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Now that crypto is dead I'm looking for a REAL job. You guys should do the same.

>> No.8752095
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I've got a high-paying career already. I'll keep working until I get rich off crypto.

>> No.8752110

I literally have been applying for basic office monkey jobs around my area for the last 2 weeks and got no calls back.

I refuse to work in food business.

>> No.8752122

>>8751957
What kind of job can I get when my only previous job was washing dishes, and I have no degree?

>> No.8752140

I already have a pretty good job, unfortunately i wasted several months of my salary on a ponzi scheme but whatever, just gotta save back up, live and learn

>> No.8752177
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>Cashing out January 3rd 2018

>MFW

>> No.8752226

This is a great idea. Where do I download the whitepaper for this.

>> No.8752231

>>8752140
this.

>> No.8752232

>>8752122
the answer is on the nuwojak hat.

>> No.8752241
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Plz btc go up not want to take in pooper nuuuuuu

>> No.8752247

i already fell for the wagecuck meme.

>> No.8752286
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>tfw 23 just got my first wagecuck job for $2k/month after tax

I've got $11k in the bank, live with my parents and my job gives me lots of free time.

Should I open up a savings account? Stock market?

>> No.8752337

>>8752286
Serious answer here, if you're gonna do the stock market, don't do it now.

>> No.8752362

>>8752095
Shift manager detected

>> No.8752438
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>>8752362
pharmacy* manager

>> No.8752703

>>8752286
Depends on what you plan to do with the money. If you're saving for retirement then open an IRA. If you think you'll need to use that money sooner then open a Roth IRA or maybe do 50/50 Roth/Traditional.

>> No.8752984

>>8751957


anyone else mad that Nu jak is jsut suddenly fucking accepted into this board now

>> No.8753558
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>>8751957

>> No.8753836

>>8753558
Why can't niggers swim?

>> No.8753880

>>8752122
Enjoy washing cars.

>> No.8753894

>after got a job doing hazardous waste disposal
$17 an hour is good right?

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>>8753894
forget the money anon, think about all the good work you'd be doing cleaning up all that toxic waste.

>> No.8754292

>>8752122
truck driver. you just take a test at the DMV and get a CDL. then you'll make around $50k per year. it's not great but you wont be homeless at least. it's also not bad if you have a partner to sign on with you. i did it for a few years by myself. i might would do it again if i found someone to team with.

>> No.8754330

washing cars is okay, if you're 13.

>> No.8754352

I work 80 hours per week and I trade while at work

if I make 3% every day I'll be a millionaire pretty soon just with what I've already invested

I'm investing weekly though

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>>8751957
Just you dumb fucks have to wagecuck who didn't buy in years back when Bitcoin was under 1K.
The smart fucks like me sold off back in December.

>> No.8754395

>>8754292
what are you doing now? did you enjoy the landscape while being a truck driver?

>> No.8754459

>>8752122
another dishwashing job

once you work in a restaurant you'll always work in restaurants

it's a black hole

>> No.8754576

>>8752122
i once managed to get a job as a night receptionist at a small hotel. There is little to no workload and some places like mine even let you sleep and only wake up if the guests come. You sit at a PC all shift doing whatever you want (I wasted hundreds of hours playing agario..............) and can get away with leaving half your work for the day shift. Perfect job for a NEET imo, but you gotta start doing something productive or you will end up suicidal.

>> No.8754682

>>8754395
this and that. the landscape was ok. you will get to see more of the US in a month than most people will their entire lives.

>> No.8754874

>>8754222
Catchy theme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf2_g52p__Y

>> No.8754892

>>8752122
military

>> No.8754990

>>8752286
Depends on what your job offers. If they match any sort of retirement account like a 401k, make sure you're at least getting the match, otherwise you're missing out on free money.

If that's not an option, a roth ira is probably the best choice for you. You're in a really low tax bracket, so it's better to just pay taxes now, then get that money out tax free when you're older and in a higher tax bracket.

You can also do both, but considering your current salary you probably won't be maxing anything out, other than possibly 4500-5500 in a roth ira. You'll definitely be off to a good start since you're so young though.

>> No.8755182

>>8752984
It's a postmodern meta-satirical meme.

>> No.8755264

>>8752286

Bro
I'm 33 live with my parents with 10k in the bank. just lost my job though. not fired it closed.

>> No.8755269

>>8751957
i actually just quit my job for watching and trading crypto full-time
)))sssshhhhhhhhhhh(((

>> No.8755290

>>8754352
investing in what?

>> No.8755295

>>8755182
how about this =-> my cock = your mouth?

>> No.8755317

>>8755295
I'd be glad to, anon. I'd swallow every last drop. Too bad we're probably are far away from each other.

>> No.8755351

>>8755317
southeast? origen

>> No.8755363

>>8755351
I'm not in the US - sorry brah

>> No.8755769

>>8752286
Here in Canada pretty much all millennials still live with their parents.

>> No.8755791

>>8754576
I fail to see how a job like that could make you suicidal? There's so much free time there I'd learn a whole new programming language, or just talk shit to kids online.

>> No.8755804

>>8752110
What would you consider the breaking point where you give up and take the McNiggles job?

>> No.8755835

>>8753836
>just swim in the ocean bro, it's not that big or strong

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>>8752177
I know that feeling too bro

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>>8752241
It will never go back up.

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>tfw I have to work as a dishwasher for the rest of my life because I didn't become rich with crypto

>> No.8756669

>>8755769
Except for the ones that have parents like mine who move constantly and dont have jobs

>> No.8756841

>>8752177
Not crypto, but I accidentally sold after the boom and just days before the ATH for ACBFF/APHQF/TWMJF/HRVOF/EMHTF just because having that much money at stake was causing me stress and I didn't want to be stressed out over a vacation I was taking.

Just dumb luck, but it was the difference between 4-5x returns in a year or just barely breaking even for some of them. Never doing that again until my retarded brain makes me do that again.

>> No.8756858

>>8753558
Go checkout /hc/ sometime. Bondage can be pretty fuckin' fun if you have a partner.
Don't really know what everyone was getting so worked up about.

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>>8755804
When BTC hits 1k

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>>8751957
dont worry about me my art career will take off