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Hey biztrepreneurs tell me what you would do to become the greatest entrepreneur of all time. Post ideas.

>> No.7512846

>>7512829
Sell a newer, better way to jack off.

>> No.7512920

>>7512846
There is already a device slightly bigger than your cock that you like slide your cock in and it vibrates and jerks you off. Supposedly the best orgasm you'll ever experience in your entire life

>> No.7512972
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>>7512846
>>7512920

I just put a pillow between a mattress then get a sandwich bag and some lotion.

Pic related.

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7512999

>>7512829

create a hybrid fission (flibe thermal)-fusion reactor that extracts carbon from atmosphere to make fuel, provides virtually free electricity via brayton cycle turbines, desalinated water, and designed to be produced on an assembly line.

>> No.7513017

putting lots of money into online gambling

real estate

private "wealth advice" service

get an army of pajeets to do stuff for me dirt cheap

start up two incubators and make them extremely competitive.

if I could I would honestly put a ton of money into POWHcoin after they said they wanted to do something much more ambitious and expansive

move to china, start a research chemical lab and only take private clientele

become a pimp for high end escorts (all through smartcontract of course)

there's a lot someone could do with a nice wad these days

>> No.7513060

>>7512829
Start by waking up at 06 am and getting stuff done. Anything on your todo list must get done.

If you are failing these 2 simple tasks, you will never make it.

>> No.7513064

>>7512829
If I knew what I had to do I would do it dumb dumb

>> No.7513077

>>7512999
ez pz

>> No.7513096

brapppalator

>> No.7513107
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7513107

flip a business loan for a few milli then buy and sell lambos for the rest of my life

>> No.7513123

>>7512829
I have a design that will totally decentalize energy production.

but i lack the skills to put it together

>> No.7513133

>>7513077

create "Type One Society" ICO, have people invest, sell portions to pay independent companies to produce the tech (pre-existing for most part), use "science" as some fucking meme to get retards on your side so politicians do not interfere, blah blah blah all world's problems solved except jews have nobody left to scam

>> No.7513190

>>7513017
Are incubators like where you let them stay in your house for part ownership of their work or do you actually need to help them develop it as well?

>> No.7513453

The amount of funding necessary to get a functional fission fussion reactor alone would never be covered by an ICO. We're talking billions. Maybe tens of billions.

>> No.7513476

>>7513453
This for:
>>7513133

>> No.7513546

>>7513017
Hey if youre gonna start a private lab do it in india - mxe is still grey market there and from every drug thread we've had /biz/ralies love that shit
I love that shit
Bring it back plz

>> No.7513654

>>7513453

have it as arm to a new political party - worldwide factions. 10 billion is drop in the bucket. (also we all know how ICO/IPO/Ducth actually work)