/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7649036]

why are you on /biz/ on valentines day?

[Anonymous No.7649046]

>>7649036
where else would i be

[Anonymous No.7649051]

because right now my long futures are up 13K

[insider No.7649064]

fuck off normie

[Anonymous No.7649091]

not even worth a brap, just a sage

[Anonymous No.7649097]

because i was hoping today might be a normie free day

[Anonymous No.7649108]

>>7649036
I just realized at age 28 I never spent Valentine's Day with someone. It's over, sucks that money can't buy love, only genetics can.

[Anonymous No.7649115]

Going out with the girlfriend this weekend cause I have work/school during the week.

[Anonymous No.7649135]

>>7649036
sauce

[Anonymous No.7649136]

>>7649108
love is a meme perpetrated by (((them))). you're fine, anon

[Anonymous No.7649141]

>no gf
>mad gainz

[DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU No.7649162]

>implying we're not gonna leveraging up the swings after this god given pump rn

[Anonymous No.7649163]

Trying to get enough coin to get a piece like your pic.

[Anonymous No.7649174]

>go to visit hometown for 2 weeks
>quickly get several nice Tinder matches (obviously valentines day traffic)
>shitpost on /biz/ instead of writing to them

[Anonymous No.7649181]

I'm here becuz too fat old ugly and poor. Ready to die

[Anonymous No.7649186]

>>7649181
This

[Anonymous No.7649197]

Exactly a year ago I hopped on like 4 dating apps/sites with the intention of having a gf for next Valentine's. I failed.

[Anonymous No.7649238]

Because I have a date tomorrow. Going out on valentine's day is for people who want everything to be crowded.
>inb4 get out normie
I've been here since 2008

[Anonymous No.7649251]

>>7649036
man those fucking real dolls just keep getting more and more realistic

[Anonymous No.7649260]

>>7649046
KEKKU!

[Anonymous No.7649283]

Because I have never had a girlfriend or sexual encounter these 24 years on earth

[Anonymous No.7649301]

>>7649108
>sucks that money can't buy love
28 years and you still haven't learned.

[Anonymous No.7649307]

>tfw MGTOW

[Anonymous No.7649322]

>>7649036
Why should i be anywhere else?

[Anonymous No.7649329]

>>7649036
gf doesnt like the whole shite valentines bs idea

[Anonymous No.7649335]

cause i'd like to show up at my frat's valentine's day project with some extra money in my pocket

also I go to a giant state school so its not like pussy's hard to come by

[Anonymous No.7649339]

>>7649036
she's pretty ugly in the rest of her pics
shame

[Anonymous No.7649369]

>>7649339
That is not an ugly face.

[Anonymous No.7649382]

>>7649307
lol you mean involuntary celibate. thats all mgtow is bunch of bitter faggots

[Anonymous No.7649384]

>>7649036
because I can't buy a house with chocolates and overpriced flowers

[Anonymous No.7649386]

>>7649036
already showed my gf my LTC and WTC gains today. Hope her lady boner doesn't take out an eye.

[Anonymous No.7649393]

>>7649036
>married
>husband has crypto
>I have my own crypto
>he hodls
>I trade
>have more gains
>thats ok we both share with eachother
>feels gud
The family that trades together, stays together. Happy valentines, /biz/. <3

[Anonymous No.7649413]

>>7649036
GIVE ME SAUCE MOTHER FUCKER

[Anonymous No.7649425]

>>7649393
jelly

[Anonymous No.7649428]

>>7649382
MGTOW≠beta

Just fucked a tinder slut 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.7649444]

>>7649136
>>7649301

You're coping. Women can feel real love to you but only if you have male model tier looks. They'd be utterly devoted to you then.

[Anonymous No.7649468]

>>7649339
You consider this ugly?
Man you have some pretty high standards.

[Anonymous No.7649473]

because money is my valentine

[Anonymous No.7649486]

>>7649393
how big is your penis?

[Anonymous No.7649489]

>>7649036

[Anonymous No.7649500]

>>7649444
goes both ways dude

[Anonymous No.7649503]

>>7649339
That's very attractive.

[Anonymous No.7649555]

>>7649428
nice larp faggot, guys who get ass on a consistent basis dont call themselves 'mgtow' reason i know this is because i actually do and saying you are a 'man going his own way' is cringey as fuck and 'beta' (also faggy language) as fuck

[Anonymous No.7649565]

>>7649500
Not at all, men have much lower standards.

[Anonymous No.7649569]

>>7649036
Absolutely a perfect body

>>7649339
That's not ugly, you retard

[Anonymous No.7649594]

>>7649565
for sex, not for devotion

[Anonymous No.7649636]

>>7649555
Lol getting pussy isn't hard gramps i literally rather wank it to my nice collection of sex tapes these sluts get horny to make and who knows maybe I can blackmail them later down the road

[Anonymous No.7649657]

>>7649468
That's what /r9k/ is notorious for.

[Anonymous No.7649669]

>>7649555
that would be because "guys who get ass" are faggots anon

[Anonymous No.7649670]

>>7649382
relationships are the reason I turned from normie to mgtow

[Anonymous No.7649677]

>>7649636
i didn't say it was hard, i said you're a larping faggot which you are. you clearly don't get any on anything resembling a consistent basis. i'm sure you prefer jerking off due to your shitty internal reverse psychology.
>"I like not having sex with women, I much prefer jerking myself off!"

[Anonymous No.7649689]

>>7649555
please learn to write like something that at least resembles a human

[Anonymous No.7649703]

>>7649669
>he's never berried his tongue deep in a good brapper

[Anonymous No.7649710]

>>7649670
>relationships are the reason I turned from normie to mgtow
>lack of sex is the reason you turned from normie to mgtow
although lets be honest, you were never a normie, just a pathetic virgin

[Anonymous No.7649720]

>>7649046
Kek desu

[Anonymous No.7649731]

>>7649339
She's basically a perfect European specimen for Chad Thundercock to enjoy exclusively.

[Anonymous No.7649742]

>>7649689
>please learn to write like something that at least resembles a human
think about this sentence, think real hard about how stupid it is
>something that at least resembles a human
like a monkey?
so are you saying i should learn to write like a monkey? are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.7649744]

>>7649238
get out normie

[Anonymous No.7649755]

>>7649677
I can get pussy whenever I want for free but women are annoying and clingy so i just fuck on the weekends

[Anonymous No.7649769]

Its my birthday bros. Can u guys wish me a happy birthday? No friends or gf

[Anonymous No.7649770]

>>7649238
>I've been here since 2008
>proud of being chanology cancer

[Anonymous No.7649779]

>>7649036
>knowing that today is Valentines day

[Anonymous No.7649783]

>>7649755
right bro, right

[Anonymous No.7649825]

>>7649339

That is perfect you utter retard

[Anonymous No.7649832]

>>7649555

dude are you okay? lmao

[Anonymous No.7649844]

>>7649036
Didn't knew it was valentine's day until saw it written on 4chan.
Same with christmas and basically everything.
The only reason i know what day it is is become of the post dates.

Honestly i pay no attention whatsoever about the now, i'm just focused on getting money and honing my skills for my plans of tomorrow.
Ten more months and i should be ready for phase 1, insh'Me.

[Anonymous No.7649847]

>>7649742
>so are you saying i should learn to write like a monkey?

not ideal, but that would be an improvement

[Anonymous No.7649848]

>>7649594
Maybe but in my experience for both

[Anonymous No.7649856]

olga katysheva

[Anonymous No.7649860]

>>7649769
Happy birthday breh, keep hodlin on

[Anonymous No.7649878]

>>7649769

Happy birthday, bruv

[Anonymous No.7649895]

>>7649238
c h a n o l o g y

[Anonymous No.7649922]

>>7649339
>calling that cock dock ugly
>not wanting to jam your peen in her more than life itself
I think you're gay anon

[Anonymous No.7649928]

>>7649769
My birthday also. So happy birthday to you and me!

>Valentines birthdays makes us pussies.

[Anonymous No.7649933]

>>7649444
>women care about looks

typical beta coping mechanism