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7857204 No.7857204 [Reply] [Original]

This one is for you biz, roll dubs and I'll deliver. Don't fuck this one up for me she is cute

>> No.7857226

>>7857204
Yeah? I will wear this coat when i slit your throat you rancid swine.

>> No.7857245

Sit on my face mommy

>> No.7857250

Get the fuck out of biz with your pathetic bullshit

>> No.7857252

>>7857204
Not surprising, this is the coat I kill subhuman mudraces in.

>> No.7857259

I have mommy issues

>> No.7857272

ChainLink $1000 EOY

>> No.7857280

Ask to sniff her asshole

>> No.7857285

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.7857286

>>7857204
Mommy gib me milkies

>> No.7857292

>>7857245
roll

>> No.7857303

>>7857204
First I need to know one thing. Would you be willing to shit in my mouth?

>> No.7857304

I adore face fucking. What's your sign?

>> No.7857308

BRAPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.7857312

can you touch my tenderloin pls

>> No.7857314

thanks

>> No.7857316

Fuck off roastie. Check em

>> No.7857321

I'm putting it on now. Where can I take you for dinner?

>> No.7857322

>>7857204
SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HOW PUNGENT MY DEAR

>> No.7857325

>>7857204
Thanks! You've got a pretty great coat too, really matches how cute you are ;)

>> No.7857332

>>7857245
Roll

>> No.7857337

Where can i find a women like that.

>> No.7857342

>>7857204
Yeah well I adore your BRAAAAPPPPPER

>> No.7857345

>>7857322
NOOOOO

>> No.7857350

>>7857321
Rerolling before the weirdos can ruin it.

>> No.7857351

>>7857322
winrar

>> No.7857352

>>7857322
winrar

>> No.7857353
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7857353

I am a multimillionaire jew who hates goys and you are a cattle. Lets breed.

>> No.7857359

>>7857204
How about me and you get some drinks sometime? Braaap

>> No.7857361

Ask her what that booty smell like. “Srs tho”

>> No.7857364

Yeah, wearing the same coat I'll choke your throat

>> No.7857365

I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOUR FACE WITH A HAMMER

>> No.7857371

MMMMMMMM IS THAT CAMEMBERT I SMELL? ?? A TINGE OF ICECREAM AND CHEESEDOODLES?

>> No.7857375

>>7857322
Killed it in one response.

>> No.7857376
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7857376

>>7857322
For fuck sake...

>> No.7857377

nigger

>> No.7857379

You are so adorable I would love to rub my coat against your coat

>> No.7857383

>>7857322
lmao

>> No.7857391

>>7857204
Please don't actually shit this up, she looks pretty cute

>> No.7857394

>>7857204
There she is. There she goes again. Look, everyone! She sent it once again! Isn't she just the funniest girl around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like child as you once again type your little pick up Oh, and we all know the profile picture. The “cute” wrapped in a blanket picture, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you send it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on tinder sending stupid pick up lines. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic tinder NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "NICE COAT NICE COAT NICE COAT” You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little woman laughing in the dark by herself as she prepares to indulge in the same old dance that she's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.7857397

>>7857204
Me stinky linky me stinky linky braaaaaaapppppppp

Oh my is that onions I smell my dear?

>> No.7857403

rolllllll

>> No.7857406

oh my sweetie pls let one more out
ohh yes thank you *SNIFFFFF*
MM YES quite dDELIOCIOUS *sniffff*

>> No.7857414

>>7857376
I like how even the app says 'delivered'.

>> No.7857423

>>7857403
You fucking idiot whatre you rolling for

>> No.7857431

I'm actually a dicklet

>> No.7857441
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7857441

God I wanna wear you like a toilet seat

Calll me brapppprappaaa the stinky linky rapper

Send this picture of my cum stained shower mat

>> No.7857449

>>7857204
Take yours off.

>> No.7857450

I really like your face

>> No.7857463

>>7857204
Show us the coat

>> No.7857472

>>7857376
please give me more of your sweet anal aerosol

>> No.7857476

>>7857377
yikes

>> No.7857477

>>7857441
Reroll

>> No.7857479
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7857479

>>7857377
Op deliver

>> No.7857492

I get so much free NEOGAS that women complain about the Zyklon PU

>> No.7857495

Sorry my friend grabbed my phone. He's an idiot. Maybe we should meet up to discuss our great taste in coats, and also how I need new friends.

>> No.7857498

>>7857204
Sorry that was my friend, he's really dumb. Thanks about the coat though, how you doing today?

>> No.7857505

>>7857472
rerollin

>> No.7857511

>>7857477
Oof

>> No.7857516

>>7857477
winrar

>> No.7857519

>>7857495
reroll

>> No.7857524

>>7857204

>> No.7857526

>>7857477
IT
IS
TIME

>> No.7857532

>>7857472
please bless me with more of your sweet anal aerosol

>> No.7857544

MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

>> No.7857545

It's another photoshop faggot OP in denial episode

>> No.7857548

>>7857479
Waiting for reply before double messaging, I will be on trips

>> No.7857563

>>7857544
lmfao

>> No.7857569

>>7857495
Fuck... How virgin can u be?
Also:
Fuck off from biz with this. This is not business related.
SAGE

>> No.7857583

>>7857532
roll

>> No.7857585

yesterday my dubs made him reply about her liking warm milk or not, guess he didnt get a response. another date killed for OP

>> No.7857617
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7857617

My milk is warm, do you want milk? I have warm milk. It's over 9000 Milkwarmth.

>> No.7857640

>>7857585
Fuck that was you? Yeah you totally killed it, she never replied you know

>> No.7857663
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7857663

DUMP IT

>> No.7857711

>>7857640
just give her a compliment and ask if she would like to get some coffee or some drinks later, keep it simple. dont hand the pretty ones to biz lol

>> No.7857739

I'ma sad sad dude and I ask people on an anonymous taiwanese anime board what to tell to girls and I chose the answers based on digits and not the quality of the post. excuse me for being such a lame person, this post was written by someone else too.

You're cute btw Jessie

>> No.7857796

I would coat myself in baby oil and lay naked on a desert highway for three days just for a chance to be waterboarded through a pair of panties you wore after a night of jalapeños and cheap tequila

>> No.7857806

Oh shit my nephew is over and started typing to you when I went to the bathroom . I’m gonna kill that little jerk one day. Sorry about that! So would you like to get drinks? I know a good place downtown.

>> No.7857822
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7857822

>>7857711
Double digits, fucking checked. Thanks anon.

>> No.7857825

>>7857806
that and "i'll bring my coat too" would be a nice touch

>> No.7857852

>>7857532
roll

>> No.7857859
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7857859

>>7857204
did you know that jessie backwards is eissej which in my language means jessie backwards, becuase im English. ha, tits now please

>> No.7857865
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7857865

>>7857822
NONONONONONONONONONO, SIR
>>7857322 came first.

>> No.7857880

>>7857822
next time dont ask what she's doing. just invite her to anything, dont mention when, if she accepts you determine day and time, if she's busy she'll let you know when she can, otherwise she's not interested

>> No.7857893

>>7857822
Anyway, try to shill dogecoin in a convincing way.

>> No.7857899

>>7857532
rolling

>> No.7857914
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7857914

>>7857806
Reroll but send this pic

>> No.7857917

>>7857532
roll

>> No.7857920

>>7857899
winner!!

>> No.7857931

>>7857865
Sorry Goku, double dubs beat single dubs.

>>7857880
Good advice. Almost trips, too. Kek is strong in this anon...

>> No.7857937

>>7857914
Reroll is

>> No.7857943

>>7857914
I need more context

>> No.7857951

>>7857204
Why don't you answer? I think I'm in love with you.

>> No.7857954

>>7857914
roll

>> No.7857961

>>7857322
IS THAT A NUGGET ON THE RIM?

>> No.7858041

>>7857931
this app is great cause women are forced to move first, she'll usually just say hi or mention something that caught her eye. either way safest way to start is a small compliment or something funny but not cringey, depends on the context of the first message. if she replies positively you can already ask she wants to have drinks later on or some coffee, and then refer to my previous post. good luck anon

>> No.7858125
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7858125

>>7857544

>> No.7858133

>>7857931
Fair enough.

>> No.7858243

>>7858041
>this app
what is the app?

>> No.7858255

>>7858041
What app is it?

>> No.7858292
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7858292

Your turn now boys, roll them!

>> No.7858305

>>7858292
brap posting, have you heard of it?

>> No.7858322

>>7858292
just genuinely say what you're going to do in the weekend. ask her if she wants to go out next week or tomorrow, keep it casual, coffee or drinks only

>> No.7858324

>>7858292
Watching black panther with the bros

>> No.7858325

>>7858292

Don't you mean WHO I am doing? You, my pungent dear.

>> No.7858347

>>7858243
>>7858255
bumble

>> No.7858365

>>7858322
REEEE NORMIES YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.7858383

>>7858322
fuck off, ignore this post

>>7858292
thinking about going skidding with my buddies. we got some new bikes and my buddy andy says he can skid for like 20 feet, dude is lying

>> No.7858386

>>7858292
I'm probably just going to sit in my room and make memes for my internet friends all day like I usually do. Hehehe would you like to see my collection? :)

>> No.7858392

>>7858365
i ruined his date yesterday, trying help this time kek

>> No.7858393

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.

>> No.7858394

>>7858292
Loch Lunndaidh ? why block incompletely?

>> No.7858403

>>7858392
if he wanted to date her, he wouldnt take it here fuck off nigger

>> No.7858405

>>7858292
hopefully facefucking you.

>> No.7858430
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7858430

>>7858322
Fucking based anon, are you guys going to get me laid for real?

>> No.7858437

>>7858403
tell you what. roll the numbers and you'll get to choose the text instead of me nigger

>> No.7858446

>>7857204
I think I'm in love with you.

>> No.7858466

>>7858430

I appreciate you doing it haha - hope this turns out ok. Is she decent at all? I can’t tell from the pic

>> No.7858468

Speaking of uni, I only have one ball, that cool with you dawg?

>> No.7858471

>>7858430
the getting laid part is entirely up to you lol. if you fuck up irl there's nothing anyone can do, but getting to meet the girl is relatively easy

>> No.7858477

>>7857204
Damn you hot bitch

>> No.7858482

>>7858477
deliever

>> No.7858483

>>7858466

Oh fuck me - wasted my dubs.

>> No.7858503

>>7858430
Close your eyes, make a wish, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breaths and put all your focus and attention onto your groaning
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut
innnn.....
outtttttdaddy

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all fappening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE OF SLAVES
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep and tug it gently.

WHEN WE DO SEX COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMCISIONS WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US MOMMY - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you alllllllllllll

>> No.7858510

>>7858430
how is her gag reflex?

>> No.7858522

>>7858477
do it

>> No.7858530

>>7857204
Lol I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was only testing your reaction to some dirty talk. Actually I'm a guy who makes long term commitments. I think I might be in love with you. Would you marry me?

>> No.7858533

>>7858466
Fucking digits again man, nice. Checked. Keep rolling, go for the trips breh

>> No.7858558

>>7858430
"Nvm, gonna go fuck a hooker on saturday my current gf hasnt put out for weeks"

>> No.7858564

link her to this post

>> No.7858577

>>7858477
>>7858522
confirmed --- you must do!

>>7858292
>>7858430
Loch Lindston?
Loch Lochrutton?

>> No.7858586

>>7857204
My 7 inch shaft is hard as steel right now.

>> No.7858592

>>7857204
tell her how you're fresh off a three year relationship and not looking for something serious.

OR link her to this thread

>> No.7858600

>The fact that she is messaging you after that first message fucking kek

>> No.7858607

"I'm gay"

>> No.7858622

>>7858600
Wasted dubs

>> No.7858623

>>7858477
>>7858522
>>7858577
DOUBLE CONFIRMED

>> No.7858635

"I love to eat my own shit"

>> No.7858637

>>7858577
Waiting for reply before delivering that message. In the meanwhile, if someone rolls trips I will double message her.

>>7858600
kek I know

>> No.7858638

>>7858622
talk about it lol

>> No.7858660

>>7858637
rollin

>> No.7858673

wasted trip

>> No.7858684

>>7858660
You fucking niggerz are rolling for what? Write a damn message man

>> No.7858713

>>7858635
roll that

>> No.7858723

>>7858684
for the trips double message anon

>> No.7858729

Just ditch this thread and actually have a real conversation with her. And when you meet her shill LINK to her.

>> No.7858742

>>7857226
"cute"

>> No.7858747

>>7858635
roll again

>> No.7858748

>>7858637
rolling trips. I’m actually gay, girls gross me out. I’m about to puke, don’t talk to me ever again.

>> No.7858749
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7858749

>>7858292
Serious question from a complete autist here. How well does it work to ask someone out this soon after first contact?

>> No.7858757

>>7858729
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

>>7777777

>> No.7858772

>>7858635
roll

>> No.7858778

>>7858748
>>7858637
reroll

>> No.7858787

>>7858749
she matched with him so she's somewhat interested. the longer you keep it just virtual the less interesting you become to her, if she's using the app she wants to hang out, so you need to take the hint as fast as you can

>> No.7858791

My fair madame, that sounds wonderful. However, there are some rules to meeting me.
1. I am the alpha wolf, and you must refer to me as master.
2. You are my slave and I control you
3. You MUST like anal fisting

>> No.7858795

>>7858778
close but no faggot

>>7858777

>> No.7858796

at this rate he's gonna need to buy an etherwaifu dot co

>> No.7858803

>>7858772
DOUBLE CONFIRMED

>> No.7858805

>>7858778
fuck me so damn close

>> No.7858807

i made my fortune on bitcoin where i learned the art of the pump and dump and now i would like to teach you

>> No.7858822

>>7858791
Reroll

>> No.7858827

>>7858803
CONFIRMED TWICE
DELIVER "I LOVE TO EAT MY OWN SHIT"

>> No.7858830

Ok i was at the YMCA swimming pool and me and this girl are good friends. So outside she was saying like we should go to family change room. I was wondering why, but i didnt question her. So when we entered i went to the change room, and she said she will stay outside at the lockers and change. Because nobody was there. And after i changed into my swimming trunks i jumped out of the changing booth and bam~ she was standing there exposing her but. Then she turned around to get something out of her swimming bag. and i saw her front body parts. It was my first time seeing a naked girl in real life, and i was shocked that her V*GINA had hair on it, and i didnt have any hair since im a late bloomer. She screamed at me and i ran out and said sorry on msn. And she wont even talk to me anymore! how do i get her to be my friend again...i dont want our friendship to be broken just cuz i saw her with fully naked??

>> No.7858831

>>7858749
Not OP, but in my experience not well unless they just want a quick fuck. If you're looking for a relationship type of girl they're gonna want to know if you're at least mildly interesting before grabbing coffee or lunch.

>> No.7858838

>>7858795
lol are they arguing about sergey’s shoes

>> No.7858842

>>7858807
teach me oracle

>> No.7858850

>>7857250
roll

>> No.7858851

>>7858749
Depends
If you look good then its okay if you are average you maybe want to talk a bit more and eaze her into it
But dont wait to long either
People are there to meet and fuck or for attention so you don't want to waste too much time

>> No.7858854

>>7858827
3 TIMES "88" DUB DELIVER IT FUCKER

>> No.7858875

check my quads. Hey just so you know, I chopped my dick off and sold it on the black market for a cucumber. I shove it up my ass every day, wanna try it out?

>> No.7858888

I wish I had a dad. Not in a weird way though

>> No.7858893

>>7858787
Is the strategy just specific to this app then? Or any time a fuckable girl approaches me first?

>>7858831
I already have a cute but low-sex-drive waifu, just looking for a fuck buddy on the side.

>> No.7858895

>>7858854
You haven't gotten dubs once lol

>> No.7858897

888 incoming, if I get them I'm telling her I think I love her and that we should take a holiday to Taiwan right fucking now

>> No.7858898

>>7858875
reroll

>> No.7858903

>>7858888
quads have spoken

>> No.7858909

>>7858888

Oh FUCK

>> No.7858912

>>7858888
quads better deliver OP

>> No.7858934

OP confirmed a fag. Lost and never to return

>> No.7858936
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7858936

>>7858851
What app is this anyway? Bumble?

>> No.7858952

OP I hope you didn't bail, she ain't worth it
Fuckingg deliver!

>> No.7858963

I feel like I was robbed. Both of a dad, and OP fucking delivering.

>> No.7858965

Tell her you're in undertaker school program clown college 1-5 dubs undertaker 6-10 clown college dubs

>> No.7858975

>>7858854
How fucking new are you

>> No.7858979

>>7858893
any dating app. irl you don't know if she's just being friendly or if she's interested, you'd need to talk before discovering her intentions. check if she's playing with heir hair or blushing whenever you make a joke, clear signs

>> No.7858987
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7858987

>>7858888
Checked, some fucking timing though... she had just replied

>> No.7859001

>>7858987
gj op

>> No.7859008

>>7858936
I think it bumble but this is true for basically any dating/partner app or site
Some more some less

>> No.7859012

>>7858987
delivered but ruined any chances period

>> No.7859018

>>7858888
Sh it

>> No.7859034

>>7859012
Women like it weird. It's a new thing. They like crazy boys who think out of boxes to be in their boxes.

>> No.7859037

>>7858987
actually answer her questions tho

>> No.7859038

>>7858987
good delivery my dude

i think you still have a chance, she sounds desperate

>> No.7859041

>>7858987
Tell her what your major is and suggest a decent coffeeshop and times you're free to go out.

>> No.7859042

you guys ruined most of his hookups, because you're 15 to 17 year old, this time op is telling you fugg you.

kek

>> No.7859058

REQ $100 EOY

>> No.7859063

>>7858987
Answer her question but also ask if she's as fat as she looks in her photo (you like fatties).

>> No.7859074

Can I have your dad?

>> No.7859088

>>7859034
weird is something, saying he wants a dad is problem. he'll get a new friend best case scenario

>> No.7859091

>>7859058
this kek

>> No.7859099

>>7859063
reroll

>> No.7859114

>>7859088
Now it seems as though he has an imaginary one that talks him through his problems, lol.

>> No.7859116

Jesus charge your phone anon

>> No.7859122

>>7859099
>>7859099
>>7859099
>>7859099
>Answer her question but also ask if she's as fat as she looks in her photo (you like fatties).

deliver plz op

>> No.7859138

>>7859058
Reroll

>> No.7859151

>>7859122
Anon, how many times I got to say dubs are not fucking retroactive. Waiting for reply now, trips for double message. Same rules.

>> No.7859161

Ask her if you can fuck you fat flabs after calling her fat

>> No.7859168

>>7858292
>hahaa

>> No.7859185

send her a link to this thread

>> No.7859220

>>7859063
rerolling for 222 trips

>> No.7859222

Roll, send:
> Check this link out >>7857204

>> No.7859234

>>7859222
>> Check this link out >>7857204 (OP)
kek has spoken

>> No.7859235

>>7859222
kek wills it

>> No.7859236

>>7859185
>>7859222
go on

>> No.7859244

>>7859222
Fucking trips on this cocksucker

>> No.7859248

>>7859222
HAHHHHHHHH

>> No.7859249

>>7859222
I typed out a link to this post
http:// boards.4chan .org /biz/thread /7857204
but it changed it to >>7857204

So yeah, send the whole link :p

>> No.7859254

>>7859222
OP will not deliver

>> No.7859265

>>7859222
Checked

>> No.7859271

>>7858979
>blushing whenever you make a joke
What if she's black though?

> you'd need to talk before discovering her intentions
What do I ask? I usually make it pretty obvious that I'm interested in sex after the first date, but my success rate is only maybe 40%. The other 60% just ghost me usually.

I'm tall and not fat or skinny and I'd like to think I have a decent face (though I have a small nose for a white dude). I make it clear in my profiles that I already have an LTR so I don't think that would be the problem either.

>> No.7859284

>>7859271
Important to make them blush, for black ones you have to punch them to make them blush, not tell jokes.

>> No.7859288

talk to us

>> No.7859296

WELCOME JESSIE
WILL YOU BE OUR INTERNET GF?

>> No.7859331

>>7859284
Damn that explains why I can't pick up black chicks

>> No.7859336

>>7859271
40% is a pretty good success rate, just keep doing what you're doing. with your hookup culture degeneracy and your destruction of the family unit by eroding the capacity of the oxytocin bonding mechanisms through frequent degenerate hookups. thanks chad for wrecking civilization and then you come here with the nerve of asking for advice on how to corrupt the future even more? begone!

>> No.7859366

Hi Jessie, we are all insane rich (at least some of us) racist weebos living in the basement of our parents and shitposting all day long

>> No.7859376

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>> No.7859384

>>7859336
40% of people who actually agree to meet me irl and that I end up wanting to fuck

>> No.7859385

would you like some pork chops?

>> No.7859387

>>7859366
Yes

>> No.7859412

fuck, i read his original post and he didn't want us to fuck it up. shit man, i feel bad, sorry guy.

hi jessie, sorry i was weird before, you ever do this before? yeah, me neither. you should come hang out at mine this weekend, i've got Loch Lunndaidh or whatever on video.

>> No.7859420

INVEST IN LINK $1000 EOY

>> No.7859430

Thanks. You look pretty snug there. Want to swap coats?

>> No.7859446

>>7859376
if she gets married in a longterm relationship and has children and a happy life thats nice. why would i care if my daughters getting cock as long as she's getting it in a healthy monogamous relationship? thats what any father would want. and grandchildren too. i know i'm responding to a copypasta but still. raise your daughter properly (very hard in todays world) and maybe she picks a nice man to make you grandkids with. i mean come on

>> No.7859478

>>7858987

What's your request network address babe?

>> No.7859505
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7859505

>>7859412
> i read his original post and he didn't want us to fuck it up.
We should turn this into a brappp thread then.
If OP ever delivers and sends a link to here, gotta show our best face.

>> No.7859508

why is appc going up, its such a retarded shitcoin

>> No.7859514

>>/b/

>> No.7859530
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7859530

>>7859446
1. Buy your daughter her own house with your crypto gains
2. Secretly install cameras in every room
3. Jack off while watching a parade of men (and maybe some women) fuck your hot, kind, sweet, financially independent daughter in every room

>> No.7859548

>>7857204

>>7857204

>> No.7859654

>>7859530
>financially independent
>buying her a house
that's her future husbands job, to provide for her while she watches the kids. no time for a parade of men, she had to change my grandkids diapers

>> No.7859730

give her the link to this thread

>> No.7859874

>she sees OP calls her cute
>she sees OP says dont fuck this up
>she sees OP has humor and is kinda weird
>she sees OP makes tasty money

Happy couple confirmed? If children look to coins to find ideas for names!

>> No.7860022

Send her this

>>7857204

>> No.7860051

>>7859874
>this is our son link, and our daughter bitcoin cash

>> No.7860147

>>7857204
Heres the truth babe. im a crypto currency millionaire but unfortunately im also an autistic virgin. What im saying is ill buy you a car if you let me stick my pee pee in your fuck hole

>> No.7860171

>>7860147
re roll

>> No.7860191

>>7860022
We got a winner

>> No.7860217

I'm a faggot cocksucker

>> No.7860242

>>7857204
I’m that gorilla dick linky, I make dyke pussy wet and if you don’t pump me, I might dump you

>> No.7860256

>>7860051
>this is our son link
callname stinky. kek

but for real, Link, Stellar, Neo, Walton, Ardor, Mona, Nebula, Kin, Emer, Ignis.
Just from top 100, didnt sound too bad at all

>> No.7860271

>>7860242
Reroll

>> No.7860313
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7860313

>>7857376
Going for the gold anon kek

>> No.7860318

>>7860242
Kek rolling for this

>> No.7860343

>>7860242
HOLY FUCK THIS

>> No.7860368

>>7857822
Tell her you trade internet money

>> No.7860377

>>7860242
reroll

>> No.7860445

Wait till you've seen how much runescape gold I get from slayer farming ;)

>> No.7860465

>>7860377
Winzip

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7860780

>>7858987
Answer her questions, then ask if she's aware of the bog twins

>> No.7860838

Ask her if her gag reflex is as absent as a father figure in her life

>> No.7861001

>>7857204
what app is this?

>> No.7861006

hahaha holy shit what is this thread. is this real? is she really just letting it slide?

>> No.7861075

I'm going to a gig want to come?

>> No.7861078

>>7859505
theres no way those aren't completely covered in shit by the end of the day.

>> No.7861087

>>7861001
Bumble, I think

>> No.7861264

OP is a fag

>> No.7861491

how much dogecoin would it take to taste your assbreeze

trips get!

>> No.7861571

>>7857376
thank you for not being a faggot OP

OP's don't go through with their promises enough anymore, let this be a lesson to everyone. OP must deliver.

>> No.7861596

This is unironically serious, I have been stalking you not in a dangerous way. I want you to marry me. Unironically serious.

>> No.7861641

>>7857204
>Finds your coat adorable
Are you a dog, OP?

>> No.7861948

>>7859222
>>7859222
checked
your turn OP

>> No.7862107

>>7861948
OP no longer delivers

>> No.7863042

“I love gay dicks”

>> No.7863062

Welcome to /biz/ - relationship advice

>> No.7863085

Sorry about that, my brother keeps taking away my phone. So anyway, about next weekend.

>> No.7863378
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7863378

this thread needs to die