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7652755 No.7652755 [Reply] [Original]

WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF ALIEN LIFE?? YOUR STUPID LITTLE COMPUTER COINS ARE HAMPERING PROGRESS.

>> No.7652795
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7652795

lol fud to trick norman

>> No.7652810

>>7652755

crypto is literally an unforeseen filter of humanity. It will eventually kill us.

>> No.7652821

>caring about finding aliens more than making money

>> No.7652857

>>7652821
This. As if it weren't enough with the boat people crossing the Mediterranean into Europe.

>> No.7652860

>>7652755
t. yognar of garfrak VI

>> No.7652878

>crypto is hampering the search for alien life
>but the huge foreign aid budgets of western countries to african shitholes is just fine

>> No.7652888

space is a satanic Illuminati hoax. earth is a plain and there is a dome above our heads

>> No.7652899

>>7652755
Why isn't there a SETIcoin yet?

Seriously.

>> No.7652915

>>7652755
These faggots should have paid people to run their seti bullshit instead of retards doing it for free for years.

>> No.7652931

>>7652755
Aliens are an NWO meme, Jews are going to spread a killer virus and blame the greys, rally all the nations behind a single government to fight against them, kill 90% of the population with the experimental weapons they've been hoarding in the antarctic and then declare victory. We're talking War of the Worlds meets 9/11 here buckaroos.

>> No.7652944

Alien here.
I have been mining vast amounts of Unobtanium on your planet. Please don't spread fud, faggot.

>> No.7652948

Aliens would of found us but they are too busy enjoying their lambos.

>> No.7652963

>>7652931
yeh ppl fell for the terrorism hoax maybe they will fall for alien hoax after all

>> No.7653010
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7653010

Not gonna lie, alien here. This is fucking hilarious watching neets crash and burn this planet. But in all seriousness we can't let you guys get rich.

>> No.7653074

>I can buy gpus for mining rigs
>SETI can't find aliens because they can't get gpus
Seems legit

>> No.7653469

>>7652878
this
if the US slashed 1% of the billions sent to Israel yearly, it could found SETI research for a generation

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>>7652810
feels good

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>>7652755
oh my fucking god CRYPTO MINERS ARE FUNDING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF R&D AND PRODUCTION IN COMPUTER HARDWARE OF ALL KINDS BUT ESPECIALLY GRAPHICS CARDS JESUS CHRIST ECONOMICS 101 YOU FUCKING BRAINLETS AT YAHOO
EXPECT COMPUTING TASKS THAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN HARDWARE AND ELECTRICITY IN 2018 TO COST 1/200TH OF THAT IN 2022 IF MINING KEEPS GROWING AT THIS RATE
FUCKING BONGFLOWER-SUCKLING TRENDY ENVIROCONSCIOUS-BUT-EFFECTIVELY-UNCONSCIOUS HIPLETS JESUS CHRIST

>> No.7654272

>>7652821
>>7652857
Fucking this. Mainstream media loves to hype science, but they forget that we still have a long way to make Earth a better place (and that requires - guess what - money!) before we should start contacting aliens and such.

>> No.7654305

>>7652755
Good. SETI are retards determined to give aliens the exact coordinates to hit earth with a kinetic impactor.