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Who /sip & trade/ here?

>> No.8396022

>trade

Trading implies some kind of decision making and edge, you do neither. You’re just gambling

>> No.8396042

>>8396022
>he doesn't /sip/
Sad!

>> No.8396051

>>8395998
>Who /stomach cancer/ here?

>> No.8396061

>>8396051
/sip/ is good for you though

>> No.8396084

Lol drinking monster. What are you 12 mate? hahahah

>> No.8396101

>>8396084
>says the increasingly nervous non/sip/ for the 10th time this week

>> No.8396141

>>8395998
>Who /sip & trade/ here?
not british teens for sure

>> No.8396175

>>8395998
Biz is like a meme conglomerate from every fucking board

>> No.8396184

>drink water (free) and if you need caffeine then make your own coffee from beans bought in bulk.

This kind of shit is how you get rich. Minimize all expenditures. I like that shit buy buying cans like that just drains your funds in the long run.

>> No.8396187

steady sippin

>> No.8396190

>>8396101
Perhaps if everybody didn't think monster was for children then yeah, you'd be cool.

I literally drink beer all day long you fucking neet.

Do you even know what alcohol taste like mate?

>> No.8396216

>>8396190
Alcohol is Haram pal.
May Allah have mercy on thy soul.

>> No.8396217
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8396217

Whomst /sip n vape/

>> No.8396218

>>8396190
Never going to make it.

>> No.8396225
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8396225

Who /bullet to brain & trade/ here?

>> No.8396230

>>8396190
>he /drinks/ to look cool instead of /sip/ping for the taste

>> No.8396237

>>8396061
nope
those chemicals literally alter the DNA and cause cancer.

>> No.8396276

>>8396217
based fellow /sip/
>>8396237
>he doesn't want superior altered DNA

>> No.8396337

>>8396216
Hahahah your weak.
Anybody that has to follow rules created by somebody else is of weak mind and soul.
Join the military bud, it would be perfect for you :)

Sipping all day is a part of our culture here, something my asshole has more of then most of you.

Enjoy living your life slaving away for some mystical god that can't even give you a single sign of actually being.

What do I believe in? myself :)

It's feels fucking spectacular not holding myself back because something is haram.

As for the whole haram halal bullshit, all you'd have to do is bless your alcohol you dumb fuck, you guys do it when you kill livestock to eat. What's the difference in saying a prayer for a bottle of booze compared to taking a life?

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>>8396225

>> No.8396470
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8396470

based /sip/gang

>> No.8396480

>>8396337
>Sipping all day is a part of our culture here

Is letting females turn into whores and fuck 100s of men before marriage also a part of culture there?
Wewlad, imagine allowing women to literally cuck you just so you could drink a beverage that would impede your cognitive ability.

Nice one.

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8396484

how can non sippers even COMPETE without their extra energy

>> No.8396501

>>8396480
I always knew muslims were based /sip/pers

>> No.8396535
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>>8396237
redpill me about the DNA alteration and junkfood correlation pls anon

>> No.8396545

>>8396501
I always have a sip ready while watching eggman.

>> No.8396575
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>>8396480
infidels BTFO

>> No.8396684

I've finished all my /sippy/ now, what do. I can feel the power flowing through me. Not sure how to wield all this strength. Pestering mummy to go pick me up another could prove quite fruitful.

>> No.8396711

>>8396190
Hard to tell which one of you two is the bigger loser

>> No.8396741

>>8396337
Kek, imagine getting baited this hard

>> No.8397043

>>8396237
I've had three white monsters a day for five years and don't have stomach cancer

>> No.8397048

>>8395998
r/hailcorporate right here bois

>> No.8397092

>>8397043
wow 3 whole years cancer free

>> No.8397120

>>8397092
>t.redbull

>> No.8397170

>>8397043
>>8397120
"Buy the dip, buy the /sip/" - Official /biz/ slogan
>>8397048
Go back to plebbit

>> No.8397260

>buy the dip then sell and /sip/
-bizrelius

>> No.8397277

try some modafinil with it....fucking ACE BRO

>> No.8397290

>>8397120
Hahahaha. So you think the only alternative to drinking monster piss is drinking redbull piss?
You realise there isn't a government mandate to drink 4 thousand calories every day? You can drink water like a regular non-obese human?

>> No.8397301

>>8395998
The nectar of neckbeards

>> No.8397320
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>>8397290
>>8397301
Non /fit/izens detected

>> No.8397343
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8397343

Why is the white monster so popular? Pic related, me drinking a real sip with a delicious locally made Pizza.

>> No.8397346

*sips semen*
Feels seminal lads

>> No.8397354

>>8397320
why is this Monster bullshit posted here every few hours?

>> No.8397358

>>8397320
Wow if you think $2 dollars is a good deal wait till you find out about water.
It literally falls from the fucking sky.

>> No.8397385

>>8397320
You make no sense at all monster is actually awful for your body

>> No.8397405

>>8397385
all that fucking sugar...yuck

>> No.8397410

>>8395998
I was in Japan and some of the vending machines had Monster. I dont drink it, but it was interesting seeing tiny asians like downing the whole can right in front of the vending machines though I think all the cans were a lot smaller than burger sizes.

>> No.8397465

>>8397405
That's why you drink the white one you god damn idiot.

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>>8397354
>>8397358
>>8397385

>> No.8397499

>>8397320
The first looks like caramelized shit, I prefer dark (black&red) tea tho

>> No.8397534

aspartame and acesulfam-k are literally poison. enjoy your alzheimers, erectile dysfunction and cancer

>> No.8397595

>>8395998
The three vertical scratches are a Hebrew letter repeated three times. Its numerical value is 6, hence the "Monster": it turns you into one.

>> No.8397696

>>8396535
The brain wants what feels good at the expense of the entire body's wellbeing. Junk food ramps up that urge to infinity while natural food soothes it. There's nothing esoteric about it, junk food just exhausts you at a cellular level.

>> No.8397958

>>8397595
This. Fuck kikes and fuck aspartame

>> No.8398260

>>8396217
Fap & trade

>> No.8398336

>>8397595
>turns you into a monster

Based. Just bought 100k monster ultras

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>> No.8399229
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8399229

Eggey?

>> No.8399250

>>8399229
i went out of town for a month, is he still live streaming?

>> No.8399261

>>8396190
drinking beer all day long is call alcoholism senpai.

>> No.8399527
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8399527

>sipping red wine called "superior toro loco"
>implying your sugar water isn't shit-tier
>implying my wine decision isn't a sign for next bull run TONIGHT

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>>8396190
dude, if you need to go the alcoholism route, go the red wine route.
no man boobs (from the xeno-estrogens, google it) and a slight detox-effect. you still have to watch you liver, tough.

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8399634

drank club
sip gang

>> No.8399789

>>8396217
Random question senpai, do you get "weak battery" warnings with that istick Pico?

I have one and use it with a Cleito and I get this gay message when the battery is at like 50-75%.

I have two sets of good batteries too...

>> No.8399932

>>8396184
Caffeine powder is cheaper.

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8399976

>>8397343

>> No.8400148

>>8399932

>> No.8400189

>>8397320
>2 for $4
i literally buy them 4 for $5 all the time, you're getting scammed

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>>8396535
keep sipping like a good boy

>> No.8400463

>>8397043
enjoy your kidney stones

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>>8397320
fixed

>> No.8400548

>>8395998
i trade drunk, makes a good excuse for losing everything

>> No.8400554

>>8400528
>being a junky
>thinking popping pills is more enjoyable than a cool refreshing /sip/
No.

>> No.8400568

>>8400554
Junkie*

>> No.8400573

>>8395998
Sip BANG way tastier

>> No.8400589
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8400589

Who here /sip/ redline?

I need to go grab some more sips, taking suggestions on monster flavors to try

>> No.8400603

>>8400554
At least my teeth won't rot, no excess fat and my piss won't shine in the night. Not my problem if you are too poor to afford real mans coffee

Keep sipping your tarpiss fagboy

>> No.8400608

>>8400589
Ultra Zero, Lewis Hamilton, Monster Original and Purple Sunrise are all GOAT tier

>> No.8400632

>hurr durr sips are bad for you!
t. drinks 10 beers a day

>> No.8400635

>>8400603
>he doesn't know how to brush his teeth
>he swirls his sip all around his mouth instead of sipping it past the teeth
>he needs to turn on the light in his bathroom at night to see where he's pissing
>pops pills like a junkie
It's not too late to switch to the /sip/ masterrace anon

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>>8395998
>Better sips
>Better gains
>Papa Giancarlo

>> No.8400701

>>8400635
Nah I am good lol

>> No.8400738

>>8400699
Whiskey is also a patrician /sip/