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7567224 No.7567224 [Reply] [Original]

how do I short my life?

>> No.7567249

>>7567224
buy high sell low

>> No.7567261

Literally become a criminal

>> No.7567262

>>7567224
Can't short that which has no value

>> No.7567263

Sell your soul to the devil

>> No.7567266

>>7567224

Flame out in high school, spend your days working retail and talking about how you almost won the state football championship.

>> No.7567283

>>7567224
>shorting the bottom

Classic /biz/

>> No.7567321

>>7567224
You already own your life and no one else wants it so wouldn't that be a wash trade?

>> No.7567370
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7567370

>>7567262
>>7567283
>>7567321

Let me rephrase the question: how do I pump and dump my life assuming I’m like a shitcoin?

>> No.7567392
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7567392

Life insurance?

>> No.7567436

>tfw shorting my life with 100% leverage

>> No.7567460

Fuck a ton of Eastern European hookers (pump) and get sad when you get aids (dump).

>> No.7567476

>>7567283
>this is the worst life can be

>> No.7567481

>>7567370
>how do I pump and dump my life

Pull up some HUGE EVENT SEND ETH TO THIS ADDRESS AND GET MORE BACK Twitter scams with fake handles of real accounts

Learn how to make your own ERC20Token or just clone an existing source base of an existing coin and make your own and sell that to random people

If you're already at rock bottom and have nothing to lose or live for might as well go out with a big pump gamble