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7879091 No.7879091 [Reply] [Original]

>"so on your resume it says you were an 'active cryptocurrency investor' from 2017 to 2018"
>"do you mind explaining what that means? why do you want to work at McDonalds now?"

>> No.7879106

>>7879091
uh actually i'm your new boss; could you please show me my office

>> No.7879122

>>7879091
What pleasure do you get from these threads?

>> No.7879133

>>7879106

>Boss at McDonalds
>Office

You didn't read OPs post did you?

>> No.7879139

>>7879091
Truest thread in weeks

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7879173

>>7879091
>"are you the valet? i need my car to be taken care of"

>> No.7879228
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7879228

>I see. Well anyone with a brain would have seen that Bitcoin was Tulip Mania 2.0. We here at McDonald's only hire the best and brightest. I'm sorry but I can't hire you.

>> No.7879273

>>7879091
This makes me wonder if buying a McDonalds is a good investment? How many months until I get my money back at a decent location?

>> No.7879592

>>7879091
>implying McDonalds would even call you in for an interview

>> No.7879651

>>7879106

SAVAGE

>> No.7879730

>>7879273
Fast food is very hard, hands-on work.

An autist from 4chan that only knows how to make money trading shitcoins from his mom's basement would get completely raped if put in charge of a restaurant.

>> No.7879817

>>7879133
Wwho is sergey mcburgerz?

>> No.7880043

>>7879730
Seems like you have experience. I will pay you to run it at a decent wage with generous profit based bonuses. I have experience with all kinds of shit from fast food to forestry and fish processing. Just send me your business plan before the thread dies.

>> No.7880189

>>7879091
>putting easily tax-evadable investments on your resume for corporations to copy and file

kek

>> No.7880235

>>7879730
Fast food is braindead, burnout work. I'm sorry you're mad you worked at McDonalds for 5 years, anon

You want "hard. hands on work" go do some manual labor like most lower class citizens

>> No.7880316

>>7879730
Trading shitcoins in the basement with a machine that spits out your cash would be the comfiest thing to fucking do. Play old school timescale in another monitor and shitpost in another. The life.

>> No.7880341

>>7880235
I meant being owner-operator of a franchise, not a burger-flipping retard, dipshit.