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7668299 No.7668299 [Reply] [Original]

>wait you trade internet money? i thought you were a real trader....

>> No.7668314

those chicks are like 6/10 at best who cares

>> No.7668328

>>7668314
left is a 7

>> No.7668336

SHUT UP CUNTS

*pulls out duct tape, handcuffs, and cricket bat*

>> No.7668338

>>7668314

Guaranteed you've never even spoken to a girl as good looking as the one on the left so really begs the question what you are out of 10

>> No.7668339

>>7668328
If it wasn't for her weird bewbs and gut, she'd be alot higher

>> No.7668347

>>7668328
are you fucking for serious?

>> No.7668349

>>7668328
atmost dressed but naked with those small ugly tits maybe a 4

>> No.7668354
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7668354

>>7668299

"Hey son, this might sound ridiculous but word has went around town that you are quite the savvy investor. My boss got word of it and he insisted that I introduce you to his daughter - seems like you are the most eligible bachelor around these parts! He even promised me a raise if I did so - must be the way these high flyers court - and to think I met your mom while she was waiting tables! Heh go get 'em champ *nudges*"

>> No.7668366
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7668366

More traps... Biz is so closet gay. Like at least post a benis or two

>> No.7668371

>>7668354
>Posts a 5/10
Get out of here with that thing, only 2D women are good enough for me

>> No.7668388

>>7668338
bahah please. you clearly never go out.
look at her stomach lol shes fat. no hips either, so cant say shes curvy.

>> No.7668390
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7668390

>>7668371
What if this was the bosses daughter anon?

>> No.7668404

>>7668390
I am not a pedophile, pass.

>> No.7668413
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7668413

>>7668371

"Hey anon, my dad says you're like a big Bitcoin investor or something ^_^. Wanna go get some chicken tendies?

>> No.7668424

>>7668354
Are you winning dad?

>> No.7668463

>>7668388

I never said she was perfect but it doesnt address my original point. I would bet my entire portfolio youve never fucked a girl that looks anything close to her. You sound super bitter as well, who hurt you in highschool? Was it a girl that looked like her?

>> No.7668505
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>>7668354
>>7668413
Imagine if that was your daughter. You would have to make an incest baby

>> No.7668510

>>7668404
I too do not know what words mean.

>> No.7668526
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>>7668404
What about now; would you become the King of Hyrule?

>> No.7668570

>mommy, why is the fat nerd speaking to 14yr old girls

>> No.7668620

I seen one of these girls somewhere but i dont really remember where can any1 help

>> No.7668664

>>7668570
>Sydney Cole
>Kimmy Granger (?)
>14yr old girls

roflmao this boy is kwone

>> No.7668849
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7668849

>>7668314
I agree.
>Basic face
>Tiny bodies
>No ass
>No boobs
>Hair is uninteresting
>Style is boring
Although bonus points for
>Good skin
>Good teeth
>Probably good hygiene

Theres a minimum of 3000 copies of these running around in my city as I speak. Why would I go after this?

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>>7668505
Luld

>> No.7669047

>>7668463
I lost my virginity to a girl like 4x hotter than that.

>>7668849
Literally average, with a bitchy personality. Big bonus is the clear skin.

>> No.7669492
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7669492

>>7668505
>daughter

>> No.7669607

>>7668338
>the left always projects

>> No.7669640

Wait you have A cups? I thought you were a real woman

>> No.7669680

>>7668413
Not with you dressed like that babe, I don’t date tramps.

>> No.7669783

This is what insecure wizards think
Girls don't care, they just like money
For all u know u could be lying about all of it
>u will never be chad

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7669808

>>7668354
does this actually happen ever

>> No.7669835

>>7668299
Where the hell do you even find pictures like this?

>> No.7669895

>>7668299
"Fuck yeah I'm a real trader. I reel in like a k a day. You know what- you two are dumb as fuck. Get the fuck out."
Then before you know it they're sucking my fucking dick

>> No.7669908
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>>7669047
>mfw my gf is a trund fund millionaire
>her grandmother invested a fuckton into early days of aol
>got out at the top
>she is instagram famous
>1mm followers
>fake ass
>fake tits
>tons of plastic surgery on her face too
>without these she'd be like op's pic
idk how i feel about this sometimes

>> No.7669961

>>7668413
MOMMY MILKY!

>> No.7670007

>>7668338
>begs the question
It RAISES the question you illiterate mong. Stop butchering English and start raising your fucking standards.
Love, Grandma

>> No.7670012

>>7668338
you probably think Piper Perri's disgusting little boy body is the hottest thing ever, right you fucking piece of tasteless trash?

>> No.7670152
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7670152

I wish I could say I got rich but I didnt for two reasons. 1. I almost always sold all after 3-4x and most importantly because the money I was making in Crypto was going up my nose in my mouth and unfortunately into my veins....... Crypto turned my small drug habit into a full blown addiction where the final result was me being hauled away in an ambulance because I OD'd.

>> No.7670265

>>7668354
>>7668299
Even if I'd made it I don't deserve sex with them and just want to grovel and worship their feet.

>> No.7670295

>>7670265
Cuckshed anon is back.

>> No.7670349

>>7668299
>dat facial expression
why do you lust after "people" like this, /biz/? do you hate yourself so much?
so many quality women out there, and you go for the blonde bimbos with illusions of (vaginal) grandeur?
i just don't get it...

>>7668338
stop idolizing average whores... they are literally trash-tier blondes that get reached around amongst niggers every weekend to inflate their already gigantic egos...

all those ugly single mothers you see at wall-mart... guess what?
they looked exactly the way those two look, now...

their futures: written on their faces. tyrones baby after a quick night of jungle love and after that, no money, working like the slaves they just made themselves lel...
i've seen it happen so many times in my years... amuses me to no end...

after that a beta hubby with bux they start to hate and whose life they ruin as a consequence, just to end up alone and bitter with children that hate them while slowly realizing what a horrible human being they've been all their lives...

and thus... you get the modern soccer mom...
something you do not, EVER, want to be surrounded with...
and especially... not something whose claws you'd want to have sunken into your dick...

and, yes. objectivelly and considering the current cultural paradigm... they are attractive... but so were the sirens leading the sailors to their early deaths...

have fun chasing after death, idiots...
i'd rather stay with my chubby GF (not fat, hambeasts are psycho-tier) who literally worships my cock and shudders at the thought of children without financial security...

i love myself and i love my life...
haven't even made it yet and i've won (culturally) against ((((them))))...

maybe it helps that i share some genetics with (((them))), dunno...

>> No.7670363

>>7669908
I will never understand the sheer amount of insecurity a woman must have to be completely fake in every way. Maybe daddy didn't love her enough and instill feelings of self-worth.

>> No.7670418

>>7670349
I think getting rejected by slutty girls turn me on a lot though.
I wouldn't date or marry one but I wouldnt mind being looked down on, spat on, etc by them. Knowing they get all dressed up for a night out at a club and maybe showing me pity by sending me pics.

>> No.7670883

>>7668354
Dad tell mr.shekelbergstein that I dont take to his kind!

>> No.7670913
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>>7668299
>>7668314
>>7668328
Right is a 4/10 and left is a 5/10

Pic related are true 7/10 girls

Go outside some time. Your thirstiness is literally raising average (if not below average) looking girls to a 7/10.

>> No.7671831

>>7668299
You cannot even afford full clothes. Who are you to lecture me on money?

>> No.7671850

>>7668328
Dressed maybe, but those tits are weird and the gut is too big.
Naked she'd probably be a 4 at best.

>> No.7671872

>>7670913
>girl on the right
>not a 11/10

Fuck I think I would sacrifice everything I ever held dear for a girl like that.

>> No.7671881

>>7668299
whats up with the tits on the left girl

>> No.7671900

>>7670913

The fuck?

Left and right are 8s

That thing in the middle is 4 at best

>> No.7671923

>>7670913
The one in the Middle, Isn't she the Iphonex Animoji girl?

>> No.7671927

>>7670913
so fucking hot
thank you

>> No.7671988

>>7670152
At least you didn't spend money on OPs whores. Good for you, anon. I bet it was a good time!

>> No.7672013

>>7668299
Can I get a source to a video or something m8 blease

>> No.7672016

>>7668299
Far whores. Who cares what their chubby useless asses think

>> No.7672027

>>7671881
Yea what's up with those tits, why aren't they in my mouth

>> No.7672044

>>7671900
Come on let's agree that she's a 5-6 not a 4

>> No.7672051
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7672051

>>7668299
Traps?

>>7668354
Trap

>>7668390
kys

>>7668413
Trap?

>>7668526
Brap

>>7670913
10/10

>> No.7672063
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>>7672051
How about this specimen

>> No.7672114

>>7669808
Only if your dad is outgoing and has developed and nourished his networks over time. More likely though, he's probably like most Americans or those in industrialized nations: depressed, sees himself going nowhere in life, works at a 8-5 job, suffers from some form of midlife crisis and will drink and eat himself to death. This is what industrialization does to you. Gone are the days of families and individuals who have formed genuine friendships and communities.

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>>7672063

>> No.7672259

>>7670007
Tits or gtfo lady

>> No.7672309

>>7672182
Rekt

>> No.7672336

>>7672063
Sorry not interested in fake tits bimbo.

>> No.7672389
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7672389

Best waifu comming trough.

>> No.7672635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkq8a6AV3HM

the girl in the middle i guess

>> No.7672661
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7672661

>>7668299
ROASTIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7672746

>>7672063
Off the charts

>> No.7672748
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7672748

>>7670913
GIB NOW OR I POO

>> No.7672749

>>7671881
what tits

>> No.7672811

>>7671881

>he's never seen tits IRL

>> No.7672830

>>7668339
What about the face though doc?

>> No.7672831

>>7670913
Seriously though, who is that readhead? How the fuck can I find a incredibly gorgeous unholy specimen like that?! Where are girls like this? I have never seen any girl that was even remotely this attractive in my country (and that's within europe before you call me out).

>> No.7672920

I think I've a fetish for women with disgusted looks on their faces. Can I get source or more like it?

>> No.7672993

>>7668299
It's one of my long-term investments, yes.
Now let's get undressed, shall we? I'm not paying you to lecture me on how to invest money, I'm paying you to get fucked by me for the rest of the day.

>> No.7673049

>>7670012
Have you seen her feet? God damn 10/10

>> No.7673126
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7673126

>>7672920
>I think I've a fetish for women with disgusted looks on their faces

>> No.7673193

>>7668299

Actually I do both.You vapid cunts.

>> No.7673265

>>7670883
But u can get the Jew pawa !

not to mention a ticket to the nearest illuminati club !

>> No.7674439

>>7668299
checked

>> No.7675024

>>7669492
I wonder if the guy who originally posted "If only you knew..." back in 2012 knows that his post is a meme.

>> No.7675190
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>>7670913
Well I think the girl on the left in the first pic is a solid 7 and cuter than the two on the right in this. Centre gets a 6 right gets a 5 due to being juvenile.

The girl on the left here I'd put at an obective 7 but she it totally my type so subjectively she gets a 9 from me and I would happily lock her in my basement.

>> No.7675250

>>7668413
Out of all the attention whores on the net that all you ve got?
She is average af

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7675311

>>7668299
Stfu you degenerate roastie whore before I gut you like a pig.

>> No.7675456

>>7670349
>i'd rather stay with my chubby GF
Lol there it is.
I'm invoking poe's law on this one

>> No.7675504

>>7668413
ONLY MY MOM MAKES MY TENDIES BEGONE SLOOT GET OUT OF MY ROOM REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7675631

>>7675024
Yeah I'm still here. AMA

>> No.7675714

>>7670349
>i'd rather stay with my chubby GF
She will balloon up into hamplanet mode the moment you put a ring on her finger. You have been warned, and you will have had ignored it when you'll finally realize that you fucked up.

>> No.7675770

>>7675631
how really bad are things?

>> No.7676409

>>7668299

((( )))

definite jew faces

>> No.7676504

>>7668413
more of this goddess plz

>> No.7676786

>>7668299
wtf i remember that porn vid OP