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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:14:46 2018 No.8750696 [Reply] [Original]

Are you ready to laugh? edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
https://autismincorporated.org/

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Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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TD Ameritade
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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
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Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Movers:
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Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Previous thread >>8745606

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:16:50 2018 No.8750727 File: 234 KB, 371x480, 1518819195418.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WANT THIS MARKET TO STAY GREEN DAMNIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:17:08 2018 No.8750735 File: 189 KB, 755x687, 1515816598986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FNGU is back in action, now is a good time to buy the dip and purchase call options

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Wed Apr 4 19:18:00 2018 No.8750750 File: 48 KB, 502x432, 1472492653108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750735 >FNGU is back in action, now is a good time to buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:22:31 2018 No.8750822 File: 111 KB, 323x500, c44b4cc6ca52b487d7b29075a37c6c4c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh by the way, pretty sure Ko breaked 44 this is where you start selling your Ko (protip)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:23:26 2018 No.8750837 Flat day tomorrow?

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 19:24:09 2018 No.8750849 File: 376 KB, 800x1066, 1501253459541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750696 Lets write Haikus about the market: Dear Bog Brothers, I Wish you would crash this market, so So i can watch jews cry

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:25:25 2018 No.8750867
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>>8750735
>tfw $49 average
>tfw I didn't sell at $70
>tfw didn't sell the $58 recovery last week
>tfw held all the way down to $38
>tfw had to sell some shares for a loss to avoid getting margin called

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 19:26:14 2018 No.8750875 File: 89 KB, 363x475, 1502049389943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sit in a chair my cat took a shit in my room. Robinhood sucks.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Wed Apr 4 19:26:45 2018 No.8750883 File: 34 KB, 540x378, PamIt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750837 >he bought the close we are in a bog economy now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:26:47 2018 No.8750884 i have 330 dollars, do i all in bgfv or gcap?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:28:05 2018 No.8750905 >>8750849 I cant turn back time cause now the guilt is all mine cant live with you

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 19:28:28 2018 No.8750909 I went on a date She texted me rejection Wealth is my last hope

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Wed Apr 4 19:28:57 2018 No.8750915 >>8750884 >Only $330 Trow it in a random penny stock and watch it sizzle.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 19:29:30 2018 No.8750927 File: 86 KB, 924x1158, 1486780784183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750905 Rip ;-;

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 19:31:01 2018 No.8750944 AMD is piss It slowly trickles down, soon it will be worth zero

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 19:32:38 2018 No.8750964 File: 34 KB, 355x404, 1486783163147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A woman tried mass shooting. She didn't even get one. not surprising

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:32:41 2018 No.8750967 When the nikkei burst open in 30 minutes all futures moon 1.55% and 1.7% exactly Buffet told me this personally

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:32:44 2018 No.8750968 >>8750849 Can Etherium Go up one last time for me So I can dump it.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Wed Apr 4 19:32:49 2018 No.8750973 File: 209 KB, 432x413, SadDog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750944 Sold it to break even. I which I could of held a little longer for a gain. I feel it may ride back to 14 or 15 or dump tomorrow to 8 or 7

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:34:48 2018 No.8751003
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Who /malaise/ here?

>25
>105k portfolio
>contribute 40k every year
>I’ll be a millionaire by 40 but even today a million is nothing
>getting rich is still my only way out though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:34:58 2018 No.8751005 The fed massively pumped the market today during a low volume trend. This is not real money flowing in. Let that sink in for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:35:15 2018 No.8751011 oh right Nikkei moon today USA like Nip they grow like Blossom

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 19:35:26 2018 No.8751013 File: 32 KB, 736x505, 03TtjNX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750968 Money skelly is collecting child porn Expect a dump soon :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:36:44 2018 No.8751024 >>8751003 humble brag fags like you should just leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:36:56 2018 No.8751029 >>8750696 >/smg/ - Stock Market General at 7pm

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Wed Apr 4 19:39:53 2018 No.8751067 File: 27 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750964 >tfw no Autistic 39 year old Persian GF to martyr with. I could of taken her to a farm to pet some animals and shoot some cans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:42:16 2018 No.8751093 The market giveth And the market will taketh But please just giveth

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:42:33 2018 No.8751100 just 20 more minutes until the BASED nikkei gap up

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Wed Apr 4 19:45:29 2018 No.8751141 >>8750909 >acquire wealth disregard women

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:48:21 2018 No.8751179 File: 403 KB, 546x657, 1518758203865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8751029 so what? are you that same faggot that used to complain about /rgt/ threads being made too earlier?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:50:46 2018 No.8751204 Every day the stock matket reminds me how smart it was to back off my 401k to just the match and pay debts, because there is no money to be made in the index funds right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:50:52 2018 No.8751209 >>8751029 There are more markets than the US anon. The Nikkei opens soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:57:51 2018 No.8751297 I'm only in stocks until this motherfucking crypto crash is done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 20:09:20 2018 No.8751475 >>8751297 Anon I have bad news....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 20:10:33 2018 No.8751493 File: 30 KB, 630x534, gpgpgpgpg;.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nikkei up 1% based goog in after hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 20:17:07 2018 No.8751593 >>8751475 You mean I have to bet on these damn grandpa stocks until I become worm food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 20:18:10 2018 No.8751605 File: 1.10 MB, 864x710, neck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750915 Hey 330 is a lot to me, my whole portfolio is 600 right now. just trying to grow it up. Guess ill all in BPMX

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Wed Apr 4 20:38:47 2018 No.8751839 >>8750964 How's the fund?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 20:45:04 2018 No.8751910 >>8751605 you said you were trying to grow it

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 21:02:18 2018 No.8752105 we should find a bunker board desu. getting raided by baitfags and DruMphFers is harshing my mellow. anyone got any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:05:41 2018 No.8752156 File: 72 KB, 640x640, 6RFR5bY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did anyone here get Robinhood options trading, yet?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 21:05:58 2018 No.8752161 >>8752105 i have to add. dont say or link here obviously. just think about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:06:00 2018 No.8752163 File: 511 KB, 840x488, 1517287233944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AMD green, after-hours pushing it to $10.

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Wed Apr 4 21:06:11 2018 No.8752167 >>8752105 im sure /out or /ck are the slowest moving board, best place to hide

The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Wed Apr 4 21:09:27 2018 No.8752202

>>8751605
Big 5 has proven to be pretty solid.

If you want rapid gains (or rapid losses) play volatility etfs or options. SVXY (up with market, usually) TVIX, UVXY (up against market, usually) are volatility etfs. You can lose as quickly as you can gain, so only put in what your willing to lose. 3x leverage is probably want you want for rapid gains. Be cautious with your entry point, decay can be very brutal.

I like KTOS right now. It is a definite buy in the 9s,but I don't think it will dip back down there for a while.

Other than that, keep an eye out for memes posted here. /smg/ memes have outperformed SPY & Warren Buffet.

Buy the fear, despair, and sell the euphoria.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:09:57 2018 No.8752211 >>8752163 Guess what It will be $8 tomorrow AMD is the worst stock

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 21:10:05 2018 No.8752215

>>8752167
i was talking some slow chan somewhere we can retreat to when shit gets fucky. its easier than waiting for mods as, honestly, they have their hands full with all the spam and bots on this board.

if we go to another board here, were fast enough that we would pop up on the front page of the index. so theyd find us in no time.

idk im gonna poke around and see whats up.

just sick of idiots playing marco polo shillo DRaumPdffh with each other, and we should have a backup anyway

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Wed Apr 4 21:10:35 2018 No.8752222 >>8752105 Filter them when they pop up or just ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:12:06 2018 No.8752240 >>8752222 A fucking namefag. Look its a normie!

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 21:16:49 2018 No.8752291
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>>8752222
fair enough. im still gonna keep my eyes peeled for a spot though

/leftypol/ are annoying little shits and they dont give a fuck. they will manually spam all day for attention because capitalism iz eeebill and their brains are broken. the problem isnt the people that filter them, its the people who dont and bite and derail shit.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Wed Apr 4 21:20:56 2018 No.8752353 >>8752291 Fair enough. I hope you figure out where to go WSHTF

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 21:23:14 2018 No.8752377 >>8752353 yeah well just send out a sign. everyone will spam out dark wojaks with no text or some retarded shit and that means were goin dark

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:24:01 2018 No.8752386

>>8751003
it probably won't take that long if you get raises and such. I was around that level at 25 and less than 5 years later I'm at $400k. definitely can be on track for a million before 40 if you try.

but desu I don't need a million so I'll probably drop the wageslaving before I get there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:25:01 2018 No.8752400 >>8752215 Comfy needs to make a forum on the website

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:27:06 2018 No.8752422 >>8751003 I nice home is minimum 7.5 million. Not going to get there wagecucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:28:01 2018 No.8752433 >>8751209 Yes, when do the European markets open? I want to short PZV1L.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 21:28:23 2018 No.8752439

>>8752400
posting charts and the like sucks on forums though. i was thinking a temporary fallback where they cant find us easily. they will most likely give up after that. their manual spammers afterall.

we hardly even need to go so far as to make a board. we can just hijack some dead one out there in the aether temporarily. just need to post the link somewhere not obvious, then take it down when its not needed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:30:30 2018 No.8752466 >>8752211 No, it reached bottom. Lots of support at $10.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:31:32 2018 No.8752480 File: 10 KB, 420x270, 476c43df-c52a-48b4-b6f8-259c4da2f04f[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752466

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:42:53 2018 No.8752636 >>8751910 Think KTOS is still a safe buy? i've also got calls bought for april 20th 12.50 for that stock

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:45:11 2018 No.8752676 Any thoughts on Hydrogenics?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 21:53:17 2018 No.8752795 i think i found a spot that wont gather any attention, at least as long as we dont stay there too long. we will have to figure out how to get the word out to the common folk and not the retards though, and that will be hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 21:59:21 2018 No.8752862 First

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:11:27 2018 No.8753034 >>8752795 Post at a certain time and delete it within a couple mins Probably after hours

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 22:17:00 2018 No.8753119 >>8753034 yeah or we could hide a disposable link on the hedgefund etc. got the spot. just need to be able to send the word out to the rest. the less we use the spot the better, so that we dont attract too much attention

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:18:09 2018 No.8753133 >dow closed up again how does Trump keep doing it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:18:55 2018 No.8753144 the nikkei is up from government funds again, how long untill this whole thing pops. Look at those charts, many manipulations

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:19:19 2018 No.8753150 >>8753119 infinitych biz board is pretty dead, could probably just use that

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:19:38 2018 No.8753155 >>8750696 You clowns realize we just saw the bottom for the year right? Oh, your bearish jahahhahahhahahahhsbahahhshshshshsbbs Buy some puts tomorrow pls we all know it’s gonna crash

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Wed Apr 4 22:25:10 2018 No.8753221

>>8753150
too obvious though. its cool, i already got us a spot. ill hand the keys over to comfy or someone more well known once i get a hold of him. just thought we might as well have a bunker in case shit gets way worse so i set it up. these children are annoying, and theyre too stupid to find us if we pop off the map

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:25:16 2018 No.8753226 >>8753155 loaded up on tvix today

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:33:11 2018 No.8753313 >>8753226 Me too but my portfolio is wrecked already, might as well be fucked all year i guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:35:06 2018 No.8753335 >>8753155 Did anyone predict this bottom and profit, cnbc said a few months ago that there would be a pullback because of the fed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:36:14 2018 No.8753346 >>8753313 TVIX works in cycles, even if it drops to $7 it will inevitably go back to $12 at some point, just hold and be patient. Keep buying to lower your average.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:40:11 2018 No.8753397 >>8753346 Thanks sempai, I have some bearshit that's all red too. Im a stupid. I'm always fucked by these mid day big money pumps from out of nowhere that last few daya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:41:07 2018 No.8753413 >4th thread today Wow! Proud of you guys

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:45:50 2018 No.8753464 >>8753413 This is what happens when coiners get bored lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 22:52:04 2018 No.8753557 File: 142 KB, 1080x937, 1519259576173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when is my 401k going to go up again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:14:09 2018 No.8753847 >>8753557 this is why i come to /biz/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:17:57 2018 No.8753899 >>8752156 Yea. It's easy money if you're not retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:20:03 2018 No.8753925 >>8750822 Really? I like holding it for the divys and long term stability.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:21:39 2018 No.8753951 >>8750884 All in on NVCN when it hits $.02.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:22:41 2018 No.8753968 >>8753951 Why? Please don't be this stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:24:07 2018 No.8753989 >>8753847 btw she's 15

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:24:19 2018 No.8753994 >>8753155 It doesn't feel like a correction. More like a pre crash volatility is picking up. In 2008 the last day of November, the DOJ ripped up 500 points in the last 10 minutes. Bear markets are very volatile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:25:21 2018 No.8754005 >>8753994 Sorry DJI

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:28:19 2018 No.8754030 >>8753968 I was just fucking with him. Seriously though, no reason to go near NVCN, it's going to rs or get delisted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:29:38 2018 No.8754046 File: 63 KB, 173x207, 1516369672375.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8753989 who?

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Wed Apr 4 23:43:31 2018 No.8754189 >>8750909 i have a gf of 6 years, she thinks im cheating on her with 4chan :/

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 23:44:32 2018 No.8754204 >>8754189 >her not realizing 4chan comes before everyone D U M P I T

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:45:15 2018 No.8754210 File: 1.03 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180404-234452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750973

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:47:47 2018 No.8754247 File: 371 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180404-234448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8754210

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 23:48:51 2018 No.8754268 >>8754210 >>8754247 What am I looking at here Pajeet?

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Wed Apr 4 23:49:03 2018 No.8754274 >>8754204 she understands... i think... she always thinks it's weird i just bust out laughing out of no where though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:49:09 2018 No.8754275 File: 586 KB, 4688x4688, IMG_5188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8754189 >having a gains goblin

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Apr 4 23:50:51 2018 No.8754289 >>8754274 I know that feel. Only, it's with my cat, not a 3D gf Rip

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:51:15 2018 No.8754296 >>8754268 are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:51:33 2018 No.8754302 File: 429 KB, 540x533, 1516314995068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8754268 Apple dumping Intel and rumoured to be making custom chipset with amd that will work across all their devices.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Wed Apr 4 23:53:02 2018 No.8754316 >>8754302 fucking rumors.. fucking rumors.....

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:19:05 2018 No.8754659

>>8754316
/g/ nerd here, it's quite a possibility. Intel just did Kabylake-G with AMD Radeon Vega Graphics. Now that AMD CPU cores doesn't suck, and backed by the manufacturing capacity of Global Foundries and TSMC...

I definitely see Apple trying to get a custom design like Xbox-PS4 Pro but with Zen cores and a decent enough GPU. Intel graphics sucks on APUs, and the Kaby-G part is expensive as fuck (north of 450$); so I see no reason for Apple to ditch Intel cores in laptops and low power computing to get extra GPU power and almost certainly extra margins on average sales price.

Disclaimer: written from a 6600k/gtx1070 rig kek. No fanboyism here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:58:54 2018 No.8755222 Good night /smg/, hope you shorted earlier in the day. The dump tomorrow will be as bloody and devastatingly obviously. Hope you dont miss out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:34:50 2018 No.8755669 based futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:15:42 2018 No.8756187 Why is ATVI such shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:16:33 2018 No.8756193 File: 35 KB, 694x683, blank2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8755669

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:18:38 2018 No.8756216 >>8756187 Are you also bagholding it ? I bought it on a friday dip thinking it was a calculated risk But man am I bad at math

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:18:45 2018 No.8756218 File: 5 KB, 234x215, 1470994627601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8756193

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:20:02 2018 No.8756227 >>8756218 y-you too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:20:16 2018 No.8756231 >>8756216 I sold it yesterday because it just wasnt performing like the others even though it dipped such a great amount, there used to be crazy support 69 and below, what are the gooks doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:22:13 2018 No.8756253 >>8756227 No Im green and superior trader, but I can always give you a comfy shoulder

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:24:17 2018 No.8756276

>>8756231
Anal-ysts say ATVI dipped because of Fortnite
I come to realize I am not as much up to date with the vidya game industry as before

But still, I view ATVI as a good LT hold and a pretty nice option to the development of the esport scene. I like to imagine this will be like the superbowl of the future (instead of watching niggers running after balls)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:27:55 2018 No.8756321 >>8756276 ha yeah I dont follow videogames in the past years until my little cousin literally told me "why do have activision stocks? everyone buys fortnite now"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:38:37 2018 No.8756429 File: 123 KB, 639x607, 1469902926197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8756253 thanks

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 02:45:17 2018 No.8756498

>>8756321
Maybe I am biased and try to rationalize my bagholding

Fortnite is all the rage but it is not a franchise yet. I remember before Fortnite, there Player Unknown Battlegrounds, DayZ, Ark. Like with most products, games need a strong identity so as to not get cannibalized, and I think no one is better than ATVI in creating identity and universes (TTWO is good at it too but their method is too story and environment based, which makes the business riskier and tantamount to the movie industry)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 03:09:00 2018 No.8756709 so far so good for the euro open...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 03:12:34 2018 No.8756739 >>8756709 are you an europenistani ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 03:16:03 2018 No.8756776 >>8756739 american but I like to watch the dax and ATX

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 03:20:06 2018 No.8756810

>>8756776
Go to sleep bro you need to have energy to shitpost with us at US market open

On a sidenote, I am in Europe and I now understand why London is such a perfect place to do finance : you can easily trade both the EU and US markets thanks to its time zone (and their financial culture and bias towards capitalism).

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 03:22:12 2018 No.8756826 >>8756810 the problem is i slept all day so Im not tired but I have an obligation to read to my dolls so Ill be off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 03:24:21 2018 No.8756843 >>8756826 :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 04:23:06 2018 No.8757339 So lads, is it going up or down tomorrow? Place your bets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 04:34:15 2018 No.8757445 >>8757339 I may not be looking hard enough but I think yesterday's rally was done on relatively low volumes (I looked at the afternoon actions). Most of my memes rallied but the volumes were mostly below average I am thinking a sideway market at best.

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 04:48:18 2018 No.8757557

>>8757339
doesen't fucking matter, I closed all of my shit out on an uptick. Recently changed jobs end of last month, new pace of work hired me to bring everything together but they are falling apart before I've had a chance to implement. I'll get paid base, but for now no shot at commission, and I left Mercedes-Benz for this shit? I mean, fuck corporate, it sucks, but....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 04:50:42 2018 No.8757567 >>8757557 Are you a car salesman ?

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:00:13 2018 No.8757639

>>8757339
Up. Nikkei ended strong, dow futures are green, VIX is down. The market shrugged off the "trade war" bullshit, surprisingly, and a good jobs report is expected tomorrow, I think.

I'm hoping for a slow growth period for the rest of the week, barring any stupid tweets from Trump. The market needs to calm the fuck down for a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:02:46 2018 No.8757657 >>8757639 Forgot to add, EU is green. Things look - hopefully - normal for tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:58:39 2018 No.8758079 >>8757567 I was..... I sold Mercedes-Benz

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:02:34 2018 No.8758105

>>8758079
I am curious about the car retail business.
I know it is not like traditional retail in which you purchase the inventory before hand and then sell it to customers.
How does it work ? what are the sources of the revenues ? and the margins ? and the salesman's commissions ?

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:07:51 2018 No.8758140

>>8758105
Faaakkkk
ok. Ostensibly, the profit margin on a new car was 6.5 percent from MSRP to Invoice price. Minimum commission was $500 on a new car, up to 35% of gross profit over the $1200 cut. If I sold a G550 at sticker I'd make around $2800 for a $124,500 car

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:10:01 2018 No.8758162 >>8758105 Commission always based upon gross profit per vehicle, used cars had the potential to be way juicier than new if we were in them right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:11:34 2018 No.8758176 >>8758105 AMA, I'm drunk and still awake in NW USA

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:21:45 2018 No.8758248

>>8758140
>>8758162
>>8758176
Thank you for the info

I used to read stories from LongpostGuy in /o/. He was a rather non-retared salesman in a used car dealership and many of the shit he posted was hilarious. And you would totally understand why there was slavery, patricians used to disdain the plebs because the majority of people are basically trash.

So the new cars exposed for the customers to see are not considered as inventory then ? I mean, the dealership didn't purchase them from the factory ? and what was the average turnover per month ? how many cars are usually sold per month ?
I am trying to access the need in working capital for such a business.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:23:22 2018 No.8758258 File: 40 KB, 758x550, 1522448164942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8758105 or eat shit because I'm faded and you didn't respond quickly enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:27:21 2018 No.8758286 >>8758248 I worked at a Mercedes dealership, we sold new and used cars. we sold an average of 80 cars per month: 60 on slow months, 110 on an awesome outlier month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:31:36 2018 No.8758314 >>8758248 You are asking questions and I'm kind enough to answer: hurry it up, kid, why does it take you so long to respond???????????

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:34:39 2018 No.8758335 >>8758314 Oh sorry I am preparing lunch (euro here) Thank you so much for your time Feel free to go take a nice rest

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:36:54 2018 No.8758348 >>8758314 If you are still awake, what kind of customers do you used to have ? Since MB is a premium brand, obviously you must have had a rather wealthy and educated customer base right ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:40:34 2018 No.8758378 >>8758348 My customers generally made between $70k to $4m per year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:42:41 2018 No.8758396 >>8758378 Thank you so much for your time I have no more questions, knowing you are shit-faced and all Goodnight MB-anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:43:32 2018 No.8758403 >>8758348 a pro golfer, a retired tech giant, a used car lot owner, a hotel heir multimillionaire, various attorneys and doctors, business owners, an MLM founder, their daughter, etc etc etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:49:07 2018 No.8758459 >>8758396 oh yeah, a fucking FB brand manager who made exactly $1,000,070.00 per year. Nice guy, smiled way too much. Creepy. Lots of female Asian attorneys, lots of regular guys wanting 4x4 Sprinters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:51:04 2018 No.8758476 >>8758396 real estate salespeople, regional and national sales reps. Wealthy enough and generally well educated, yes

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:54:48 2018 No.8758516

>>8758403
>>8758459
>>8758476
Interesting

Are those people more susceptible to play into your hands ? I mean, car salesmen usually try to sell more car options so as to markup the price. Are they willing to fall for it ?

In overall, your dealership's enterprice value must be pretty valuable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:59:40 2018 No.8758553 >>8758476 >>8758516 Just my guesstimate on the pure sales figures (value of cars sold), is it around 70M$ per year ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:00:55 2018 No.8758567 File: 2.61 MB, 3840x2160, DSC_0186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning! It never ends this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:04:39 2018 No.8758591 >>8750696 amazon puts

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:15:11 2018 No.8758690 >>8758591 WRONG BULLISH AS FUCK DAY COMING STRAP IN FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:18:33 2018 No.8758729 I predict a green day, up slightly, very smooth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:58:14 2018 No.8759076 File: 906 KB, 1200x913, 73A7794C-BE97-49D8-AA7E-7CFBC18A525E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Morning y’all

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:08:38 2018 No.8759159

FB came out last night saying the whole datamined dataminer's data thing was much worse than realised and that it affected every single user with a public profile. I don't see how that's news since that data was public in the first place. They might be still trying to play the victim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:12:33 2018 No.8759195 >>8759159 srsly ??? FB revenues come from selling its users' data and now, they are claiming they did it unvoluntarily ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:15:27 2018 No.8759217 First

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:19:11 2018 No.8759248 >>8759159 The FB scandal is great, allowed me to buy the dip. I'm gonna make mad gains this year on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:19:33 2018 No.8759252 fugg...new highs incoming. if you didn't already buy you missed the bottom. gonna have to cuck in at this level cause just got paid

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:21:36 2018 No.8759276 >>8759252 sell covered puts of stocks you like to have You get paid while waiting for the Bogs' call As a Buffett-sama like investor, I plan to try that sometime on stocks I like

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:22:08 2018 No.8759281 >>8759076 morning goy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:26:12 2018 No.8759324 Green or red day today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:27:26 2018 No.8759333 any good trader dicksords smg is usually a pain to keep up with nowadays

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:27:38 2018 No.8759336 >>8758690 >>8759252 These Smallfry Anons gonna get rekt so hard

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:27:48 2018 No.8759337
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>>8759195
That's why they're being such scumbags. Other people made money, gained information, and sent targeted ads, using the data Facebook mined. Something they (FB) don't want anyone else to do except them.

It literally has nothing to do with protecting user's private data, they simply want to be the sole abusers of that data.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:29:21 2018 No.8759348 >>8759324 Red, why are you even proposing green

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:32:12 2018 No.8759376 >>8759337 Oh I see clearer now. Without morally judging FB, this kind of claim is sorta legitimate. Bullish on FB as they will sell the data more efficiently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:33:48 2018 No.8759389 What a good Tech stock for options? Been using BAC which follows the market pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:37:00 2018 No.8759425 >>8759336 THATS WEIRD IM UP $1200 IN THE PREMARKET

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:38:44 2018 No.8759442 >>8759376 That and normies don't give a shit, so it might return to its old upward tend soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:48:13 2018 No.8759527 >>8759336 god i hope so. let it crash today so i can buy in lower

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:55:37 2018 No.8759608 >>8754030 >>8753951 It's a venture at this point buying NCVN. Good chance you'll lose what you put in but there's a chance you'll more than double up over the next month or so

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:15:01 2018 No.8759781 15 minutes till open. Anyone have any memes to put money into?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:16:53 2018 No.8759808 Buy ALT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:17:10 2018 No.8759814 File: 447 KB, 680x444, 1522630602392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] premarket mooning

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:17:11 2018 No.8759815 >>8759781 VIX It is a great company which thrives during utter market chaos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:18:16 2018 No.8759828 can we get a dang discord

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:18:35 2018 No.8759832 File: 92 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180405-081752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Excuse me? Everything is mooning in pre market

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:21:13 2018 No.8759865 File: 142 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180405-082023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also, they made the options panel way nicer looking

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:22:53 2018 No.8759891 >>8753899 I'm retarded. Please help me understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:23:20 2018 No.8759898 Tvix down premarket, might pick some up on open

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 09:24:35 2018 No.8759919 >>8759828 set us up a barebones bunker board that we can retreat to in the mean time if shit gets fucky again. just need to tell everyone the place. and give the password to comfy or whoever wants it. theyll never find us >>8759815 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:25:57 2018 No.8759935 >>8759919 sup bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:26:13 2018 No.8759939 >>8759832 news

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 09:28:19 2018 No.8759966
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>>8759935
we need to get a chart which shows how superior VIX is to the market, newfags are gonna get left behind. i probably will today after i close out some of my options

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:33:15 2018 No.8760041 >>8759781 MLP if you want a real estate play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:36:03 2018 No.8760083 >>8760041 >investing in My Little Poney gtfo soyboy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:37:35 2018 No.8760099 not bad marketchan, not bad at all just replaced all BABA with AABA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:37:55 2018 No.8760103 File: 151 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180405-083408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >green dildo on open Yes my boys, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:39:46 2018 No.8760126 >>8759898 dont be fucking stupid do you hate money? buy amazon buy twitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:42:42 2018 No.8760165 >>8760083 He wanted a meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:43:16 2018 No.8760171 File: 98 KB, 500x339, 8084e522bbdb0a1c8300703a3f10c715.md.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MU getting destroyed today

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:43:40 2018 No.8760174 >>8760126 Amazon is too expensive I can't afford more than a couple of shares

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:46:10 2018 No.8760197 >>8760165 yeah true you did good anon

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 09:46:27 2018 No.8760203 15.50 calls on SLV look like an obvious win. still like $10/contract right now why is silver running right now anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:47:39 2018 No.8760213 tesla nearing 300 again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:47:41 2018 No.8760214 Not a bad start so far. Still a long way to go to make up for the week of losses

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:49:22 2018 No.8760230 >>8760203 Doesn't silver have something to do with the relative ratio with gold price ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:52:32 2018 No.8760270 File: 30 KB, 600x399, 14083683655610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is RUN the comfiest trade ever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:55:21 2018 No.8760296 >>8760203 I'll throw a few bucks at it, why not. I need options practice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:55:32 2018 No.8760302 File: 134 KB, 1388x666, gld_slv_1y.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8760203 >>8760230 Look at that correlation over 1 year SLV may be the poor man's GLD (especially for option plays)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:57:15 2018 No.8760322 I bought SPXL at open.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:57:37 2018 No.8760330 >endless posting about a trip fag cool guy Internet club Fuck off already will you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:57:58 2018 No.8760333 What the fuck is going on with LFIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:58:01 2018 No.8760334 File: 106 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180405-065650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUNRUN SUNRUN SUNRUN

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 09:58:07 2018 No.8760336

>>8760230
in calmer times yeah, normally. but this could be cause of anything. its less heavily manipulated and has been the lolberg precious metal of choice for years. wouldnt surprise me if its just a lot more people buying silver because of how cheap it is, and how it moves like gold. also i know russia has been stacking it like crazy.

>>8760302
thats how ive been trading it. just flipping these 15.50 calls and puts etc. its like a clock

>>8760296
dont forget to give yourself time. no fun to trade options that expire tomorrow. theta will eat your gains

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:58:20 2018 No.8760340 File: 107 KB, 1024x595, 1521555273145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8760174 More shares doesn't equal more money anon. That is not how this works

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:59:07 2018 No.8760352 >>8760203 Why did slv moon , big time volume

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:59:08 2018 No.8760353
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Nice start, even Spotify recovered a bit.

So glad I bought Inditex at the right time.

For how long do you thing Cameco will keep going up? It’s been doing great this week.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:00:23 2018 No.8760368 >>8760352 kek i dont ask why i just buy calls but yeah, its fuckign ridiculous when SLV shows up on my screeners for volume on my ETFs. that NEVER happens

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:01:40 2018 No.8760387 NVCN to the moon!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:02:06 2018 No.8760393 >>8760322 How much did you put in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:03:06 2018 No.8760406 File: 153 KB, 1386x720, gld_slv_5d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8760336 >>8760368 Yeah, the correlation is weird on the 5 day chart

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:04:13 2018 No.8760419 File: 68 KB, 606x617, 1516079524974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/OddStats/status/981887144233844738

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:05:50 2018 No.8760443 >>8760406 whoah. hadnt looked at them like that. silver has been getting bigger runs than gold and then someone is bringing it back down in check. accumulation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:06:12 2018 No.8760449 >>8760393 40 something hundred.

>>	Uatu !Z.DOdRgnYc Thu Apr 5 10:08:36 2018 No.8760478 Told you all to buy into Amrs at 7 yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:08:53 2018 No.8760485 Is silver worth more than gold right now? I see it advertised on TV.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:10:16 2018 No.8760500 >>8760322 Me and you will make it anon >t. 200 spxl at 41.20

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:10:19 2018 No.8760502 >>8760478 I did, wish I bought more. In with 645 shares @ 6.82.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:12:51 2018 No.8760534

>>8760485
no silver is worth next to nothing, hence why it is the lolberg metal of choice. but comparing it with gold recently has shown that its been more volatile. also its ETF is cheaper so its more rewarding and cheaper to play options on it than gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:13:36 2018 No.8760547 >>8760500 I lost 100 dollars already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:14:03 2018 No.8760549 What do I spend 300 dollars on /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:15:28 2018 No.8760561 MU or Twtr what's the better buy right now for the long term

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:16:07 2018 No.8760566

>>8760443
I am wondering about the newly created oil futures labeled in CNY, which is the chink version of the petrodollar (so petroyuan).

The chinese government is liberalizing the market so as to give these petroyuans somewhere to go.

But for anyone we has looked into the chinese markets, it is pure shit written in chink moonspeak covering up accounting malpractices. Nobody would want to risk his money in this shit (yet)
I reade somewhere that before the petroyuan creation, the chinese created a new gold futures contract labeled in CNY traded in HK. That gave the petroyuans a sure and reliable destination.

I wonder if they (or their greatest allies) are doing the same with silver.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:17:09 2018 No.8760579 Considering all inning 1550 slv calls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:17:21 2018 No.8760583 >>8760561 MU

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:17:51 2018 No.8760589 >>8760579 expiration ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:19:16 2018 No.8760602 >>8760566 >>8760443 I mean, in order to create the gold futures labeled in CNY, China has been accumulating gold (various articles in Zero Hedge said that). I am wondering if they are doing the same with silver.

Canadian weed update Thu Apr 5 10:20:30 2018 No.8760618
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Green across the board. Usual spastic price movement at open and settling in to a rising trend for now. Should stay green all day so long as overall markets behave themselves.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:21:19 2018 No.8760627

check out USO right now too. looks ready for a run. nice little bullflag, and a HUGE buy just a little while ago

>>8760566
ive heard a lot of rumors that russia is stacking silver (trying to be low key about it too). would make sense that russia would focus on the cheaper metal thats less controlled. vlad aint a dummy. ill look for some sauce on that, it was a month ago when i heard it

>>8760579
they look good dont they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:22:31 2018 No.8760647 >>8760589 April 13th.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:23:02 2018 No.8760655 I love sunrun!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:23:15 2018 No.8760657 File: 149 KB, 500x522, abigailplayers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I immediately thought of /smg/ when I read the title. https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-05/confused-just-buy-fking-all-time-high

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:24:02 2018 No.8760670 >>8760647 >all in >buys 3 kek im just messing with ya bud i only got a couple too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:24:12 2018 No.8760673 >>8760549 Looks like a good day for SPXL or UPRO.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:25:20 2018 No.8760695 >>8756187 we warn you about that really high p/e ratio and it was even higher before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:25:31 2018 No.8760699 >>8760618 Nice to hear Damn, picking up these AMRS calls are paying off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:26:04 2018 No.8760707 >>8758567 Yeah, similar weather here. I looked outside and saw the story, promptly called in sick to work. Zero motivation to deal with winter conditions in April.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:26:58 2018 No.8760718 File: 17 KB, 882x758, crying_feel_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8760699 >mfw my fucking 3rd world broker doesn't offer AMRS options >mfw they have a limited offer of options

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 10:27:32 2018 No.8760725 File: 73 KB, 400x600, Sing+Sound+Concert+Benefit+Clarke+Schools+v2d-TsvjNNgl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:28:01 2018 No.8760731 >>8760707 Normally I don't mind but I got plans for when the snow melts so I'm anxious >>8760718 God that's terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:28:49 2018 No.8760741 >>8760670 USO looks good, huge buy volume on the 4th, could be the start of a reversal, might get some

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:29:05 2018 No.8760746 >>8760725 V O N N I E O N N I E

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:29:20 2018 No.8760749 >>8760547 You only lost if you sell, I was down 3k now I’m up, you really think the stock market isn’t going to ever go back to ATH? Lmao it’s free money just depends how long it takes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:30:27 2018 No.8760766 How do options work?

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:30:58 2018 No.8760772

>>8760718
that sucks. i wouldve never even traded AMRS if i couldnt sell calls against it. the shit was so flat and down for months, i wouldve never made it

>>8760741
yeah im either gonna get some UWT or some options on USO or both. honestly wish i could trade options on the leveraged one, that would make for some very profitable trades on oil swings

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:32:01 2018 No.8760783 >>8760741 im still bearish on a lot of equities so im just focusing on watching commodities and real estate right now. if you see anything lemme know

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:32:16 2018 No.8760787 >>8760749 I always get nervous when people are so confident in the market that they are smug about it, and I've seen a lot of that today. Still going to hold a chunk of TVIX.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:32:32 2018 No.8760788 What do you guys like better as a long term hold, MU or SBUX?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:32:54 2018 No.8760796 >tfw SVXY, AMRS, and KTOS are covering my horrible MU losses. Thank you for your cervix

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:33:52 2018 No.8760805 >>8760787 I like to swing trade tvix, you can make some nice like 10 to 15 percent profits daily. Unless you fuck up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:34:28 2018 No.8760814 >>8760766 buy puts if you think it'll go down, buy calls if you think it'll go up you lose money as time passes (theta decay)

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:35:16 2018 No.8760824 >>8760805 i fucking always fuckup. decided to not touch it for a while so i dont have to look at my depressing wash sale on it. tried trading covered calls on UVXY though and that was much safer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:37:07 2018 No.8760847 File: 719 KB, 470x258, 1522838864941.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8760749 If you only lose if you sell, why does anybody ever sell? Sounds like something a woman CFO would say. I'm going with SPXS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:38:49 2018 No.8760873 >>8760814 Is there a way to gain money as time passes from the decay thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:41:08 2018 No.8760904 >>8760847 For profit obviously

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:45:04 2018 No.8760956 Interested in uso calls, the contracts are pretty cheap, interested to watch the volume if it comes back a little today. Red candles scaring me off a little bit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:45:24 2018 No.8760960 >>8760847 >>8760904 This and cuz they invest in single stocks that plummet and they get emotional are you dumb?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:46:33 2018 No.8760973 File: 53 KB, 590x350, stock-market-crash-trump-806159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please let the orange goblin be quiet for just one single trading day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:47:08 2018 No.8760982 >>8760772 yep My AMRS position is the biggest one so far (20% of my portfolio) This is a bold investment decision but I believe in its narrative.

The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 10:48:07 2018 No.8760991

>>8760824
If market open strong, buy at open or 30-45 minutes after. Sell 60-90 minutes later. If market is looking to downtrend, buy the bounce. Sell at at lunchtime. Buy the after lunch bounce. Sell 30-45 minutes before close, market usually has a good amount of buys in the last 5 minutes.

That is how you TVIX. Charts will support what I have said.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 10:48:37 2018 No.8760999 File: 29 KB, 602x1024, 1522844305157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8760973 VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVR VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRV

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:49:38 2018 No.8761012 >>8760999 Today definitely feels like bog bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:49:51 2018 No.8761018 >>8760873 If you sell Calls/Puts or some option spreads you can make money off the premium through theta decay.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 10:49:52 2018 No.8761017 File: 390 KB, 2762x1349, ChadShortVitginLong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Load up on TQQQ bois

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:50:53 2018 No.8761035

>>8760873
short options contracts. or you can negate theta by holding a short and a long contract with the same expiry

>>8760991
yeah, since my beginning days trading vol ive learned: less is more

>>8760982
had about 30% there and trimmed it down to about the same as you the first time we hit 7. in for another couple hundred share swing up to 7.50 again. i am anticipating a drop after this at some point though.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 10:50:56 2018 No.8761036 File: 536 KB, 3026x1122, 1503774168570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I meant SQQQ, Not TQQQ SQQQ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:51:11 2018 No.8761042 >>8761018 Tell me everything you know about some option spreads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:51:14 2018 No.8761043 >In early April 2018, AUIC will be issuing it’s own crypto currency to act as stocks in the company. There will be a maximum supply of 10 million coins >it's own >it's the absolute state

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:52:21 2018 No.8761060 >>8761043 Coinfags will gobble it up, makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:53:01 2018 No.8761071 >>8761036 i wish there was one for the meme coin miner and the stockmarket investor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:53:50 2018 No.8761078 >>8761043 What do you expect from an autistic hedge fund?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:54:02 2018 No.8761083 >>8761035 Yeah taking some profits I am not a trader so I probably won't do that many manipulations But I think selling some of my position would be a sensible idea Thanks man

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 10:56:55 2018 No.8761111

>>8761083
or write some calls when you think itll fall. buy em back after it does. my core postition is staying put till MID TEENS(tm). and i dont want short terms taxes on this one.

i just also have a swing position in it too for a couple hundred shares. knew we would eventually fill the gap up to mid 7s

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:58:59 2018 No.8761136 Comfy I just sent a message requesting access to the sub redd*t I realized I’m retarded and read the website as saying the password was in /smg/ instead of the password is /smg/ plz let me in

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:59:32 2018 No.8761144

>>8761111
I can't have calls on AMRS

The moment I learned about selling covered calls, I became quite worried about my positons without that possibility.

Also, you told me yesterday about SRC
My fucking broker doesn't offer option on it (I am looking into OHI instead)

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 11:00:13 2018 No.8761151 I see a Solid Candle on the 30 min SPY I hope it works out and we get a correction. It would be unnatural for it to have a 4% Run and not correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:03:02 2018 No.8761179 File: 28 KB, 429x399, 1404192778244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761136 >having a raddit account in the first place >>8761078 >What do you expect from an autistic hedge fund? its literally one person scamming people in these threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:03:42 2018 No.8761191 >>8761179 Comfy isn't a scammer he's a good dude.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 11:03:48 2018 No.8761193

>>8761144
right my bad. forgot you said no options chain

that sucks man. you in like south america or europe or something? you dont have to answer if ya dont want. im just curious how it will be to eventually expat with my modest gains to some south american cunt and live like a king. but if i cant trade options that would suck. do you have to be a US citizen to use US brokers? never really had the problem come up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:05:28 2018 No.8761219 >>8761179 In fact, some anons here sent money on their own will Relax man, this is just money, nothing important after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:05:41 2018 No.8761222 >>8760973 Please kill yourself

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 11:07:25 2018 No.8761242 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:07:34 2018 No.8761245 >>8761193 Nah, europenistani (broker is Saxo Bank)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:08:15 2018 No.8761254 >>8761191 Comfy Ponzerelli isn't a scammer or a cancer in these threads?

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 11:08:57 2018 No.8761263

>>8761179
comfy is a fucking mormon. id give the dude my life savings and know that he wouldnt touch it. mormons DONT steal. they might be a lil odd, but they are hands down some of the more decent people youll ever meet.

either way, forget rebbit. i got us a backup board and am setting it up right now as we speak. just gotta give the address to some of the regulars and pass over the keys to someone who has been here longer. we got webm capability, youtube/hooktube embed shit, as well as the ability to post pdfs. at the very least it would be a good place to post some useful vids, books etc that we can share and leave there as a resource for other anons. but itll also be useful as a bunker in case we get raided again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:09:04 2018 No.8761266 >>8761222 trips confirm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:09:23 2018 No.8761272 Did they just initiate The Pump?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 11:11:51 2018 No.8761310 >>8761263 webms/mp4s with sound and larger filesize limit i might add

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:12:20 2018 No.8761324 Where do I get Comfy autism coins?

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 11:12:33 2018 No.8761327 >>8761272 No I just got Boged. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:19:30 2018 No.8761419 File: 52 KB, 915x183, comfy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761191 From what ive seen hes just a scammer who is asking /smg/ to pick out his stocks, asking for free gibs through cryptocoins, and is using the gains for his personal stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:21:47 2018 No.8761459 >>8761179 >implying I didn’t make a reddit account for the sole purpose of joining AUIC baka

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:22:08 2018 No.8761463 >MLP red >no fucking volume Not even worth it as a meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:22:23 2018 No.8761467 >>8761419 Did he use money from the fund to pay off his car, or just his RH account?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:22:38 2018 No.8761474 >>8760213 Not sure if I should jump on now for some quick bux or hold off. This is such a meme stock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:25:54 2018 No.8761523 >>8761179 Nah, Comfy is cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:26:12 2018 No.8761528 >>8761419 If he's actually setting up a subreddit with the intent of taking money from people and investing it, someone should report him to the SEC for the lulz

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:27:46 2018 No.8761547 >>8761467 there is no hedgefund. you're just feeding into someone's private stock portfolio Your gains for these investments will be memecoins that have no value

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:27:49 2018 No.8761550 File: 131 KB, 750x1334, 07564FC7-6F18-4B6A-854F-789B5873585A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m worried bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:28:00 2018 No.8761553 >>8761467 It's like fake news, what ever comfy wants to promote! Anybody investing in something called Autism INC deserves to get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:29:14 2018 No.8761565 >>8761528 I've got nothing better to do. Might as well send some BTC and let that block chain track everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:29:52 2018 No.8761570 >>8761467 He did the fund with his own money for a week but something came up so he stopped and took his money out then started again a week later

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:31:25 2018 No.8761585 >>8761547 Kek I didn't buy into the fund, I was just asking. I fucking despise crypto. >>8761570 That's what I figured

>>	The Accountant Thu Apr 5 11:31:59 2018 No.8761588 What should i buy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:32:49 2018 No.8761605 >>8761550 Get TVIX cheap at end of day.

>>	The Accountant Thu Apr 5 11:34:54 2018 No.8761636 I'll venmo you 10% of my earnings if i get any on it

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 11:36:47 2018 No.8761649 >>8761636 15.50 4/13 calls on SLV. looks like im not the only one anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:39:50 2018 No.8761682 File: 231 KB, 1024x973, 369F2E8F-9D45-472F-9B18-1613D0FAF067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >3 5/18 $65 calls on MU Woke up to red even though literally everything else is green. Pull through Papa Sanjay.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 11:41:27 2018 No.8761698 File: 13 KB, 236x214, caw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Day I decide to to short, it goes for a bull run.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:42:29 2018 No.8761704 File: 313 KB, 800x800, 1522879392250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LMAO >TSLA the fucking RANGE on this beast god damn kicking myself for not hopping in at 250 the other day

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:42:50 2018 No.8761708 File: 6 KB, 231x250, 1506131200305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761682 Micron is single-handedly cancelling out all of my gains today. Day change is currently at -0.03%

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:43:27 2018 No.8761718 >>8761649 Picked up a $16.50 4/20 for $3, why the hell not right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:43:32 2018 No.8761720 >>8761708 We know it’s a good company and literally undervalued. StockTwits tells me one columnist did this today.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 11:44:41 2018 No.8761735 >>8761704 Elon gave every one the buy signal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:45:06 2018 No.8761742 BASED goldman sachs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:46:28 2018 No.8761755 >>8761720 I would ask my 7 year old nephew for stock advice before I listened to anything anybody on stocktwits has to say. It is literally a safe space for everyone to reassure themselves that their stock picks are bullish.

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Thu Apr 5 11:47:19 2018 No.8761765 >>8761720 lol stocktwits

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 11:48:18 2018 No.8761773

>>8761698
things were looking good yesterday though. especially into close. why did you go short?

>>8761718
slivers been trapped well under that price for a while now. unfortunately i dont think it has a prayers chance in hell of getting up there, but its been bouncing back and forth between 15 and 16ish for a while now. figure if i buy the call with a 40 delta at like 10 bucks a contract, i can flip it for maybe about 50 bucks a contract later. this works on puts too

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 11:50:06 2018 No.8761795

>>8761755
If you disagree with them they call you names then safe space button. That way they can have an echo chamber of ego stroking even though they're in a shit trade.

I almost was banned from stocktwits for telling DRYS bulls that they'll lose less money getting a girlfriend and that she would only bleed once a month... they gave me a warning and i don't consider that foul talk at all?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:51:08 2018 No.8761807 >>8761773 For $3 I figured it would be a virtually no real loss if things go south, maybe flip the contract for a few bucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:52:39 2018 No.8761819 >>8761795 Yeah I mostly just go on there and shit post to put doubt in people's minds. Such a fragile bunch they are.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 11:52:50 2018 No.8761821 >>8761773 >why did you go short? I figured every one who bought would sell off today instead of Friday. And Friday would open redder.

The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 11:55:28 2018 No.8761858

>>8761821
why would the market keep dropping after repeatedly testing 200MA & double bottoming? Plus the economy being very strong, with consumer spending & employment very high? If you are worried about war buy defense stocks like KTOS.

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 11:56:04 2018 No.8761866

>>8761819
>Such a fragile bunch they are.
yeah they are, i sometimes go on there just to fuck with people too

/smg/ should find one person on stocktwits and then do the complete opposite of them on every trade and post about it and just follow that person around, when they are bullish we all post bearish when they are bearish we all post bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 11:57:03 2018 No.8761877 >>8761858 You are doubting your inner bear again

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 11:59:09 2018 No.8761899 >>8761866 It needs to be someone who has weak hands, the classic /smg/ buy high sell low >>8761877 I bought at what I perceive to be the bottom. I'm flying high with AAPL, SVXY, KTOS, & SPY calls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:01:13 2018 No.8761927 >>8761821 We are testing a double top from the 27th. If it breaks here we may see a run up, but there is low volume so it is crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:01:16 2018 No.8761928 hope ya'll bought AMZN on leverage yesterday, it bounced off the top of the ichi cloud I got in on 15x lev: Profit/Loss % +100.21% its too easy

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 12:01:20 2018 No.8761929

>>8761807
yeah the problem is you just gave yourself an approximately 8% chance to win like 6 bucks. that might be worse than scratchers. the delta for your option is 8, whereas the option i bought has a delta of 40 (giving me approximately 40% chance of being ITM). with a delta of 40, i can expect about a 30 cent move in my options contract (which i bought for $10) from about a 80 cent move in the underlying, and then i can flip em for about .40 to .45 cents. this gives me a couple hundred percent return with the chances of me breaking even at around 40%. a much better bet, regardless of the size of my position.

make sure you use your greeks to place the odds in your favor or youre basically just playing scratchers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:01:49 2018 No.8761935 File: 785 KB, 300x203, 1511974382245.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761899 >It needs to be someone who has weak hands, the classic /smg/ buy high sell low So basically any mid 20's Instagram selfie thot on stocktwits will do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:02:25 2018 No.8761942 File: 165 KB, 750x1334, 79FE8835-685A-4B54-903B-EC09667A50D6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post your strongest hodl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:03:37 2018 No.8761958 >>8761927 We still have a ton of people who are stuck since the 21st where we gaped down and still haven't recovered. >t. Short SPY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:03:58 2018 No.8761965 >>8761929 That's more or less how I treated it, as a scratch off ticket. Sometimes I like to do that when people suggest things on here. If I was doing anything serious I would make sure to do my DD.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 12:05:41 2018 No.8761986 >>8761927 That's what I'm seeing. I'm really suspicious of any bounce at this point. I feel the Commercial Investors are leaving in droves and buying gold.

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Thu Apr 5 12:06:41 2018 No.8761998 hope you all kept LFIN on your watchlist its mooning today

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:07:37 2018 No.8762010 File: 2.69 MB, 307x292, 1520282909114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761935 >So basically any mid 20's Instagram selfie thot on stocktwits will do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:07:47 2018 No.8762012 File: 114 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180405-120646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761942 This bull run is completely manufactured, I'm buying more before close hopefully at below 9.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 12:07:48 2018 No.8762013

>>8761965
just saying you couldve done that and just given yourself better odds by glancing at the greeks. i definitely use em as binary plays a lot of the time, but its better to not just take bets that i will lose for sure. that frustrates me, and then i have to look at it for a week with options

>>8761998
arent they the iced tea blokchain monstrosity

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:08:51 2018 No.8762022 >>8762013 You are very knowledgeable on options, I will take that advice.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 12:09:02 2018 No.8762025 >>8762010 >>8761935 The search begins Post prospects

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:09:10 2018 No.8762029 File: 104 KB, 645x803, lisa-su-amd-ceo-645x803[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apologize right fucking now. Lisa Su is literally freeing the bonds of wage slavery around the world.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 12:09:46 2018 No.8762041 >>8762022 im not, but i like to give back some tips ive picked up from here. options will nuke your account if you dont know what youre doing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:10:25 2018 No.8762048 >>8762025 What's the most r*ddit supported stock out there? That's where I will start looking.

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Thu Apr 5 12:11:12 2018 No.8762062 >>8762013 yeh i have no idea why its running the CEO was literally a train-wreck on CNBC last night goes to show you what a shit show penny stocks can be lol

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 12:11:37 2018 No.8762067 >>8762048 TSLA & AAPL probably, AMD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:11:56 2018 No.8762070 >>8762029 Any company that trusts a woman's judgement isn't worth anybodies time. Unless you're a liberal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:12:03 2018 No.8762072 >>8762012 This shit is very fishy

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:12:13 2018 No.8762074 >>8762025 im thinking someone with a profile pic like this but always has a bunch of stock picks https://stocktwits.com/robtrades96

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:12:35 2018 No.8762078 >>8762067 Reddit hates AMD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:12:57 2018 No.8762085 >>8762062 That’s actually hilarious.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 12:14:00 2018 No.8762098 >>8762062 sounds like RIOT that one ended in a massive SEC fraud case too... just be careful. shit like that will get halted and then youll come back down like 60%

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:14:04 2018 No.8762099 File: 17 KB, 310x310, 1cecc4c9304db66084b1db41ead63ff0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762062 >goes to show you what a shit show penny stocks can be lol tell me about it, AMD has been trading in double digits for a year

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:15:07 2018 No.8762112
File: 2.55 MB, 3840x2160, DSC_0195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I got moved last minute so I got an emergency meal and I'm doing alright, up 1% and I got some calls lined up I'm confident in.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 12:15:53 2018 No.8762121 >>8762074 Agree, I think we need to get someone who isn't an eternal bull/bear as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:16:21 2018 No.8762127 >>8762070 this even professionals advice not to invest on companies lead by women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:17:30 2018 No.8762144 >>8762112 Secret1

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:18:10 2018 No.8762156 >>8762112 that tuna looks like its gunna be bomb, im about to eat some left over chinese food

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:18:16 2018 No.8762157 >>8762144 Shhhh, it's a secret

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:18:21 2018 No.8762160 File: 11 KB, 468x60, biz.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761570 >He did the fund with his own money for a week The /smg/ hedge fund went bankrupt in under a week because the manager ran off with the money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:18:27 2018 No.8762163 >>8762074 What the absolute fuck. I wanna kill myself just from seeing that dude's first couple of status updates

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:18:37 2018 No.8762165 >tfw spxl

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 12:19:17 2018 No.8762180 File: 69 KB, 960x734, Kitchen 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762112 Nothing >tfw No ebony gf to cook me soul food Still -10% on my 30x short

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:19:24 2018 No.8762183 >>8762156 Yea it's quite nice, I keep a couple at work with crispbread for emergencies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:19:50 2018 No.8762193 File: 3.61 MB, 3120x4160, IMG_20180405_121824173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762112 I'm too lazy to make anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:20:00 2018 No.8762196 >>8762112 I bought TSLA. Whenever the muskrat cheers people up it moons. Gonna ride the tiger.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 12:20:11 2018 No.8762199 >>8762074 >>8762163 I think I found a full reddit-tier https://stocktwits.com/Stuckonearth

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 12:21:40 2018 No.8762215 >>8762193 Mnt Dew Berry Blast is the Best. DEW NATION A T I N

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:21:51 2018 No.8762219 File: 46 KB, 320x283, 1522560923288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762199 oh dear god yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:22:21 2018 No.8762226 >>8762112 I'm not eating until I go out with my friend later. Some tex-mex soul food or cafeteria food.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:22:51 2018 No.8762232 >>8762127 not kevin O'leary he boast about investing in women led companies all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DReI622oYL0

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:22:53 2018 No.8762233 >>8762215 Code red has a nostalgia to it, reminds me of when I was younger and didn't have responsibilities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:23:24 2018 No.8762242 >>8762199 H-help. When I opened that webpage, soy started pouring out of my screen. Also when is MU going up again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:23:39 2018 No.8762246 >>8762193 Traders gotta eat too man, also I have that exact same keyboard as a backup from an old windows Vista machine lol

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:24:35 2018 No.8762262 File: 64 KB, 749x1069, 1513991868716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762199 >Stuckonearth yes.. stuck on earth he will be

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:25:03 2018 No.8762269 >>8762199 >Stuckonearth Literally the opposite of "to the moon"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:25:19 2018 No.8762272 >>8762193 >>8762246 Makes me want an IMB Model M. I like my Cherry MX Blue keyboard but people just want new things, y'know?

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 12:25:40 2018 No.8762277 >>8762233 >didn't have responsibilities. I miss those days, I was scamming gringos with fake yugioh cards, counterfeit beyblades, and reselling candy do to door.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:25:52 2018 No.8762278 >>8762199 >I’m a writer, a poet, a genius you know it I immediately want to punch this guy in the face. >>8762246 This keyboard has been with me for many years, I don't know why I just don't get a new better one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:27:17 2018 No.8762297 File: 7 KB, 544x22, MU2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8761942 Buy High Sell Low the /smg/ way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:27:36 2018 No.8762303 >>8762199 It might be my imagination, but that dude is heavily invested emotionally into his portfolio and it shows

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 12:27:53 2018 No.8762305 >>8762278 >>8762269 >>8762262 >>8762242 >>8762219 It is confirmed, he is the target. Begin the shitposts. he seems to be heavy into SSC, a total shitshow of crypto & AI buzz. https://stocktwits.com/Stuckonearth

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:28:10 2018 No.8762308 Is buying stock from Amazon a good idea or did I miss my chance?

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 12:28:13 2018 No.8762309 Who in the fuck is Pumping LFIN? Jesus fuck.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:29:33 2018 No.8762327 >>8762309 idk.. but i bought some

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 12:29:40 2018 No.8762331 >>8762013 No that was LBCC Still -80% from it's high kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:30:29 2018 No.8762340 >>8762305 I am following him now and will keep an eye on his posts

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:30:54 2018 No.8762346 File: 2.89 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762305 My avi is Obama looking at Jenkem...

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu Apr 5 12:31:45 2018 No.8762355 >>8762327 I'm gonna Short as soon as my Borker has shares for the Dump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:32:34 2018 No.8762369 File: 41 KB, 680x793, 1467965534892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762327 Same

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu Apr 5 12:32:58 2018 No.8762372 >>8762346 kek >>8762340 >>8762305 He is heavy into IBM as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:34:41 2018 No.8762394 >>8762386 >>8762386 >>8762386 >>8762386 >>8762386 Baked some new bread. GET IN

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu Apr 5 12:35:03 2018 No.8762397 >>8762340 im following him too, he's probably thinking he's the shit right now

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Thu Apr 5 12:36:13 2018 No.8762417 >>8762112 based lunch poster

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu Apr 5 12:38:27 2018 No.8762446 >>8762199 i can enjoy this dubs confirm it too jason is not only going to be stuck on earth, he will be stuck in the hell that we create for him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:40:32 2018 No.8762490 >>8762446 >https://stocktwits.com/Stuckonearth Following as well.

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Thu Apr 5 12:45:05 2018 No.8762549 >>8762327 >buying at the top i hope you didn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:45:38 2018 No.8762555 >>8762232 he would be crucified if he said the truth in a feminist country. if you want to hear the truth then look at what professionals have to say in a non-feminist country like China. Feminist don't care about facts they care about their FEELINGS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:48:30 2018 No.8762594 BUY MU NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 12:51:47 2018 No.8762639 File: 107 KB, 1027x1200, DaB5n7xV4AAA8tA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762594 no

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