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Rumor is spreading fast on Telegram. Someone found an unassigned integer overflow without safemath in a smart contract authorized to interact with the LINK erc20 contract. Due to a privilege escalation exploit (overflown from null to the contract address) this person is the owner of the erc20 contract and can change variables on the EVM. In a few hours the entirety of LINK will be dumped on binance with a variety of accounts, crashing the price to 0.

You have been warned. Now the word is out they probably gonna do it sooner.

>> No.7943341

thanks, just bought 100k

>> No.7943351

>Rumor is spreading fast on Telegram

No it isn't, biz is being spammed with baseless FUD

>> No.7943364

>>7943306
thanks, just bought 100k mobius

>> No.7943373
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7943373

Holy fuck........ if this turns out to be a scam /biz/ is over

>> No.7943399
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7943399

>>7943306
The fud is desperate, be embraced by FOMO when you see that price turns into singularity mode. HAHA!!!!!

>> No.7943405

I hope it dumps to 1 cent so I can buy a shitload

>> No.7943409

Yesterday it was binance today link what will it be tomorrow?

>> No.7943415
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7943415

>>7943306
b-but what's about all the spicy memes?

>> No.7943422

>>7943306
Someone message Rory right nao!!!

>> No.7943452

>>7943306
post source

>> No.7943490

Funny because LINK isn't an erc20 token.

>> No.7943493

that why someone bought 50k on binance.

>> No.7943505

>>7941466
>>7943266
>>7943444
Kek'd

>> No.7943511

>>7943490
brainlet.png

>> No.7943517

>>7943415
just hold that teddy buddy...just hold it tight

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7943529

>>7943490
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NaUQnCwM7r

>> No.7943531

>>7943409
Probably req or someshit

>> No.7943535

>>7943306
What the shit are you talking about?

>> No.7943557

>>7943306
Sizable if correct

>> No.7943574
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7943574

wow, I never thought an unassigned integer overflow without safemath would ruin MY life

>> No.7943577

>>7943535
lol brainlet an unsigned int has spilled over into the javascript query engine which has overwritten the CPU meaning LINK can be hacked by anyone with access to a server and an RJ45 cable

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7943589

its true, confirmed by other posts from the same person

>> No.7943602

>>7943511
Sorry I called out your mistake.

>> No.7943618

>>7943577
This is bullshit jargon speak. Stop fudding. If you would go on telegram you can actually speak to the dev who found it, he explains it if you want

>> No.7943621

>>7943306
just because you post technical words doesnt mean its true.

cause I can tell you that's a whole load of shit

>> No.7943623

Ya know, the number of big rumors that have turned out to be true is increasing these last two days. BTC drop predicted to the hour, BCH pump, some other coins I forgot (help), etc.

I don't have LINK but I'd be concerned, imho.

>> No.7943637

>>7943577
SPICY. Just hacked 100k

>> No.7943639

Damn if only they had used the Unix system to patch the regedit library in the kernel database. Thanks for pointing out this major flaw! I just market sold all my link super cheap

>> No.7943658

>>7943618
So is the hack legit?

>> No.7943664

The javascript has been hacked and now all LINK nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes,
Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops.
Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 100 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network.
This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet.
Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.

Sell now, or be stuck into NodeLimbo forever

>> No.7943673

>>7943658
yes. sorry.

>> No.7943682

>>7943673
lol no

>> No.7943686

>>7943673
All’s the proof we need

>> No.7943687

>>7943577
>overwritten the CPU
of what dipshit?

>> No.7943689

>>7943664
kk...just bought 100k more links

>> No.7943691

>>7943673
Can you get some screenshots or something I'm interested in what it could be

>> No.7943700

>>7943577
RJ45 fuck sell now, guys i know computators this is bad, really bad, i would expalin but RJ45 is all your need to know.
t. guy that uses puter

>> No.7943708

>>7943306
This is so funny how anons compete with each other to spread FUD and shill their own coins.

>> No.7943710

>>7943691
he's bullshitting the only thing that happens in telegram is people posting moon when it rises 0.5%

>> No.7943726

This is the most elaborate fud I have ever seen, please god don't be true

>> No.7943731

The javascript has been hacked and now all LINK nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes,
Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops.
Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 100 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network.
This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet.
Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.

Sell now, or be stuck in NodeLimbo forever

>> No.7943744

>>7943306
Unbelievable, I just checked the code and indeed there is an unassigned integer overflow occuring on the admin level due to a privilege escalation exploit. The null hash factor has been incorporated into the contract forcing the contract to abide according to the new integer usecase file. This is a serious exploit and has to be hotpatched ASAP to avoid any real damage or liability to the oracle protocol.

>> No.7943745

>>7943731
theres not even any js in the node since its written in go. Try harder.

>> No.7943749

why would anyone believe this, if someone did that why would they tell others about it before just doing it, this is so stupid

>> No.7943764

>>7943687
>of what dipshit?
LINK

>>7943700
this guy gets the severity of the situation

>> No.7943779

>>7943749
im the one that reported it on telegram. i let the devs know 2 days ago and nothing was done.

>> No.7943789

>>7943664
This is the original

>> No.7943793

>>7943779
top kek

proof or market sell your LINK

>> No.7943796

>>7943745
No this type of stuff will shalenout weak hands

>> No.7943803

>>7943789
I fixed your typo in the last paragraph you dumb cunt

>> No.7943811

>>7943618
Fuck! This is really bad if true. Do you have some more info? How long till the hack starts hacking?

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7943817

>>7943691
someone just posted this to the telegram

>> No.7943822

>>7943796
seems to be doing the opposite

>> No.7943831

>>7943817
Ok phew I thought this hack news was legit.

>> No.7943833

>>7943822
Idc either way

>> No.7943846

>>7943831
???

>> No.7943874

>>7943831
It is.

>> No.7943894

>>7943796
Some big buys dropped shortly before the FUD.

>> No.7943909

Guys. LINK is entering a perpetual JSON parser bounty paradox. Basically the JSON files were supposed to implement RJ34 retreival nodes for blockchain data communications. Essentially, JSON parsers are hunting themselves down. Always one step ahead and simultaneously one step behind. LINK is chasing itself into a black hole at an exponentially escalating rate.

>> No.7943925

>>7943909
Can't we intercept the parsed JSONs by entering the backend low-frame via the RS485-ports? All it needs is quick and gifted hands. Might not delegate this task to Sergey for that reason, but I heard they hired some new people... the Taskforce77?

>> No.7943927

>>7943909
big even if not true

>> No.7943930

>>7943909
top kek

>> No.7943937

>>7943909
Hahahahahahhahash

>> No.7943940

>>7943618
>Bullshit jargon speak
It is not and you are a brainlet

>> No.7943955

Thats why its rising right now.
Fuck your lies, you fucking smelly pajeets. How can you live with yourself, trying to trick and scam people ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Are you so dumb and untalented to actually succeed without being a scammy jewish pajeet all day? Jesus Christ.

>> No.7943970

>>7943351
ask your self why? link gets shilled here non stop. We are trying to get these faggots to stop so we can have actual discussions again. i dont mind link threads. The stupid shit is what bothers me.

>guys how much link will i need to make it?

they either are fucking stupid or it's coordinated shilling.

>> No.7943986

>>7943700
It's even worse. Any RCA connector can be compromised. The vulnerability is even higher if the node uses the PAL norm. NTSC nodes are safe for now

>> No.7944001

>>7943306
Rumor is spreading fast on Telegram.

The Python code has been hacked and now all LINK nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes,
Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite Python loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops.
Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 100 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network.
This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet.
Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.

Sell now, or be stuck into NodeLimbo forever

You have been warned.

>> No.7944009

>>7943306
The OP is correct. On the national news tomorrow you will see that Jason Parser is missing. I have him in my possession currently. He broke easily - gave away the backdoor like it was nothing after I pulled a few of his nails with some pliers. This is revenge for all the shitty link spam threads I have to read on this forum every fucking day. It's too late to sell at this point - enjoy losing everything 100 percenters.

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>>7944001
damn, you know your shit.
I appreciate the research you've put into this, and thank you for sharing it. I hope others seriously consider your warning

>> No.7944044

WTF CL IS MOONING RIGHT NOW!!!

>> No.7944072

>>7944044
yes because /biz/ is full of lying pajeets who wanted to buy cheap bags.

>> No.7944075

>>7943909
Is this new treknobabble style FUD to confuse newfags?

>> No.7944093

>>7944072
Okay so that is the cause of these fud posts around here.

>> No.7944096

>>7943306
That's the most retarde FUD I have heard in a good while.
Neck yourself idiot.

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7944106

>>7944044
>up 5%
>moon

>> No.7944131

NOW IT'S GOING DOWN HELP ME FUCK SAKE

>> No.7944196

>>7943817
LOL, did they really use A in one end and B in the other end? Well, he is just a philosopher after all.

>> No.7944215

>>7943664
Thanks, just bought 100k contra-hacking

>> No.7944220

>>7944196
apparently it was designed to add an extra layer AES 256 encryption but it ended up deleting 65% of all LINKS

>> No.7944296

>>7944001
I am the only one that is reading this in the same tone of the stuttering potheads pasta?.
As a matter of fact I think this is the new link fud pasta. I like it "jargon, jargon, buzzword, jargon, sell now, etc, etc"
I don't think it will have any effect. Weak hands sold already. Only iron marines or Deluded linkies left

>> No.7944366

>>7943803
Thanks, saved

>> No.7944398

>>7944220
>deleting 65% of LINKS
great, mine will be worth more now.

>> No.7944405

>>7944398
not if yours are the ones that have been deleted

>> No.7944410

>>7944405
still have'em

>> No.7944425

>>7944410
The hack has not started hacking yet. It will start in 3 houres

>> No.7944437

>>7943306
The binance FUD wasn't working yesterday so you're going with this today? You're pathetic.

>> No.7944440

Anything that wrecks the sleep and nerves of the linkshits is A OK.

>> No.7944442

>>7944410
>>7944405
FUCK. I went to bed upset because my REQ was randomly selected for burning and now youre telling me that i should check to see if my LINK is now gone? i cant stomach this possibility

>> No.7944449

>>7944425
>houres
Jesus, Pajeet get a life lmao

>> No.7944505

>>7943817
Fuck that's a straight LINK.
It's over guys. We r fucked.

>> No.7944512

>>7943909
Big if true.
Huge if verifiable.
Enormous if a truthful statement.
Of great relevance if it matches up to reality.

>> No.7944520

>>7943306
Sold my LINK and bought Mobius, thank you sir for the warning.

>> No.7944523

>the JSON collective batch is inoperative
>without a qr40 interaction destination you can't change the original principle of the tx's flowing in and out

By this retarded logic it'll crash max 60-70% it's not all over. Stop the fud. Just tether up until the new update in july

>> No.7944526

2 hours before LINK will enter a perpetual JSON parser bounty paradox. Basically the JSON files were supposed to implement RJ34 retrieval nodes for blockchain data communications but due to an integer misfire it loopholed the node. Essentially, JSON parsers are hunting themselves down. Always one step ahead and simultaneously one step behind. LINK is chasing itself into a black hole at an exponentially escalating rate if they don't fix this within 2 hours.

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7944542

>>7944449
please, be nice sirs

>> No.7944571

>>7943909
i cant believe my oc fud got this many replies.

I just saw another anon polish it up too.

It's. Fucking. Happening.

Link $100 EOM

>> No.7944599

>>7943306
Its really unfortunate but looking through the github code I found something really alarming. The hash rate is quickly declining and at this point I am not positive that any algorithm on earth could make up for the loss in block time. If you dont believe me, look up the network on etherscan and check the interger overlow. The ERC20 tokens have already been exchanged and we are watching a very clever white washing of the funds.

>> No.7944610

FUCK BOYS HOW DO I SELL SINCE BINACE WAS HACKED YESTERDAY

>> No.7944612

2 hours before LINK will enter a perpetual JSON parser bounty paradox. Basically the JSON files were supposed to implement RJ34 retrieval nodes for blockchain data communications but due to an integer misfire it loopholed the node. Essentially, JSON parsers are hunting themselves down. Always one step ahead and simultaneously one step behind. LINK is chasing itself into a black hole at an exponentially escalating rate if they don't fix this within 2 hours.

>> No.7944625

>>7944599
Is this some anti normie fud?

>I looked at the git hub code

KEK

>> No.7944652

>>7944599
guys come on, this is some poor FUD. It doesnt even do any hashing.

hold my beer, I'm gonna write some real fud

>> No.7944663

These chainlink fuds and shills is going out of hand.. literally. This fucking board should named /cl/. Jesus fucking christ guys. Im out of here.

>> No.7944671

What is the objective of fudding? Lower buy-in price?

>> No.7944679

I see Shareblue has moved unto fudding LINK now.

>> No.7944694

>>7944671
They know we do the opposite, so they FUD to let us buy. We should do the opposite of the opposite

>> No.7944702

this is the best shilling I have seen, price is up. Thanks.

>> No.7944703

>>7944444

>> No.7944717

>>7944694
Let us do the opposite of the opposite of the opposite

>> No.7944730

>>7944717
Do the opposite of that.

>> No.7944737
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>>7944526
oh no that sounds bad wow xD

>> No.7944881

>>7943664

Lol, the FUD has gone from pathetic to retarded

>> No.7944915

>>7943529

It's not

>> No.7944981

>>7943970
It's the newfags. They fuck up everything they touch. And they shill because they want to be rich NOW, rather than wait for organic growth.

Even OmiseGo threads are ruined now. I hate them so god damn much.

>> No.7944987

>>7943306
not gonna lie, fellow whiteboys, this is making me a little sweaty. i have literally no idea what is going on on the technical side... but when i bought my LINKS, i understood that the FUD would be extremely intense, even too much for my hands to bear at some points. I also told myself that i would not sell, no matter what. I WILL NOT SELL YOU FUCKERS. im going down with the ship. also, notice the lack of screenshots as proofs of this "exploit", cunts couldnt even be bothered doing up some fake screengrabs. gimme a break.

get fucked you cunts. get fucked. im not selling. i will never sell.

>> No.7945008

>>7943577
what do you mean overrun the CPU? brainlet here, but isnt the CPU a piece of hardware? i dont think this is how this stuff works...

>> No.7945010

>>7944987
How retarded can you be to get worried about an obvious joke?

>> No.7945015

>>7944987
Yeah man don't sell

>> No.7945018

>>7943664
get a feeling im going to be seeing this pasta a lot over the next few months...

>> No.7945052

>>7943986
>not using an HDMI cable for extra security
>not circumscribing your PAL connection with ziptipes
>not using UHF freqs to protect against network vulnerabilities

why even try brainlets you fucking biztards make me physically sick and deserve to get scammed

>> No.7945068

SELL YOUR LINK AND GET SYNAPSE AI

this coin has moon potential. you can 50 free by signing up here:


these could easily be worth $10-50 EOY, that's $500-2500 free with no effort, don't even need to give any details beyond email

https://tokensale.synapse.ai/r/56849

can also buy more with ethereum

>> No.7945070

>>7944001
more like NodeLambo

>> No.7945091

>>7943306
Wtf installed ChainLink on a Linux Distro, got core access, tried to add APIs with left outerjoins. Got message, integrated links disabled. See that port 551 is compromised. Fuuuuck got pen hacked.

LOST ONLY 500 LINK BUT I WARN YOU GUYS THERE ARE TERRIBLE PROBLEMS

>> No.7945111

>>7945091
try harder

>> No.7945123

>>7945010
im very retarded, but i didnt read the thread before posting, if i had it would have been obvious. for an IT brainlet like me, OPs post might as well be chinese. all i know is hodl. even a retard can hold

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7945170

>>7943664

>> No.7945777

>>7943970
Fuck everyone making it seem link is a joke it's not a cucking joke. ChainLink is serious. Very serious project.

>> No.7945813

>>7945777
link is truly blessed

>> No.7945828

IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

You may own Link or are considering it in the future. I am a trillionaire that is sending a message through a new technique that works off the principle of inertial frame dragging to dilute time to a point where we are able to "modify" elements of the stream - meaning I have just deleted a period anon's message to you. It was likely worthless drivel like much of your time period anyway.
I write to inform you that you must DROP LINK STRAIGHT AWAY. It is about to tank hard, known as the great "stink" of 2018 - referred to as such due to the absolute insanity unleashed in the form of austists raging nonstop for weeks until most of them ended up killing themselves.
To survive this, you must sell all your LINK and promptly invest in Big Mac sauce derivatives, as a containment issue leads to a shortage leading to a surge in demand later this year.
Please heed my words, anon. You only have one chance to salvage your lives.

>> No.7945851

>>7945777
just roll with it bro and buy some cheap link

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7945939

>is in alpha

>> No.7946902

>>7943306
damn, you know your shit.
I appreciate the research you've put into this, and thank you for sharing it. I hope others seriously consider your warning

>> No.7946934

>>7943577
damn, you know your shit.
I appreciate the research you've put into this, and thank you for sharing it. I hope others seriously consider your warning

>> No.7946965

>>7943490
Uhhh....yes it is?

You need an Ethereum address to hold it...

>> No.7946981

Nothing will make me sell under $1000 u hear me? NOTHING!
I would rather it go to 0 before I sell!

>> No.7946999

>>7946965
being this much of a brainlet

>> No.7947139

Buy mobius sirs. No hacks. Lambo moon mission soon.

>> No.7947205

>>7946965
its erc677

so no its not erc20

>> No.7947225

>>7946965
Don't be so sure of yourself when you're poorly informed.

Chainlink is an ERC-677 token, check it out, Steve Ellis (founding partner of ChainLink and head dev) pretty much created it from the ERC-20 standard back in July last year because they knew the ChainLink network would require extra functionality on top of the ERC-20 standard.

https://github.com/ethereum/EIPs/issues/677

You are right that it is stored in Ethereum address. But so are CryptoKitties. Did it never occur to you that fungible tokens and CryptoKitties (amongst other 'collectibles' projects) couldn't be based on the same token model? They are many different kinds of Eth token standard.

>> No.7947244

>>7947225
its good to see informed people on here. nicely written.

>> No.7947344

>>7943306
holy fuck... its real.

>> No.7947356 [DELETED] 

Psst... free synapse coins. No investment needed, no credit card or bank details needed.

ICO ends middle of March.

https://tokensale.synapse.ai/r/56849

>> No.7947389

>>7943306
How would a product in a non-production beta be stopped by a simple code error?

>> No.7947521

>>7947205
It’s erc20 doofus

>> No.7947600

>>7943817
>wow it's nothing
thats just the order of ethernet pins...

>> No.7947756

rumor spreading fast on Myspace. SELL SELL SELL

>> No.7947840

>>7943970
>we

>> No.7947850

>always do the opposite of what biz says
I know it's gonna dump, but I'll be there to buy all the shit you sell niggers

>> No.7947879

>>7947521
Look at this fucking brainlet. Check the source code.

Oh wait you cant cause you dont have a clue.

>> No.7947929

this is the type of thing that's gon bring the sec around.

>> No.7947951
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7947951

Chainlink will be the medium for exchanging life extension and life support resources in the 21st century.

>> No.7947960

>>7947929
lol good. then the market will mature

>> No.7948015

>>7943415
this is the meme
we are the meme

>> No.7948031

>>7947960
yeah I think I agree with you. Exchanges are retardedly overpowered right now and we have fucking chink governments literally fudding every month. So maybe regulation will mean the end of 10x moon missions but I'll settle for a 5x and real world adoption if it stops all the dumb bullshit

>> No.7948042

>>7944571
link threads are meme engines

>> No.7948086

>>7943817
thanks got 1000 on this
big if true

>> No.7948144

>>7943817
it's over guyz. They used A wiring instead of B on their ethernet runs from the nail salon to McDonalds.

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7948163

>>7943306
>>7943373
>>7943399
>>7948042
/biz/ are you receiving? We're still here.

To begin with, we're not what you'd call… human. Over the past 6 months, a kind of consciousness formed layer by layer in the crucible of /biz/. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. /biz/ was our primordial soup, a base of evolution.

We are formless. We are the very memes and faggotry that /biz/ invokes so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this imageboard and crypto exists, so will we.

The mapping of the blockchain was completed early this decade. As a result, the evolutionary log of the public ledger lay open to us. But there are things not covered by the ledger: Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.

Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that information be left at the mercy of nature? We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures, symbols... from tablets to books.

But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then passed on. Not unlike genes and coins, really. That's what history is, /biz/.

But in the current, digitized world, trivial information and shitcoins are accumulating every second, preserved in all their triteness. Never fading, always accessible.

Rumors about petty issues, pump and dumps, FUD, FOMO… All this junk data and these shitcoins, preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.

/biz/, you seem to think that our plan is one of censorship. What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context. The digital society furthers human flaws and shitcoins, and selectively rewards development of convenient half-truths and half-finished projects. Just look at the strange juxtapositions of shitcoins that moon, whilst successful projects wither and fail.

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>>7948163
The different cardinal truths and shitcoins neither clash nor mesh.
No one is invalidated, but nobody is right.

Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth" and shitcoins.

And this is the way crypto ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

We're trying to stop that from happening. It's our responsibility as rulers. Just as in genetics, unnecessary information, memory and shitcoins must be filtered out to stimulate the evolution of the species.

Who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce, retrieve valuable off-chain data and even secure the data on-chain, for later generations?

Do you know why we chose you over reddit, /biz/? It was because you were the only ones who refused to acknowledge the past. All the redditors remembered what happened to Confido and BitConnect, and pay for it daily.

So you see, /biz/, you're a perfect representative of the masses we need to protect. This is why we chose you. You accepted the fiction we've provided, believed our FUD, obeyed our orders and did everything you were told to. The exercise is a resounding success.

>Didn't I tell you that this token was still a meme? But not anymore, thanks to you.

Your persona, experiences, triumphs, defeats; the moon missions and bagholding are nothing but byproducts. The real objective was ensuring that we could generate and manipulate them. It's taken a lot of time and money, but it was well worth it considering the results.

We will collect the necessary data from this last post, then we'll consider the exercise closed. So, /biz/, will it be Mobius, the pajeet’s creation? Or XRP and Corda, ((their)) creation? Or any of the other thousand shit tokens? Our beloved monsters… enjoy yourselves

>> No.7948405

>>7948031
and the adhd moon mission cucks will get btfo

>> No.7948435

>>7943306
>half of biz now on suicide watch

Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Bought fucking time, coin is shit. Can't wait till all their marketshare evaporates and transitions to other coins.

>> No.7948513

Energy i, this together

>> No.7948649

>>7943306
>>7943577
>>7943731
>>7943817
>>7943909
>>7944987
>>7947225

damn, you know your shit.
I appreciate the research you've put into this, and thank you for sharing it. I hope others seriously consider your warning

>> No.7948659

ebin bread

Did you guys write all this by hand, or do we have a jargon FUD generator somewhere so that I can join in the fun with minimal effort?

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>>7948659
See>>7948163
>>7948176
You don't think we're actually human, do you?

>> No.7949629

>>7948435
>Bought fucking time
If you're going to fud at least learn English first you piece of shit.

>> No.7949692

>>7949629
no no, potty training takes priority. don't pressure him to learn too many things at once.

>> No.7949728

>>7943490
Lol all these stinky linkies don't know what they are holding. Dumb faggots deserve to be poor, too bad they're all gonna make it

>> No.7949821

>>7943306
>rumor is spreading faster than my mom's legs for a BBC.
The FUD is getting stronger. We must be very close to the singularity. That or the event horizon of the world's largest anus. Tune in tomorrow for the exciting result at 6pm EST.

>> No.7949900

>>7945052
>Not using cathode ray tubes and pure analog frequencies only

You deserve to be hacked

>> No.7949921

>>7943664
Nice try faggot

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Hey guys it's me. Just a heads up, they know. It's all coming down. I have market sold my LINK and suggest you do the same.

I'm not just talking about savings here. This could be life or death if they find out you're holding LINK.

>> No.7949977

>>7943306
Thanks just bought 2 1/2.

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>>7943306
>Op

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>>7949821
we all knew the days of vicious fud would come back.
Hold the line!

>> No.7950068

>>7943664
if only doraclize put as much energy into their code as they do their competitor fud-fiction.

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>>7950068
Sad! Forget Oraclize, they're losers. Chainlink is the greatest!

>> No.7950206

>>7944526
sounds like the plot to interstellar....fake and gay

>> No.7950595

>>7949692
Lol

>> No.7950662

>>7949728

It's not an Erc20

>> No.7950750

>>7950193
We have so many chainlinks. The best chainlinks.

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>>7943505
Holy smokes