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y?

If they aren't 10/10, don't bother.

>> No.7805552

>>7805456

>not tits
>no arm muscle

Jesus christ why was she chosen? This is almost as bad as that Alden Ehrenreich guy for Han Solo.

Why is Hollywood so fucking bad at casting now. Last decade we went from hiring reusing ageing 80's action stars for way way to long and seeing no new faces at all, to literally hiring random fags right out of bar mitsva's and literal no names. Where is the healthy medium?

>> No.7805578

>>7805552
because she is chosen.

>> No.7805614

>>7805456
Lara's tits get smaller and smaller.

>> No.7805640

>>7805578

I am not surprised. Probably found at the same bar mitsva's that Spielberg found Solo's actor at.

>> No.7805643
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7805643

>>7805456
we had a bretty gud laugh over on /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54zZpWltxxs

>> No.7805687

>>7805643

HOLY KEK

>> No.7806022

There is no way she's Swedish. No fucking way. She's 'Swedish' probably. Her dad probably is blonde and blue eyed and still thinks she is his daughter.

>> No.7806026

>>7805643
jahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahHAHHAH THAT FORM HOLY FUCK

>> No.7806057

Also a reminder: She was WEINSTEINED already

>> No.7806197

>>7806022
Depends what region she's from. Burgers think everybody from one country looks the same no matter what region they are from.
I'm Slavic and Americans don't believe it but Europeans always guess which country I'm from correctly.

>> No.7806331
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7806331

>>7806022
>everyone from scandinavia is lily white, has blue eyes and blond hair.

>> No.7806360

>>7805456
She looks like she needs to lay off the heroin

>> No.7806391

>>7805578
>because she is chosen.
Every fucking time

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7806439

>>7805578

>> No.7806547

Left chick looks like a tranny on hormones

>> No.7806787

>>7805552
they only pick kids they've raped. you should know that by now.

>> No.7806822

>>7805456
lara is supposed to be a 5'10 alpha female, what is this

>> No.7807672

>>7806026

yep, just swing em up there. that's the stuff.