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So, I'm planning on starting up my own flooring refinishing business which does most types of floor refinishing but specializes in seamless resin flooring.

I can not think of a name though. I was told to try this board in specific.

Any better ideas than /b/?

Also pic related but not my work

>> No.8174284

>>8174268
Stinky Linkies Floor Company

>> No.8174300

>>8174268
>actual business
>/biz/

this is where neets come and shill shitcoins. you're not gonna find actual business advice.

>> No.8174303

>>8174268
Floorida Refinishing

*only really works if you're actually based in Florida

>> No.8174310

>>8174268

upskirt reflections, llc

>> No.8174336

The Floorist

actually dont steal that, ill steal your business idea instead
sounds easy as fuck, youre just working a flat surface and some edges. too bad my back is fucked up

>> No.8174353

>>8174336
It's not exactly like it's an original idea anyway and the odds of you being near me are so low that I couldn't care less of you do it yourself haha

>> No.8174385

>>8174310
kek

>> No.8174406

>>8174353
its agood name tho bro
tell me you like it

>> No.8174419

>>8174268
luxury floors.
use gold and black in your brand, charge more.

>> No.8174428

>>8174268
>Smooth Operator
>Aesthetic Flooring

>> No.8174450

>>8174268
What about Resinart Floors

>> No.8174458

Cum On Your Floors

>> No.8174468

The Faggot Company

>> No.8174469

Sleek Floors

NOW give me ETH

>> No.8174506

>>8174268
resin doors

call your floors doors, keep the customer on their toes.

>> No.8174510

Do you have experience with epoxy/resin coating floors? They're easy to mess up, but they look epic when done right.

>> No.8174511

you could do a lot of garages where people store their cool cars. i imagine it would be popular with them

>> No.8174522

>>8174511
It's already popular for that exact reason. Rich people's garages

>> No.8174537

>>8174268
Moore's Floors (only works if your name is Moore)
Bubba Scrubs (works if you're named Bubba, and probably even if you aren't)

>> No.8174538

>>8174468
This is unironically a good idea.

>> No.8174544
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8174544

FlexSeal™

>> No.8174552

>>8174544
thanks just bought 100k

>> No.8174567

>>8174544
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

>> No.8174588

>>8174510
>They're easy to mess up
How so, like getting bubbles and dirt trapped in them?

>> No.8174640

Fingerbangin' Floors
Fred the Floorman
Faggot Floors From San Francisco

>> No.8174661

>>8174640
that last one sounds pretty good, though distasteful

>> No.8174663

>>8174268
Prestige Worldwide Floor Makeover Co.

>> No.8174692

Flawless floors. End of thread.

>> No.8174714

Floors by Dre
Sexy Floors United
Dildo Floors
Eminem Flooring (only works if ur Eminem)

>> No.8174745

>>8174268
VERY Cool Floors

>> No.8174805

>>8174268
Solid Grounds.

Think: who's actually going to be hiring you? Middle aged white men who all have the same sense of humor. They'll eat this shit up.

>> No.8174890

>>8174268
"Seamless Floors"

Dude trade business need simple and direct names. You never hear a carpenter with a business name like "Axeon" or "StanstrideOakford" or "Evolution XT" or some shit, they're called "Brown's Carpentry" or "West Coast Cabinets".

"Seamless Floors" is direct, sounds as premium as you would want and is a direct indicator of exactly what you do.

>> No.8174936

>>8174268
Flow Floors

send me payment in ETH thanks
0xdd8c2B8b69f8f01e18f0a2d36Bb926da69cbDB9e

>> No.8174954

>>8174268
Floory McFloorface

>> No.8174964

Finesse floor works

>> No.8174981

>>8174588
Yes, those can be issues. Sometimes the epoxy can outgas, causing bubbles to form that you have to sand and recoat later. Dust needs a similar fix. Fuck doing this on a windy day because the edges will probably get dust on them near doors to outside. Also, if you don't vacuum underneath baseboard well, then debris will get sucked out from underneath the baseboard when you paint and/or squeegee the epoxy across the floor. There's more shit that can go wrong, too. Plus you're racing against the dry time of the material, which is a soppy fucking mess that almost permanently stains anything you touch with it.

>> No.8175065

>>8174268

"JUST liquid"
Gets my vote! Sign of the times and all...

And great idea for a small business!
Good luck anon.

>> No.8175111

>>8174805
this one is actually good

>> No.8175137

Floor? I hardly know her.

>> No.8175350

Call it "faggot OP's gay little flooring venture".

>> No.8175403

eh-poxy floors

>> No.8175444
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8175444

>>8175403
Pepe floors

>> No.8175469

Top Flight Flooring

>> No.8175472

>>8174268
"Handjobs 'n Floors"
"The Floor Whore"
"The Floorhouse"
"Pour-on Floors"
"Floor Non Blondes"
"Floor Twenty"
"The Naked Floor Guy"
"Flooride"
"Floorteen Eighty Eight"

Those are worth at least a half Eth each, but for you, today, I'll let you read them for some NGR or Shitcoin (or equivalent stupid meme coins)
0xa6D83db0e56b23Ac7fb56448eFA3Fc63CabD8f38

>> No.8175499
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8175499

>>8175472
One last one, may actually be usable:
"The Floor Solution"

>> No.8175558

>>8174268
What kind of homo wants floors like that?
Are you fucking retarded?
You are better of selling second hand fleshlights

>> No.8175612
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8175612

>>8175558
How much you give me for this one?

>> No.8176377

>>8174268
knockin on heaven's floor

>> No.8176746

>>8175558
I want floors like that

>> No.8176769

Infinite Floors.

>> No.8176770

4 floors of whores

>> No.8177289

Resinate Flooring

>> No.8177655

>>8174268

Flat Floors Society