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My name is Krypto Kayla™ your favorite BBW Model who loves Crypto!!!

AMA

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>>7868549
If I give you some link, will you go away?

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>>7868561
Sigh...I know I'm bigger.
It's better. Plus you guys like those gains, right?

>> No.7868590

>>7868549
>sniff em

>> No.7868595

Are your crypto gains enough to support your hamburger budget?

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>>7868570
oh hunny I've been here for months and I'm not going anywhere

I'm launching my own linkcoin competitor soon though

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>>7868595
fuckkk youuuu
it's enough to support me and my baby though

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>>7868597
How many white castles can you eat in one sitting?

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>>7868632
not funny asshole

anyways, want to know the name of my new ERC20 token?

>> No.7868663

>>7868549
You must be one of those whales I keep hearing about

>> No.7868666

>>7868623
> even has Jamal’s baby
This has to be a joke

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>>7868646
Not really, you could be forgiven for being fat, but coal burning is a no sale.

>> No.7868712

>>7868597
jesus christ just imagine living with yourself being that fat, i would unironically kill myself

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>>7868666
his daddy's name is Trey, asshole.

Anywayyysss

my ERC20 token offering is called..

LOVEURSELF

LOVEU is the ticker name.
I have a large following on Instagram, fans of BBW models and a lot of BBW models who are already agreeing to the LOVEU movement. I've taught them how to purchase Ethereum and how to participate. 1 Billion tokens at 0.0000001 Ethereum EACH.

Who's ready to LOVEURSELF in here?

>> No.7868728

>>7868581
I like my gains ins either usd or satoshis not lbs

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one of those rare times where i hope this is a larp

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>>7868673
I hope you know your insults mean absolutely nothing.

NOT EVEN 1 GWEI!!!

My boyfriend would kick your ass

>> No.7868739

>>7868716
this is peak shitposting holy fuck

>> No.7868742

>>7868716
Get the fuck outta here you disgusting fat piece of shit

>> No.7868745

Lolcow is next door

>> No.7868749
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>clean your room
>hit the gym
>perhaps kill yourself, you fat-eyebrowed cunt.

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>>7868728
If you join the LOVEURSELF movement, you'll gain lots of ether! It's all about the ether! and self acceptance!!

>> No.7868756

>>7868549
how did you became so heavily obese? it's really disgusting. is your plan to get surgery from your crypto gains?

>> No.7868771

pre-sale?

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>>7868737
>wears underarmor
>fugs fattys with nigglet bastards
Suprised he hasn't an heroed yet.

>> No.7868775

>>7868754
ah sweet jesus, it's like a new mega form of cankle.

Eat a salad woman, doctors can't keep pace with naming all the new body landmasses you are oozing out into.

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You guys should know I have thyroid problems besides being genetically metabolically slow. It DOES NOT STOP ME FROM BELIEVING that we can conquer hate with the power of ETHEREUM!!!

My LOVEU offering is happening really soon and you're all going to be in shock&awe when you see me on the news. I'll be the reason that the future of crypto belongs to females who don't take bullshit from you feeble men.

>> No.7868809

>>7868774
fuck you for that fucking gif you soulless piece of garbage

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>>7868774
I bet you have no friends

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>>7868771
Presale starts next week!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7868838

>>7868784
It's called the law of thermodynamics. The law of thermodynamics does not give a shit about your thyroid or metabolism. Do you understand?

>> No.7868844

>>7868784
actually beginning to think ur real what the fuck

>> No.7868848

>>7868844
HAHA

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>>7868549
Boogie 2988 is single now. Hit him up.

>> No.7868855

>>7868716
woah the arm is four times bigger than the baby

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>>7868838
My soldier..
that's right
MY S.O.L.D.I.E.R
MY SOLDIER BELIEVES IN MY ETHEREUM ERC20 PROJECT.

Love is all you need. Plus my instagram fans are supportive.

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>>7868809
>>7868813
:3

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>>7868844
oh I'm more than real sweetheart.
I'm the realest bitch you'll ever meet.

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>>7868855
noooo frienddssss

>> No.7868897

Will your coin be better than shitcoins like Link and VEN?

>> No.7868900

>>7868859
fuck id probably want to go get shot at to if i were this guy

>> No.7868905

>>7868549
Finally an actual whale posting here

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>>7868900
Oh you have no idea what we do together (;
have fun being LONELY

>> No.7868923

will you take 0.1 BTC for a canckle sharpie?

>> No.7868935

>>7868813
how does it feel to weight as much as all of your friends together?

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>>7868897
much better

>> No.7868943

>>7868737
>That chin game strong tho

Did he really not find anyone after hs, or are you just filthy rich?

>inb4 LARP

>> No.7868954

>>7868940
>that face
he knows he's fucked up but keeps going

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>>7868940
>1 nothing wrong with me
>2 nothing wrong with me

>> No.7869013

>>7868873
you are the first faggot on this whole board i really wish would kill himself very soon

>> No.7869032

wow op nice sense of style. dont let the haters get to you. will you be telling your followers about LINK anytime soon?

>> No.7869063

>>7869013
If you get that mad over a gif you should probably leave. This site isn't for you.

>> No.7869230

top larp lad
altho I have to frown upon saving this many pictures of such a horribly obese girl to pretend to be her on a micronesian shadow puppeteering image board

>> No.7869307

>>7868859
>Imagine coming home from duty to THAT

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>>7868549
MY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.7869367

I'm honestly confused as to whether this is b8 or not...

is a morbidly obese woman really shilling her HAES shit-coin on a Guatamalan Guacamole Recipe sharing board or is this just some anon taking a piss at /biz/

>> No.7869443

I'm wildly into SSBBWs, please post more.

>> No.7869950

>>7868646
Did you ate the poor lady afterwards?

>> No.7870496

>>7869063
i do look at gore in moderation but i was still on my morning coffee and wasn't thinking, expecting something cute to see with the dog

>> No.7870564

>>7868549
Nice LARP

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>>7868859


Hey Kayla, I'm a real swell gal who just got into Crypto too. I've been looking for some tips. Mind if I join y'all?

>> No.7870611

>>7868549
That's a big bitch.

>> No.7870621

>>7868597
Bitch is so fat her knuckles are inverted.

>> No.7870645

>Crypto _insert_roastie_name_
Every single time.
This shit triggers me so fucking much.

>> No.7870648

>>7868784
>thyroid problems
Are easily detected and treated
>genetically metabolically slow
Meaningless

I know this is a larp, but these fat cunts actually say shit like that

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>>7870621
>ded

>> No.7870649

Every day that goes by, Islam increasingly appeals to me

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>>7868909
>>7868940

who's this princess

>> No.7870739

>>7868716
What happened to the half-breed kid...... did you eat him??

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>>7868666

i was just thinking this

>>>7868666

nice fucking trips btw checked

>> No.7870783

>>7868737
theres no way your boyfriend is happy with you you obese land whale piece of shit. Do you realise how badly you have damaged you're body? why do you not want to be healthy? You're gonna have a heart attack at 40 and no one will care because youre clearly a fat greedy slob

>> No.7870995

>>7870783
Dude. Learn what larping is.

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ITT: AVERAGE AMERICANS

LMAO

>> No.7871185

Good masturbation, thank you.