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so i'm a female neet age 20, finally getting kicked out by my parents, have to be gone by next week lel. what should i do biz? i have no work experience or drivers license, like 5k networth from crypto but that won't last me long. im physically small & weak from years of neeting, prefer answers that dont involve whoring out.

also what are cheapest places to live in the states? bonus if neet friendly (lot of things walking distance) will probably spend some money to just fly and start from there

>> No.8371136

I don't know, maybe a calling center? Why you getting kicked?

>> No.8371140

are you cute lol

>> No.8371157

Post tummy pictures or gtfo. To prove you’re female (male).

>> No.8371164

Whore out

>> No.8371168

>>8371115
if you're in aus I'll take you in if you're willing to become a 24/7 sex slave

>> No.8371173

>>8371115
move to some god awful country in eastern europe for a year. you can live in a hostel for a week there for like $20. i'm serious. if you're halfway attractive and can speak two language they'll probably even employ you in the meaintime. you're welcome.

>> No.8371176

>>8371115
Kneepads

>> No.8371180

Whats the point of mentioning that you're female if you're going to rule out being a whore? What other career opportunities/life options are there that cannot be undertaken by a man, and thus make mentioning your gender relevant? There are none. This board is about trading shitcoins, not trying to get special attention bc you're a woman. Go away pls

>> No.8371187

>>8371115
Come live with me.
Go to Wollongong university tomorrow, stand infront of the library holding a sign with the words written on it.
>'Socialist Slut Needs Suger Daddy'

Only go with the man that whispers in your ear
>'Hand over your foreign Currency'

>> No.8371190

get a rich bf

>> No.8371200

>>8371115
Sell used panties

>> No.8371208

>>8371180
unironically this

>> No.8371211

>>8371140
>>8371157
>>8371168
>>8371176

OP, this is why you don't admit you're a grill on /biz/. Full of autists and the kind of shit people say on here will get you down. Don't do it again.

>> No.8371220

>>8371115
what state do you live in currently?

>> No.8371221

>>8371136
my biological parents are split, been neeting with mother & she started dating new boyfriend he smokes weed a lot in the house, the smell is awful and it bothers my neeting. called him out on it now im getting kicked out, called my father and he said its for my own good and hung up

also gonna have to start wageslaving... or is it better to go to uni and take student loans? i dont think i qualify for anything but min wage lel.

>>8371180
if i was a guy it would be easier right? i could do something like construction, or trade school, but those types of hard labor jobs wouldn't physically fit me when im barely 120lb

>> No.8371222

>>8371115
Join live action role playing. Tell sob story. White knights will let you couch surf and won't try anything unless you're someone who likes to exploit betas by fostering psychosexual fixations.

>> No.8371224

>>8371211
kek
harsh lessons all round

>> No.8371230

>>8371211
t.soyboy
He won't fuck you don't worry oajeet
OP, get those kneepads ASAP

>> No.8371244

>>8371221
shut up

>> No.8371249

>>8371221
none of the dudes on this board can do physical labor jobs either

>> No.8371251

well, the rules are the rules.

TITS OR GET THE FOK OUT!

>> No.8371254

>>8371115
>Female
>not whoring out
Yeah, you're using your assets wrong. Anyways, best way to survive on 5k USD is to couch surf on AirBNB in some rural shit-fuck state. That's 300/mo on rent, 200/mo on food, and 100/mo on misc crap. That gives you a 8 month burn rate. Which brings you to the next issue:

Go to college. Pick some stupid easy shit to major in (like business). Get internships while you're there and you're set. EZ govt loans will let you neet for an additional 4 years. After that hopefully you'll get a job, or find a manwhore to sponge off of.

>> No.8371258

pls give me good advice biz if i dont figure something out ill probably be homeless in a few weeks somewhere

>> No.8371263

>>8371249
Wrong I am a landscaper BTFO

>> No.8371271

FinDom.

Whoring a disadvantage, money easy af

>> No.8371276

>>8371115

ask for help like all women. oh you already did it?

find a (( boyfriend )) and suck him dry

>> No.8371285

>>8371187
>>8371258
Kneepads and mouthwash :)

>> No.8371314

>>8371258
Apologize to your mother's boyfriend and smoke weed. It compliments a NEET lifestyle. Eventually you'll enjoy the smell and you'll smell like a stoner too. Problem solved.

>> No.8371316

>>8371249
t. has never done any construction

>> No.8371319 [DELETED] 
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8371319

>>8371115
POST YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT IF HERE YOU WHORE. YOU DISEASED WHORE.

>> No.8371321

>>8371115
5k is enough to live on for a month or two, you'll be fine. You don't have a driver's license so you need to live in a city with public transport. Do some research, find the best one that is reasonable (not NYC, SF, Seattle).

Get a plane ticket there, find a room to rent on Craigslist in a safe spot. Get a job working at a restaurant. If you're cute, you can easily be a hostess and it's a easy job. Retail or anything real could work too. Don't worry about no work experience. Just lie appropriately. No one will call you out on it.

>> No.8371329

get a driving license from your 5k crypto, get a cheap car and go work for pizza delivery
at least ends will meet, and you will aknowledge with the city and make some connections

>> No.8371335
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8371335

>>8371314
shut up degenerate

>>8371276
>find a boyfriend to pump & dump me in exchange for temporary housing

>> No.8371344

>>8371329

yea the manager hand will connect with her ass

>> No.8371353

>>8371335
Become a boobie streamer on titch.

>> No.8371356

Just whore yourself out. Keep us updated.

>> No.8371362

>>8371115
Try to get into warehousing anon. You dont have to be strong to drive a forklift. Also these businesses have a shortage of females so its easier for you to get hired. If you have no idea how to drive a forklift an hour or two of youtube videos will educate you enough to get started. Lie about your experience. Say you worked thru temp agencies (whichever are around you) doing case and order picking and eventually got into loading and unloading palletized trailers.

I live in the midwest with no higher education and make about 50k a year, which is GOOD MONEY here. Full benefits. 401k. Insurance. 3 weeks if laid vacation a year plus sick and emergency days and floating holidays.

You will have to be able to pass a drug test, most likely mouth swab (between 12 hrs and a few dats clean) or piss (varies alot for all reasons, but can always use synthetic urine).

Good luck. Reply if this interests you and you would like to know anything more. Ive been doing this for about 12 years. I dont hate it. 4 10 hour days a week, 3 days off... its not too shabby.

>> No.8371374

>>8371335
OP answer >>8371220

>> No.8371375

>>8371319
is this real? and why did you post it here?

shit really just fucked my my mind, that people actually do this to humans...

>> No.8371378

>>8371221
>if i was a guy it would be easier right?
Are you serious??

>>8371258
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/610889-Cam-girl-earnings
> She gets $500/show average and does it M/W/F - so $1500/week
> other girls earning $800-$1000+ per show

>> No.8371386

>>8371115
Whatever you do, don't sell any of your crypto before the next bull run. Just get a minimum wage job and pay your dad rent. If he says no, offer him sex

>> No.8371398

I'll let you live at my place as long as you drain my balls on command

>> No.8371399

>>8371319
what the fuck is that

>> No.8371404

>>8371335
So you don't want to work you don't want to fuck you don't want to do shit yet expect free shit from people

>> No.8371406
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>>8371353
with small boobs? in what house? i don't play any of the mainstream games anyway, i thought u guys were smarter than this.

>>8371374
southern east coast

>> No.8371411

source for that image friendo

>> No.8371416

>>8371362
Heh. 3 weeks OF PAID*

>> No.8371418

>>8371406
get into pizza delivery

>> No.8371421

>>8371335
Typical victim mentality, pump and dump him

>> No.8371429

>>8371406
>Invest in just Crypto

>smart

555 come on now

>> No.8371431

>>8371411
>>8371319

>> No.8371433

>>8371406
move to the west coast, more liberal / more free money for neets.

>> No.8371434

>>8371375
enjoy your stay

>> No.8371444

>>8371399
It’s my breeding pod and yes it’s real. This pic was taken several years ago when it carried my first child.

Women are vessels. Otherwise they are burdens

>> No.8371448

>>8371404
i never said i dont want to work, i asked for suggestions and u gave bad ones

>>8371362
do i need a license?

>> No.8371449

>>8371335
>find a boyfriend to pump & dump me in exchange for temporary housing

yeah?
You have a free fucking shortcut if you want
If you want it the way the rest of us do, then go find a fucking job and a piss ass place to live and enjoy living day to day with money issues

If you want to abuse your one free shortcut in life, go fucking find some semi-wealthy NEET fuck who probably lives off his parents, and crash for free.
And obviously you'll have to fuck him, but who cares you get to just stockpile money for the foreseeable future.

Pick one, it really doesn't matter but you can either do it the easy way or the hard way

>> No.8371450

>>8371115
Goal is to get the self confidence, health, and aggressive mindset that you'll need to be a success:

Any job that keeps your clothes on. Doesn't matter how much it pays. People with jobs are happier and get much further in life than people without jobs. You may get fired one or two times because you might not have the practice of keeping a job. Just get another one in that case. Once you can keep a job for a while, you can try for promotions or higher paying jobs.
Live as cheaply as possible. If shelters are safe, use it. Commute on a bus, no Starbucks, live for six months minimum like a pauper.
Exercise every day.
Clean your mind: No video games, no porn, no TV, no bullshit. Social media on a fixed schedule only. Read short, but challenging books. Short so that you can get through them without giving up.
Only start dating once you level yourself up-- you'll attract a higher class of partner.
Aside from the 'keep your clothes on,' which is not an option for most guys, I'd say the exact same thing to a guy, by the way.

Good Luck.

>> No.8371454

>>8371406
I would offer you a place to stay if you were in the northern east coast.

do you have any extended family you can call on for help?

>> No.8371455

>>8371115
Plan A where I grew up was if you find a girl you like, knock her up and get a council house.
Not sure what the alt is where you are though.

If you are cute you can camwhore or findom, I suppose. Its probably like prostitution with no risk of stis and more self respect due to an intact fanny.

>> No.8371457

>>8371115
Invest in a love sense and stream on Chaturbate with a horse mask or something. This way you get the benefits of whoring yourself out without people knowing your identity.

>> No.8371471

>>8371211
>I will protect m'ladys honour

>> No.8371473
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8371473

>>8371319
>>8371444
Ok

>> No.8371474

If you want to be an internet whore I can help market you and bring a lot of traffic. Easy 5k a month depending on methods used.

>> No.8371476

The market isn’t bottoming out. The stock market has been at all-time highs, and still is. The crypto market, on the other hand, is bottoming out because everyone is realizing that every cryptocurrency is more useless than the next. FOMO was the only thing that soared the prices, but that’s gone now. People realized that they weren’t missing out on anything. If you’re planning on making money in the crypto world, good luck! You’re going to need it..

>> No.8371481

>>8371411
It’s on the Internet. I posted on b when I first took it 4 years ago. I get called larp but have no reason to lie. Not like I’m starting threads or pushing a narrative

>> No.8371485

>>8371444
uhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.8371491

americorps.gov dont confuse with army

>> No.8371502

>>8371136
Good answer. Here in Crestview FL a company called iQor is hiring. We start out at $10/hr (training for six weeks also paid) and can make more money in bonuses plus protection plan sales. The only bad part is that the super cheap places are like 60-80% black, unless you can get housing or get approved for one of the nicer apartment complexes that go by income. The blacks here are basically white people everywhere else though. You'd be following a script to fix DirecTV issues, which also comes with free TV if you watch that at all. The people here are like 50s-70s era levels of neighborly. Plus if you're smol you'd be hot here since everyone's so large.

>> No.8371507

>>8371473
Don’t care if you believe it. It still lives. I’ll timestamp it’s belly. At least I’m not like OP, an attention seeking pig

>> No.8371511

Fuck off roastie
Youre not welcomed here

>> No.8371514

>>8371507
show it's face!

>> No.8371517

>>8371221
>guys have it easy, construction is such an easy job

The absolute state of women.

>> No.8371521

>>8371507
story?
when you will post timestamp?

>> No.8371522

>>8371450
This is sensible.

It doesn't get titties for the other Anons tho.

>> No.8371527

>>8371507
Gotta show da face.

>> No.8371533

>>8371514
Obviously I would NEVER do that. I’ve never seen it myself, and I’m not interested in incriminating myself with any identifying info

>> No.8371534

>>8371319
this can't be real..right guys? r right?

>> No.8371543

>>8371534
Lol no OP is a pussy.

>> No.8371547

>>8371521
Be right back.

>> No.8371548

>>8371448

if you want to come to texas i can give you a room

you can clean my house and do my dishes or something i guess and try to find a meme wageslave job

>> No.8371554

>>8371115
There was literally no need to specify being a female in this thread other than for the attention. You could have just said you were a 20 year old neet getting kicked out by your parents. You have designated yourself as an attention whore OP.
>but muh double standards
I have never once seen a thread beginning with "so I'm a male".

>> No.8371560

>>8371514
>>8371521
>>8371527
Dude are you guys literally Down syndrome? You never played games like silent hill or anything? That's a painting, not a picture you absolute newfags
Go back to plebbit, all three of you, right now

>> No.8371571

>>8371433
elaborate? california?

>>8371450
thanks, any recommendation for location? or should i try going to school now with loans?

>>8371454
no

>>8371502
don't some call centers let you work from home?

>>8371511
i've been posting here since august

>>8371517
its not easier, if it was easy i would be able to do it. why are u spinning that?

>> No.8371573

>>8371560
You first normie.

>> No.8371575

>>8371211
Faggot

>> No.8371577

>>8371115

Suck it up and apologize to your mom, it's by far the easiest thing to do at this point.

Otherwise just get a shitty supermarket/fast food job while you work shit out, otherwise you will end up whoring for food.

>> No.8371578

>>8371547
in 30 minutes right?

>> No.8371583

>>8371222
>White knights will let you couch surf and won't try anything unless you're someone who likes to exploit betas by fostering psychosexual fixations.

Truth. This shit is HIGHLY effective. OP can set herself up as the local manic pixie dreamgirl cosplay queen and have an adoring cult in no time at all.

>> No.8371584

>>8371571
>call centers work from home
This one used to until AT&T bought DirecTV.

>> No.8371588

>>8371211
>white knighting
Top kek

>> No.8371592

>>8371319
>blue board
gtfo

>> No.8371593

>what the fuck happened to this board?
TITS OR GTFO

>> No.8371597

>>8371548
raperoom. nice.

sounds safe, op. go for it?

>> No.8371598

>>8371554
>I have never once seen a thread beginning with "so I'm a male".
the only threads I see like those are from gay anons that want to whore themselves out
funny, that

>> No.8371601

>>8371406
I'd hire u to cook 4 meals daily/clean for me. You could sleep at my place for free too.
t. wealthy 21 yo Torontonian 6'2 White male cryptoneet

xzck321@protonmail.com

>> No.8371605

>>8371571
you can stay with me for free.
Just gotta let me smash 25 times a month

>> No.8371606

>>8371521
>wanted my genes to carry on.
>women are useless and mostly terrible at raising children
>I’m well off so getting in a relationship even less desirable.
>look into ways to solve dilemma.
>dark web

Cost a pretty penny but I never knew who it was and it’s reproductive system works, so I have a beautiful child, with no ties to it’s mother.

>> No.8371609

>>8371571
>or should i try going to school now with loans?
No you retard.
Build up your cash stacks.

>> No.8371610

>>8371115
>so i'm a female neet age 20
TITS OR GTFO

(Also, student loans and a trade school, or just be smart and start camming)

>>8371571
>i've been posting here since august
Jesus Christ. I knew /biz/ was a bunch of LARPing plebbitor faggots, but this is bad.

>> No.8371613

post on /r9k/ and give details and contact info, you'll be able to get a bf in 3 seconds.

>> No.8371624

>>8371597

i work more than 12 hours a day so i'm not really home much nor do i really want to spend what little time i do have at home doing meme chores

>> No.8371627

>>8371613
Or be a breeding pod in a sex dungeon.

>> No.8371628

>>8371606
really? did you do a dna test? ballpark price? i had no idea such options were available

>> No.8371631

>>8371222

>Couch surf with random guys you don't know, most of whom will feel like you owe them something.

This is like a how to get raped guide.

>> No.8371637

>>8371588
I'm not even sexually attracted to women so you're a retard for thinking that's my motive. simply warning op that they're a dumbass for posting their gender here.

>> No.8371652

>>8371571
>doesn't have a job
>considers loans
The absolute state of amerifats

>> No.8371658

>>8371221
larp
OP is a man with a hairy cock

>> No.8371674

>>8371658
Traps aren't gay doe.

>> No.8371681

>>8371606
nice story, specially dark web part. reminds me of how government guys tried to buy 70 guns and got scammed in 67/70 cases

>> No.8371690

>>8371674
traps are gay and so are you

>> No.8371698

>>8371115
>also what are cheapest places to live in the states?
good luck with that

If you're really poor move to Mexico, it's cheap as fuck and you can survive with less than $10 a day

>> No.8371700

>>8371411
Mio from K-On!

>> No.8371701

>>8371628
I'm speechless..... 4chan is dead

>> No.8371708
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>hint at being a roastie
The absolute state

>> No.8371765

>>8371701
It's been dead since chainology.

>> No.8371772

Simple.

Go to reddit, specifically their "advice" reddit and kinda say what youve already said. Imply that you're willing to relocate if "someone can just help you get on your feet." and bam;

Some self righteous reddit fag will let you live with him for free. If you're white, of course.

>> No.8371814

>>8371115

Op need i have a suggestion for you. Since you are in crypto and a chick you must be somewhat savvy with business and money unlike 95% of other chick who spend god knows how much on a friggn haircut. Listen. I work in sales at my local hifi tech store and my manager is always busting his ass trying to find female sales staff because guys tend to be more salesmen than girls, if you use your skills to your advantage then walk into a sales store or electronics shop and go straight up to the manager and ask for a job, be honest with them, tell them about crypto and that you are looking for work. i guarantee that hardly anybody would do that i wouldnt be surprised he hired u on the spot (what happened to me)

give it a go but remember, use your neet skills to your advantage, stuff you learn here can be applied to the real world, just gotta think

>> No.8371817

Come live with me and my gf as long as you're not fat and stuff you know.

>> No.8371839

>>8371476
Wrong pajeet. , cindicator has a 63% accuracy rate for January and it's only $0.08. You can get a million syndicator for 80k the good projects are meeting their timetables or already in action on a limited scale you have no fucking idea as to what you're talking about. And I say that with love because your idiocy is what makes me even more money so I rest easy in the knowledge that I'm exploiting economically your ignorant ass.

>>8371115
You already know what you have to do if this isn't the LARP we all know it is. Prostitute yourself out like a good mid-twenties directionless woman. Don't get addicted to drugs and don't have any pimps for let any pimps have you and if you put it all on cindicator Sky coin aeon and OMG you'll be a millionaire in 2 years several times over. Honestly you have it on easy mode you can make 5K a week three clients a day and that's cheap you can easily make more. Oh and screen for diseases no black dudes, sorry for typos am on phone.

>> No.8371844

>>8371115
I will let you live with me if you will be my girlfriend and let me ravage you. How's that for an answer?

>> No.8371850

>>8371571
how old are you? Usually there are specific shelters for women in cities.

Tell them you have no where else to go

>> No.8371861

>>8371115
you're a girl, you literally live life on easy mode. just get a bf and live with him

>> No.8371874

>>8371115
>managing to fail at life on easy mode
post tits you dumb skank

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8371888

>>8371548
>>8371601

you'll want me to be your gf though right, what happens if you don't like me?

awoowoo1234@gmail.com

>>8371491
thx

>>8371658
clearly

>>8371772
asian

probably gona sell most of my crypto and decide where to move, think my funds can last 2-3 months if i dont figure things out by then, maybe ill join the army lel.

>>8371814
i'm too retarded to just walk right up to someone and start talking about crypto, i'll stutter my words and make it sound like a scam.

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>>8371888
Is that you?

>> No.8371905

>>8371888
Nice scam pajeet.

Any soyboy cuck who thinks this is real is more pathetic than me sending cock pictures to randos on backpage

>> No.8371907

>>8371637
>im ere to defend thine honour m'lady.

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>>8371115
If you're into ddlg I'll take care of you princess

Just don't be fat and stink

>> No.8371915

Ask all your friends for work, neighbours, relatives etc. Someone will have something to get you started.

>> No.8371917

>>8371903
0 results on tineye.

>>8371888

Post nudes if it is.

>> No.8371929

Nudes with timestamp or you're gay

>> No.8371930

>>8371905
How is it a scam if she needs to go to someone's house?

>> No.8371935

>>8371888
sent $150 thru paypal mlady

>> No.8371954

>>8371888
Don't matter if you're asian, some redditfag will still give you free room and board.

>> No.8371974

>>8371888
come to Montreal and be my gf. You can stay at my place but i work 8-5 everyday
t. 5'3 skinny manlet

>> No.8371977

>>8371888
>makes the pic blurry enough so that it can't be reverse image searched

nice larp

>> No.8372008

>>8371888
Come live with me and my gf in Boston. I'll say you're my cousin or something.

northwoodsverified@cock.li

>> No.8372013

>>8371888
Also if you have decent genetics, find a sperm/egg bank and donate eggs for like $8000-14000 a month. (Gosh being a female is so fucking easy-mode, even if you're not a literal whore)

>> No.8372037

>>8371888
I live in the southeast US and housing really isn't expensive around here. I guarantee if you try to live in a more metro area where everything is within walking distance you're gonna pay way more in living expenses. Like WAAAY more. Going into debt to go to college when you have zero income is a pretty shitty idea, but it would fit some of your needs if you lived on campus. Usually everything is within walking distance and you won't have to worry about cooking meals and some of the other basics.

Talk to your mom and see if you can stay a little longer. Get a job and bust your ass for a little while. With some decent investments on the side you'll have the money to go live on your own soon enough. Or you can go live with some random off the internet and wind up with your feet in a jar or something

>> No.8372040

>>8371888
would some hero repost whatever was posted? thats what I get for feeding myself

>> No.8372041

What is a female neet anyway? Whats the criteria for being one? Lets say you're married without kids and at home out of work, does that also count as being a neet or does maintaining the household count as labor? Or is it straight up whoring?

>> No.8372052

>>8372013
Easier to survive, harder to thrive

>> No.8372056

>>8371888
If this pic is you, seriously, just be a camgirl.
You can earn thousands of dollars per week, and you can do it ANYWHERE.
I suggest moving to the Philippines.
You can rent a 2-floor apartment for like $100 in the middle of the city, a few minutes away from MALLS.
Average monthly income here is like $200, you can live like a king(or queen) for under a thousand bucks, rent and bills all included.

>> No.8372057

If you're keen to make a living and have 5k in crypto assets, I would advise taking a cheap flight($400 max from major cities) from the U.S to chiang mai, Thailand.

Chiang Mai is the digital nomad capital of the world, you can get by comfortably with your own apartment, food, transport for $500 per month. In the meantime, we have 3 weekly bitcoin meetups and lots of networking opportunity.

Lots of guys there are making money with Amazon FBA, e-commerce, crypto, and more. A lot of dudes get their start there, including Mike Vestil.

I live there as well. If you're worried about financial security, there are others options outside of crypto...

Let me know if I can be of help.

>> No.8372068

>>8371180
>trading shitcoins
time to read the sticky newfag

>> No.8372093

>>8371888
someone for the love of god repost the image

>> No.8372095

>>8372040
It was the r9k dude gif

>> No.8372099

>>8371221
I'll give you my two cents if you post tits, I don't care if they're not yours, post anyone's, even man tits. It's the thought that counts.

>> No.8372101

>>8371115
College or uni, STEM but not biology. Youre low income so gonna get grants probably. Otherwise its just one big descent for you from min wage work supplemented by camming to hooking and being found dead in a ditch courtesy of some melanin enriched gentleman or your run of the mill incel.

>> No.8372109

>>8371115
Kansas is cheap as fuck. Wichita has some cheap places where people can work fast food their whole lives and still be "comfortable".

Lawrence too, but it's a college town. Apartment is around $400/month with 3 roommates, if you really look.

>> No.8372115
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8372115

>>8372093
>>8372040

>> No.8372116

>>8371888
Did you get banned OP?
Post to let us know you are still here

>> No.8372120

>>8371115
If at all possible, make a deal with your parents that they allow you to stay for a few months as long as you take that time to get your shit together so as not to end in the street. If they do accept, take that time to apply for jobs and find a place to live. If you have bad habits (drugs, animu) quit them. Start exercising and generally get your shit together. A week likely isn't enough to turn things around, but a month or two would allow you to at least know where you're going.

Obviously I don't know your situation, maybe there are good reasons on either side for this to be happening now, but trying to get enough time to make sure that you land on your feet would be the first to do. If that's not possible, do you have any friends you could live with for a short time? If you're lucky enough to have any, do that and do not abuse their hospitality. Only take the time needed to find a job, a place to stay and to get your shit together.

If you have no friends, you probably don't have the budget to get your own apartment right now, so look for people renting rooms or looking for roommates. Again, if you find something, see it only as a temporary solution, while a job that will enable you to get a real place to stay, and make sure to use every second to get your life in order for now.

As much as it must suck, see it as an opportunity. Some people need a push to go forward. You don't want to end up a 40yo NEET living with your parents. You're being forced to do this, but this is a chance to get your life on track and to be in a much better place next year. Make sure you're not lazy and you do what's needed to make that happen. Just do your best, and good luck.

>> No.8372121

Just sell your body you stupid bitch. Join an escort agency and hit the gym

>> No.8372128

>>8372115
>asian
yeah maybe some sort of high caste indian/persian

or a quarter mix

>> No.8372132

>>8372093
>>8372040

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0083/71/1521169742077.jpg

>> No.8372135

>>8372128
The absolute state

>> No.8372140

>>8372115
also cheers for the repost

>> No.8372146

>>8371319
I can't sleep, this really fucked me up.

>> No.8372147

>>8371888
If that really was you, which I doubt but still - cam. Work a regular job for a while so that you can afford rent for a cheap one-room place if you were actually thrown out of your home, and cam. How difficult is it? Literally just spread your legs, and people will pay you. Large sums.

You don't even have to spread your legs if you're pretty enough, just lie like in the picture and people will still tip you if you can keep some interesting conversations up. Also, remember to switch scenery/positions if it gets stale in there with not enough people tipping.

If you want to double up when camming is slow, stream games in the day (after you've worked for long enough to be able to quit that job and use your money to pay for six months or so).

>> No.8372152

>>8372140
that isn't OP that's ciara/eliza

>> No.8372159

>>8372115
I swear this roastie is everywhere. On every board.

>> No.8372167

>>8371221

Go to europe if you want to study, it will be muvh cheaper all things considered.
Pick a server or cashier job or something to pay for daily expenses. If you're cute working in a shop is easy too.

Also, buy link.

>> No.8372173

>>8372152
Ah, so that's who it was.

>> No.8372180

>>8371115
If you have any sort of family or friends you can rely on outside of your parents, try to make them aware of your situation first and see if you could crash with them for a short while. Don't expect to stay a while because they'll get sick of you and it'd probably strain your relationship anyways, living with someone tends to do that.
Then while you have time go trolling around your local shopping centers with a pen in hand and ask a fuckton of places if they hire and are willing to give you an application. Don't use memes like Indeed or whatever because they take fucking forever, if you go straight up though most places will at least respond within a month. Also being in the US, your parents aren't legally allowed to kick you out without a written form of eviction and a weeks notice so you can be a real bastard and pull this card when the time comes if you have to. Maybe even try to see if a local community college is near you and try to at least get an associates and fix your life, because being a permaneet is actually the worst feeling ever desu. Goodluck anon, make sure you take this seriously and don't laze on your ass all day, or else you're gonna hafta go on your kneepads and turn into a roastie. And for gods sake get a drivers license, it isn't that hard to do.

>> No.8372185

>>8371173
>move to some god awful country in eastern europe
>you can live in a hostel for a week there for like $20.
OP, do not do this. Eastern Europe is not as cheap as people are memeing it to be, a 20 usd/week hostel would just get you murdered or worse.
Same old, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably isn't.

>> No.8372186

>>8372146
ITS FAKE FAGGOT

>> No.8372212

>>8372135
I dont worship femanons m8

>>8372132
cheers

>> No.8372215

>>8372056
Every time I read these posts advising people to go to Thailand or the Philippines I'm reminded of this dude I gave a ride to a few months ago who went to the Philippines got fired from his job as a teacher, got kicked out by his Filipino wife and ended up begging on the streets. His Filipino son was also in the car and I just felt bad because he probably had a shit life ahead of him. Even found a video of him later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWQodQmW-h0

>> No.8372219

>>8372212
You don't need to worship someone to know who they are

>> No.8372232

>>8372115
that's not me, she's (he?) is cute

>>8372057
what other options? do you know how quickly i can get a passport?

>>8372147
i mean, if i look at a twitch stream the person is always talking or if it's a female she has her cleavage out, dancing or something. i'm not social, and i don't have cleavage to show, so..? i don't think someone is going to pay to watch me sit there autistically

>> No.8372238

>>8372115
desu I feel more paternal when looking at this thing. Like a little sister or your shy daughter.

>> No.8372243

>>8372180
Oh also see if you can apply for snap and food stamp benefits and shit. I've never done it when I was homeless cuz I didn't wanna be a fucking leech, but it seems easy enough to do, and that little extra money for food will be a lifesaver if you need it.

>> No.8372249

>>8372238
you sick fuck

>> No.8372267

>>8372057
I'm not a girl buddy, but that sounds super interesting. I would love to move somewhere like that to reduce my expenses. Can you elaborate please?

>> No.8372291
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8372291

>>8372219
yeah and why is the cunt so special then? because she posted her face and interacted with a bunch of autists like any given attentionwhore?

let me put it this way
I've been on 4ch for over a decade
and posted on /biz/ for years

I have no clue who the cunt is
like I said, I dont worship femanons just for existing
so I dont go into threads or boards that revolve around that

>> No.8372295

Consider moving to Venezuela and you will make it with $100 TOPS monthly. I'll be your guide here, you'll be fine.

jgblanco88 gmail

>> No.8372296

>>8372115
if anyone finds this girl cute heres her instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/ciara.webm/

>> No.8372307

>>8372215
Getting a job in the Philippines is a NO-NO.
Even worse is BEGGING in the Philippines.
As I said, average job salary is like $200 monthly.
And beggars get handed 1-peso coins (which is $0.02 worth), and VERY rarely (usually they are shooed away).

Living in the Philippines is only great if you can make money from 1st-world countries (online, or if you have a nest egg).
Because even $500 a month will have you living like a KING due to the cheap cost of living, BUT it's advanced enough that there are no roaming gangs/cartels or anything scary you need to worry about, you'll be living in the metro near HUGE malls.

But if you are going to go to the Philippines with no plans on how to make money from richer 1st world countries, yeah... you're not gonna have a good time.

>> No.8372328

>>8372232
it can take over a month to get a passport

btw most places won't let you rent if you have no source of income

>> No.8372329

>>8372115
You don’t need to whore yourself out. Just get a boyfriend that you like a little bit temporarily. Either that or move somewhere with a big serving industry. Girls can easily get jobs as hostesses, backwaiters, and eventually move up to bartender or server. A good looking girl can make bank after a year or two in the service industry. Rent a room in a house or apartment somewhere with some roommates. It’s hard but that’s how you grow up. You’ll see you can do it if you do the work. Stay away from excessive drugs and drinking and once you start making extra money keep investing in crypto.

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>>8372232
>awoowoo1234@gmail.com
Holy shit just come out to LA. I got to UCLA here I have an apartment all to myself. I trade futures and crypto for a living. I come from a wealthy background and have pretty much everything paid for...

If you aren't some fucking thief and this isn't larp then i'll let you stay here in my apartment for free...

I'm not wanting sex, not wanting you to be my gf. I just ask that you don't bring anyone over to the house and mind your business as I mind my own.

If we get along and have similar interests, great! My lease is up in a year though. So that's when you'll have to move. By then you should be on your feet.

If you are not a thief like I just said, I'll even give you one of my cars to do uber and post maids...boom, make like 2k a week and save up to get on your feet.

contact me @ ic3t3asixty6@aol.com

if you are not larping...

>> No.8372353

OP got spooked because someone reposted the pic she deleted
Anyways that was fun good luck pajeeta

>> No.8372364

Mfw this cunt is probs gonna listen to a bunch of larpers spouting bullshit about making it in Africa and tiddy streaming instead of listening to any form of advice that requires actual effort. Why even try anons?

>> No.8372377

>>8372232

passport will take a couple weeks, maybe 3. I mean there's plenty of options, but as far as a cheap and comfortable place to live and work online, Chiang Mai cannot be beaten.

Plus, I can introduce you to the community, lots of helpful people there, events, things to do, workshops to help you become a digital nomad.

other countries to live and work online cheap(with slower internet but maybe cheaper cost of living): Indonesia, Vietnam, India, Nepal, Ukraine, Egypt.

Jogjakarta/Bali in Indonesia are great options. The rest are cheaper but you sacrifice comfort/good internet speed.

>> No.8372382

>>8372353
it was just a picture of her body/butt.

>> No.8372391

>>8372382
it was
PLUMP
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>> No.8372396

>>8372364

You can't save most people. Trust me, you just can't. For every ten kids who are splashing around in the kiddy pool for attention, however, there is one who legitimately wants to learn how to swim and just needs some water wings. Those are the ones that you live for.

>> No.8372401

>>8372382
I know, nvm I just saw she replied again after that

>> No.8372418
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8372418

>>8372185
You realize that eastern europe is shit, nobody wants to live there and that their money is worth less, and that in many of these countries they make americans/western europeans make in one or two months, for the entire year? Their prices of living (and locally produced goods) reflect this, just like how you can have a huge meal in some asian country for barely anything. $20 a week is probably rape town in eastern europe, but in asia somewhere it could be fine actually.

>>8372232
>don't have cleavage to show, so..?
If that picture was of you and your face is alright (probably is, add three points with makeup as well), you don't really need it. Asian = big fetish for some guys, there's almost nothing a girl can have wrong with her to not have some type of guy like her. Streaming is more difficult than camming, which is why I said that that'd be more to pad it out (unless you're ready to really invest time into it). With streaming games you have to just keep your audience busy. Doesn't mean you need to say stuff that makes sense much, just keep talking about whatever you find interesting, preferrably related to what you see in game.

Camming is easier, you're asian so just turn the cam on and you'll have like 100 people immediately. To get more, and tippers, or regulars, again, just say hello and talk to them occasionally. After a while, some weirdo who keeps asking to see your feet will come around and tip $2 several times an hour for whatever those fuckwits get out of ruining everything by paying to see someone's feet, and from there on you're well on your way.

"Autistic" doesn't exist for a girl. Aubrey Plaza is/plays "autistic" roles, guys just find her quirky/so random/funny, you can do nothing wrong.

Easiest by far would be to get a boyfriend. That's why women are never really homeless, they can just find probably just about any guy and go "Hey", and then they have a place to stay.

>>8372238
>little sister
>shy daughter
>paternal feelings
Get out.

>> No.8372420

>>8372349
>Imagine being this much of a Captain Save a Hoe.

>> No.8372421

>>8371571
Job first, then school- part time only so you keep your job. Only go to school if you can learn a trade from it, like nursing school, or hair design school or something like that. Don't fall for the fake specialty schools, either- if it's not a common profession, don't do it.
No loans unless you can guarantee graduation and a good job afterwards.

>> No.8372457

Look for any entry-level job in a pharmaceutical company. Entry-level = no experience needed, pharma = decent pay. I work for a pharma manufacturer/packager, and like half the workforce is women smaller than 5'2". Don't ask me how that works.

>> No.8372460

>>8371115
>>>/soc/26353648

>> No.8372463

>>8372232
If you're gonna listen to >>8372057 or to me, moving to a third-world country can be VERY cheap, but you NEED to have a plan on how you are going to make money.

Earning from local jobs will NOT cut it (salaries in these 3rd world countries are rock-bottom, even flipping burgers in the US will earn you 10x more).

He mentions the term "digital nomad", because the ONLY way you can get a decent income while living in such countries is by earning online, maintaining a 1st-world-income while having only a 3rd-world cost-of-living. If you manage that, you'll be living like a queen.

If you have NO plans on how to maintain such an income as a "digital nomad", you MIGHT end up as one of the beggars in the video >>8372215 posted.

Most of these digital nomads are online programmers, or sell apps, (basically programmers), or people who got rich off of crypto, or are crypto trading geniuses.

If you do not have any of the skills listed above, you can still make it, either by learning how to program, or being a camgirl.

>> No.8372477

>>8372460
>posts in adopt-a-neet
>9 replies to my kik, most are just looking for pics/e-whoring

I'd rather not associate with /soc/ under any circumstance.

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>>8372349

>> No.8372503

>>8372477

Is it the desperation, or the ego?

>> No.8372510

>>8372418
>Autistic girl
I don't watch anything with Aubrey, I was just pointing it out. TRULY autistic is like her, an obnoxious asshole that can't read cues. Guys find it cute, of course.

What you meant is shy, which is also cute in a girl. More rewarding to get a shy girl naked, and you can get away with more teasing than if you look like a bimbo'd up turboslut like some girls. It's a choice you have to make, but I'd cam if I was a girl. Why the hell not? It's free money. Just don't be too boring.

Being "boring" as a camgirl is not switching it up enough when it gets slow. Change the camera angle, move somewhere else in the room, talk to that guy that keeps asking to see your feet because he was born developmentally retarded, and I'm sure you'll figure it out from there. Problems finding stuff to talk about? Let greys (non-paying members) talk, and you'll have endless bullshit to ban people for while still keeping some talking up. Although again, if you're pretty you can just lie there and they will pay you.

>> No.8372526

>>8372463
im from the philippines and this is true. i currently trade cryptos (aka scalping) where in most cases it would be seen as stupid and unprofitable but earning 20 dollars a day is incredibly huge already for me. that's 2x more than minimum wage, also no tax. i use rebit.ph to cash out money, never had any problems with 6 months of me using it. can also be used to pay bills but idk. other options include coins.ph but they have higher fees. rebit is closer to market price. might use Abra now since they include XRP pairs, withdrawing XRP from binance costs 20 cents vs 4-5 dollars of btc. every bit counts for me. if youre interested feel free to ask. you can get by even with 10 usd a day scalping shitcoins on binance, trading the volatility. then cash out to tether at the end of the day (or if set high limit sell orders before you sleep). i personally cash out 20 dollars a day to tether, then at the end of the month withdraw it, etc etc

>> No.8372559
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>>8372349
>being this much of a beta

>> No.8372561

>>8372463
I mostly just trade, have some general understanding of programming, if I studied it more how would I get a programming job overseas? How long have you lived there, do I need to know the language much? I know a lot of those countries have lots of english speakers, and It seems like I'd be safe doing this as long as I put enough away in savings to make it back to the U.S in the worst case scenario.

And how is the banking & government towards you? If you're constantly having deposits from back home, there aren't problems?

>> No.8372568

>>8372526
studio condo in a decent location costs 13k php (~$260) unfurnished, internet costs 2k php ($40), whatever do the math yourself. conversion is $1 = 50-52 php. Abra's rate is ~52 per dollar. food and water if you are cheap you can get by with $80 per month. if you wanna cheap out on rent you can find apartments thatll only cost $100 per month. risky though because you are probably unfamiliar with the area. electricity and water utilities would at most be $80 per month. idk what other expenses you need.

>> No.8372584

>>8372561
most filipinos that youd need to interact with are familiar with english. our curriculum includes english from kindergarten to college so you wont have trouble with that. gov doesnt tax crypto. the central bank of ph released a memo recognizing cryptocurrencies back in january 2017. no regulations yet.

>> No.8372589

This thread is pathetic. Every faggot that posted and didn't sage should kill themselves.

>> No.8372597

>>8372561
what variety of asian are you and do you speak any languages besides english?

>> No.8372604

>>8372561

Try to get a transcription job as well. Starts at around 15/hour. If you're able to concentrate for extended periods of time, type quickly, have a strong command of English, then you might be able to make it. It's a lot harder than it sounds, but you can do it anywhere there's an internet connection.

>> No.8372626

>>8372584
thanks, how would i even rent a place there?

i am leaning towards this if it all adds up

>> No.8372628

>>8372561

I lived in both thailand and philippines and I think Thailand is a lot cheaper. Food, rent is cheaper in north thailand. My filipino friend who traveled with me also thinks goods are cheaper.

But yeah, philippines is a fine option as well, but the internet speed sucks. I emailed you in case you decide you wanna head out here, can help you get passport and we can answer any questions on voice chat/telegram :)

>> No.8372635

>>8372561
Here in montreal there's an engineer school, ÉTS, that cost 1.4k/semester, but on the second semester you can choose an internship, that the school finds for you, and it pays around 18$/hour,full time. With this you can pay your other semesters or get hired at the job and keep working there. My first internship was 21.5$/hr. My second one was 20$/hr. The second one hired me (at a higher salary). I feel like this is a somewhat-solid plan. Only downside is you'll have to learn french. There are english school too but they don't provide you the internship,you have to find it yourself.

>> No.8372640

>>8372568
260 rent
80 food and water
80 utility bills
20 laundry
40 internet
= $480 per month. withdrawing from binance with XRP then cashing out via the Abra app = ~$1 fee. ive used both rebit.ph and Abra app. dont need a job like others said if you can trade crypto getting $20 a day. can easily get a job in call centers if you want, easy if you know english. highschool dropouts easily get into them if they know english.

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>>8371115
do you have a dick? this is very important please respond

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>>8372561
>Asian female
>How would I get a programming job?
Is this serious? You're a quota dream, certainly in europe.

That said, the US government will hunt you to the ends of the earth to extract their taxes, so you should look into the tax situation first, and get a job offer BEFORE you enter a country (use linkedin).

>>8372589
You're on /biz/, for faggots, by faggots. Posting doesn't preclude you from saging, although it might generate replies.

>>8372597
Like all asians, she speaks the universal currency: sideways pussy. Why not cam? I can't fathom why a decently attractive (or better) asian girl wouldn't cam in this day and age if she was truly short on money. Even with that ruled out, why not get a boyfriend or sugardaddy? You just need to turn up, AND you get sex out of it.

>>8372626
It works out for living cheap, but don't kid yourself - they are shithole countries, their prices are low for a reason.

>> No.8372679

>>8372626

Email me Adam13171717@gmail.com if you need further help, I'm about to meet a friend for lunch but I can answer any questions you have about living or traveling in asia.

>> No.8372680

>>8372626
just talk with the landlord if it's an apartment, and as for the condos you hit up the owners of the condo unit. there are many ads plastered in diff places online. not much paperwork necessary, more leeway regarding source of income. favorable for western foreigners, tho you said youre asian

>> No.8372691

>>8372561
If you can trade enough to earn $500-1000 per month, you're golden.
No need to learn how to program.
There's more money in crypto trading than programming.

A lot of foreigners here do not even know how to speak Filipino, everyone will accomodate you and speak english. Your plan of having enough saved away to make it back is already solid.

Philippines is one of the last few countries with bank secrecy laws, so you won't get burger issues like IRS-like-entities looking into your transactions. Which is why >>8372526 says it's "tax free". A LOT of people here don't pay taxes and they don't have the infrastructure to catch anyone.

Opening a bank account MIGHT be a challenge at first, but like that >>8372526 guy mentioned, you can use rebit.ph to cash out crypto to any remittance center (basically pawnshops/western union/moneygram-like shops where you can claim your money with just an ID). So you may not even need to have a bank account.

If you do want to be an online programmer, you're gonna be competing with all the pajeets on Upwork or other freelancing sites, unless you go the mobile app route (a lot of people make passive income from in-app purchases that way), or you have connections that allow you to work from anywhere but still get a US salary.

For an average idea of the cost of living, just look around at https://olx.ph
Search for "apartment for rent", you'll see lots of listings for 5000 pesos (that's $100 monthly).

>> No.8372703

>>8372680
owners of the condo unit because it's common here for rich fucks to buy up units to rent them out to students near universities aka decent locations because almost always those are near metro stations and malls.

>> No.8372713

>>8371249
Nigger my deadlift is 415 at 170 lbs. Speak for yourself.

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>>8372674
>the US government will hunt you to the ends of the earth to extract their taxes
what taxes? If she isnt a complete retard, then the US government wouldnt even know she has a crypto stack
kek

>You're on /biz/, for faggots, by faggots
/biz/ is not /lgbt/ no matter how much you queers want it to be so
have a thot

>Like all asians, she speaks the universal currency: sideways pussy
you're painting quite the picture
you're /polgbt/ arent you?

>It works out for living cheap, but don't kid yourself - they are shithole countries, their prices are low for a reason
>pls dont leave for greener pastures cryptoautists
>we want to tax you
kek

>> No.8372740

>>8372691
agree, doesnt even need to have a bank account. rebit is easy enough to use. $1000 per month is fucking living like a king already, i outlined a budget that doesnt even get past $500. i get past that because i buy more food lol

>> No.8372768
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HOLY SHIT OP
THIS RED ALERT IF THIS IS REAL
DO NOT I repeat DO NOT go to any of these peoples houses or give them your info.
DO NOT leave the fucking country on the hopes of living a crypto free life by the suggestion of these same people
DO NOT be this stupid
I shouldn't even have to say this. Just go on indeed dot com and fucking get a receptionist or some other bullshit easy job. Fuck go on craigslist, local businesses post on there too.

Just for the love that is anything possible in this fucking world DO NOT go with any of these anons. Especially the ones out of the country, you'll end up as a sex slave.

>> No.8372797

>>8372768
You're actually right about this...It's dangerous posting information like that on an anonymous website like 4chan...

I probably shouldn't have posted my email.

Oh well, it's an email I hardly use anymore

>> No.8372801

>>8372768
maybe that's what she wants

>her body her choice

>> No.8372802

>>8372768
this but unironically

>> No.8372804

>>8372768
i agree that she shouldnt email any of these guys, sounds incredibly risky. i dont even think id listen to my own advice here if i saw it from someone else but that's what ive been personally been doing the past 6 months, neeting it up with crypto. it's easy desu you dont even need to go full degenerate and go margin trading on bitmex. scalping shitcoins is easy enough. after expenses i add all profits to eth. built up a nice stack of 5 ETH solely from scalping $20-$30 a day, some days i get lucky obv

>> No.8372810

>>8372768

what are the odds of this? sure some of the ones in the states might be luring me into something, but if i go to thailand/phil, why/how would i end as a sex slave?

>> No.8372813

>>8372628
Internet is semi-decent now with new offerings of PLDT FIBR and Converge Fiber. You can get like 20-50mbps connections for $40-50 monthly.

>>8372526
How much do you trade with to get $20 daily? Or how much % can you gain trading?
I personally just luckily bought some coins back in March, so I managed to make bank just sitting on my coins, but I'd like to generate more as I watch BTC's price go down everyday.

>> No.8372815

>>8372768
What if she wants to be a sex slave? I would not be a bad master, all I demand is french maid outfits and roller skates.

>> No.8372833

>>8372810
Wherever you are now is safer than filippines

>> No.8372837

>>8372768
Literally this. Anyone who acts like they're whales from Cambodia that pay 1 cent taxes are such clear bait larps idunno why you're even responding or looking at this. Jesus, just because you're a useless neet doesn't mean your IQ hasta be in the negatives.

>> No.8372841

>>8372810
Maybe he's referring to that Thailand guy who was asking you to email and looks like he wants to meet up. Yeah, that guy seems to be well-meaning, but it can't hurt to practice caution with anons.

Me though, I just gave you the link https://olx.ph
and told you to search "apartments for rent". :p

>> No.8372846

>>8372167

This right here. I'm from Holland, single and living on my own in my appartment. Come join me and let's get married OP. You basically get everything for free here.

>> No.8372848

>>8372810
Are you serious? Going to a country where the laws of US don't apply to you anymore. There is no safety net. Lol, if you actually end up getting on a plane and meet some anon in a foriegn country you're just asking to be kidnapped the minute they take you to some cafe to eat in the village.

One minute you're just eating breakfast, take a sip of some oj that was roofied and then boom...

You wake up in the back of a van or some basement cellar tied up.

That shit happens all the time...think a little bit

>> No.8372855

>>8372810
>If I go to a third world country withno connections whatsoever how ever will I be turned into a sex slave?
Did you even read what you wrote?

>> No.8372864

>>8372810
Holy shit. You're in way more danger overseas. The odds of abduction folks both living in the US and being in on biz are so insanely low. Fuck, I live in Ohio and I'd let you crash at my place for a couple weeks if you cleaned. I'm normal and live in a big house.

>> No.8372865

>>8371115
I'm on the east coast. I will literally move you into my house and all you have to do is cook and clean. I won't fuck you or even try to fuck you unless we have chemistry and you actually seem interested. I'm a lot more interested in a live-in maid who isn't going to steal shit and might be fun to talk to.

6'0 blonde haired blue eyed guy here. Rich off crypto. Only marginally unattractive in the face.

>> No.8372870

Holy fuck OP I sure hope you're not considering any of those advises telling you to move to 3rd world countries lmao.

Get yourself an apartment with a roommate and a shit job while you figure this shit out.

If you've got a bit of a logical thinking skills, take out a loan and go to college to study computer science. You'll for sure meet other neet friends and when you're done you'll make a decent entry salary with possibility of career growth plus programming jobs aren't going away in the future.

If you're scared it's normal. You just gotta give yourself some time.

Consider the following.. I also was an absolute autistic fuck at 20.. fast forward 7 yrs still completely am but dealing with mongoloids 10 to 15 yrs older than me is making me want to push through life and do the necessary to be a borderline functioning adult lel.

Good luck OP

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>>8372848
>US laws are the only thing keeping you from becoming a sex slave
kek

>> No.8372890

>>8372813
i use $1000 to trade to get $20-$30 a day easily. i bought in initially 6 months ago with $500. i did riskier shit back then but now that i have a decent enough stack i just wanna get by. i dont do percentages, if you want a percent then 2%-3% daily. it seems huge but really it isn't because it doesnt compound. i keep a constant $1k trading stack, and keep profits in ETH. i dont even know if it can be called trading. any coins with decent enough volume move up and down in a single day in so much that just by riding that, taking profits, 2 dollars or so per trade, more if you can see the swings getting wilder, it's easy enough to get by.

>> No.8372907

>>8372180
Just follow my or any similar anons advice and actually fucking get a job and get off your ass. You don't need to become a taiwanese sex slave to have a roof over your head, jesus christ.

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>>8371375

>> No.8372909

>>8372718
Any bank that wants to deal with US citizens typically need to have a tax agreement and audit with the US. That's why a lot of trading companies don't allow US citizens at all. It's why you plebs think crypto is good, when any idiot in the rest of the world can do the same thing with forex or indices and make a compounding amount of money with the same or less effort.

The tax thing was about a job, as well. You'd know that if you weren't an illiterate homo (seeing as you think quite a lot about lgbt for no reason). Any job you get abroad as an american, you will get tax-fucked. You guys pay worldwide taxes, most don't, but you do, and that's why if you want a job abroad, need to look into that first.

As for your "greener pastures", what did I say other than that SE asian countries are shitholes, and everything is extremely cheap for a reason? It's a simple fact. Just like when people try to tell you that eastern europe is some kind of wonderful magical place you can go to, live cheap, and be happy in. You can. But not if you're from western europe, the US or similar. Those places are simply shitholes, and SE asia makes them look quite upscale in comparison.

If you ever want to live a normal life without laundering money, it's very difficult as a US citizen. You may find some exception in "Shithole", Asia or Africa, but it will be in a shithole, and temporary pending laws. Meanwhile, pray you don't get gangraped or burglarized and killed in the night.

>>8372810
SE asia or anywhere in eastern europe other than maybe western Poland = NOPE.

Get a basic job, anything. Work, live as cheaply as you can and cam in the evenings. After saving up to live without a job for a while, cam more and there you go.

Alternatively, get a boyfriend.

>> No.8372911

>>8372874
US officials don't investigate overseas...it's anyones game over there...The likelihood of her getting kidnapped and taken somewhere for sex slavery in the US is almost impossible. The sex slavery demand isn't in US...because the laws over here and the investigations going on. Who would do it in their own backyard? People deliberately go to those places like thailand for sex slaves....

use your head bro..

>> No.8372912

>>8372768

I've met some of the smartest/nicest people in crypto I've encountered from Discord links here and there a long time ago on /biz/, but none of us really bother coming here anymore.

>> No.8372937

Tits and timestamp and I will unironically send you 1 ETH

>> No.8372939
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>>8372810
Odds are pretty high that some random guy on this board is trying to rip you off. I'd guess higher than the opposite.

Out of the country, alone as others point out, you are extremely vulnerable especially since no one will be looking for you if you never try to make contact.

One wrong person hears this overseas and they will snag you, and then you'll get the experience the real version of Taken.

Stay local for now till you get off your feet.
Stability first.

>> No.8372949

>>8372810
You dont want to go to a shithole 3rd world country for sure. 100% no doubt about it.

If you SOMEHOW live in the Atlanta area, I can actually get you a job and we don't even have to meet or do any creepy shit. Just let me know if you actually do and I can email you some stuff to get the job. Which will give you enough to get a shitty apartment because multiple lower level people in the company do it.

>> No.8372965

>>8372937
this sound lucrative OP. do it

>> No.8372974
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>>8372909
If she is moving to live somewhere else and start a new life, then its reasonable to assume that the prospect of renouncing citizenship would be on the table.
Which then leads to "well they will audit you before you're allowed to leave and renounce"
which then leads to
how do they even know about a crypto stack to begin with?

quality of life is quite different for people living with first world budgets in third world nations
kind of like the difference of someone living in a gated community vs detroit
;^)

>>8372911
>US officials don't investigate overseas...it's anyones game over there
You're acting as if the US is the only authority on the planet and living outside of the US guarantees getting raped and killed with impunity
fucking kek, get over yourself

>> No.8372984

>>8372810
Well, as always, /biz/ is gonna be full of FUDers.
If you aren't FUDed away from moving to a 3rd world country, remember you're gonna be a NEET there as well anyway (probably just stay in your apartment or condo, trading all day).

And if you get a condo unit NEXT TO A MALL (all SM Supermalls in the Philippines have a condo unit right next to it), you probably will never leave that area, and be completely safe. It's gonna cost you more though to live next to a mall (around $200-500 monthly).

Just google "sm condo for rent rentpad.com.ph"
I don't see what you'll need to be concerned about if you're just gonna stay at home trading all day.

>> No.8373001

>>8372810
If you’re in the Miami/South Florida area I can possibly give you a place to stay for a while if you’re really desperate. We just have to meet in a public place first so I can judge your character and make sure you aren’t male, a serial killer, etc.

>> No.8373003

>>8372909
>shitholes
yeah it's called a third world country for a reason i guess but OP just wants to be neeting it up why the fuck would she even care about that? it's not like living conditions are that bad, holy shit. only other country ive been to is France because of a relative and i can say that if im just going to be staying at home then it's not much different from living in Metro Manila. we arent eating dirt here for fucks sake. also the idiots crying about sex slavery are insane. maybe in the provinces yes but you can safely go out at night in some locations, and it's way safer if in the capital (the one i suggested to OP is safe enough because of its vicinity to universities, aka nightlife because there are shitloads of bars filled with univ students near it). don't have to get worried about being fucking kidnapped, what the fuck. if she wants to be safe then stay fucking inside like the neet she wants to be then. i dont know why the fuck am i whiteknighting my country since i know its shit but it isnt as shit as you niggers are claiming it to be

>> No.8373015

>>8372974
If a government is incapable of taxing it's own citizens, as you retards constantly seem to be shilling, how the fuck are you also inversely going to shill that this govt has any authority whatsoever on the population. Jesus I swear if OP falls for this meme she deserves to get raped and sold off.

>> No.8373023

>>8372349
You guys are right...wtf am i thinking...I don't even know this person..

Damn, i'm fucking lonely...I need to get out and get some friends. Holy shit...

Imagine that, you're right. This is some beta bullshit.

I need to throw some cold water on my face and stop trying to be the hero for every girl that shares a sob story

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8373032

so its either
1) join the military

2) wageslave min wage or some other entry job/while going to school and hope i can support self

3) risk it all in asian country trading crypto and hope biz doesn't meme me into being a sex slave

>> No.8373033

>>8373001
the reverse psychology approach, nice

>> No.8373039

>>8372909
Goddamn sometimes it feels good coming out of shitholes. I have two passports and 3 residence cards, I got the option to get paid under the table to reduce taxes at my old jobs, and I'm flying under the radar consistently thanks to crypto and family bank accounts.
I mean, fair enough I'm not a richfag, but it's still nice to know the American IRS isn't fucking hunting me to the ends of the earth.

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>>8373015
So please explain to me how they intend to tax a girl with a crypto stack they dont even know exists, hmm?

>> No.8373051

>>8372115
mental illness in a photo

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>>8373003
>idiots crying about sex slavery are insane.
>maybe in the provinces yes
>you can safely go out at night in some locations

You do realize in the first world, we don't fear sex slavery or kidnapping anywhere at any time of day, right?

>> No.8373084

>>8373023
And as for you Adam. I'm sorry dude but that is sketchy as fuck. You might be genuinely a good person.

But I can't risk shit like that. No matter how lonely I am at this point in my life.

I wish you well my dude. Hope it works out for you.

>> No.8373087

>>8373032

I already told you to get a transcriptionist job. Fucking google all the companies and apply to them all asap. It's perfect for you if you can do what I wrote above:

>>8372604

>> No.8373090

>>8373032

I'm going to sleep now but I sent you an email. I've been in the military for about 6 years anyway so if you are really thinking about going that route i can give you some tips. Good luck

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>>8373032
It's not a meme. Based on your reactions, if you go to an asian country by yourself, you're gonna get sex slaved.
Just pick 1 or 2.
Those are the easy option believe it or not. Number 3 is trying hard to become a sex slave.

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>>8373076
>there is no human trafficking, kidnapping and rape in the first world
kek

>> No.8373103

>>8373023
in this episode anon realizes the error of his ways

>> No.8373106

>>8373091
>It's not a meme
She didn't say that. Read that sentence again.

>> No.8373114

>>8373076
she's going to be a neet, if she's gonna be staying in the capital then what the fuck does she have to worry about? also you western fucks are the ones doing the raping in some locations i am talking about. fucking military fucks. especially in Subic. youre the ones doing the raping, you pieces of shit

>> No.8373115

>>8373094
Not so common that it's a rational fear.
Plus, we tend to import the sex slaves.

>> No.8373127

>>8373115
There's a lot to the west that should be feared but isnt.

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>>8373032

>Ask /biz/ for advice
>Move to the Phillipines with $5k

We did it guys

>> No.8373137

>>8373094
also this. not like you dont have your fair share of problems like your everyday school shootings
>but op wont be getting near schools
she also wont be going outside to some shithole if shes going to neet it up in a comfy condo unit

>> No.8373146

>>8373032
military sucks
>was there for 5 years
You're a female
Ride chads cock (or mine) and get a free place to live

>> No.8373153

>>8373129
kek

>> No.8373157

>>8372937
See, first customer. Didn't even tip for feet, so not a retard for once.

>>8372974
>Giving up a western citizenship for Shitholeistan, Asia/South America/Africa
Stop baiting. Nobody can be that stupid.

If you hold a US passport, you're infinitely less likely to get gangraped by 10 local men in the middle of the night, because it'll cause big headlines and international pressure for an investigation that will cost these poor peasants much more than they want to spend on police business, so they'll naturally watch over you a lot more (than even their own people). As a westerner, you're simply worth more. Giving that up would be unthinkably daft, even for someone dull enough to be able to trade crypto but not move it to the big leagues.

Nobody, -nobody- gives a shit if some local girl in a SE country is raped to death, or has an organ harvested. You're either a good troll, or an actual moron.

>>8373003
France is a shithole too. I wouldn't move to France.

>>8373032
1) No, you idiot.
2) DING DING DING - Wageslave to cover rent, part-time if that's all you need. Spend the rest of your time being a camgirl. CAMGIRL. DO IT.
3) No.

You forgot the best option:
0) Get a boyfriend

>>8373039
If you can come and go it's fine. If you have a steady supplied income (pension, or just saved money), it's fine. If you're stuck and have to grind out a living from scratch, it's not a good idea.

You can cheat tax authorities, but it's generally pretty difficult for someone who hasn't done it for many years already. What people generally think is "I got away", until they decide to audit you. I don't speak from personal experience, I'm just saying that they are watching. You always have to act as if they're watching, in all senses of that expression.

>> No.8373192

>>8373129
>so its either
>1) join the military
>2) wageslave min wage or some other entry job/while going to school and hope i can support self
>3) risk it all in asian country trading crypto and hope biz doesn't meme me into being a sex slave

This is the buy high, sell low of life advice.

>> No.8373197 [DELETED] 

>>8373076
Have you even seen the place you are talking about. The "provinces" >>8373003 is talking about is probably THOUSANDS of MILES away from the metro.

Pic related.
That looks "unsafe" to you?

SM Megamall, and RIGHT NEXT to it is the St.Francis Square condo. You can google the rent cost for there and 1BR1BA is available for like $500.

You can literally live next to a mall OP.
>>8372626 check out the picture and decide if this looks "safe" enough for you.

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>>8373157
>you're infinitely less likely to get gangraped by 10 local men in the middle of the night, because it'll cause big headlines and international pressure for an investigation that will cost these poor peasants much more than they want to spend on police business
kek
yeah I am sure that a group of gang rapists opportunistically picking up some autist would be checking her passport before they do the deed just in case they offend the wrong people
kek
>so they'll naturally watch over you a lot more (than even their own people). As a westerner, you're simply worth more.
KEK
this is the type of thinking that leads third world police and communities to actually hate you and turn a blind eye to it all
actually suggesting you're walking around like a god because of your passport
are you a boomer that overdosed on 50s/80s patriotism? kek

Also I notice you have no actual answer to my questions or points, just derision of the entire prospect of leaving the US
kek

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>>8373076
Have you even seen the place you are talking about. The "provinces" >>8373003 is talking about is probably THOUSANDS of MILES away from the metro.

Pic related.
That looks "unsafe" to you?

SM Megamall, and RIGHT NEXT to it is the St.Francis Square condo. You can google the rent cost for there and 1BR1BA is available for like $500.

You can literally live next to a mall OP
>>8372626 check out the picture and decide if this looks "safe" enough for you.

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>300 replies
4chab is dead

>> No.8373240

Teach English in Japan. They'll hire anyone and the pay is fine for getting on your feet. 5k is enough to relocate.

>> No.8373261

I'm 20 and I'm just like you except I can drive. Basically idk, do u have kik?

>> No.8373264

>>8371115
I'm a former mostly NEET grill that managed to get back on track. If you want support/a friend/advice email me at katenok8215@gmail.com

>> No.8373287

>>8373264
>>8373264
R u 20

>> No.8373295

>>8373264
nice im gonna email you anonette

>> No.8373298

>>8371115
Are you a virgin?

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>>8373209
>You can literally live next to a mall
Whatever melts your butter, bud. I'm not saying that the morons that bumble around my country are better than the morons there, but I know what these morons are about.
$500/mo will get you quite a lot in the States. OP said she lives in the south. $500 goes a long way in the south. Fuck, you could probably get an actual house with actual land for $500.
You seem to really like malls, though. Check out mall of America, you'd probably bust a nut, and it's in the middle of Wisconsin, so you know rent is cheap.

>> No.8373305

>>8373287
I'm 23 now, but I was a NEET at 17-20.

>> No.8373307

>>8373137
alright my autism is flaring up right now i need to get out of this thread. hopefully last post.
olx.ph or rentpad to find units to rent. better than apartments but pricier. but still cheap as fuck. preferably near taft avenue, metro manila. makati is more expensive but you might be interested if youre richer but youre not because youre a neet. for condo units near taft avenue, metro manila, especially near universities like DLSU, CSB, etc etc, there are many bars and clubs there that are populated by university students, nightlife and all. you dont have to worry about shit like fucking getting kidnapped. youre a neet anyway, why the fuck would you go out at night? almost all condos have security anyway. you can order groceries like i do via waltermart's online grocery (grocerydelivery.com.ph). if you wanna eat fast food everyday like fucking Jolibee or something it gets more expensive but still cheap. monthly expenses wont go above $600, im fucking sure. im also sure that being a foreigner without a bank account wont be a problem with most condo owners/landlords as long as you can pay. for internet, they require you a bank account but if you just say that your parents are giving you money from abroad which is why you dont have one but can pay easily, then they will approve of your application. this is what i do by the way because i dont have my own personal bank account. you also dont need a bank account if you cash out via rebit.ph. i dont know what else to say, fucking sex slavery really. retards. im not saying you should do it because it would probably be incredibly jarring to suddenly be in some other country where you dont even have a job, relying on trading shitcoins to earn a living but that's what ive been doing, except for being from some other country. in case everything fails you can apply to call center agencies which accepts highschool dropouts as long as you can speak english. or those online transcription jobs or whatever.

>> No.8373308

I'll pay you 20 buk per fuk

>> No.8373311

>>8373216
What the fuck else is there to do.

>> No.8373322
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8373322

And now some real advice

if you leave the country you might get raped

find a female roommate

states in the midwest are very very cheap i hear texas is cheap maybe Austin,TX might be good if you like technology and restaurants and stuff like that

maybe find a overseas teaching job

if you go into the military prepare to be stalked 24/7 by the males and or raped...oh and these are the fake tv actor all stars who soldiers type...real soldiers nowadays are bottom of the barrel fucked up mentally weird degenerate types

indeed.com is your friend for jobs...spend a couple hours a day there if you really want to find something

I just bough a house in the silicon valley, good high paying jobs(even for entry level stuff), tech, restaurants, colleges and beach are all nearby and id let stay with me but my wife would kill you so thats out of the question

>> No.8373323

>>8373199
the anon youre replying to is right. westerners and foreigners are looked up to in the philippines. seriously youd get special treatment or more leeway regarding some shit here.

>> No.8373327

>>8373300
>middle of Wisconsin
suburban minnesota bro, it's not that cheap

>> No.8373356

>>8371378
>advises camwhoring
>thinking a female NEET on /biz would be attractive

Here's what you should really do OP, go full SJW sperg level saying that you're a female game developer. Make something shitty in twine(don't need to know how to program, its barely more difficult to use than Word) and then intentionally go piss a bunch of people off. Then when they say shit back claim they attacked you because they're all misogynists and beg for patreon shekels. If they don't attack you create sockpuppet accounts and attack yourself and screencap that instead..

>> No.8373358

>>8373199
It's the difference between being an expat and hopelessly stuck there. One, they won't touch unless circumstances are extraordinary, in which case the expat simply leaves. The other is open to the dreg of society.

You didn't make any points:
>If she's moving, it's resonable to assume that she considers renouncing her citizenship
A statement, not a question or point. No, it's not resonable for the aforementioned reasons.
>Well they will audi-
No, she hasn't made any money before moving there and renouncing her citizenship, so logically, there would be no reason to audit her.
>Which then leads to: how do they know about crypto?
Any interaction with real world money will leave a trace. If they ever look at you, for any slight reason, they will see a gaping hole of dark money that bought you all sorts of things. They regularly do this to people they suspect, and can take any random item that you can't explain the exact chain of income that lead to its purchase for.

>Trading crypto will have you live like a king in a gated community
Someone with $5k won't be living the life on crypto in Rapetown, SE asia. It's not a good idea, and if it is you still haven't made the slightest attempt at explaining why fresh meat would be treated any differnently than just that.

>>8373323
Don't bother engaging with him, he'll just spout platitudes at you and then react with bewilderment when you answer them in words he doesn't understand.

I'm not saying you're "God", but I am saying that if you have a good passport they will go out of their way to make sure that you aren't seriously harmed, because that brings a lot more trouble than they want. A local, however, nobody will miss.

>> No.8373379

>>8371115
Just sell yourself.

>> No.8373384

>>8373323
that's because you're assumed to be cashed up along with remnants of colonialism translating into nostalgia though

not exactly "oh shit better not rape and kill this girl we found in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses because then it might cause problems for the government :( "

thats facetious

>> No.8373387

>>8373327
I'm just saying that dude really likes malls. For that kind of hot mall action, he might pay through the nose.
As far as middle of Wisconsin goes, it was a comprimise between middle of nowhere and Wisconsin. For most people, anywhere in Wisconsin is the middle of nowhere.

>> No.8373409

>>8373032
Again, for shitloads of side-cash, see >>8372013

>> No.8373412

>>8373387
I actually messed up my currency conversion, it's only $200-300 monthly to live next to a mall.
I like malls as a NEET because it has everything I need, not just groceries or a department store, I can even go to the movies or the arcade. I would never have to leave the area ever.

>> No.8373433

>>8373387
the one he showed in >>8373209 looks bigger than MoA. malls must be hot shit in flipland, he likely has no idea how they're dying out all across burgerland.

>> No.8373438

>>8373358
yeah he clearly doesnt know shit. his latest reply
>middle of nowhere
when i suggested living in the capital near renowned universities in the country, where students studying there stay out at night for the nightlife. sure

>> No.8373456

>>8372349
>being a beta faggot as soon as any dumb cunt is in trouble
I bet you wouldnt offer this to another anon if they weren't a le troubled female

>> No.8373475

>>8373433
We have a great Scooby-Do ghost town mall near me. It's falling apart and only has the sketchiest of tennants left.
Fucking thing is massive and used to be jammed full of all sorts with fountains and theaters and the like.
I've got to go get some pictures before the place is condemned.

>> No.8373477

>>8372864
>Fuck, I live in Ohio and I'd let you crash at my place for a couple weeks if you cleaned. I'm normal and live in a big house.
fucking beta males need to be exterminated i swear

>> No.8373499
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8373499

well im sleep biz thanks for the posts, will need to reread through all of this before i make decision tomorrow, some good ideas, some memes, whatever happens it will be better than having to smell disgusting weed stench 24/7

>> No.8373504

>>8373001
>If you’re in the Miami/South Florida area I can possibly give you a place to stay for a while if you’re really desperate.
Betas need to be exterminated

>> No.8373515
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8373515

>>8371115
Come live with me.
turnovertherecord@gmail.com

>> No.8373533

>>8373412
I like that you like malls. I can't stand them.
I think it's the people milling around "browsing" and himming and hawwing about whatever the latest and greatest Yankee Candle has to offer.
Something about the mass of humanity puts me off.
Oddly enough, I love casinos. I know it's just a gambling mall with the same group of bumpkins, and the same sort of advertising, but somehow it doesn't make me anxious.

>> No.8373536

>>8373475
>Pictures
Film it, put it on youtube. Those derelict building exploration videos can be nice. Sometimes just old run down malls that you can tell used to be something 20 years ago, but now the floors aren't even clean and the wallpaper is peeling.

>>8373499
Your options:
1. Get a boyfriend, move in with him. Yes, you will have to have sex, but you can be pretty stingy even with that if you dislike it.
2. Work a wageslave minimum wage job for as much as you need to cover rent and (cheap) living. Then camwhore for the rest of it, fairly soon you'll make enough to not have to work anymore. Just be pretty and talk to regulars, and eventually people will even mod for you so you don't even have to touch the computer, just roll around in your bed/apartment.
3. Take a loan, get an education. This might work out very well, or you might be in debt for a long, long time. Only do if you have a clear path to work through the education chosen.

1 or 2, get a boyfriend, or wageslave and camwhore, then just camwhore. Alternatively, get a boyfriend and cam when he isn't home.

>> No.8373539
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8373539

>>8371221
Never mind, you are clearly insufferable if the sweet aroma of ganga triggers you like that.
>nice larp 2/10 made me reply

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8373553

>>8373358
>you didnt make any points
>A statement, not a question or point
so you will interpret it as a statement and not a point when it fits your argument? kek

>Don't bother engaging with him, he'll just spout platitudes at you and then react with bewilderment when you answer them in words he doesn't understand.
oh right, you're setting it up as an argument of semantics
thats a win on my part right? kek

>No, she hasn't made any money before moving there and renouncing her citizenship, so logically, there would be no reason to audit her.
thats the first time a taxcuck has admitted that. usually its YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE? WELL THEY WILL AUDIT YOU AND YOU'RE FUCKED
kek

>Any interaction with real world money will leave a trace. If they ever look at you, for any slight reason, they will see a gaping hole of dark money that bought you all sorts of things.
yeah no shit
I am asking how they would know about her crypto stack if there isnt a paper trail
pretty simple, they dont right? hard to admit, hmm?

>Someone with $5k won't be living the life on crypto in Rapetown, SE asia.
kek no arguments here
trying to make it in a new country with 5k = an anxiety filled "holiday"

>>8373438
kek too scared to actually reference me, faggot?
I am not arguing within your restrictions or ideas, you're not that important
cry more that the world sees the third world as it is, a shithole

>> No.8373555

>>8373412
Learn to code and study new languages and maths in your spare time, once you can at least code JS and C# aim to learn Mandarin or something along those lines and try to aim for a White Monkey job for a little, then try to apply for jobs in programming all the while learning new languages if you need to, make enough money and go to uni to get a degree (if general arts do Masters in law, aim for biz oriented degree, accounting makes good money but sucks ass) and then your life is good. Loans will suck but there's always a trade off

>> No.8373568

>>8371221
Don't take loans for unit you have no idea what you're doing and even further away from knowing what you want.
>Americas biggest secret is community colleges
Work as a waitress and you can make good money on the side, keep tuition low, transfer after 2 years to a unit or get a job with your Associates' degree if you get a practical one.

>> No.8373593

>>8373499
Read my shit when you can, you need to study otherwise you won't get anywhere, it's how our society works

>> No.8373616

>>8371571
>i've been posting here since august
what coins r u hodln?

>> No.8373621

>>8373536
The crazy thing is that it's not abandoned yet. There are still tennants.
Sure the place is 90% vacant, but that makes it all the weirder.
I'd video, but there is no way to put out anything worth watching without it being some lame Vice rust belt shit docufeelsbad.

>> No.8373647

some dude is mad because i didnt quote him specifically, really? "too scared to reference me" are you serious lmao. "youre not that important" i guess he's projecting now because he got "ignored", huh

>> No.8373674
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8373674

kek
enjoy being a poor island monkey who is obviously "triggered"

>> No.8373706
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8373706

>>8373553
>so you will interpret it as a statement and not a point when it fits your argument?
A point has or makes, well.. a point, observation or logical conclusion. Your baseless assumption that something is resonable because you feel it is, doesn't make a point.

>I am asking how they would know about her crypto stack if there isnt a paper trail
>pretty simple, they dont right? hard to admit, hmm?
I'll re-post the previous point, maybe you'll understand it if you read it again:
Any interaction with real world money will leave a trace. If they ever look at you, for any slight reason, they will see a gaping hole of dark money that bought you all sorts of things. They regularly do this to people they suspect, and can take any random item that you can't explain the exact chain of income that lead to its purchase for.

As for your "gotcha", I guess if pointing out that your post made little sense and that your proposition was retarded because you apparently lack the ability to follow your own story to its logically conclusion, then I guess you did get me to "admit"?

>>8373621
>I'd video, but there is no way to put out anything worth watching without it being some lame Vice rust belt shit docufeelsbad.
I believe in you Anon. If there's a will there's a way. Make it well enough, and someone might hire you to do more!

>>8373647
Ruh-oh. Careful, you'll set the little baby boy off- >>8373674 too late.

>> No.8373714

>>8373533
>>8373433
I guess I like them because malls here are still "hot shit", yeah.
I mean, if it ended up like how you described in >>8373475 or >>8373621 where it's falling apart, I'd probably hate it too.

But for when OP >>8373499 wakes up, she might want to take a look inside to see it's not "third-worldy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa_MlooiYYU

You can watch the first few seconds of the video too, might want to visit here while on vacation or something.

>> No.8373715

>>8371115
Better spread those legs and get ready to make a living

>> No.8373725

>>8373714
It's probably fine. Most places are. But it's no place to go with your last $5k as a shy girl.

>> No.8373740
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8373740

>>8373706
>a whole bunch of nothing and repeating an argument that was irrelevant to begin with
kek

here I will simplify it for you

does the government have any ability to tax a girls crypto stack if they dont know it exists?
if the only way they can know it exists is because of a paper trail and interaction with "real world money", and there is no paper trail or interaction, that would mean that the government is impotent in this regard, yes?

to spoonfeed you since you're likely going to convolute again:

can the IRS tax something they dont know exists?

seems like you're having a lot of trouble answering that pretty simple question. I really do wonder why ;^)

>> No.8373741

>>8371335
>frogposter
You deserve to be homeless

>> No.8373766

>>8371115
>all-caps ID
what does this mean

https://fizz.gg/zDy2rO.png

>> No.8373811

>>8373714
If you like malls that seems top notch. Also, I can't say I've ever thought much about the Phillipines, but it's going on the list.
I'm going to look into the stuff that's more interesting to me, though. What are your sweet museums and places of national pride?
Thanks, mallanon.

>> No.8373867

>>8371888
>asian
Must be filipino if your parents are retarded and your mom is whoring around.

>> No.8373882

>>8372115
>>8373867
Nevermind you're white as fuck larping as chink.

>> No.8373961
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8373961

>>8373811
If you're on vacation here, most people say the best attraction in the country is the Banaue Rice Terraces (pic related), supposedly deserving enough to be a wonder of the world.

Most tourists also like the natural hot springs in Laguna, or the white sand beaches in Batangas.

Also if you go on one of those Manila tours, they can take you to places like Intramuros, places where national heroes and revolutionaries have monuments, and things like old writings and weapons are displayed, etc.

>> No.8373962

>>8371362

great idea anon, this girl can definitely handle bluffing her way into, then keeping, a skill based job, even though she can't even manage to stay in her own mother's good graces

>> No.8374192

>>8371115
tits or gtfo

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8374269

what happened to the 'breeding pod' guy?

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8374413

>>8374269
The same thing that always happens. He says "I'll time stamp her belly, brb" and then never comes back.
Don't take the bait, or spam the (fake) picture until people realize it's larp.

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8374428

>>8371249
think twice fagit

>> No.8374440

>>8373961
That is now my reference image for explaining topographical maps.