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my gf wants a $4k purse. how do i play this bros

>> No.8398360

how's the braps

>> No.8398373

"No"

>> No.8398375

Tell her if you spend that much money on a purse you'll have none left to put in it! Hahahha

>> No.8398374

>>8398341
Now that's a brapper. Do you feed her fish and eggs and curry for delicious braps?

>> No.8398376

>>8398341
tell her to have at it. it's her money

>> No.8398393

>>8398341
Just get her a fake one from china, who can make the diff?

>> No.8398394

>>8398341

I would unironically leave her. She is a worthless consumer who will just want more and more.

>> No.8398397

>>8398341
Manipulate her by telling her the story of a "high school friend" that was so insecure and needy for attention that she needed to buy expensive shit all the time just to show other people she was worthy of something... tell her you felt really sorry for her.

>> No.8398402

>>8398341
Tell her you want a 4K blowjob.

>> No.8398413

>>8398402
>film blowjob at 4K
>if it's good enough to generate 4k revenue buy her the purse

>> No.8398424

>>8398341
if its her money go for it. otherwise tell her to go work the pole and earn it

>> No.8398427

Lmao I will absolutely never buy such a gaudy and uselessly expensive thing

Also fuck diamonds, no thanks

>> No.8398428

>>8398341
Find another gf. My wife is hot and cheap as fuck. I love her.

>> No.8398436

>>8398424
This pretty much.

>> No.8398437
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8398437

>>8398376
This. Op coming here for advice, he obviously lost his balls a long time ago.

>> No.8398440

>>8398413
An actual biz related reply

>> No.8398456

the real question is how much do you have in your checking account?

>> No.8398459

>>8398341
Look up what you can get a used one for. If you buy one used but authentic, sometimes you can get them below market value. One that's 4k probably has decent resale value and could appreciate if she has good taste.

>> No.8398464

>>8398341
Draw up a budget for her where she can cut costs and save money and give a rough break down of how long it will take her to save up for it.

>> No.8398494
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>>8398402

>> No.8398616

>>8398464
this unironically

>> No.8398671

>all these suggestions to abuse the woman

You've obviously never had a good brapper. She will have you walking to the moon for that delicious stinky gas.

>> No.8399055

>>8398373
bump

>> No.8399079

>>8398341

Tell her to buy herself the fucking 4k purse

>> No.8399171

>>8398341
if you're in danger of getting cut off from sex with your gf because you refuse to buy her a $4k purse, might be time to find a new gf unless she understands her fucking place.
Rule 1: you can't have my money unless I want you to have it.
Rule 2: read rule 1.

>> No.8399193

>>8398375
Hahahha

>> No.8399217

>>8398671
>all these suggestions to abuse the woman
What. I clicked this thread to see what kind of abuse people were suggesting, its literally just 'ask her to pay for it' or 'maybe get 1 blowjob'.

>> No.8399218

>>8398341
tell her fine you’ll buy it only if she starts calling black people niggers to their faces

>> No.8399270

>>8398341
Politely remind her that you can't afford such luxury. Then prepare to be dumped.

>> No.8399326

Tell her you want a 4K blowjob. See how she reacts. If she says no, break up with her right there mate.

Just imagine if she was the bread winner and you wanted a 4K surfboard?
You'd eat that fucking pussy for 24 fucking hours.

>> No.8399330

I’m not sure I’d buy a gf that. I bought my wife an amazing LV bag, but she's not going anywhere. Nothing wrong with nice stuff if you can afford it.

>> No.8399419

>>8398427
Tell them, Letisha

>> No.8399441

Have her pick a purse, buy it, but do not hand it to her.
Start wearing the purse everywhere, taking pictures with it and posting on your social media and discussing purses with other girls.
When she breaks up with you, demand the return of your stolen $4k purse. She will deny it, and then you go to the police and tell the story about how she stole your purse and shit.
Settle it in court for at least $10K.
Find two new girlfriends who want expensive purses and repeat everything until you can buy a lambo, then buy the lambo, fill it with all the purses that you bought through your career and become a pussy magnet.

>> No.8399451

>being a fucking beta and buying a bitch any shit

Not me bro

>> No.8399589

>>8398341
She is taking advantage of you. You should never buy any girl who is not your wife a gift that expensive.

>> No.8399616

>>8398375
Lmfao!!

>> No.8399618

>>8398341
tell her you want a rolex.

>> No.8399763

>>8398341
Throw her out. Spend 4k on a 2 month supply of hookers

>> No.8399797

>>8399441
So much autism

>> No.8399828

>>8399797
Shut up, normie, that is how you make money in this jew-infested world!