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[Anonymous No.7686706]

> got solid idea
> Got seed funding (100k)

Can't find programmer.

What should I do? Based in the UK.

[Anonymous No.7686821]

>>7686706
Find a programmer
faggot

[Anonymous No.7686849]

larp
nobodies giving you 100k when you don't even have a product or prototype to show off. why even give you 100k when they can just take your idea instead. none of this makes sense. have you patented this shit? trademarked it? whats stopping them from taking your idea? you don't even have a product yet.

[Anonymous No.7686854]

is it that hard to find a programmer?

[Anonymous No.7686855]

>>7686821
How? Please help. I am a Neet. Should I go to a university? HEEEEEEEEEEEELP

[Anonymous No.7686872]

>>7686849
The money is no problem. I got it. I need a programmer to join my biz.

[Anonymous No.7686883]

>>7686849
Its possible to get VC funding without any product at all. You have no idea what youre talking about,
100k is literally not nearly enoug to start a real start up by the way.

[Anonymous No.7686894]

>>7686872
how do you get 100k from just an idea? makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.7686928]

>>7686883
ok but how? you'd have to have a solid reputation and succesful products released in the past?

it's not like joe blow off the street can wander into an office somewhere with some random idea and walk out with 100k

[Anonymous No.7686939]

>>7686894
It's my money faggot. I got millions of dollars. Need to get into the biz Ness life. Need to prove myself. Please help. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.7686959]

>>7686883
Where do I find a programmer? At university? They have meetups? Please help.

[Anonymous No.7686968]

>>7686706
I'm a London-based programmer and free for work..

[Anonymous No.7687039]

>>7686939
doesn't sound like you have to do anything if you already have millions of dollars. just retire.

unless you're doing this for reasons other then money, because as a man you need to stay busy. i can respect that. but is this really what you want to be doing? must be some idea.

i guess you need to hire programmers without them stealing your idea though. so it seems you need legal advice. get some paperwork drawn up, non-disclosure agreements or something. and then put listings in job search places for programmers and then people will send you their resumes. i assume thats what you should do, but i'm a random nobody who wouldn't know how its actually done

[Anonymous No.7687049]

>>7686968
How good are you?

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.7687067]

>>7687039
but of course a top programmer isn't going to send his resume to a random dude who can't even tell him anything about what he will be doing. so perhaps you need to create a business or corporation to start posting job postings. i don't know.

[Anonymous No.7687082]

>>7687039
People don't respect you just for money.

A semi successful startup is what I need.

[Anonymous No.7687098]

>>7686968
why would you work for free for a millionaire willing to put at least 100k into this project? for a cut of the profit? get it in writing, legally done up, so you don't get screwed. or just let him pay you

[Anonymous No.7687117]

>>7686959
Visiting meetup.com events is actually a good idea. It depends, meetups are good if you want someone who thinks like an entrepreneur and gets invested in the project and alo develops.

If you want a code monkey it all depends on what your product is. If you just need some kind of shopsystem set up/modded/maintained or other trivial shit you can try freelance sites.
If you want a real new product built you can try digging on linkedin for your area.

>>7686928
Well you have to have some skill at pitching of course and be able to prove you're not a retard by presenting past ventures and all that, but there are many VCs that look specifically for very early phaser projects (so they can strongarm you into giving them 40% off the bat).

Usually there are a few meetings where you pitch. You have to present a whole thing with your business plan etc and they will dig into your past and due thorough due-diligence before they pull the trigger.

But you dont need to have a working product for all that.

[Anonymous No.7687122]

>>7687082
lol yes they do..just get an expensive but classy car, wear only the finest clothes and get a cool house, tell everyone you are living off your good investments. Instant respect (and envy and hate).

[Anonymous No.7687144]

>>7687098
He meant that he's looking for work, not that he's willing to work for free.
I assume you are not a native English speaker.

[Anonymous No.7687149]

>>7686706
Thanks, just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.7687157]

>>7687049
>[e-mail]
10+ years experience, multiple references, loads of code on GitHub.. i'll mail you now.

[Anonymous No.7687162]

>>7687117
Ok. Thank you. Will have a look.

[Anonymous No.7687174]

>>7687082
why do you need respect when you already have millions of dollars? i'm not saying there's anything wrong with respect, i just don't see why you care.

[Anonymous No.7687217]

>>7686706
I'm a programmer OP. I code in Python, Java, .Net

I can do anything you need as far as back-end goes. Just don't ask me to document any of my code, that's for cucks. My code is perfect. You can read it easier than you can read english, there's no need for documentation.

[Anonymous No.7687246]

>>7687174
As another idle millionaire I can tell you he's not looking for respect from others, he's looking to find some self-respect. It's easier for the ego to state it's about others though.

I'm idle and I feel like a useless parasite. I realize if I died it would be a net positive for society because I don't bring anything productive to the world. I too am looking for something sensible to do.

[Anonymous No.7687251]

>>7687217
This is what 99% of code-monkeys actually believe.

[Anonymous No.7687286]

>>7687246
that i can sympathize with
i'm not too happy about being useless either

[Anonymous No.7687321]

>>7687217
Yeah, this is why nobody wants to work with you.

[Anonymous No.7687353]

hello sir, muh name Abdul Jamal Rajeesh i live in USA on work visa and am verry good at python let me work for you kind mister

[Anonymous No.7687371]

>>7686706
browse /r/choosingbeggars and with someone to do it for free (a.k.a. "experience")

[Anonymous No.7687395]

>>7686706
"can't" is the cancer of Happen.
stop using the word can't
thats negativity. a negative mindset
you might as well chop your balls off now.

[Anonymous No.7687411]

Tell us the idea.

[Anonymous No.7687430]

document code? The fuck are you talking about faggot, you mean comment surely?
too many damn larpers over here. anyone who doesn't comment their code is a total retard.

[Anonymous No.7687435]

>>7687395
Can you not suck my dick?

Oh, you can't?

[Anonymous No.7687456]

>>7687430
Real programmers in real companies create actual code documentation in addition to comments, anon.

[Anonymous No.7687499]

>>7687251
>>7687321
I was only joking you fucking apes

Do I type like a Pajeet? Jesus

[Anonymous No.7687537]

>>7687430
>comments
>implying i need to add comments when my method signatures are perfectly descriptive in their own right

Go back to 2004

[Anonymous No.7687569]

>>7686706
follow, currently have same issue looking for someone decent
eastern europe

[Anonymous No.7687749]

>>7686883
>Its possible to get VC funding without any product at all.

VC known as 'Grandma'

[Anonymous No.7687758]

>>7687499
well you do code pajeet tier languages so it's not really unsurprising people are assuming you're a pajeet.

[Anonymous No.7687833]

What are you making anyway?

[Anonymous No.7687935]

>>7686706
100k that might cover dev's salary

[Anonymous No.7688019]

>>7686706
Hello sir kindly hire me for 100k gbp and uk work visa, thank you.