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8025418 No.8025418 [Reply] [Original]

>look for work
>literally same day already 2 offers for 25/hr as a equipment operator

Why are trades so comfy lads now its just the fucking drug test where nothing but ham planets are in a clinic trying to fuck you over and I'm golden

>> No.8025450

>>8025418
why work

>> No.8025470

what trade are you in? I need work as well

>> No.8025532

>>8025470
He's a rimjobber

>> No.8025600

>>8025470
Started as a hvac tech but after meme school I got a job as a operator since I had a cdl, try and get a cdl independently and its guaranteed work

>> No.8025725
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>>8025418
>not realising the hamplanets will be a permanent feature of your life
>not comprehending the hell HR will create just for him
>>8025532
Pic related

>> No.8026254

> getting your piss tested like you're some kind of work horse

Jesus Christ, burgerfriends

>> No.8026619

>>8026254
Once I almost got caught cheating with a high temperature and a guy had to watch my dick piss physically on the second try

>land of the free

>> No.8026676

>>8026619
>There are people who literally get paid to watch sweaty men piss

Not sure if that’s an easy or tough job

>> No.8026771

>>8026676
He was defiantly gay and got hard i could tell

>> No.8026838

>>8026619
>Land the free
It's not the US government mandating every American be watched pissing. It's a private company you voluntarily agreed o work for, part of the contact you signed involved a drug test.

>> No.8026855

>>8025418
If you are dirty, just go to a head shop and get some fake piss. They have actual fake pee that's just water and uric acid. Testers can't tell the difference. They even have a temp gauge on them to fool the temp test.

>> No.8026861

>>8026838
Fuck off kike