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> 100k+ in debt from crypto and general gambling
> 30yo balding
> Wife left me
> Parents don't speak to me
> No job, useless humanities degree
> No friends, only calls I get is collection agencies
> Live in a moldy student building, roommate with chad who has loud sex every day

That's it /biz/, crypto was my last chance at this life. Quads get to decide my execution method (as long as it doesn't involve harming other people)

>> No.8345303

>>8345255
Rolling

>> No.8345309

>>8345303
you gotta tell me how, default is pain meds + antidepressants overdose

>> No.8345311

>>8345255
How exactly did you get someone to actually lend you 100k OP??

>> No.8345329

>>8345255
Why neck yourself when you can escape to some paradise where they haven't invested money yet?

>> No.8345349

just buy shipchain and wait 1 year
youre suffering will turn into blessing.

>> No.8345365

>>8345255

dancing til exhaustion

>> No.8345367

>>8345329
This!!! Just go someplace warm in Asia and they’ll surely have a high demand for English teachers, do it OP!!!

>> No.8345387

>>8345367
how would you even go anywhere if you're that fucked and deep in debt

>> No.8345392

>>8345255
Don't quit now. End it faggot.

>> No.8345394

>>8345311
Seems reasonable with student loans + credit cards
Rolling for seppuku

>> No.8345402

Heroin overdose. You feel great then just kinda fall asleep and never wake up.

>> No.8345414

>>8345255
Allah snackbar into a building

>> No.8345422

Quads is too much, what do we get for trips?

>> No.8345446

buy a cheap motorcycle and ramp it off a cliff

>> No.8345454

>>8345255
asphyxiation masturbation death

>> No.8345459

>>8345255
Tide pod challenge

>> No.8345460

>>8345387
He already borrowed 100k, he can figure out a way to a get a couple hundred just to fly himself to Thailand or something.

>> No.8345474

Just posting so we can get closer to ****5555

>> No.8345478

>>8345255
Drink gasoline

>> No.8345487

Roll

>> No.8345495

>>8345255
Drink drain cleaner and then swallow a bunch of tinfoil

>> No.8345505

5555
kys faggot

>> No.8345509
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8345509

Seppuku reroll

>> No.8345514

>>8345255
Quads roll

>> No.8345533

>>8345255
All in link

>> No.8345538

>>8345255
Reroll

>> No.8345540

Don't do it

>> No.8345554

>>8345509
Thaf’s it

>> No.8345558

>>8345255

Of old age, with your children and grandchildren by your side

>> No.8345559

WITNESSED

>> No.8345570

>>8345558
This

>> No.8345571

>>8345554
So close fuck

>> No.8345576

Check em

>> No.8345602

Checkem

>> No.8345619

Singles or pink id and I kys myself

>> No.8345643
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8345643

>>8345255
Default on debts, move to thailand or cambodza

>> No.8345647

>>8345255
jump off a building in the most populated area wherever you live

>> No.8345670

>>8345255
Just declare bankruptcy and develop a marketable skill. Go full recluse and learn some programming if you're too proud to subsist on minimum wage.

>> No.8345739

guys we missed 5555, and 6666 won't happen for hours

>> No.8345753

>>8345255
hey work out. you got the time. this will change everything.

>> No.8345794

bud, stop fishing for attention. you';re a fag if you want (you)'s from random guys on 4chan. if you were serious aboot necking yourself you would've done it already. faggot.

also:
>useless humanities degree

what a huge excuse... look up the founder of Alibaba, that chink also did only a humanities degree. being able to master WORDS is a huge skill. you're just too weak to figure out how to do it. look up any screenwriter, those fuckers make $millions$ of shekels from selling words. you stupid faggot. get the fuck off /biz/ with these types of pointless threads. you nigger.

>> No.8345814

don't kill urself yet anon, take some people with you first

>> No.8345861 [DELETED] 

>>8345255
Decapitation using train. If you do it at night and wear dark clothes, the engineer probably won't notice you, so not "harmful" to them. That's what I'm planning to do.

>> No.8345870

op is a lying, larping faggot.

rolling

>> No.8345936

Quads says you don't and start working everyday towards turning life aound

>> No.8345965

>>8345936
Reroll

>> No.8346017

>>8345255
drop 1500ug lsd, i fucking beg you

>> No.8346373

>>8345554
You had ONE job.

>> No.8346409

>>8345255
no

>> No.8346454

Set your room on fire and climb in bed.

>> No.8346494

Roll

>> No.8346503

>>8345255
Aids

>> No.8346518

>>8345255
omly 100k in debt lol im 400k in debt and my life still rocks

>> No.8346532

Nigger faggot don't do it

>> No.8346542

>>8346017

my friend gave me 100ug AL-LAD except he did the math wrong and it was 1000ug

I've never been the same

>> No.8346556

assasinate as much jews as you can and if you get caught kill yourself on the spot

>> No.8346604

>>8346556

>> No.8346632

>Quads get to decide my execution method
Old Age

>> No.8346636

>>8346542
what is different? is that a megadose? how does AL-LAD compare to LSD? do you see permanent trails or have trouble with bright lights?

>> No.8346655

of old age

>> No.8346664

rolling

>> No.8346666
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8346666

Slit your own throat, OP

It's your penance for your poor life decisions to suffer in your final moments

>> No.8346668

>>8346632
>>8346655
This

>> No.8346673

Old age. Don’t do it anon. Jesus loves you

>> No.8346684

>>8345255
make it painful, and leave a mess.

>> No.8346687

>>8346636

AL-LAD is a close analogue of LSD. Supposedly more visual and less mind fucky, but I lost all sense of self, forgot who I was, walked around my neighborhood naked, smashed a wine bottle to test if I existed, and for a long time was convinced I was trapped in Infinite Jest.

I just feel different. I know what it's like to not be me, or anyone. Whenever I look in shadows I see fractals, and if I stare for ~30 seconds, I see the faces again.

>> No.8346707

>>8346666
Not the oh no

>> No.8346708

>>8346666
CHECKED
Let's fucking go.

>> No.8346710

>>8346666
What the fuck is wrong with you ?

>> No.8346712

>>8346666
hmmm

>> No.8346716

>>8346666
Damn, OP was so close to getting old age and instead he gets throat slitting, brutal.

>> No.8346724

>>8346666
>8346666
WOOOO

>> No.8346757

>>8346687
Yikes I bet your dumbass won’t do that again

>> No.8346767

>>8346687

Also, I "get" Dark Side of the Moon.

>> No.8346783

>>8346687
ah, ok. you'll slowly return to baseline, i promise. i've known a few guys with similar stories and they all got better, including a symptom similar to your fractals. one guy was carrying blotter against his skin and got soaking wet. that was bad.

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8346793

>>8346666
jk OP, pls don't kill yourself

It was just a prank xD

You have too much to live for still

>> No.8346800

>>8346757

I'm happy it happened. I learned a lot. I'd also never do it again, and have since quit all drugs.

>> No.8346837

>>8346783

It's been a few years anon, I've made my peace with it. Thank you.

>> No.8346853

Get professional help. Life can be good again !

>> No.8346869

>>8346793
Dude this is on you

>> No.8346921

>>8346687
How does it compare to DMT though? I know DMT makes acid look like water.

>> No.8346947

>>8346921

No idea, I've never done DMT. In comparison to mushrooms it felt more "electric" and "cerebral" if that makes sense. It's a hard state of mind to pin to language. Feel free to do some googling though anon, I've had enough of the elves.

>> No.8347037

>>8346869
Fuck, sorry OP; it doesn't need to end this way

I-I'm s-sure we can all profit in the next great ponzi s-soon enough...

Please don't actually deliver

>> No.8347042

>>8346947
I thought I could handle myself until I tried DMT. Had done a fair bit acid previously. As far as I know, nothing compares to DMT except some military grade hallucinogen I've heard about that may not actually even exist

>> No.8347092
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8347092

>>8346793
How does it feel to kill a man? Enjoy prison.

>> No.8347119

Kill self from old age plus smoking two packs of cigs a day

>> No.8347125
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8347125

>>8347042
Stop doing drugs

>> No.8347132

>>8346666
Ah shit OP don’t do it that’s gonna be rough

>> No.8347139

>>8346666
Will OP deliver?

>> No.8347140

>>8345255
don't be a fucking pussy OP

>> No.8347156

>>8346666
>>8346793
>>8347037
You're safe, the Bogs will just activate quantum immortality.

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8347171

>>8345255
rolling.

>> No.8347195

>>8346664
darn

>> No.8347215

>>8347125
Haven't done DMT in years. Have also cut out pretty much everything but pot. But I rarely ever drink and don't often smoke cigarettes, so take that how you will.

>> No.8347221

>>8345255
>exact same life only i live with mother and no debt
>ive never been happier in my life
Damn. Sucks OP

>> No.8347225

Actually OP, I agree with the other anons. Don't do it. Get a passport. Declare bankruptcy, then go teach English in Asia for 7 years. You'll make livable money, you'll work on your tan in the tropics, maybe meet a nice mongoloid qt and settle down while you're at it.

>> No.8347254

>>8345255
Don't do it

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8347269

>>8347215
suicide from gay nigger dick

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8347331

Reroll. In all seriousness, just get some low-end job. You 1st worlders have it so easy, desu senpai.

>> No.8347528

Don't kill yourself.

Life is just one, it will finished whatever we do. ¿Why would you hurry up? Suicide is just a way to end up the endfull life.

>> No.8347549

>>8347331
yeah i make 60k €/year and hardly do any work at all. easy life in my 1st world country.

>> No.8347565

>>8345255
i b ur frend op

>> No.8347714

>>8346687
Damn Im kinda in the same boat. Can't stare at grass anymore.

>> No.8347762

suicide by old age

>> No.8347839

7777 pls

>> No.8347867

>>8347839
>8347777

>> No.8348003

>>8347867
>>8347777

>> No.8348085

>>8346666
hey good job man, I did some research and doesn't seem too bad, will just make a fucking mess for the person who cleans up but idgaf

out to buy an xacto for the deed, i'll post a thread with livecam

cheerios!

>> No.8348138

>>8348085
jokes I'm larping, don't come mr police

>> No.8348139

>>8348085
OP for real don't do this
message me if you need a fake ID and need to leave US/CAN but don't end it
money isn't everything
pls don't
I'm drunk as well and I lost over 150k so I feel your pain

>> No.8348325

>>8346853
"professional help" is a scam

>> No.8348393

>>8345255
Sell you ass and sperm for $ 3k.
Grow mushrooms for $500. Sell on darkweb. Take mushrooms to end your depression. Rich and happy. Wife comes bavk when youre successful, they always do.

>> No.8348445

>>8345255
Sorry bro. At least your life was worse than mine. I’ll go with you buying a bottle of liquor and a shot to the brain

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8348617

>>8348138
Okay I hope so, y-you t-t-too, heheheh...

I WILL NOT HAVE YOUR BLOOD ON MY HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8348630

>>8346666
Holy shit fucking do it OP

>> No.8348663

Don't do it

>> No.8348708

>>8345255
Add this to your list OP:
Too pussy to slit my throat

>> No.8348791

Take that jew Sherman with you.

>> No.8348874

>>8345255
Why don't your parents talk to you?
If quads, go for the helium method or turned on car in the garage. No pain at all, just a light snooze.

>> No.8348921

sniff the wrong brapp

>> No.8348952

>>8345255
The worst part of all this is because the chad fucking erryday. Stop comparing yourself

>> No.8348963
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8348963

>>8345255
ROLL

>> No.8349001

>>8345367
South America is a great place too. Colombia, Peru and Chile need english teachers and any woman will want to breed with you as long as you are white.

>> No.8349072

10 mg dose of LSD That is 100 hits of acid at once. If you live this, go join and live the rest of your days as a Buddhist monk.

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8349120

>>8345255
hahaha, u do know asians and africans exist right??? welcome to the 2nd & 3rd world. also, did you know that asians on avg have a 3-4 inch erect penis??? try that if u wana feel pitty for urself.

>> No.8349183

Rolling for death by excessive masturbation

>> No.8349212

>>8346666
anon you fucked up.

>> No.8349216

>>8349120
Fucking this.
Its not the end of the world. Go anywhere that is not a 1st world country and get a fucking job.
Survive eating oats+milk and working for about 5 years.
You'll make enough money and live a good life and if you want, you may go back to your country.

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8349229

>>8346666
o snap

>> No.8349360

>>8348138
Too late OP either deliver the 6666 quads or livestream the cops knocking down your down

>> No.8349422

>>8349216
even in the first world, potato and rice is a thing. here in canada, you can buy a bag of 10-20lb potato for under 5 bucks.. the irish did this for idk how the fuck long. rice and bread is dirt cheap so idk what this nigger be complaining about

>> No.8349524

>>8348085
OP DIE OF OLD AGE KEEP LIVE PLEASE!

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8349807

>>8346666
based.

>> No.8350267

>>8346666
wheres OP at

>> No.8350470

>>8345255
Hang yourself on camera

>> No.8350543

>>8350267
still writing the faggot letters, hang in there

>> No.8351125

>>8350543
Welllllll