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My conversation with my dad 10 minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Gangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can fix your bitcoin gambling addiction, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, you really need to stop throwing your money into shitcoins. You can go with your grandparents to get a job at the lucky duck cafe to while you're there to gain a real skill.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>pic related, its me

Looks like my family cant take it anymore..

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8309666

>>8309644

>> No.8309678

>>8309644
unless youre making 1btc like me per day then forget it. Do what your dad said. And if you havent got a degree thank your lucky stars you have a job.

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>>8309644
Go to the annual dog festival in Yulin Guangxi

You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride

And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember, Maoming West
Now, you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive

Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks

But from there, it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough, you'll be eating some dog
Now, there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online, now

I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow, it's not too bad at all

Never mind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So, it's not a bad as I thought

When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab

But don't get ripped off
If you're white, they'll charge you double
I shit you not

But anyways, enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

>> No.8309925

>>8309644
how are you not in jail?

>> No.8310833

>>8309925
All my legal problems have been solved. Why would i be?