Tonight...

[Anonymous No.7555987]

Its happening tonight.
Strap in boys!

[Anonymous No.7556005]

stop posting 2017 memes

[Anonymous No.7556027]

Yess today is the day

[Anonymous No.7556030]

>>7555555

[Anonymous No.7556428]

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
Open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM WEALTHY
I AM LUCKY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS MADE ME RICH
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

If we do this collectively my LINK brothers, the power of positive thought from a strong community such as ours will allow these desires to come true and manifest into reality, there is absolutely no doubt about it.
Keep believing anons, I love you all

[Anonymous No.7556950]

>>7555987
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.7557042]

YEEEEWWWW!

[Anonymous No.7557137]

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

[Anonymous No.7557166]

[Anonymous No.7557176]

>>7557137
holy shit... i guess it was just a matter of time...

[Anonymous No.7557194]

>>7557166
He will guide us to the Endsieg

[Anonymous No.7557205]

>>7557176

[Anonymous No.7557209]

>>7557166
he is so sad in this picture
someone give him a cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.7557731]

>>7555987
Da combrence bestergay refealeb to the borld da buttering botheads dat run this clam.

Brice has alreagy ganked 10%. Once it greaks prough the $1.50 rebistange the ganic will gebin and ball holders and spectacles will gebin to boffgoad, with da gales albready bong gone.

Once it poots brough da $1 nark, unagated BEER will ribe grough all LINGIES. With all those who pumped geir burrent abbounts into this clam bitching at deir arsemole gontinuoubly while debreshing binance.

The $0.50 bark will be get, the blargest ganic in pistory will ebsue. The binal beluded chodes will gebin to go obbline, and bageguckers with their femgineering palaries boaged up in LINK will be cleft with it guck in their ballet, unagle to bove it to gittrex to salbage gome self resbect.

Da grice BILL gank at this boint to pub $0.10, band most grobably pub IOC bevels.

Brom that gay borgard the beluged linkie bagegucking femgineering berds who gought bis coin dinking it had bungamenbals will go back to their bobs, with no boney in deir gurrent abbounts, to be made rebungant by da gext bave of pajeets abbiving to ungerbut deir bages.

Beluged LINKIES will hold gabs BOREVER, with no bob, no boney, and no grypto.

I barned you LINKIES. Bear's still gime to bet out. Bell NOW.

Don't be beluged, don't be a linkie. :DDD

[Anonymous No.7557864]

Bitcoin Superconference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners.

[Anonymous No.7558435]

>>7557194

[Anonymous No.7558631]

>>7557137
Fkn lol, underrated

[Anonymous No.7558649]

>>7557864
saved

[Anonymous No.7558708]

>>7557137
Can confirm, they took this picture when they tried to interview him.

[Anonymous No.7558752]

Jesus christ this coin became an embarassment... Everyone is laughing at us. Why? This coin has already reached 1.4$ and everyone was apologizing. What happened?

[Anonymous No.7558808]

>>7555987
Stop making these threads. It's every fucking day

[Anonymous No.7559026]

>>7558808
fuck off you nigger this is an og linklet

[Anonymous No.7559089]

if kek wills it

[Anonymous No.7559848]

>>7555987
RELEASE THE CUBE

[Anonymous No.7559994]

>>7559089
Spoiler
>He doesn't

[Anonymous No.7560124]

sirs, we are enlightened.

[Anonymous No.7560775]

[Anonymous No.7561166]

CULTLINKISTS (ASS)EMBLE

[Anonymous No.7561305]

>>7557194
I heard Sergey ask a question to Antonopoulos in a speech on youtube from 2015. Antonopoulos liked the question.

[Anonymous No.7561308]

>>7561166
Soon

[Anonymous No.7561345]

>>7555987
Its always happening soon with chainlink

cryptos card stand. be there in 30