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7933067 No.7933067 [Reply] [Original]

>they sold the dip
>"pump it"

>> No.7933893

WTF Sminem I thought you were our ally, faggot!

>> No.7933919

SMINEM NOOOOOO

>> No.7933980

>>7933893
It will benefit everyone in the long run. Do not doubt Sminem.

The Bogdanoffs are the real enemy.

>> No.7934172

>>7933067
sminem doesnt give a shit about money. FAKE sminem bog transformed into him to trick us

>> No.7934358

whats sminem's real age?

>> No.7934363
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7934363

>>7933980
No, they are good guys, but they have their reasons

>> No.7934426

>>7934358
No one knows exactly, all we know is that he predates the Bogdanoffs. Some theorize he is an Elder God.

Quick rundown for anyone who doesn't know of Sminem

>Father was a bull, mother was a wood elf, hence his likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex since to retain his great power
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Knox gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has cat

>> No.7934988
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7934988

>Pump commencing