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>> No.8624352

eth will never be above 400 again.
>pink_wojak_vitalik_face.jpg

>> No.8624356

>>8624352
this is unironically hilarious

>> No.8624360

Holy shit. It's like November all over again

>> No.8624367
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>>8624329
AHAHAHAHAH this is glorious! 9000 ETH buy wall at $400 got eaten up in about 5 minutes. sitting here watching the price dwindle down is beautiful, artwork in motion.

if you're not all in on eth at 375 or below, you will commit seppuku in 2019.

>> No.8624369

>>8624329
bbbut it shouldnt go below 423, is it kill now?

>> No.8624390

>>8624352
It will and delusional hodlers will convince themselves it's going back up

>> No.8624391

>399
BUT CAN IT DO THIS!?

>> No.8624399
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8624399

Alright hands up
Who unironically
>Bought at 1400 and held

>> No.8624420

>>8624329
sooooooo, vitalik was right about eth price after all
why are you surprised? he is THE ETH expert

brainlets btfo

>> No.8624426

>>8624399
nice dubs anon

>> No.8624433 [DELETED] 
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8624433

May as well spend it on an All For 1 ticket while it's low

What's All For 1 you ask..? 100 players enter by paying the ticket fee (currently 0.005 eth) and entering in a random number (doesn't matter what number, just has to be a number), after 100 players have entered one player is chosen at random to receive 99% of the pot (currently 0.495 ETH).

Each address can only enter it once, the winner won't be chosen until all 100 players have entered, once 100 have entered the winner is chosen and paid out automatically, resetting the game afterwards.

It's my first DApp, just give the shit a try, it's only 0.005 ETH with a 1 in 100 chance to win 99x that, guarantee a better return potential than a large majority of your profile.

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>>8624399

>> No.8624456

>>8624433
Nicer double double anon

>> No.8624458

>>8624399
kek
>399

>> No.8624462

>>8624433
checked.
did you do it yourself?

>> No.8624474

ETH is truly fucked too - look at the volume. Nobody is buying. Volume for this dip should be 10x what it was for the big Feb dip, but its not. The whales truly have fucked themselves. They can't even sell the rest of their shit because nobody fucking wants it anymore. The only volume on ETH is people selling.

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>>8624433
>literally a 1% chance of success
>thinking we trust your horrendously programmed DApp to randomly select a winner and not just funnel the funds to various wallets of yours

YOU LIL NIGGA, MY CHECK BIGGER, CAN'T FLEX NIGGA, CAN'T BET WITCHA!

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>>8624433
red on dark is hard on the eyes. try a lighter background for the box.

>> No.8624585

>>8624474
network got slowed down by fukking CRYPTO KITTIES. pure varporware hype coin and im serious

>> No.8624595

I can't help but notice how few people seem to even care. ETH is dropping like a stone and it's barely earned a pink wojak.

It's hilarious. Sounds like we're collectively done with it. Abandon hope....

>> No.8624674

>>8624595
lots of us are already dead on the inside after losing $20k USD on this shit.

>> No.8624696
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>>8624399
I bought 3 ETH at an average buy price of 950 JUST

>> No.8624698

>>8624399
bought the dip at 1150

>> No.8624770

>>8624455
Well hey man... fuck it. Just hold. Worst case you lose what little is left. Best case it goes back up.

>> No.8624783

>>8624329
Back to June levels

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>>8624329
I'm selling both my kidneys if ethereum goes under $300. It's already so fucking undervalued I can't believe it.

>> No.8624791

>>8624399
Bought at 760 at the beginning of the month. JUST

>> No.8624928

>>8624433
link?

>> No.8624968
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>>8624329
Why are you guys not shorting? Easily the comfiest trade I've done in my life.

>> No.8625566

>>8624968
how dafuq do you short? what site do you use?

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>>8624329
ITS FUCKING 300 DOLLARS AGAIN. WHAT
THE
FUCK
IT WONT EVER STAY OVER 400 FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME JESUS CHRIST

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>>8625593
Literally the exact second you posted it the price was $404, and is still above $400... don't tell me you're looking at coinmarketcap or coinbase laggy numbers like my grandma does

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>>8624399

>> No.8625659

>>8624390
You said two contradictory statements.

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>>8624968
wha's a short anon

>> No.8625837

I have 17500 TRX. I was holding until 31st March when testnet launches and they do a coinburn, in the hope it moons.

Is it worthwhile trading all of it after the pump to ETH? I can get over 2 ETH currently which seems worth more than holding TRX long term

>> No.8625886

>>8624595
nobody cares anymore desu we are here for the memes and shitposting

>> No.8625893

And some people laughed when we said EOS is the next ETH.

>> No.8625990

>>8624399
Cashed out everything soon after what we thought is a dip.
Dumped 30% of profits into ETH at 1200
IDGAF cashed out couple years salary for doing nothing
Now Im holdin even if its 0 just out of respect

>> No.8626028

>>8625893
because it's retarded. you have no idea how far behind EOS is in everything despite already having a multi billion dollar market cap. It's total vaporware and you're only shilling it because you're poor and need to resort to shitcoins.

>> No.8626053

>wake up
>see the chart
is it 2017 again? are there sellers out there?

>> No.8626101

>transfer all my alts to ETH at $850 to "play it safe"
>ETH is now down more than my shitcoins would have been
Explain this.

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>>8624968

>> No.8626133

>>8626028

>Weiss report

I think, they know more that u senpai...

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>>8624399

posting my suffering for the amusement of biz

>> No.8626269

>>8626142
why do you hate money so much?

>> No.8626308

>>8626142
>buying in a clear bear market.
But WHY?

>> No.8626311

>>8626101
you sold relative weakness ("low") to buy relative strength ("high")

and people think buy low sell high is an elaborate joke. i can't even

>> No.8626339

>>8626142
A lot of us that bought in December/January are in similar situations. You're just going to have to be patient.

>> No.8626375

>>8624329
And ETH is still waaaay overvalued. I'd value it around $10,00, just like Vitalik does.

It will get there.

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>>8626308
does this look like a bear market to you, you clear retard?

>> No.8626390

>>8626142
>stop loss at 39 dollars

why even fucking bother lmao

>> No.8626409

>>8626379
no, it looks like a retard buying the absolute top of a multi-year pump

>> No.8626427

>>8626379
>prices are very high
>still buys
If it wasn't clear enough, you are indeed a retard. I thought you were LARPing but holy shit dude. It's clear your subhuman IQ made you lose money.

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>>8626339
I am patient. At least my ETH investment is doing better than my cripple one.

>> No.8626536

>>8626427
i'm not the guy you think i am, fucking retard
Does that chart look like a crystal clear bear market to you??
Yes or no?

>>8626409
i concur

>> No.8626577

>>8626536
>i'm not the guy you think i am
The retard doth protest too much.

>> No.8626578

>>8626515
if you're patient you will unironically be fine, and I personally dislike XRP and ETH

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8626598

>>8624329

>> No.8626599
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>>8626577
Jesus Christ. That's just mean anon. Kek.

>> No.8626601

>>8626577
>>8626427
Is it really that difficult for you guys to read ID's?

>> No.8626761
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VVVVIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLIIICCCCC

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY

>> No.8626779

>>8626379
>/biz/
>buy high sell low

>> No.8627031
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8627031

>>8626779
"It's Jeff. I...uh. You're buying stocks!? The market's at an all time low. This is CRAZY"

>> No.8627256

>>8626515
JUST

>> No.8627302

insider here
miners will push down the price all the way down to $150

afterwards you'll see a huge bullrun, perhaps not enough to put it at ath again, but surely to maxx it 300% gains

>> No.8627381

>>8627302
Are you a Bog?

>> No.8627446

>>8627302
That would be glorious.

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>>8627381
not quite, but regarding eth, dcr and zcl I know some shit

>> No.8627734

>>8627302
Waiting in tether to buy :D

>> No.8627773
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>he cares about "dollars"
>doesn't realize his shitcoin has been going down against BTC which is what matters

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>>8624329
muuuuuuuuh decentralized smart contract DAPPS running on the ethereum virtual machine blockchain

>> No.8627894

>>8624329
This isn't even larp I held 350Eth at one time right now I hold 12 I put it all in on Eos around the 4.65 mark

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8627953

>>8626390
> Drops to 38 dollars
> He got liquidated

>> No.8628559

>>8626142
>>8626390
you actually should get rid of that stop loss. if we flash crash you will sell it.

>> No.8628579

>>8624391
PEWDS STOP SHILLING YOUR DAMN CHAIR

>> No.8628642

>>8625990
You should respect your money. How much you got left in?