Linkies

[Anonymous No.7534649]

Why are you hodling LINK, biz?

[Anonymous No.7534676]

>>7534649
Because I cant wait to sit on my arse all day and smoke weed whilst all my peers are wagecucking their way through poverty.

We /onepercent/ now

[Anonymous No.7534680]

>>7534649
I want to see smart contracts repair the fabric of society. Just a hopeful dream.

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[Anonymous No.7534726]

>>7534649
You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.

[Anonymous No.7534775]

are you fudding or serious, I'm a newfag and a poorfag.

I figure eth is a safe bet, but I wonder if meme magic can carry link. Someone else told me to look at OMG for this year. Your thoughts anon?

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[Anonymous No.7534962]

more link memes
keep em coming

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[Anonymous No.7535076]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be a chainlink investor. The hints are extrenely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the banking system most of the hints will go over a typical newfags head. There’s also Sergies optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from satoshi nakamoto's literature, for instance. The investors understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise its not just brilliant- is can change peoplea LIVES. As a consequence people who dislike chainlink truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in sergies existential catchphrase “See you at SIBOS” which itself is a cryptic reference to the international banking conference. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the chainlink development team's genius wit unfolds itself on their binance trading screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

[Anonymous No.7535078]

>>7534649
the memes

[Anonymous No.7535095]

>>7534775
/biz/ is a cruel place. If you are a newfag, shouldn't you wonder why no other community or forum ever talks about chainlink?
If it would really be so revolutionary, wouldn't you at least expect some hype, some youtube videos and some reddit threads about it?
How comes, you don't see any of it? Really should make you think. Maybe, just maybe, /biz/ is trying to troll you into buying an abandonned project.

[Anonymous No.7535135]

>>7534775
its just a meme

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[Anonymous No.7535194]

reminder if you support link you support holocaust denial

[Anonymous No.7535218]

just a

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>>7534726
This is why I buy LINK

[Anonymous No.7535252]

meme

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>>7534726
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be a chainlink investor. The hints are extrenely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the banking system most of the hints will go over a typical newfags head. There’s also Sergies optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from satoshi nakamoto's literature, for instance. The investors understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise its not just brilliant- is can change peoplea LIVES. As a consequence people who dislike chainlink truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in sergies existential catchphrase “See you at SIBOS” which itself is a cryptic reference to the international banking conference. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the chainlink development team's genius wit unfolds itself on their binance trading screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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>>7534649
Because it's the only new project that seems revolutionary like eth back in the day

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>>7534726
>>7534726
this is the dumbest thing that I have ever read on this board...perhaps even 4chan all-together. My only hope is that it is spill-over from reddit (I woulen't know; never been) and that your stupidity is not contagious.

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>>7535437
you must be new here

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>>7535368
This one is v good

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>>7535510
this is the dumbest thing that I have ever read on this board...perhaps even 4chan all-together. My only hope is that it is spill-over from reddit (I woulen't know; never been) and that your stupidity is not contagious.

[Anonymous No.7535617]

Why does this fucking shitcoin get shilled here so often.

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>>7535617
Have a nice drink, sir.

[Anonymous No.7535688]

David: A superior species, no doubt. The hypersleep chambers will impress, I trust.

Elizabeth Shaw: So they were traveling somewhere?

David: I've managed to work out the broad strips, it's fairly evident they were in the process of leaving, before things went to pot.

Elizabeth Shaw: Leaving to go where?

David: The moon.

Elizabeth Shaw: Why?

David: Sometimes to create oracles, one must first FUD.

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>>7534676
this

[Anonymous No.7536009]

>>7534649

Low effort pic, OP.

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[Anonymous No.7536573]

Jason... it's time... initialize the Twilight Fork

[Anonymous No.7536623]

Drop further LINK Chick pics here: >>>/s/17978302

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>>7535533
This is your final warning: buy LINK today.

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>>7535095
this is the post of a newfag who thinks he understands the chans, but blatantly does not

you're a couple layers away friendo

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>>7536976
POP OFF SERGEY!

[Anonymous No.7537025]

>>7536976
FINALLY

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>>7537052
kek

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>>7535579
this is the dumbest thing that I have ever read on this board...perhaps even 4chan all-together. My only hope is that it is spill-over from reddit (I woulen't know; never been) and that your stupidity is not contagious.

[Anonymous No.7537143]

>>7534676
You can tell the exact moment this anons mind broke and he entered a fictional delusion world. Right at "because"!

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>>7535288
I thought i was the only one... My desk looks exactly like this

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[Anonymous No.7537389]

after months of calling you guys stinky linkies I've begun to accumulate at least 5% of my folio on this just in case you're right

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[Anonymous No.7537426]

>>7537389
I wonder what the price of Link would be without the demand from /biz/.

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>>7537426
/biz/ is the only place people give two shits about it. That's why I bought some, always get in early

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>>7534649

[Anonymous No.7537596]

>>7537426
I hope all my memes made a difference

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[Anonymous No.7537631]

Put a Linkie in his hand, pl0x.

[Anonymous No.7537638]

why does this shit constantly get shilled. It's the worst coin ever never mooned

[Anonymous No.7537697]

>>7537638
It's all about the memes, dickhead.

[Anonymous No.7537771]

Companies have all sorts of contracts for all sorts of things (obviously) but the legal system never works like it's supposed to. Let’s say you agree a contract to sell a table, say, for $20 next week. You give the guy the table but next week he doesn’t pay. Are you really going to take the buyer to court even though he legally owes you the money?

This kind of thing happens on a huge scale between companies. If they do decide to go to court it's expensive and wastes time. Usually, the side who’s owed money settles out of court for much less than they’re owed.

This is where smart contracts come in. Smart contracts are basically code that executes a contract when conditions are met. An example might be “I'll buy $100 of bonds if the base interest rate hits 1%”.

Once agreed, a smart contract will execute as written, no matter what. No one can fuck each other over once the contract is agreed (unless they BOTH agree).

What’s more, the contract is stored on a blockchain and so can’t be interfered with without hacking 51% of the nodes (this is practically impossible).

But there is another attack vector for smart contracts. Returning to the $100 for bonds example above, I could hack the input to the contract to (falsely) tell the contract that the interest rate is now 1%. The smart contract sees this and executes when it's not supposed to. The security of the contract is only as strong as the weakest link, which in this case is the external data input (also called an oracle).

Chainlink (LINK) solves this problem by decentralizing the oracle – i.e. the information that goes into the contract. It means smart contracts can't be triggered by false inputs (i.e. the attack vector I described above) without hacking 51% of the nodes (again, impossible).

And the bond example is just one of millions of use cases.

[Anonymous No.7537779]

>>7537666
MEME THE MASK

[Anonymous No.7538101]

>>7535194
Whew, I thought for a second I would have to sell my LINK.

[Anonymous No.7538302]

>>7535539
Why do girls take photos of other girls? Are they gay or somethign?

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>>7538101
the link marines will save this world

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Can someone replace the socks on the wall with Link and Forked cubes?

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>>7534649
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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[Anonymous No.7540635]

>>7536976
Pop off Sergey!!!

[Anonymous No.7541422]

Who holds the LINK holders?

[Anonymous No.7541759]

>>7534649
Because I hate money.

[Anonymous No.7542885]

>>7534726
Sad thing is, we call them deluded linkies for a reason lol