8772555]

>>8772508
That's probably the next step, people who did the math will raise that issue after the media exposes the existence of these doubling pennies, and law will be passed to surrender them all to the government and they are destroyed in a furnace or something to prevent destroying the universe, and willfully keeping a duplicating penny will be against the law.

Except some retards will try to keep one anyway, and get busted when their house blows up, then SWAT teams roll in to take all the pennies and put the guy in jail.

Either way, I can't really see how a doubling penny can be reasonably spent and benefit only yourself.

[Anonymous No.8772587]

>>8769633
>a $365 million salary would crash the dollar
wat

[Anonymous No.8772604]

>>8769585
Jokes on you with the rate of inflation, there is a good chance pennies won't exist in 20 years. LOL Got em!

[Anonymous No.8772735]

>>8769936

[Anonymous No.8772767]

>>8772555

or some idiot could just take one penny and throw it in the middle of the ocean somewhere and destroy humanity within a year

[Anonymous No.8772807]

>>8772500
Anyway, let's say you have a way of "turning off" the penny from doubling (like, say, only pennies in your house double, and pennies that go outside your house lose that ability).
So you can spend it without giving other people pennies, and not destroy the universe.

Good luck laundering $1m per day in pennies. You'd catch attention even just spending it in grocery stores, you'd be known as "the penny guy", and soon you'll have FBI knocking on your door for possible counterfeiting (you can say "but it's just pennies"... not when you're trying to match the $1m/day).

[Anonymous No.8772818]

>>8772807
I meant "you can spend it without giving other people their own doubling pennies"

[Anonymous No.8772826]

>>8772807
You'd have to create an army of homeless who can convert your pennies to notes or buy goods with etc. But would you want to walk around all day giving pennies to homeless?

[Anonymous No.8772921]

>>8772767
I can imagine the government having a cutting-edge-tech agency (like NASA, maybe NASA themselves might end up actually doing it) trace why the water levels are rising astronomically, and find the huge clump of pennies on the ocean floor.

Then a "Armageddon-like team" starring Bruce Willis will go on a suicide mission to the ocean floor to eradicate all those pennies... and the ending of the movie will be like most horror films, where it shows in the end that under a rock a single penny survived.

But yeah, people could hide these pennies in forests, throw them down the grand canyon, it would be impossible to actually track all of it down, but it can be an ongoing effort of some global agency (with the combined tech and military of all governments) tasked to keep saving the world from duplicating pennies by tracking down any reported sightings.

All because /biz/ was not content with $1m/day.

[Anonymous No.8773063]

The million dollars a day. There's no such thing as a penny that doubles each week. That is some magic beans shit right there.

[Anonymous No.8773166]

[Anonymous No.8773260]

>>8769626
You don't want to live 29 weeks?

[Anonymous No.8773525]

Millions is obviously superior.
The doubling pennies will literally consume the universe and destroy everything within our lifetimes.

[Anonymous No.8773544]

>not picking the penny option for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.8773583]

I'll take just 100k link pls

[Anonymous No.8773592]

>>8773260
what kind of retard math are you using
.01 doubling every week is not 7 million in 29 weeks

[Anonymous No.8773611]

>>8773525
this

[Anonymous No.8773627]

By the end of the first year that penny would be worth roughly 45 trillion. Any faggot who chose the other option doesn't know basic arithmetic.

[Anonymous No.8773645]

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANWznFGJe9w

[Anonymous No.8773750]

>>8773627
Good luck dealing with 45 trillion pennies, and you better get rid of them fast because you have 90 trillion pennies coming your way by the next week

[Anonymous No.8773770]

Does smelting remove the magic capabilities of the penny? If so, choose the penny, find the optimal amount of pennies so that when they double you smelt all the new pennies and sell the resources and create a passive income that way.

[Anonymous No.8773832]

>>8773627
Brainlet detected.

The correct answer is the million obviously. If you choose the penny, then:
1) if the pennies are physical, then you die either of suffocation or because the pennies create a black hole
2) if the pennies are credited to your bank account for example, you couldn't spend too much anyway because that would generate hyperinflation.

It's clear then that the million option is by far the best.

[Anonymous No.8773889]

I'm just trying to imagine what it would be like seeing the earth engulfed in a sea of pennies
just imaging the whole thing starting from a single penny to enough pennies to fill an entire room, then an entire house, then a block, then a neighbourhood, then a city and so on

that would be a real spectacle

[Anonymous No.8773905]

>>8773592
32 weeks to overtake by about 10 million, but close enough.

[Anonymous No.8773928]

In 91 weeks the pennies will weigh more than the entire earth.

[Anonymous No.8773951]

>>8772315
>$1 million a day isnt much

[Anonymous No.8773998]

>>8769585
why do you need the penny when you can invest that million in the crypto ponzy and double it every day?

[Anonymous No.8774043]

>>8770551
I laughed way more than I should have

[Anonymous No.8774191]

>>8770734
It takes AT MOST one extra bit every week to store the amount of money you have you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.8774433]

>>8769585
Fucking fuck off with this shit

[Anonymous No.8774614]

>>8769585
$1mil every day is enough for me. FUCK waiting for your penny to build up

[Anonymous No.8774666]

All of you saying the pennies would destroy the universe are just being dramatic. Obviously it would stop growing once the monetary mass reached sufficient size for fusion to take place in the core and all the pennies became plasma. It might even stabilize before then as the heat and pressure within a planetary sized mass melted down the interior pennies.

[Anonymous No.8774683]

>>8769585
After a few decades, the entire surface of the planet would be buried under mountains of copper coins. Thanks for destroying the world, you shortsighted fuck.

[Anonymous No.8774760]

>hide a few doubling pennies in secret locations
>Demonstrate the penny magic to key officials
>threaten combined world governments with dropping a magic doubling penny into the marianas trench
>offer them the chance to put new pennies on rockets out of the solar system each week in exchange for total control of the world
>???
>white ethnostates in USA, south africa, and australia; bongistan officially adopts islamic religious law and all muslims from the aforementioned countries emigrate there; traditional values become law; push for mass investment in science and technology, including the mysterious penny magic
>worldwide utopia
Only problem with this plan is i haven't worked out how long it would take for the pennies to destroy the observable universe. Hopefully it doesn't take too long to reverse-engineer. And that by the time it's achieved I'm accepted as Emperor without the marianas trench threat

[Anonymous No.8774868]

>get penny
>use money to make rockets to shoot pennies to other universes
>destroy all existence with my pennies

[Anonymous No.8774889]

your penny will grow into 1 million dollars in 27 days trust me, i did the math

[Anonymous No.8774907]

>>8774889
But it multiplies once every week, so it would take 28 days.

[Anonymous No.8774916]

>>8769585
>implying the doubled pennies can also double
>implying if that's the case you won't drown in tons of pennies
>implying you won't kill yourself in less than a day anyway

[Anonymous No.8775010]

>>8774760
what is stopping them from killing your ass and stealing the penny

[Anonymous No.8775032]

>>8769585
> 0.01 * (e^(2 * 28000)) = approx. 3.0973236E24318

> 1000000 * 28000 = 2.8E10

[Anonymous No.8775170]

>>8774760
>Becomes emperor
>Loses penny that gave him all his power
>Gets put against the wall
>Fusilladed
>RIP autistic god king

[Anonymous No.8775221]

>>8769585
Obviously the million

Picking the penny would mean getting kidnapped and tortured by the US government so they can steal my bank info and pay the national debt

[Anonymous No.8775455]

>winning 1 penny every week or 1 million dollars every day
GEE I WONDER XD

[Anonymous No.8776046]

>>8772333
nice trips.
would do the same.
everyday would spend half a mil on whatever cryptos I like the look of.
play whale games and draw memes on charts for keks.
way less headaches than becoming emperor and destroying the universe.
also dealing with any quantity of pennies over $50 just fucking sucks a big one in general.

[Anonymous No.8776076]

>>8775455
I don't think you understand the question.

[Anonymous No.8776099]

>>8769585
POST MORE OF HER

[Anonymous No.8776134]

The girl, I'm 40 days close to wizard just let me nut once in a girl.

[Anonymous No.8776329]

>>8775455
Did you fail reading comprehension in 4th grade?

[Anonymous No.8776598]

>>8776099
Not OP, but okay.

[Anonymous No.8776682]

[Anonymous No.8776761]

>>8769585

It would take 24 weeks for the penny to start earning you more than a million per day

[Anonymous No.8776800]

>>8776134
>forfeiting your wizard powers for pleasures of the flesh

You're not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.8777619]

>>8769617
>You have a penny that doubles
>It doubles
>You now have two pennies that double
If the duplicate doesn't double it's not a duplicate

[Anonymous No.8777690]

>>8769585
I'd pick the million every day so I don't have to deal with a literal fucking tidal wave of pennies. All you fuckers are going to drown in your greed

[Anonymous No.8777724]

>>8772587
no, a penny the doubled itself every week would crash the dollar retard. thats what he was saying

[Anonymous No.8777746]

>>8769585
>get million dollars
>go all in bircoin
>bircoin goes to 0
>kms
thanks, op

[Anonymous No.8777764]

>>8769585
mil obviously

[Anonymous No.8777890]

>>8776761
This is correct.

>>8769585
The thing is, when you finally buy something you also give someone else the magic coin. Even if you didnt use it for trading you can't really store it in a bank so it's pretty useless anyway. $1mil/day seems better in the long run.

[Anonymous No.8777950]

i think i'd rather have the million to be honest

[Anonymous No.8777961]

>>8769962
on the 8th week you have 10 cents

[Anonymous No.8777973]

> do the math and choose penny
> starts to build up, this is good
> reach point where it's larger than $1 million per day, I was smart.
> keeps going, running out of room.
> Ya, I wish this would stop now
> large sections of US now taken up by mountain of pennies
> pile grows so large, throws earth out of orbit
> earth goes crashing into the sun

> rod serling shows up, says something about greed, unintended consequences, and warns people to think twice before picking up a penny they see on the street.

[Anonymous No.8777991]

a penny that magically doubles every week causes inflation so no thanks

[Anonymous No.8778029]

>>8777973
could the pennies actually grow fast enough so that the former earth, now big pile of pennies, is actually heavier than sun and thus will pull sun towards itself?

[Anonymous No.8778048]

>>8778029

I thought about that. After the earth crashed into the sun, would the sun become pennies, eventually sucking in the whole universe.

All in all, I think we're much safer just taking the $1 million per day.

[Anonymous No.8778088]

>penny that can destroy the human race and the solar system
>/biz/lets are scared of inflation
Kek. Never change, biz.

[Anonymous No.8778448]

>>8776076
>>8776329
Point me out the point where it says that the doubled penny (not the doubling penny) is a doubling penny.

Checkmate, brainlets.

[Anonymous No.8778471]

>>8770432
Hahaha. This thread is killing me Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.8778474]

>>8778088
>implying a doubling penny matters in the infinity of universe
lmao fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.8778597]

[Anonymous No.8778650]

>>8769585
>hurr the penny will hyperinflate
any hypothetical world where a 4chan poster gets a million dollars a day is a hypothetical where money is already worthless
knock yourself out with the penny, maybe you'll be able to afford a loaf of bread at the end of the year

[Anonymous No.8778710]

>>8769585
Million every day

>>8769597
>>8769603
And what are you going to do with bazillions of pennies? Who is going to accept it? Do you realize these pennies are counterfeit money?

[Anonymous No.8778760]

>muh penny

[Anonymous No.8778782]

>>8773832
>that would generate hyperinflation
only if you spend too much

[Anonymous No.8778790]

penny

[Anonymous No.8778808]

>>8769585
I'd take the million start a business and make 500k per year every year.

[Anonymous No.8778893]

yeah
have fun buying a $10 banana when you have a million dollars after 29 weeks

guess what
now wal-mart has a $10 doubling everyday
congrats

[Anonymous No.8779242]

>>8773260
>>8773592
After 8 weeks, we would have arrived at $2.56. Simplifying the math we reduce it to 2 and raise it to the power of 20, which returns 1048576. It doesn't matter anyway because by the end of the year we would have arrived at $17 trillion.

[Anonymous No.8779555]

>>8778474
>"solar system"
>"human race"
>implying that I said anything about the universe
lmao brainlet

[Anonymous No.8779625]

>>8769585
I can't even spend a million a day, so give me that

[Anonymous No.8780428]

But if you trade those pennies, do they keep multiplying even for other people?

[Anonymous No.8780474]

this thread still going?
fucking /sage

[Anonymous No.8780575]

>>8769658
except that pennies contain copper, and you would become a copper magnate

[Anonymous No.8780643]

This whole thread reminds me of a short story I wrote one time...

> scientists discover an asteroid made out of solid gold.
> they launch craft to mine it, but they accidentally put it on a collision course with earth.
> It does a slow orbit burn in the atmosphere, resulting in gold raining down over the earth
> at first people are happy... I'm rich
> but it keeps coming. People are shoveling off their driveways and roofs, it just keeps piling up all over the place.
> gold price obviously goes to zero, collapsing world economy.

[Anonymous No.8780663]

>>8774666
>Hello bank I'd like to deposit some money
>No problem sir how will you be depositing
>Through my hypermassive fusion penny proto sun

[Anonymous No.8780684]

>>8769603
>wanting a fucking penny
>hurry one week later its two pennies i'm so rich :))

Damn, /biz/ is full of retards.

[Anonymous No.8780705]

>>8778893
No one person has that much buying power

[Anonymous No.8780715]

>>8780643
how the fuck would that collapse the world economy

[Anonymous No.8780720]

>>8780684
t. pennylet
also /sage

[Anonymous No.8780722]

>>8780684

I heard penny is going to moon

[Anonymous No.8780772]

>>8769770
best answer

[Anonymous No.8780793]

>>8769585
Depends, is this a digital penny? Because pretty soon the pennies would flood the earth and destroy everything.

[Anonymous No.8780803]

>>8769633
not if you kept the circulating supply away. eventually the stash would grow so big that it would blow up the universe though

[Anonymous No.8780926]

>>8780715

... gold used as collateral for massive daily loans that go back and forth in the international market.
... price of gold goes to zero
... borrower now must come up with more collateral.
... they can't, so they can't get their float loan.
... credit markets freeze up, fortune 500 companies go broke overnight, investment houses fail, world collapses.

Pretty much what was about to happen during the housing crash, until they passed TARP

[Anonymous No.8781026]

>>8770261
around 36 years

[Anonymous No.8781121]

Just doing the math... at the end of the 92nd week (1.76 years), the weight of your pennies would be greater than the weight of the earth.

$1 million still the best answer.

[Anonymous No.8781141]

this pic makes me uncomfortable. i can see her skeleton

[Anonymous No.8781233]

>>8780715
What is hyper inflation

[Anonymous No.8781368]

>>8769585
A million every day.

Only a retard would hoard thousands of pounds of copper and no one wants thousands of pennies.

Also what the fuck am I going to do with more than 1 mil a day other than live in fear of being robbed or my family being held hostage by some faggot.

[Anonymous No.8781435]

What happens if you fire the magic penny into space at near the speed of light?

[Anonymous No.8781594]

>>8781435

I ran the math for shits and giggles.

At the end of the 111th week, the pennies weigh more than the mass of the sun.

At the end of the 273rd week, the pennies weigh more than the mass of the universe.

So I guess it's game over.

[Anonymous No.8781676]

>>8769689
kek

[Anonymous No.8782512]

>>8774760
>demonstrate penny magic
>get shot

[Anonymous No.8783248]

brb paying for a lambo with 250,000,000 pennies. You guys are fucking idiots if you choose the pennies. After 3 years the entire world would be a copper planet.

[Anonymous No.8783309]

>>8769585
penny that doubled of course you dumb idiot

[Anonymous No.8783432]

>>8769585
>35 weeks until weekly income from pennies overtake the daily million option
>38 weeks for the cumulative gains from pennies to win out

The answer is either because either way you have like 5 trillion dollars, and within a year you could just buy every country in the world for their GDP gg.

[Anonymous No.8783541]

You could also invest the pennies into crypto as you receive them. Sufficient to say, they'd be burnt at least the same rate and thus no problem of hyperinflation/destruction of the universe.

[Anonymous No.8783660]

>>8783248
more like a black hole

[Anonymous No.8783704]

>>8769585
>penny that doubled once a week
This would kill us all.

Million a day is fine, im not greedy.

[Anonymous No.8783724]

>>8769585
>Get a penny,
>A week later in doubles and you have 2 pennies, >A week later in doubles and you have 3 pennies,

Wew!

[Anonymous No.8783734]

>>8783541
Nothing says that the pennies stop doubling after you sold them.

[Anonymous No.8783814]

Lmfao. I would take the million dollars. There's no real difference in the options (both lead to near unspendable amounts of money) except that with the million dollars I would drop out of college NOW and go live my life the way I want.

[Anonymous No.8783924]

>>8769632
boomers pls go