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I decided to stop being a neet. I got a warehouse interview tomorrow and I'm pretty nervous. Is khakis and a button down good enough to wear? Do they really ask: "why do you think you would be a good fit here?". How does one even answer that?

>> No.8629269

>>8629262
>How does one even answer that?
Tell them that you like warehouses

>> No.8629285

"I'm looking to keep busy and help the company grow" warehouse jobs are ezpeez to get the turnover is less than 2 years likely in 1 year there will be completely new faces.

>> No.8629305

>>8629262
You say

"listen man, I just need this job. I don't care about any of that. I was almost a millionaire. Lowering myself to this level is embarrassing enough and I'd rather not lose more dignity by answering your question."

>> No.8629415

>>8629262
>Do they really ask: "why do you think you would be a good fit here?"
Only if they've already decided not to hire you.

>> No.8629426

Wtf you didn't rent a tux?

>> No.8629441

>>8629285
I figured they're used to answers like that. It is profit pooling. I don't even know what that is, though? Anyone had a job like that?

>> No.8629481

Bro getting a warehouse job should be pretty easy. Don't worry too much about apparel, just look clean and maybe even wear work boots. Make sure you have clean piss and try to look like you can lift a hundred pounds. Make it clear that you will show up to work every day on time and you really need work. These places hire fucking criminals and dropouts and if you're neither of those you'll probably already have a leg up.

>> No.8629508

>>8629441
They have heard answers like that, but that is what they want to hear.

They don't believe anyone that says, "I jerk my 12in dick to warehouses every night, specifically yours. I am ready to dedicate my life to this noble cause"

>> No.8629642

>>8629481
>Make sure you have clean piss and try to look like you can lift a hundred pounds
Yeah button down helps with that illusion. I got clean piss. I just don't want to over dress. They do seem like they really need someone. They called me less then 30 mins of giving them my resume. My resume is mini gold work and painting lol

>> No.8629675

>>8629642
Button down, jeans, boots. I got hired right out of high school with only experience being sign holding.

>> No.8629682

>>8629262
"i would be an amazing fit because i'm a psychopath, I will gain the trust of all my coworkers, learn their dark secrets, and then turn them into my puppets. I will turn this place into lord of the flies. Once we have the execs tied up in the basement, i will rule like a god, and you will be my right hand. together we shall feast"

>> No.8629695

>>8629262
blue jeans and shitty polo type shirt

>> No.8629704

>>8629642
And it's true what the other anon said, turnover is usually high.

>> No.8629794

>>8629262
Just say you think you'd be an excellent addition to the team and then:
>I am hardworking, motivated and anxious to start working. I can easily adapt to new circumstances.

There you go

>> No.8629837

I've only had warehouse jobs past 18 tell them you work hard, show up everyday and need the money unless youre the manager or a higher up in which case be more formal try to avoid phony answers

>> No.8629847

>>8629426
No one else is gonna appreciate this comment?

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8629854

>>8629262
>How does one even answer that?

Sometimes I wonder how you retards survive life. Thank your nanny government for keeping you alive. It's a peasant job, so say you are a "hard worker". They don't care if you are retarded, they just want you to show up on time and not quit when it gets hard

>> No.8629881

>>8629262
you will probably be given some kind of test to check if you are not literally retarded and you're hired. no one works at warehouses for a long time to they have to hire anyone who shows up. They might even ask you "can you start today?"