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Listen up faggots, this motherfucker right here has brought countless cumulative hours of joy to this board in the past few weeks. Some of the more faggo- (ahem) “reddit-affected” anons on this board think we’re being mean to him. Whether or not that’s true isn’t for me to judge. What I do know is this motherfucker is the man and it’s time we give back.

ITT we conceptualize how to get a donation pool going for the patron saint of /biz/, Boy Sminem. Two ideas some anons have already come up with are:

#1 Sminem Facial Recognition Smartcontract. (While badass, let’s be honest none of us retards, degenerates, and invalids has the combination of time, morivation, and IQ to achieve this)

#2 Operation Sminem Direct Contact (this is simple but who knows if he even speaks English)

I’ll bump the thread with rare pics of /our boy/ till the discussion gets going proper

>> No.7633429

Someone find his vk profile so we can get in touch with him. I wanna see this prick holding a time-stamped photo before I donate anything to him

>> No.7633446

Also I like the idea of a patron saint for the board like /g/ does with stallman. How so we get mod on board for a sticky

>> No.7633459

>>7633384
>>7633429
So does this kid actually have $2B BTC or what

>> No.7633482

>>7633459
It's some retard from Russian. He got nothing to do with crypto

>> No.7633485

>>7633459
yes

>> No.7633503

>>7633459
1.5b in btc at the peak

>> No.7633524

>>7633459

rumor has it he is the man behind "rory'' and owns 51% of chainlink

>> No.7633684

>>7633384
I literally hate seeing this face. Fuck you OP

>> No.7633779

>>7633384

he seems so happy, i think he doesn't even need money

>> No.7633873
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7633873

https://ok.ru/profile/559073617823

kek, some Ivan should inbox him

>> No.7633943

>>7633459
there's a theory that he's satoshi himself

>> No.7633969
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7633969

>>7633384
I like the idea. This man ended the bear market single handedly.

>> No.7633976

>>7633873
How'd you find him? Any Russians on /biz/? Should ask for help from /int/ or /bant/

>> No.7633999
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7633999

https://ok.ru/profile/559073617823

his gf

>> No.7634015

I am russian. What do you want me to do?

>> No.7634020

>>7634015
Message him, tell him we love him.

>> No.7634022
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7634022

>>7633459
$1.5bn, he forgot about it
now talks to trees

>> No.7634031

>>7634015
Message him and tell him to visit our board. If he does timestamp and bit coin address we will donate him

>> No.7634032

>>7634015
message him saying hi,
ask him if he invests in ChainLink

>> No.7634041

>>7634015
tell him to create a btc wallet and post it on his profile we'll send him btc so he can marry that aspie thot

>> No.7634063

I'm Sminem
send me 10 000$ bros

>> No.7634066
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7634066

PRAISE THY LORD SMINEM FOR MASSIVE UPCOMING GAINS

" MY LORD, SMINEM, BLESS ME OH GREAT ONE,"

>> No.7634097

>>7633524
>
heh, true OP, lets donate, contact his mum on vk, and ask her to set up a b/ltc wallet.

even redditfags enjoy it; out of jealousy for sminems indefatigable joy

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7634113

>They found him. Abort mission.

>> No.7634173

>>7633384
Sminem doesn't need our poorfag change.

>> No.7634205

>>7633384
"I'm not a virgin, just ask your mom"

>> No.7634239

Will do everything now with proofs, hold on

>> No.7634265
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7634265

>>7634015
also i wanna nut my evil demon-seed in his thic dopey sis and produce the anti christ

let him know

>> No.7634289
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>> No.7634296

Last time he was online is 7 hours ago, probably sleeping now

>> No.7634320

>>7634296
k leave the messages
keep the dream alive

>> No.7634324

>>7634296
And an ETH addy - he needs some Link (because he looks like the missing one)

>> No.7634345
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7634345

GIRL SMINEM HOT

>> No.7634363

>>7634320
btw was it you who said about 500 btc buyins with sminem the other day?

>> No.7634381

accepting your avatar request btw! before he saw my message!

>> No.7634389

>>7634363
Look at his house and clothes, that guy isn't sitting on 500 bit coin

>> No.7634393

>>7634363
yeah did u see it ~7am as soon as we got in

>> No.7634395

>>7634389
i was talking to DarkTrip

>> No.7634414

>>7634015
don't contact him. poor kid

also leave ukraine alone

>> No.7634415

>>7634389
no we placed some large orders not sminem
sminem doesn't need money

>> No.7634438

>>7634015
See if he likes battletoads

>> No.7634460

>>7634414
lol we got your gold 4 years ago no need to mess with ukraine anymore

>> No.7634491

You can retire in Ukraine with literally $100k. We can set this guy up for life

>> No.7634492

>>7634015

please tell him the situation and make him post a timestamp we will send him money

>> No.7634507

>>7633999
She's 27 and he's 21?
What the fuck man.

>> No.7634508

I need him in my life

>> No.7634510

>>7634492
I am waiting for his response now

>> No.7634521

>>7634296

ok anon but explain the situation very carefully ok? don't ruin it

>> No.7634528

>>7634510
Did you give any explanation? He'll probably may block you

>> No.7634569

>>7634510
yeah anon if i were you i would explain the all thing in one message, please send him this thread also

>> No.7634573

I only said Hi to him yet

>> No.7634609

To summ up my message: bla bla bla, create btc wallet, do a timestamp and we will donate to you, righ?

>> No.7634624

someone pls tell me why this guy is called sminem and how is he popular?

>> No.7634631

>>7634609
PS we adore you, like puppies and rainbows

>> No.7634695

>>7634389
he has ascetic ideals, he uses the money for greater purposes than mere luxuries

>> No.7634708

>>7634624
someone post the pic of him with the sminem tshirt

>> No.7634738

>>7634609
yes i think that would be better, send all the info at once, with a link to this thread

>> No.7634786

Are you guys sure he will not messup the btc wallet?

>> No.7634796

>>7634624
>he doesn't know

>The reptilians bow to the mighty Sminem
>At first contact aliens tried to merge with the human DNA, creating superior beings that would become masters of this planet.
>The first experiment failed, no single cell could harness the raw psychic power of the alien race. The cygote forcefully splitted in half in order to survive leaving the resultant offspring with deformed features, dividing the psionic power between two distinct entities.
>we refer to them as the Bogdanoff Twins.
> aware of the failure of their creation they desperately seek approval of the elder alien race by controlling humanity from the shadows.
> But then it came, the second experiment
>Successful melding of a single entity 200% Bog/human DNA. Less deformed features and much more powerful
>He doesn't own a home or have a single ruble to his name. Doesn't need it
>Contains all the DNA information of all life in every single cell of his body. He descends from every creature that ever lived, can generate offspring with any creature in the universe. He can create new life by merging DNA with his mind

>He is said to have 500+ IQ quantum brain but his mind working at 10% would warp the fabric of reality ending life on every being that has not a multidimensional nature.
>Being omnipotent and aware of the fact he has a gentle nature and tones down his psionic powers to a minimum to allow life to exist but is diminished to a 60IQ slav-tier intelligence in the process.
>His only goal is to bring happiness to all life
>The Bogs fear this creature and try to destroy him
>Sminem doesn't care, he enjoys the flowers and the little things in life knowing that he only needs to wait until the next heat death of the universe (has witnessed two)
>He mocks the twins by foiling their plan of bankrupting some Neets in an anonymous Cantonese basket weaving forum, just for fun
>for every Bog dump he provides a pump
>for every crash he provides a Bull run

>> No.7634808

>>7634786
When he releases he might make some money as the board mascot I'd say his research skills still instantly improve

>> No.7634847

>>7634345
She's 2 years younger than me, yet she looks like she could be my aunt.

>> No.7634878

>>7634389
Bullshit. He just won’t sell

>> No.7634962

Does he even know that he's a meme on some Cambodian porn cartoon board?

>> No.7635033

Lol @ when this Russian faggot posts his own address claiming its this kids

Make sure you faggots donate to the kid, not some scammer

You've used his image so much that it appears on Google and he's clearly living in destitution

Don't be cunts

>> No.7635037

Our Smimnen, who art in Russia,
Hallowed be thy fame.
Thy Bitcoin come.
Thy Link be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day your smiling photos,
and forgive us our FOMO,
as we forgive those who FUD against us,
and lead on unto millions,
and deliver us from reddit.

For thine is the kingdom,
and the Satoshi, and the Sergey,
for ever and ever

Desu

>> No.7635052

>>7635033
take that back or I will actually do it

>> No.7635063

>>7635033
He already has fortunes of BTC he just won’t fucking sell!

>> No.7635069

>>7635052
You were already planning it

>> No.7635077

>>7634847
Russians are truely ageless

>> No.7635093

>>7635069
>Don't be cunts
i made two oc related to sminem I admire him

>> No.7635095
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7635095

Kek that picture is worth a donation

>> No.7635099

>>7635033
I've got some doge and tron he can have, if people don't give him much I'll throw another $50 his way

>> No.7635111

>>7633384
>7633384
I will donate to sminem

>> No.7635192

leave sminem alone hes our lad not yours

>> No.7635243

>>7635192
our as in /int/? hells fucking no

>> No.7635369

>>7634389
billonaries don't spend much money on clothes and silly stuff

>> No.7635897

Bump

>> No.7635974
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Bump

>> No.7636106
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>> No.7636154

>>7635974
Sminem is a fucking meme machine

>> No.7636178

>>7636106
bull market confirmed, we gud bois

>> No.7636232
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7636232

>>7633482
>It's some retard from Russian.
>from Russian
>retard
oh the irony

>> No.7636328
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7636328

rare thot sminem for you collectors out there

>> No.7636443

>>7636106
sminem nurtures bulls

>>7633969
and cages bears

truly /ourguy/

>> No.7636950

no answer yet

>> No.7637960
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7637960

>>7636328
ohmygod look at this nigga on the right

>> No.7638457

Bump, let's hold a vigil /biz/

>> No.7638645

Bump

>> No.7638840

Keep bumping

>> No.7638866
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7638866

>The bogs fear him like nothing else
>his girlfriend is without a doubt the hottest women on this planet
>he alone will push the marketcap of crypto to $20t by 2020

>> No.7638874

Is he Satoshi Nakamoto?

>> No.7638894
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7638894

>>7638866
He forced the Rothschilds to “sell” all their assets to him as a compensation after they tried to crash the market in January

>> No.7638952

>>7634609
he would think it was a spam message, its game over from here

>> No.7639015

>>7638952

we need to create russian facebook accounts and send him a lot of messages

>> No.7639056

>>7638952
I know what to do. He is not even online yet.

>> No.7639087

I am so excited about meeting our leader. What does his name translate to, I can't read Cyrillic

>> No.7639112

>>7639087
"he who knows everything"

>> No.7639121

>>7639087
Roman

>> No.7639155
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7639155

Are.....those black eyes?

>> No.7639167
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7639167

pimp

>> No.7639174

>>7634265
...says the dopey, fat retard on 4chan

>> No.7639352

>>7639155
He did not stutter when he asked a warm bath with lavender essential oil though did he? She'll remember next time.

>> No.7639440

>>7634492
Make him post HIS OWN wallet address.

Else we'll end up donating to some cunning pajeet.

Timestamp + ETH address

>> No.7639464

>>7639440
yes it will be done like that

>> No.7639468

>>7639440

yeah i think he should create his own thread with timestamp and stuff, i think it is going to be a pain for us to send him the money he probably doesn't speak english and even less understand crypto lol

>> No.7639492

>>7639468
I wrote to him and will forward everything here with proofs

>> No.7639583

Boy I'm not rich but I'll donate. He's adorable and I'm sure that whatever ammount we come up with it will be of help.

> This man ended the bear market single handedly.

I believe this. He want us to party!

>> No.7639614

>>7639492
You're a good man, Anon

>> No.7639633

If this guy actually posts proofs, he'll make a decent was and guaranteed press will pick up in

>> No.7639648

>>7639633
>memes make him rich
>cameras focus on him and make us memes

>> No.7639725
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7639725

Here is our leader planning his next coin pump.

>> No.7639750

>>7639648
> Normies watch the news and see the "nice" face of crypto
> /biz/ becomes popular as the only non retarded board of 4chan
> Normies flood /biz/ again
> Bear market gets BTFO for good

Please KEK let this happen.

>> No.7640083

Vigil bump

>> No.7640130
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7640130

блять, иди нaхyй cyкa !!!!!!!!

>> No.7640196

>>7634507
>and he's 21?
>What the fuck man.

Russia.

>> No.7640236
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7640236

giv vodka suka!!!

>> No.7640285

God bless!

>> No.7640302

>>7639725
can someone photoshop crypto pump on that pix?

>> No.7640339

>>7635033
It's pretty simple. Have Smimem himself make a video of him showing his ETH wallet (or BTC i guess but that's kind of gay).

>> No.7640351

and yeah, which wallets I need to ask him to create?

>> No.7640372

>>7640351
btc and eth, those are ez

>> No.7640453

>>7640302
This pls

>> No.7640514

>>7640339
Thats when you realize how bad BTC is. Is way more simpler, cheaper and flexible for him if he gets ETH.

>> No.7640554
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7640554

lmao this niggas face was made in oblivion

>> No.7640567

>>7640351

ETH. Then we can send him tokens too.

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7640602

>>7633384

>> No.7640696

>>7634507
Thats really fucking weird. It shluld be the other way around. Lets pretend hes 27

>> No.7640724

>>7640372
>>7640567
which wallet? I need easiest and with russian language

>> No.7640743

It's amazing how you can tell that someone is Russian just by looking at them.

>> No.7640772

>>7640302
yeah somebody do it

>> No.7640789

>>7640724
coinomi, i assume he has a phone

>> No.7640798

>>7640789
>coinomi
desktop
>>7640743
this is a rare case. if it wouldnt be, what is the point of this thread?

>> No.7640868

>>7640789
Coinomi is the best

>> No.7640894

>>7640798
/biz/ should actually donate to you for having to suffer a registration on fucking odnoklassniki

>> No.7640914

>>7640868
I think this has russian from top menu where it says English?

>> No.7640934

>>7640894
>>7640914


I meant to say this one has russian.

https://www.myetherwallet.com/

Don't know if coinami does.

>> No.7640945

>>7640934
>https://www.myetherwallet.com/
oh yes forgot about this one, will use it

>> No.7641068

>>7640945
Has our master awoken yet?

>> No.7641079

>>7641068
Not yet, his girlfriend is up. Maybe soon

>> No.7641083

>>7640945
We've got to help him understand that he is to /biz/ pretty much what the Dalai Lama is to Tibet

Not being overly knowledgeable about Russian geography - is it probable that he and Sergey are of the same Village? What is the probability that he is the love child of Sergey and a Russian princess and has been hidden in peasant clothes for the last two decades before he has been called forth the combat the B Twins and bring about the "Singularity"?

It seems almost certain to me

>> No.7641103

>>7640602
SMINEM is aryan

>> No.7641107

>>7641068
Maybe we could fly him to the nail salon where he could sit for a portrait to go alongside one of those wonderful religious paintings of Sergey

>> No.7641132

>>7641103
He is Aryan cubed!

>> No.7641163
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>>7641083
Probability is very high. But you shouldnt put a side a fact that it can be a doubleplay by Bogdanoffs.

>> No.7641218

Here's a business idea.
We could do a reality show like one of those many "changing their lives" shows where we get this russian couple, make up some reason they are not living happily with each other.
Then get them a haircut, designer clothes, manicure all that shit.

And arrange a date for them, where they reveal themselves to each other, and record how they react to each other, as well as process, and talk about their story, stretch it out to 30 minutes and sell the show.
Call it "sad ruski couples" or some shit.

>> No.7641231

>>7641218
Too late, there is lots of that on russian tv

>> No.7641269

>>7641218
Our Master has far more pressing concerns. There is little that stands between a complete crypto collapse via the Bogandoff Twins aside from our own Champion.

>> No.7641284

>>7641231
well then sell it not to russian tv, i think america is very interested in how ppl live in russia, since the whole russia meddling into election nothingburger

>> No.7641377

>>7641083

holy kek

>> No.7641393
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7641393

NO BULLY

>> No.7641399

"Approximately 8-10,000 years ago, these otherlings came to earth after destroying their own planet. They were highly advanced and instead of destroying mankind, they subjugated them, they made them work. Monuments like the pyramids and Stonehenge were all designed by them as memorials to their dead ancestors. At some point there was a serious fued between brothers, nobody knows the exact details, and they split into two families. Their two patriarchal heads who also had mad programming skills, 3L1t h@x0r level, agreed to what you might call similar to a hard fork, their ledger split off into two distinct groups so that they were both independent but at the same time reliant on the other. And for safe measure, gave their sister this stone, she was the original oracle, to convert the ledgers between the two. It meant no one person could take over power. This arrangement continued for almost 1000 of our years until the oracles were killed by an unknown assassin and the families could no longer reconcile their data and ledgers, creating the two different families, what we calls races today of the Russians and the Chinese."

>> No.7641414

Is he a commie activist?

>> No.7641463

>>7641414
He is the only thing that stands between us and oblivion; KYS

>> No.7641467

>>7633969
>caged bear
>evil smirk
>party

Boy sminem cool

>> No.7641498
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7641498

MINISTER YOU SMINEM

>> No.7641646

>>7633384
Sminem-sama!!

>> No.7641656

>>7640934
coinomi does and easier/safer. he can backup mnemonics to paper too

>> No.7641661

HE LOGGED IN!

>> No.7641698

>>7641661
he fucking blacklisted me LOL

>> No.7641730

>>7641698
Douchemove

>> No.7641733

>>7641698
wtf
make a new acc

>> No.7641760

>>7641698
Why wouldn't he at least hear you out?

>> No.7641784
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7641784

round two
I bet some fuckers have spammed him with some trash.

>> No.7641797

>>7641760
It would seem pretty weird!
But, we (or mainly our good Russian brother, Anon) tried

>> No.7641806

>>7641784
ty debil, yabytozhe dobaviltebya v 4s

>> No.7641814

>>7641784
he blacklisted me instantly without even reading.
MAYBE there is an auto-blacklist for accounts without info. I will try last time from my main.

>> No.7641824

>>7641806
ti ebanutiy? chto emu eshe napisat? ti na nego vzglyan`

>> No.7641829

>>7641824
on dazhe blyat` ne prochital.
v proshliy raz ya emu PRIVET napisal on SRAZU V CHS kinul

>> No.7641841

>>7641784
absolutniy bezumets

>> No.7641859

>>7641824
denegmy reshilitebe podarit lmao

>> No.7641878

>>7641784
>you got popular here(biz) because of your charismatic goodness and smile.
keke

ps who elected to be a representative of biz?

>> No.7641883

>>7641859
chto emu napisat? hello, my tebe reshili zadonatit? CHS? hello, my reshili tebe pozhertvovat? CHS
dolboeb, ti tolko kritikuesh no nihuya ne predlagaesh

>> No.7641887

What's the Russian talk mean

>> No.7641901

I WILL DO A LAST TRY.
WRITE SOMETHING IN ENGLISH.
I WILL TRANSLATE IT AND MESSAGE HIM.
NOT WRITING SHIT MYSELF NOW BECAUSE OTHER PROXY RUSSIAN FAGGOTS STARTED TO KEK AT ME

>> No.7641903

>>7641887
Sminem refuses to contact anon and blacklists him right way
You'd think a slav would be more eager to get free gibs yet here we are

>> No.7641907

>>7641887
they are talking about drinking vodka.

>> No.7641916

>>7641784
Link him knowyourmeme sminem article as a proof.

>> No.7641930

>>7641916
Chances are Sminem doesn't speak English at all and will dismiss it as yet another scam

>> No.7641932

Just say this website (link to this thread) thinks you look like a cool guy, we hate reddit and hate that they made him feel like shit and want him to be our board mascot and will donate him some bit coin if he makes a few appearances

>> No.7641949

>>7641901
just write the same shit from a legit account, if he responds explain further and tell him what timestamping is etc. and that he'll get money

>> No.7641952

>>7641901
You did well Anon. Our Master is just testing us. Currently, he does not deem us worthy and sets back 'The Singularity'. We must accrue more LINK to lay before our God. Peace be unto him, and to you too Russian Anon

>> No.7641973

Maybe leverage trough the girl? I am fucking sure she will pressure him when she hears about the gibs

>> No.7641978

>>7641901
Tell this fucker that he is a meme and he should google sminem and now those people want to give him money.

>> No.7641993

Hey Sminem here. Fuck you all you faggots.
I own already 1000 BTC. Keep your lunch money for yoursekf you poor monkeys. I'll go and fuck my model girlfriend now.

>> No.7641997

Tons of dodgy fetishists on this board have probably sent some fucked up things to the real Nakamoto.

>> No.7642006

>>7641993
Pets.com doesn't have models anymore

>> No.7642043

Does this nigga have 14 brothers and sisters?

>> No.7642094

Ok boys, this is it, I am washing my hands. I tried to add him into friends first this time. He blocked me anyway.
If you want to show love anyway, we can send him some stickers or shit. MAYBE he will reconsider. Pack costs 5$ paypal.

>> No.7642188

>>7634296
Sminem doesn't sleep, the blockchain charges his brain through quantum computers

>> No.7642447
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7642447

>>7633446
I think he would be a perfect mascot this board.

>> No.7642490

>>7642094
He cдaвaйcя, aнoн, пиши тнe и poдcтвeнникaм.

>> No.7642496

>>7642490
Дa мнe кaжeтcя eгo тaк дoeбaли yжe дo нac чтo oн нe читaeт дaжe чтo нe oт дpyзeй

>> No.7642552
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7642552

>>7642496
sminem is popular outside 4chan?

>> No.7642559

>>7633999
she a CUTE

>> No.7642584

>>7634022
>that fisheye bubble on the head
What, did he stop listening to eminem and start listening to tekashi69 instead?

>> No.7642597

>>7633384
Is this Vitalik's brother or something?

>> No.7642634

>>7642559
Yeah man, I'm in love.

Imagine the offspring!

>> No.7642644
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7642644

He can give a look like this and all thots get wet

>> No.7642653

>>7642552
Was on 2ch

>> No.7642673

I GOT ANSWER FROM HIS GF!!!!!!!! HOLD ON

>> No.7642677

>>7633384
Buy him some HAT.

>> No.7642691

>>7633446
Bribery probably

>> No.7642706
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7642706

his mommy?
teacher?

>> No.7642707

>>7641760
because he is a dumb russian

>> No.7642708

>>7634113
underrated

>> No.7642715

>>7642673
Winner, winner, winner!

He hasn't visited here and roped himself I hope!

>> No.7642723

>>7633459
Legend has that if you find the end of a rainbow, you will find his private keys which will give you access to the Satoshi hoard.

>> No.7642724
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dat sexy stare
truly a top quality GILF

>> No.7642730
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7642730

Once his chains are loose, he will defeat the bogs

>> No.7642740

>>7642730
holy kek anon

>> No.7642751

>>7634015
Stop fucking with our elections and posting memes on social media. It was her turn!

>> No.7642766
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7642766

>>7642751
stay mad.

>> No.7642771
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7642771

>>7633384
You and that autist can both go swim in a pool of acid. You aren't getting my money.

>> No.7642782
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7642782

Alright guys. Abort the mission. She said do not write to him anymore. I was talking with her for 2 minutes and it feels like I lost 10 iq points.
It was fun while it lasted.
You can donate some shit my way for the time:
0x5b86122e6Db6ED3e1E24e61698DC5B8f961Ae432 ETH
Here is OC (yeah it got spread)

>> No.7642799

>>7642782
so the meme is true?
they are low IQ bumpkins?

>> No.7642808

>>7642799
thats why it is a meme, anon

>> No.7642827
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7642827

>> No.7642835

>>7642782
Oнa вooбщe нe coглacилacь нa дeньги? Чтo oнa вooбщe нaпиcaлa?

>> No.7642849

>>7642835
нe пишитe eмy бoльшe

>> No.7642851

>>7642827
>Boy
>Sminem
>Cool

What did he mean by this?

>> No.7642853
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7642853

Rare SMIN

>> No.7642867

>>7634962
no

>> No.7642887
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7642887

rolling

>> No.7642893

>>7642782
:(

>> No.7642916

>>7642887
rolling too

>> No.7642978

>>7642887
cmon i want sminem
granny is good too

>> No.7642980

SMINEM PLZ PMP BTC.

>> No.7642982
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7642982

>> No.7643047
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7643047

Was he this smug his entire life?

>> No.7643569

>>7642887
roll

>> No.7643973
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7643973

chad as fuck

>> No.7644040
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7644040

Our boy sminem living it up!

>> No.7644070
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7644070

>>7633873
SIMIAN

>> No.7644276
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7644276

look at those iron hands... they never sold.

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>> No.7644861

>>7633384
actually been wanting to make that
I can do the ml part, think there are enough images I need as many photographs of this guy as possible
ml scientist

>> No.7644878

>>7644276
look at that frame senpai

>> No.7644927
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7644927

Holy shit I made this thread last night and thought it didn’t go through.

Glad to see it got moving. Let’s actually do this

>> No.7645008

MINISTER YOU SMINEM

>> No.7645085

>>7644927
So its not that hard to make the facial rec part, I just retrain googles model with his data on the last layer, done.

then we need the smart contract, i have not the ability but somone here does.

I need many 30 pictures of this guy, that would be ok, maybe possible, I think there are some new methods. last time it was 100 but now things are better.

>> No.7645127
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7645127

https://t me/SminemGang

replace space with a dot and pls come share sminems

>> No.7645155

>>7633969
Praise be to Sminem, saviour of /biz/!!

>> No.7645213

>>7633384
I don't think anons are being mean to him either. He looks a lot happier than a lot of us, even despite his unfortunate ear genetics.

>> No.7645285
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7645285

>>7645085
>>7645085
So I just read through the whole page. It seems as if the guy has been weirded out by the Russian autist trying to get his attention.

I wish I had been awake when you guys were trying to contact him.

Here’s what someone needs to write him.

Firstly: I hope to god the guy addressed him as his actual name (not Sminem). But no one is that stupid right?

Secondly: You need to be straight up honest and simple with him but not mean.

Dear (insert real name), I’m sorry for troubling you, but please hear me out. As I’m sure you’re aware you’ve become somewhat of a meme (popular internet image). My friends from the website I hang out on want to thank you for basically becoming our mascot. We want to PAY (not “donate” (you don’t want to make him feel like a charity case)) you for your services.

Give him Russian instructions for setting up an eth and btc wallet and then tell him we’ll start sending it money.

Also explain to him, that yes, we know this is bizarre. But due to the international nature of this board crypto (internet money) is the only viable option. Also, that we don’t want anything from him besides for him to maybe make an appearance proving that he is the real guy

>> No.7645332 [DELETED] 

How did Sminem become /biz/boy in the first place? How did people find him, and why did they choose him to represent /biz/? Especially if he hasn’t got anything to do with crypto ?

I would have thought someone like Martin Shkreli would become mascot but no it’s some random Slav from the steppes.

>> No.7645349

Do you idiots understand that even if by some miracle you managed to donate a large sum to him and not a scammer it would only lead to the Russian mafia kidnapping and torturing him?

>> No.7645350

>>7634265
milk truk just arrive

>> No.7645374

>>7634796
this is great

>> No.7645386

>>7645349
Op here

We’d have to tell him to be careful for sure. But let’s be honest... what’s the most he ends up with 50k? You think he’d end up on anyone’s radar with that?

>> No.7645394

>>7645285
Or just leave the kid alone how about that

>> No.7645404

>>7645285

dont say mascot; its to thank him, but it is sensitive. its also not pay, say we want to gift it, like doge did the bobsleigh.

i think we should back down, russian guy here said his mum didnt get it and said back of, he has loads of family in his vk circle, maybe one of the younger ones has crypto already.

>> No.7645410

still can't tell if the Sminem shirt is a photoshop, a fuckup by illiterate russkies, or an intentional misspell in order to avoid copyright infringement

>> No.7645431

>>7645332
because we want him to have something to do with crypto

we want him to become rich

we want him to have one good thing in this life where god has forsaken him

>> No.7645443
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7645443

>”Hey, Sminem, just got off the phone with Sergey.
>Buy LINK, buy it all NOW. You won’t believe the price this time next week.”

>> No.7645464

>>7641103
Aryan is sminem

>> No.7645467

>>7645394
Do you understand that we could actually change this kids life? Like I’m not kidding. Imagine what 50 or 100k would mean to him. That would be pretty easy for this board to amass.

But I would feel bad if he just never understands and all we do is hurt his feelings — really not my intention.

>> No.7645468

>>7645431
what's with you cucks and charity

the guy looks happier than all of /biz/ combined

if he wanted his problem to go away, he could easily have plastic surgery for his ears. the surgery is cheap as fuck.

>> No.7645496

>>7645332
It is a complicated story - but it turns out that Sminem is actually the love child of Sergey and a Russian Princess. Sergey was deemed autistic at the time and the princess's parent wished the child to be disposed of (he needed a caesarian section due to his ears - even as an infant he could fly) . Sergey then shunted the child down the Volga in a raft made of reeds before going off to study philosophy. Sminem then effectively turned the raft of reeds into a jetboat by flapping his ears and propelled himself to a rustic village where he was brought up as a landless peasant (see clothes) in ignorance of his regal genetic code. He is the key to The Singularity and needs to be reunited with his father to close the LINK and make us all whole

>> No.7645563
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7645563

>mfw this troglodyte is happy, has strong social bonds, visits cool places and even has a gf
>mfw Im a legit 7/10, suffering from crippling depression, spend my days staring at a computer screen and no gf
>mfw he even has more BTC than me

>> No.7645572

american soyboy can learn much from boy Sminem. always eye contact and mouth close in photo.

>> No.7645583

>>7642724

who is number 3

>> No.7645696

why does his gf not want us to contact him?
does she know what we would like to give to him?
she probably knows that sminey would be asked out by all the hot 10/10 russian 15 yr old girls in russia for being that famous and rich.
shes in our way to the leader!

>> No.7645756

>>7645467
you could buy a comfy (small) flat for 50k easily where he lives

>> No.7645859

>>7645756
I know... let’s make this fucking happen

>> No.7646073
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7646073

>>7642887
What was he trying to tell us??

>> No.7646098

This will happen. /Biz/ has a mission now. This is just a hurdle, too many autistic /pol/acks here now. Don't know when to quit.

>> No.7646137

>>7645285
he is too retarded(literally) to understand that unfortunately

>> No.7646210

would the semi cute big tit chick show tits for btc?she seems like a golddigger

>> No.7646218
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7646218

>>7639725

>> No.7646473

>>7645410
I think it means eminem in cyrillic

>> No.7646517

>>7646473
wrong

>> No.7646518

>>7646473
It doesn't. I come from a country that uses the cyrillic alphabet.

It's either russkie illiteracy or a cheap ripoff.

>> No.7646553

>>7646518
hows the weather in lithuania?

>> No.7646574

>>7646553
lil'waynia uses latin

>> No.7646826

>>7646574
yet

>> No.7646884

>>7646218
>>7639725

Holy shit, I have the same toy dog, does it mean I'm going to make it?

>> No.7646891

>>7646553
u replied to the wrong guy, im actually from lithuania. We dont use cyrillic since ussr got cucked

>> No.7646979

>>7646891
>We dont use cyrillic
>>7646826
as yet
time will come again

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7647004

>>7646884
yes you gonna make it frens

https://t me/SminemGang

come share some Sminem

>> No.7647201

>>7633999
she looks fucking knackered

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7647236

>>7646518 >>7645410
Looks like Chinese job

>> No.7647265

>>7647236
>no adibas
0/10

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7647275

>>7647236
yeah

>> No.7647296

>>7647236
I agree, that's extremely likely as well. Gotta admit I didn't think of that.

The russkies love buying cheap shit from the chinks.

>> No.7647297

>>7646891
Povilai, is that you?

>> No.7647312

I love you Lord Sminem!!!

>> No.7647388
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7647388

We need to make him a website.

>> No.7647431

>>7641163
need a quick rundown

>> No.7647475

I am russian, I could try it too

>> No.7647563
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7647563

too far?

>> No.7647567
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7647567

Snimen has received the phonecall.
Coffee break is over, boys

>> No.7647606

https://ok.ru/profile/559073617823
I am on this profile right now.
Should I try his sister/aunt/uncle?

>> No.7647615

>>7647475
Can you be smart about it?

Tell him we’re not trying to fuck with him or anything like that. We genuinely just want to give him a shit ton of money. We’ll make him (internet) famous and rich

>> No.7647631

>>7647606
Ask him if he’s heard of bitcoin. If he hasn’t we might actually be chasing a lost cause

>> No.7647665

>>7647615
We should not link him to this thread in any case. He probably can not speak English and will be seeing 4chan for the first time. We would scare the shit out of him. Its best to ask the older relatives if he is instantly blacklisting us. We have to operate under the assumption that he and his family have been harassed more than once by some internet autists. Sminem was a meme on KC/ylilauta long before it came to /biz/

>> No.7647679

>>7645563
It's not your fault anon, blame it on liberalism applying economic theory to yourself, turning you into a product that has to compare himself to everyone, and is never satisfied. The mighty sminem has conserved traditional values and strong family bonds, shielding him from degeneracy and self hatred.

>> No.7647706

>>7647679
This is actually exactly right... and I’m no /pol/ack

>> No.7647725

Russians are white niggers.

>> No.7647752

>>7647665
Agreed... don’t link him here. Just tell him we’re a bunch of westerners with too much money and admire his apparent unwavering happiness. We want to make him rich now... all he has to do is let us give him money... it seems like a scam but it’s not

>> No.7647757
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7647757

>>7647725
This.

>> No.7647769

>>7634113
fucking kek

>> No.7647778

Reminder /biz/ willingly threw away 1.7m in ponzicoins in 2 days

>> No.7647838

>>7647778
100k US Dollars will set him for many years, and if he doesn't cash out - for life.
But he uses a shitty soc network - Odnoklassniki - only elderly and backward people use it.

>> No.7647879

>sminem meme comes to /biz/ 2 years later after /int/ popularised him
Just like news and gains, /biz/ is always late

>> No.7647907

Leave him alone you sad pathetic fucks.

>> No.7647973

>>7647725
50% of Russians are not fully white but in fact mixed race, it's just that the races they mixed with had white or brown skin, so it diluted pretty well.

>> No.7647976

>>7647907
But we want to make him rich?

>> No.7647976,1 [INTERNAL] 

no