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Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:03:04 2018 No.7967769 [DELETED]

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>be me
>go out to breakfast with family
>aunt is there that i havent seen in years
>she tells me shes got skii'ing tickets for me and her
>did she just ask me out?
>i up the ante to find out
>i tell her ill rent us a lodge for the night
>she gets excited and says she cant wait
>last time i saw her years ago she tried to look at me naked while i was getting out of the shower and i caught her

long story short i put a move on her and she flipped out and now everyone in the family knows.... wat do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:06:59 2018 No.7967822 get her money and buy link

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:07:20 2018 No.7967825 U dirty dog. Did she touch the ole sauzich?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:07:45 2018 No.7967833 tell them you bought 1 million LINK at $1.25, trying to fuck your aunt looks reasonable in comparison

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:07:47 2018 No.7967834 Pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:09:13 2018 No.7967854 >>7967833 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:09:21 2018 No.7967856 File: 908 KB, 1296x1311, 1514603523672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967769

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:09:47 2018 No.7967865 >>7967769 >put a move on her What the fuck does that entail

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:09:58 2018 No.7967867 >>7967769 is she hot though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:10:07 2018 No.7967870 >>7967833 Sorry but it looks lime this guy is speaking the truth

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:10:35 2018 No.7967872 buy LINK

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:10:41 2018 No.7967874 I guess you believed what you wanted to believe, in your head you wanted her attracted to you and imagined so, but every now and then reality bites you in the ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:11:00 2018 No.7967878 >>7967769 FUCK HER! and post on biz afterwards I’ll give you some link if you prove it :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:11:24 2018 No.7967886 >>7967865 Cant wait to here the autistic sperg out this dipshit put on his aunt. Lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:12:00 2018 No.7967892 File: 7 KB, 259x194, 1513253568458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967769

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:13:32 2018 No.7967916 >>7967865 she was laying down in bed and before she fell asleep i got on top of her and went for the tits cause im not a virgin like you fags

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:13:38 2018 No.7967918 We need pics of the aunt...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:14:24 2018 No.7967929 >>7967769 >haven't seen for years >gets skiing tickets for you both You are a lying sack of shit Have a nice skiing trip with your aunt palm and her 5 friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:16:37 2018 No.7967961 >>7967916 That's tough

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:17:09 2018 No.7967967 >>7967769 This made me horny

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:17:59 2018 No.7967977 File: 86 KB, 409x409, 1517477358085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967916 Please let this be real

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:19:26 2018 No.7967989 >>7967977 what should i have done? i took the signal she gave and went with it, she started it, she wanted it

Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:22:29 2018 No.7968033

this could die out if larp, or be a legendary thread. OP please provide some pics or proof, this is just autistic enough to where it would be hard to make up and possibly real. If you really did this >>7967916 you tried to fuck a much older family member for no reason holy shit lmao. she was being friendly cause shes your family idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:23:13 2018 No.7968041 >>7967989 >she went to sleep >she wanted me to grab her tits >>7968033 >IF larp how fucking stupid can you be lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:23:28 2018 No.7968047 why is this on biz? and I hope you're larping >>7967989 desu, don't initiate random shit when they're sleeping. it's creepy af even if you're not related. also, buy links.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:24:07 2018 No.7968058 >>7968033 who the fuck asks a family member (male/female) to go one on one on a trip together? ill post the text she sent me hold on...

Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:24:30 2018 No.7968060
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She's from your family you degenerate fuck, stop watching fantasy wincest porn and get back to reality, how can you be such an autistic moron. Also go to /b/ with your degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:26:20 2018 No.7968082 >>7968033 Its old pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:26:28 2018 No.7968085 >>7967833 Buying any link ever is worse than this

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:37:20 2018 No.7968218 I wish I could make my own coin called LARP that uses blockchain to randomly create new bullshit pastas. I'm more of an idea guy, help me out here bros. You'll get 10% credit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:39:20 2018 No.7968247 You need to read between the line Anon, that just means she asks for more, go for it. Just be confident.

>>	T Mon Feb 26 05:41:14 2018 No.7968274 >>7967769 How are you so stupid? this woman carried you as a baby and wanted to go skiing with you... how do you not understand what a family members relationship with one another is like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:45:11 2018 No.7968315 >>7967769 you should make a thread on /biz/ - business and finance 4chan board about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:47:50 2018 No.7968352 >>7967865 Suck her dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:49:16 2018 No.7968368 File: 26 KB, 413x412, 1517649866728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big if true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:51:32 2018 No.7968402 >>7967769 Should’ve waited till you two were alone on that ski trip or whatever. Then you make that pussy wet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 05:57:44 2018 No.7968480 >>7967769 >i up the ante to find out You could say you upped the aunte

>>	Really sick of all the new tri(...) !LBCiw43GVk Mon Feb 26 05:59:28 2018 No.7968498 >>7968315 lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:00:57 2018 No.7968516 >>7968274 >his mother’s sister carried him as a baby Fucking Americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:01:38 2018 No.7968526 OP you have no game. You need to get her drunk so she has an excuse to fuck you without guilt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:06:46 2018 No.7968576 >I went for the tits Fucking LOL How about a kiss, anon? There’s no need to stampede towards the tits https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRGIkLEYoA

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:11:51 2018 No.7968639 >>7967769 Wtf is this a buy signal to go all-in on Family (AUNT)???

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:14:56 2018 No.7968675 >>7968639 strong support at 69

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:21:46 2018 No.7968740 >>7968526 that's pretty much standard for any woman these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:23:31 2018 No.7968757 File: 9 KB, 245x249, 1518407246609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7968576 >>I went for the tits >Fucking LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 26 06:33:32 2018 No.7968873 File: 10 KB, 450x401, 1518915609088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to /biz/!

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