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Some anon posted this mini whale earlier. Anyone share similar thoughts?

Alpha here
Call me virgin I don't care
I would not fuck her
I turned down a much thinner girl with better face when I was 19
She was begging for the fuck
I ended up getting head then walked out the room to sleep
She's too...thick man
I don't think I'd even get hard unless I did a line of meth beforehand and she gobbled my dick
If it was just vanilla vaginal sex I wouldn't get hard
I understand some people need to just get a nutt off but I have never been that type
I'd rather not get laid or fap
Only 7s and above for me or no deal

>> No.8061679

Nice thumbnail saged

>> No.8061728

You sound jealous. She's just a tad bit thick for me but I would go for it if I was drunk

>> No.8061825

If you wouldn't put your dick in that and enjoy it then you're gay. Sorry man. I just call 'em like I see 'em.

>> No.8061839

wow great thread man

>> No.8061846

>tfw 150 lbs and have fucked at least 3 chicks that were over 225lbs

My dick is charge of me

>> No.8061854

>>8061825
this

>> No.8061856

>>8061667
I am disgusted at what some of my friends put their dicks in. I have standards, and yes that means i dont get laid as often as them, but i'd rather not fuck than fuck her.

>> No.8061876

>>8061679
Sry on phone and saved it >>8061728
Def not jealous anon lol

>> No.8061888

Ehhhh depends on the dry spell for me or if I've been drinking, than my standards lower.

>> No.8061943

>>8061825
Larp or are you serious?
>>8061856
This anon gets it. Sex seems a bit overrated for me and if it means fucking a mini whale. Pass

>> No.8061958

thanks man i just got fired

>> No.8062049

>>8061958
Kek namefagged
Free name shill . Thx

>> No.8062071

I would lick her ass hole, I don’t give a fuck if they are fat or not! Let me put my 9 inch cock up your ass you cunt of a thing slur

>> No.8062138

>>8061943
Dude wants to fuck a flat or a muscular ass and is not gay? That's a fuckable ass right there, all im saying.

>> No.8062183

>>8061667
I feel you, that shit is gross. I wouldnt be able to get it up either, and I would tell her its her own fault.

>> No.8062201

>>8061667
>Calls self alpha
>Never been the type to need to get a nut off

Okay bud

>> No.8062207

>>8061846
pussy doesn't have a face, anon. plus those whales know how to blow.

>> No.8062401

>>8061667
>saving the thumbnail
fuck off newfaggot

>> No.8062627

post a bigger pic you faggot

>> No.8062676
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>> No.8063093

>this entire thread was start just to make the thumbnail meme
advanced humor, OP

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>>8061667
You are surely a faggot or a up themselves virgin. For real what is wrong with that, she does not look at, just a nice phat ass, I wouldn't mind that ass slapping against my hips while I fuck her from behind at all, get over yourself you 16 year old virgin.