/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.7496354]

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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[Anonymous No.7496376]

>>7496354
>shorted bitcoin at 20k
>shorted dow jones at 27k
>shorted silver at 17.76
>shorted gold at 1400
>shorted bonds at 2%

Suck it, /biz/

[Anonymous No.7496380]

kys

[Anonymous No.7496383]

F

[Anonymous No.7496384]

Amazon is raped
walmart raped
banks raped
google raped

[Anonymous No.7496390]

>>7496264
WMT, YUM and V, tech's been shaving too many years off my lifespan.

[Anonymous No.7496406]

Reminder to keep calm and Trust Trump.

[Anonymous No.7496412]

BAGHOLDERS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.7496422]

All aboard! NEETs and children first!
There's only so much room on the DryShip!

[Anonymous No.7496434]

>>7496376
gold hasnt been 1400 since 2013.

[Anonymous No.7496437]

Where can I get real time quotes? I'm just watching right now and everything is delayed?

[Anonymous No.7496439]

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>>7496412
kek. Is there a version with sound?

[Anonymous No.7496465]

>>7496434
Just let him larp & pretend his life is worth something for once negative nancy

[Anonymous No.7496470]

>>7496437
www.marketwatch.com is bretty gud

[Anonymous No.7496471]

>>7496422

SAVE US MUMMY

[Anonymous No.7496483]

>>7496406
God I fucking hate trumpfags

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7496484]

>>7496390
im down for some YUM and V once this all falls another 10% also looking to buy WM

[Anonymous No.7496487]

>>7496412
Didn't think I'd be bagholding stocks this year. I was planning on buying a house you dicks.

[Anonymous No.7496505]

>>7496434
Exactly

[Anonymous No.7496509]

2008 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.7496511]

>>7496483
we know /leftypol/, now go back to your pedophile website

[Anonymous No.7496517]

>>7496463
I wish.

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[Anonymous No.7496520]

>>7496437

Unironically just Google's ticker in the search is good. It isn't good for S&P or VIX but it stays pretty current with Dow for some reason. I use it on my phone when I am at work.

[Anonymous No.7496529]

us market is kill.i still have positions on eu and asia because i think this shouldnt be a global crisis am i wrong?

[Anonymous No.7496536]

>>7496412
>DRYS up 7% this week
Papa George :)

[Anonymous No.7496544]

[Anonymous No.7496549]

>>7496529
you are wrong. They will die a lot quicker than WallStreet

[Anonymous No.7496567]

wew those bots really do hate that WMA.

[Anonymous No.7496604]

DOWN WE GO
24K WALL SMASHED

23K HERE WE COME

[Anonymous No.7496606]

Is this a intraday double bottom or is this like yesterday when everyone just starting panic selling with 20 minutes left? We have four hours left keeeek

[Anonymous No.7496611]

Stalingrad was just a correction, the Wehrmacht remains robust, if slightly overextended.

[Anonymous No.7496616]

>>7496529
FTSE an Nikkei are eating shit, so I guess not.

[Anonymous No.7496617]

Now that we are confirmed WW3 where you guys hoping to be deployed, for me it's N Korea

[Anonymous No.7496630]

WE ARE HITTING 22K DOW BOYS

LETS GO

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[Anonymous No.7496638]

>>7496606

Algo manipulating normies to sell on their lunch break

[Anonymous No.7496641]

Bulls are asleep. Post food lines.

[Anonymous No.7496643]

LET THE DOW JONES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE DOW JONES HIT THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.7496648]

>>7496606
that was forced margin liquidation end of day

[Anonymous No.7496658]

>got some nice economies from first job to invest
>markets going down
This might be good for newfags like me

[Anonymous No.7496659]

>>7496617
I'd want to join the Norks tbqh.

[Anonymous No.7496673]

buy high sell low guys

[Anonymous No.7496677]

>>7496658
It is the perfect time. Buy at the very end of today. Maybe even Monday morning.

[Anonymous No.7496685]

Here's the attempted bear rape bounce through S1

[Anonymous No.7496686]

>>7496617
Western Canada. I'm not fighting overseas in some dumb war.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7496701]

>>7496630
>>7496517
>>7496439

[Anonymous No.7496704]

Here it comes.

[Anonymous No.7496723]

>>7496704
Bear trap

[Anonymous No.7496725]

>>7496641
let's keep this positive here

[Anonymous No.7496739]

>>7496611
Dubs confirm 1000 year reich.

[Anonymous No.7496742]

>>7496701
kek. I'm having a fucking blast right now :)

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[Anonymous No.7496756]

How do I short Dow on piece of shit Nordnet?

[Anonymous No.7496758]

>tfw only invested in slow moving beverage companies lkike PEP and KO
>tfw losses are small and buying more

[Anonymous No.7496763]

10,000 DOW HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.7496771]

to 22K

[Anonymous No.7496773]

>>7496617
I've spent the last three years getting in shape, studying the ASVAB, and teaching myself Japanese so I can get sent to go fly a desk in Nippon.

[Anonymous No.7496817]

GET THE WOJAKS OUT LADS

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[Anonymous No.7496832]

>>7496773
Sorry anon, you can't learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.7496833]

Ive literally lost $1000's this week

[Anonymous No.7496859]

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/09/blackstones-wien-there-wont-be-a-recession-but-this-market-sell-off-isnt-over-yet.html

wait guys, blackstone says it going to be fine, dont panic, CNBC said they're experts.

[Anonymous No.7496870]

>there are actually people not going all in on the SP right now

its not going to 2400 guys get real

[Anonymous No.7496874]

[Anonymous No.7496880]

>>7496859
they always say it's gonna be fine until one day it's not fine

[Anonymous No.7496896]

Okay faggots, I know some of you are shorting and some of you are on Nordnet. This piece of shit doesn't let me short sell anything nor buy any bear ETFs

[Anonymous No.7496897]

>>7496870

>investing in aggregates

You may as well long or short.

[Anonymous No.7496900]

>>7496870
>there are actually people stepping in front of this bear train

youre gonna get squashed

[Anonymous No.7496907]

>>7496870
Thanks for the $$$

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[Anonymous No.7496911]

>>7496859
CNBC know their shit, Tesla is gonna put their stock on a rocket and launch it sky high, 4k TESLA stocks confirmed by a very knowledgeable female.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/07/ark-chief-catherine-wood-sees-tesla-stock-going-to-4000.html

[Anonymous No.7496937]

yeah cramer is always right, they are very smart people

[Anonymous No.7496946]

>>7496900
DIGITS CONFIRM >>7496439
YOU CAN'T STOP THE WILL OF KEK

[Anonymous No.7496948]

>>7496911
Everyone who listened to the CNBC and Jim Cramer between the months of October and January are now contemplating suicide

[Anonymous No.7496951]

>>7496354
>increasingly nervous bloomberg analysts
>XPDA is down 19%, but it's not that big a deal..!

[Anonymous No.7496952]

>>7496911
>tfw tried shorting TSLA today bug Nordnet wouldn't let me

[Anonymous No.7496954]

>>7496900
yeah I doubt that buddy

[Anonymous No.7496960]

I used to sell these meme breaks, this was always a horrible moment

[Anonymous No.7496977]

>>7496937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6u1kG7yuy4

[Anonymous No.7497045]

Crypto birthed from crash of 08. Decade later crash of crypto bubble sets off another stock event.

Like pottery anons

[Anonymous No.7497069]

>>7497045
>Decade later crash of crypto bubble sets off another stock event

crypto has next to nothing to do with the stock market. In fact crypto was seen as a positive because it funneled retard money away from the market

[Anonymous No.7497102]

I'm so happy that fucking TESLA is finally getting it's just deserts

[Anonymous No.7497110]

>>7496948
>Everyone who listened to the CNBC and Jim Cramer between the months of October and January are now contemplating suicide
What did they say?

[Anonymous No.7497114]

I hurt myself today

[Anonymous No.7497121]

>>7497102
that really is a $30 stock at best such a POS company

[Anonymous No.7497126]

>>7497069
yeah but i think the market would have rather had that money, instead the money went to pajeets and spic scammers

[Anonymous No.7497141]

My theory is that this is Boomers selling for their retirement. If I'm right, we will see growth stocks go down but dividend stocks remain flat or even go up. We might also see bond prices go up. Finally we may see the dollar go up.

[Anonymous No.7497147]

>>7497110
they kept saying something about buying stocks at ATH's above even median shill analyst PT's

[Anonymous No.7497148]

>>7497102
Why? he is trying to save the planet

[Anonymous No.7497158]

>>7497102
Part of me wants to buy some if it goes below 300 because it could instantly jump 30 points if Musk posts a new space meme or something.

[Anonymous No.7497163]

>>7497147
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.7497176]

>>7497148
It's not the faggots job to save the planet but to make his investors money

[Anonymous No.7497193]

>>7497110
CNBC is filled with absolute clowns haven't turned on that channel in a couple of years

[Anonymous No.7497205]

>>7496977
>don't take your money out of bear
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>look I don't regret telling you to keep your money in bear
Holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.7497209]

>>7496907
>this anon sold his positions at a loss and now needs to see the market crash so he doesn't feel the crippling feeling of being another /biz/ retard
kek, brainlit, what's more likely, the market is actually going to crash and be on the downswing for months, or you fell for mania

>he didn't learn from the bitcoin crash and bounce
laughing my ass off to be honest, the dow Jones could fall all day long and you still couldn't convince me it won't just recover in half a month

take a screenshot

dow Jones value at time of this post: 23,559

[Anonymous No.7497211]

>>7497158
it's below 300 right now go buy it

[Anonymous No.7497214]

>>7497148
Bad business plan, he should focus on making profits, the save the planet would come as a happy little coincidence

[Anonymous No.7497219]

>when you bought UVXY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6uNvQich8g#t=47s

DAB ON 'EM, TROOPERS

[Anonymous No.7497231]

>>7497148
>tfw retards actually believe this

[Anonymous No.7497236]

>crossed R200
Rip bull market.

[Anonymous No.7497239]

>>7497193
I don't even watch TV anymore.

[Anonymous No.7497240]

>He didn't buy TVIX

[Anonymous No.7497257]

>>7497209
Hmm I wonder what positions you have up

[Anonymous No.7497263]

>>7497205
jim cramer makes dozens of calls publically every day

you cant be right all the time

[Anonymous No.7497273]

>>7497209
? I want a crash. I make $$$ with it.

[Anonymous No.7497288]

>>7497240
>He didnt buy UXVY

[Anonymous No.7497289]

>>7497240
you have to wonder if people are legit fucking dumb if they didn't buy an inverse ETF

[Anonymous No.7497292]

TVIX

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7497297]

What happened to the bull?

[Anonymous No.7497304]

is anyone else just really happy this is happening right now?

Tfw this shit will keep crashing and retail investors and the Gen X middle class will die the death of a thousand cuts then I will buy into stocks at the bottom and ascend to become the boomer

[Anonymous No.7497344]

>>7497289
Pigs get slaughtered. Panic sells incoming soon.

>>7497304
We boomers now

Somebody modify the captain meme.

[Anonymous No.7497347]

>>7496412
We need to start a wojak anime.

[Anonymous No.7497356]

Do i buy today or next week

[Anonymous No.7497366]

>>7497263
That might be but at a -85% that's an insane blunder.

[Anonymous No.7497377]

>>7494124

whats the chances EA closes below 115 now?

[Anonymous No.7497382]

>>7497356
EOD today if we hit 22K DOW, Monday if not.

[Anonymous No.7497395]

>no cash to go in with
>no job
>crypto dying

[Anonymous No.7497401]

>>7497304
I'm only holding bitcoin so it's nice to see idiots going 'lol bitcoin is crashing, good riddance' see the same thing happen with the stock market.

[Anonymous No.7497404]

I told you all yesterday, I will tell you again today...

If you think the market is going to crash, buy put options on Alcoa Aluminum. ($AA). They are at the nexus of all bad economic news.

[Anonymous No.7497407]

>>7497356
keep 50% of your portfolio in cash for the big one right now buy shit that looks reasonably priced to you that has good ER's and revenue and that's really bellow the jew analysts price targets keep buying bit by bit during every dip

[Anonymous No.7497426]

>>7497344

[Anonymous No.7497429]

>>7497407
MU is a good one for ethis, but it gets manipulated daily, so you need to not watch it.

[Anonymous No.7497434]

>>7497292
THANK YOU BASED TVIX SHILL
>THANK YOU BASED TVIX SHILL
THANK YOU BASED TVIX SHILL
>THANK YOU BASED TVIX SHILL

[Anonymous No.7497441]

>>7497377
66%

[Anonymous No.7497466]

>>7497426
kek

Whoever makes the next thread needs to use this as OP image.

[Anonymous No.7497475]

>>7497148
Imagine being this brainwashed

[Anonymous No.7497478]

>>7497441
thanks

[Anonymous No.7497481]

cant wait for the end of the day when all the shortfags have to cover and the market rises to close 2600

[Anonymous No.7497488]

>>7497377
66% it closes above 115 just to clarify

[Anonymous No.7497492]

>>7497356
If it really went absolutely to shit today it should stop around 22,500, but you're catching a knife, it doesn't have to bounce back.
I don't see it falling that hard, yet.

[Anonymous No.7497495]

>>7497434
>yfw

[Anonymous No.7497498]

>>7497481
kek

you wish.

[Anonymous No.7497502]

>>7497488
got it cheers

[Anonymous No.7497503]

>Finally look at my portfolio today
>Oh no

[Anonymous No.7497526]

>>7497110
>Jim Cramer between the months

If you ever listened to Cramer, you should commit suicide.

[Anonymous No.7497549]

>>7497495
Uh no anon, I bought 180 shares at 11.58 this morning. I'm sitting on green right now just waiting to see it moon.

[Anonymous No.7497562]

>>7497526
I don't even know who that is.

[Anonymous No.7497567]

Flipping through threads today like this

[Anonymous No.7497581]

>>7497549
Don't hold over the weekend.

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL TVIX GAINS TRAIN ANONS

>DO NOT HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND.

[Anonymous No.7497599]

>>7497429
MU will beat earnings for sure and its fucking 37.97 right now. Wait till the end of the day to buy it. I bought it yesterdays dip at 40.45 and sold it today in the morning for like a couple hundred dollars profit I'll probably buy again today

[Anonymous No.7497604]

>>7497567
i appreciate your craftsmanship

[Anonymous No.7497606]

The best illustration of CNBC's bullshit is to play the pit audio of the flash crash, then the CNBC video where they're sitting around talking shit about the 'cause' while the pit is literally screaming wojaks with a 10 handle s&p spread

[Anonymous No.7497638]

>>7497599

When is earnings?

[Anonymous No.7497648]

>>7497581
why? market is crashing with no survivors

[Anonymous No.7497650]

>>7497356
monday muh boi

[Anonymous No.7497661]

>>7497638
March 22

[Anonymous No.7497663]

>>7497581
is it worth using my 4th day trade to sell my TVIX?

[Anonymous No.7497670]

Should I buy ETF's for over the weekend? Profited from them already but can't daytrade anymore because poorfag in the land of the free

[Anonymous No.7497674]

are there any inverse ETFs in Canada? I dont feel like paying the currency exchange fee

[Anonymous No.7497682]

>>7497581
Of course I won't. I am sitting by the computer with finger on the trigger anon. Waiting for that sweet profit.

[Anonymous No.7497691]

>>7497648
Don't get greedy anon. Pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.7497704]

>>7497661

thx m8

[Anonymous No.7497715]

>gold is crashing

can anybody explain this

[Anonymous No.7497723]

>>7497663
When did you get in?

[Anonymous No.7497727]

Best weed stocks right now?

[Anonymous No.7497728]

I'm kind of new to this, when these kinds of things happen how does the bleeding stop?

[Anonymous No.7497755]

>>7497562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa50zFAdpto

inb4
>leibowitz

[Anonymous No.7497761]

>>7497715
Selling gold to buy crypto gold.

[Anonymous No.7497762]

Can based AMRS save the day for me??

[Anonymous No.7497768]

>>7497723
12.20

[Anonymous No.7497774]

>Put in $12000 investment into generally considered safe ETFs and decide to have buy and hold investing strategy
>Investment now worth $11000
>Losing another $100 or $200 every day
Fuck I'm just waiting for this to bottom out I don't want to sell at a loss but it's gonna take a year to recoup these losses

[Anonymous No.7497775]

One positive for me though is I got a ton of bear memes I can actually exercise out

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7497777]

>>7497404
let me guess you just started following AA?

people that just start following AA think they are the benchmark for the whole market because they report first. Last time AA was important was before they split and at that time i would come in this thread everyday and post "buy AA and walk away"

They aren't the benchmark for the market faggot.

[Anonymous No.7497803]

>>7497728
depends if this is a 'minor correction' or if its the start of a massive bear market

the former will stop bleeding violently as things spike up

the latter will stop bleeding gradually over the course of a fucking year, pain all the way down slow and steady until the market finally decides things are "cheap" again and we grind high into a new bull market for the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.7497807]

>>7497674
Hello my Canadian friend. Please google Norbert's Gambit. Happy investing.

[Anonymous No.7497815]

>>7497774
Pull everything out and buy a reverse ETF you fucking pussy.

[Anonymous No.7497818]

>>7497777
Fucking checked. Would have been better if they'd been quad 5's though.

[Anonymous No.7497828]

>>7497777
>buy AA and walk away

GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS YOU??

FUCKING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.7497833]

>>7497768
At that # if might be dangerous to hold over the weekend. I wouldn't sell because you won't be able to trade for 90 days, from my understanding of SEC rules. I think you can make more money in the upcoming week than you will 90 days from now, even with the hit of not selling TVIX at its EOD peak.

[Anonymous No.7497834]

>>7497727
I'm holding WEED and APH
waiting for a trend reversal to average down

[Anonymous No.7497864]

>>7497815
But I'm still bullish on the market as a whole wtf

[Anonymous No.7497890]

>>7497803
What are the signs that point to which this is?

Is there any kind of analysis that can be done or is it random and based on psychology and sentiment?

I'm technically an engineer and enjoy these kinds of things but can't fucking find work in Canada, and it looks like I might have a lot of time to learn now that the economy may be dead and I have no work experience ;_;

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7497897]

>>7497828
lol yeah

also

APVO

OTC play:
RSII

[Anonymous No.7497904]

>>7497777
Chek'd

Shoulda memed DOW to 20K

[Anonymous No.7497912]

Post-noon has been just like yesterday tbqh.

OMINOUS SIGNS

[Anonymous No.7497916]

>>7497833
I just sold, I can still trade, but I can't day trade

[Anonymous No.7497928]

>>7497897
>>also
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>APVO
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>OTC play:
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EVEN WORSE
I REMEMBER THIS SHIT
EVERY FUCKING DAY

[Anonymous No.7497933]

>>7497833
>>Can't trade for 90 days

That isn't how that works. The 90-day rule is just for cost basis as it relates to taxes.

[Anonymous No.7497935]

>>7497890
theres no catalysts of a bear market yet, anyone who says this has never traded before this year

[Anonymous No.7497938]

>>7497755
Fucking lol. Cognitive Dissonance at its best.
>are you wrong
>eh everyone's wrong

[Anonymous No.7497942]

>>7497834
WEED isn't in Robinhood and APH doesn't look like weed...?

[Anonymous No.7497950]

>>7497916
Very good. TVIX heading to 15 EOD though, you should have waited.

Safe play however, on your part.

>>7497933
Thanks anon, I need to brush up on my rules & such.

[Anonymous No.7497955]

Could there be a crash coming?

[Anonymous No.7497976]

>>7497955
a month ago

[Anonymous No.7497981]

>>7497935
There is a catalyst - the valuations being laughably overblown. They'll correct hard now.

There's also the aggressively rising interest rates (very harmful for the market) and the global record debt.

[Anonymous No.7497985]

>>7497955
You should time travel to last week

[Anonymous No.7497988]

>>7497942
oh youre in the US, your tickers are different
WEED is canopy growth, APH is aphria

I have no clue on US weed stocks

[Anonymous No.7497995]

just sold everything. so that's probably the bottom. no larp.

[Anonymous No.7497998]

BIG FIVE GUY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.7497999]

>>7497955
No just a correction prole ;)

Everything is just fine ;)

Market needs to churn to be healthy ;)

Dont worry ;)

[Anonymous No.7498003]

>>7497777

Nope, I've been following AA since around 1996.

I didn't say that because they report first, I say this because they are hyper-sensitive to a handful of economic events.

If oil goes up, the airlines postpone purchase of new planes, so AA suffers.

If the general economy tanks, auto makers sell less cars, and AA suffers.

If you consider the number of industries that require massive amounts of aluminum, you will understand that Alcoa reacts to almost all of them.

During the last crash, from April 1 2008 to Jan 1 2009, they went from 85.59 to 17.64

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.7498004]

I need a new meme, first reply and I buy like usual

[Anonymous No.7498006]

>buy TVIX SPXS UVXY on margin
>sell earlier
>still make 10k
shoulda held but I didn't want to be greedy

[Anonymous No.7498016]

>>7497762
Only a matter of time.
The movement is bizarre man, just went form 4.70 to 4.95 in like 20 seconds. then fell a bit again.
We could get a huge run, looking at this random rumbling.

AMRS is definitely staying strong in this terrible market trend though, im impressed, im putting more money into it for safety, the TA is lining up way too nicely.. the Shorts are running out of room, and big buys keep pushing it up.
Actually feels like big money is manipulating and keeping it up for a change.. or trying to blow shorts the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.7498018]

>>7497942
MJX ETF is about the best you'll get for now

[Anonymous No.7498028]

>>7497981
no, valuations are not a catalyst right now because we broke out of valuation standards, this happens in a cycle every 30 years or so

Rising interest rates have also been priced in for 2 years now dude

[Anonymous No.7498041]

>>7498004
>TVIX

[Anonymous No.7498043]

>>7498004
ALT

[Anonymous No.7498048]

>>7497955
P/E is still in the clouds, lot of room to go down.

[Anonymous No.7498052]

>>7498004
MBOT

[Anonymous No.7498058]

>>7497955
The crash is a /leftybiz/ meme. Nothing will happen.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7498064]

>>7497928
before that i used to come in here and post just

>ODP

like 10 times a day using different peoples phones people used to go hurr duurr paper products but i wouldn't reply and it went from $3 to $6

also did it with MFIN told everyone to buy 10 shares a day for 10 days until dyna told me to fuck off it mooned shortly after pic related

also used to come in and just say MNKD...... GET IN... MNKD it mooned shortly after that too lol

every single time people would give me shit

[Anonymous No.7498065]

>>7497995
>>Sold everything

Dow immediately bounces 100+ lol

[Anonymous No.7498066]

>>7498058
this
we are being raided

[Anonymous No.7498072]

>>7497890
Look at this and market profile, engineers like models and this is an overall model. Avoid the esoteric stuff like elliot wave and gann, it kills engineer types.

[Anonymous No.7498097]

>>7498064
well thanks for finally putting on a trip

[Anonymous No.7498100]

>>7498065
like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.7498114]

I often find myself reading very official-sounding statements that the proper term for "a decline of at least 10% from a recent high" is a "correction," but I have never seen anyone explain who named it that. What a marketing genius he or she was! Stocks are down, people are panicking in the streets, you walk into your broker's office to see how bad things have gotten, you sit down with her, and she smiles and says "good news, your stock prices have been corrected. Your stocks are all correct now. Congratulations." Look I do not know how well it works but I appreciate the effort.

[Anonymous No.7498116]

>>7497995
>selling on -500 days

lel

[Anonymous No.7498131]

WERE BOUNCING BACK

[Anonymous No.7498134]

>>7498072

[Anonymous No.7498136]

Can anyone explain why we crashed?

[Anonymous No.7498147]

It's already going back up.

[Anonymous No.7498158]

>>7498136

[Anonymous No.7498160]

>>7496412
HAHAHAHA this is amazing

[Anonymous No.7498161]

So I just started hanging out on /biz/ recently now that I've given up hope of finding a job after a year and a half. Is crypto dead now? I have very little money to bootstrap myself up in the stock market.

Or should I put my skills to use somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.7498164]

>>7498136

Obama

[Anonymous No.7498175]

>>7498147
Aaaaaand back down it goes

[Anonymous No.7498178]

OFFICIAL MARKET BOUNCE THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpsWdGYWuME

[Anonymous No.7498180]

>>7498136
leveraged funds being wiped out, there were too many of them, its as simple as that

[Anonymous No.7498181]

>>7498114
It's what the (((media))) calls crashes these days to prevent bank runs.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7498203]

>>7498097
ill take it off once im done with BGFV. i have to find some way to annoy this thread.

people seemed to of got triggered the most by the trip. The first one i started with was the "buy AA and walk away" though lol

[Anonymous No.7498208]

>>7498136
ETFs selling losing stocks and positive feedback of the phenomenon

[Anonymous No.7498227]

Shorted Tesla at 357 two weeks ago. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.7498236]

What are we gonna see for power hour

[Anonymous No.7498261]

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3XiM7oGj0

[Anonymous No.7498264]

Everytime I get ready to finally give in and panic sell the market bounces for a bit to give me false hope

please stop playing with my emotions

[Anonymous No.7498266]

>>7498175
Why are leftists happy when bad things happen?

[Anonymous No.7498274]

>>7498236
-3%

[Anonymous No.7498272]

i just switched from bear to bull

GREEN CANDLES LETS GO

[Anonymous No.7498278]

>>7498178
yo I like skylar spence but this is gay as shit wtf

[Anonymous No.7498300]

>>7498028
>we broke out of valuation standards
Yeah right, of course. We broke out of valuation standards, we didn't go into a bubble. Stocks are valued correctly and not at all arbitrarily, P/Es should be high and TSLA should be worth more than VW. There's no need to panic over this correction.

[Anonymous No.7498303]

>>7498236
Same as yesterday.

[Anonymous No.7498311]

>>7498227
In for $1000 at 352
I guess I'm holding these bags for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.7498323]

>>7498278
wrong
it makes me feel happy inside
nothing better than anime girls singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3_pZcFjow

[Anonymous No.7498326]

PLEASE HIT -1000

[Anonymous No.7498330]

>>7498116
it kills me to sell today i might an hero. but i already lost 50% of portfolio in crypto and the chart is meme here now. i cut my loss at @25% instead of 50+ not risking it.

[Anonymous No.7498344]

>>7498264
*wink*

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7498347]

>>7498003
AA suffers because the chinese subsidize Aluminum mining not because of the u.s. economy.

AA is not a benchmark for the fucking economy. There are so many other factors into play right now besides the fucking production of aluminum

[Anonymous No.7498365]

>>7498266
Leave politics out of /biz/, please. I'm asking nicely.

[Anonymous No.7498374]

>>7498330
You had no empirical reason to believe it would continue to go down, fool!

[Anonymous No.7498376]

>>7498266
because it finally gives them a reasn to bitch about politicians, it's their fault after all

[Anonymous No.7498386]

>it's recovering, guys! For real!

[Anonymous No.7498410]

Is 1929 commencing again?

[Anonymous No.7498413]

>>7498311
>In for $1000 at 352
short or long?

rip if long
better sell now, bankrupcy is not out of the question

[Anonymous No.7498428]

>>7498300
>a bubble
lmao
every last time we broke out of valuation standards (1950s, 1970s) we had massive bullruns just like what you see today. there is no indication that we enter a bear market or recession. sorry if youre shorting, better cover that

[Anonymous No.7498440]

>try out options because some anon wrote some instructions several threads ago
>make as much as short sell with 1/10th of the risk
fuck me, I should have done this shit years ago

[Anonymous No.7498442]

>>7498386
does your meme drawing suggest it will just keep falling forever?

[Anonymous No.7498451]

>>7498410
no. 1776 is commencing again

[Anonymous No.7498467]

>>7498451
no. 476 is commencing again

[Anonymous No.7498475]

>>7498440
you're welcome anon :)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7498480]

>>7498323
Spin when do we return to normal?

[Anonymous No.7498481]

>>7498386
You right now

[Anonymous No.7498488]

>>7498442
it's clearly in a downward trend. Protip: People look at daily trends to gauge how comfortable they are in where to buy and sell.

[Anonymous No.7498492]

>>7498467
no 1204 is happening again

[Anonymous No.7498504]

>>7497807
yea but that takes days and I have to call the exchange and actually TALK TO SOMEONE

I'm far too autistic for that

[Anonymous No.7498507]

>>7498467
are italian markets really that bad?

[Anonymous No.7498514]

>get a meme pinbar on the hour chart
>can't even drag in some retards above it
this market is weak as fuck

[Anonymous No.7498524]

>>7498481
and how much money have you lost today, little fella?

[Anonymous No.7498535]

>>7498488
>its clearly a downward trend
no shit. well I guess it will never recover now, being in a downward trend and all

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7498542]

Anybody have a pennystock that is very oversold on the daily and preferablly the hourly that is available on robinhood and isn't going to reverse split this month?

If so we should all just pile the fuck in it right now

Market cap should be under 100mil

[Anonymous No.7498546]

>>7498347

If you read my original comment, I didn't say they were a benchmark of the economy.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.7498553]

>>7498480
HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW

everythings on sale right now and I am unironically turning bullish for the rest of the day

next week is anyones guess, probably more downward pressure

but I really think the bottom is in for today. getting in long for some daytrade scalping

[Anonymous No.7498568]

>>7498428
I'm not even shorting, I just sold everything. Never shorted before because I've always been a holder noob but this is such an obvious case of huge-ass correction that there's no point in not shorting.

If you dismiss the matrix you're living in for a short while, I think you can clearly see how stock valuations have been due for a much bigger correction for about a year.

[Anonymous No.7498570]

>>7498467

[Anonymous No.7498575]

>>7498542
ALT

[Anonymous No.7498584]

>>7498016
Yo shorts are in fucking trouble, it looks like you can no longer buy shorts on AMRS, as the short interest is maxed out?

[Anonymous No.7498586]

>>7498535
> it will recover
of ocurse it will recover. I hope you don't have all your money in stocks right now tho. Because you could be "recovering" for a good little while

[Anonymous No.7498588]

>>7498475
luv u bae

[Anonymous No.7498837]

>>7498413
B-but Elon just sent his very personal roadster into space

All jokes apart I think Tesla electric dildo would be a nice meme product that integrates well within Tesla's story telling

[Anonymous No.7498855]

> Lost $700 because of a stupid fucking stop loss

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7498893]

Guys you ain't seen shit yet. There's a whole closet of skeletons in bonds and bond derivatives. Once the US bond yields start going to "real" loans and the variable rates start blowing up, students, car owners, homeowners and even fucking fridge owners will start to see severe depression in their buying power. This is why Wall St. is dumping. They know this and you don't. Europe doesn't have such a high direct exposure (which is why FTSE for example hasn't ost as much as Wall St. indexes), but European banks ALL have high exposure to American bond derivatives and NO ONE IS ON THE FUCKING BALL. EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN 2008 EXCEPT WISE TRADERS WHO FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT AT THE START OF FEBRUARY.

[Anonymous No.7498894]

WHY GOOS WHY

[Anonymous No.7498947]

>>7498475
can you teach me too anon?
pls

[Anonymous No.7498954]

>>7498311
Me 2. Not planning on selling now though, dumping yesterday would have been smart, dumping now is just stupid.

Shouldn't bleed too much more now. We are below 20 RSI at the lowest point ever. People will realise tsla is way oversold right now and it will pick up next week when they realise the whole fud in the market is nothing.

[Anonymous No.7498961]

>>7498568
so because you think stocks are too high, we must enter a recession, gotcha

and we just had one of largest corrections ever, and now is the time you are selling? thats just retardation

[Anonymous No.7498969]

>>7498893
Should I go drive to the nearest ATM right now?

[Anonymous No.7498982]

>>7498961
you sound like an increasingly nervous investor

[Anonymous No.7498986]

>>7498893
So, uh, what does a NEET do to protect himself.

[Anonymous No.7498997]

>shorting Dow x15 leverage
>shorting Nasdaq 100 index x12 leverage
>shorting s&p index with x15 leverage
>shorting wti&brent with x12 leverage

I bought the certificates today and gonna cash out monday, fuck I feel FANTASTIC. I never knew I could profit from going down as well, it seems riskier somehow even though I'm speculating on something but just the other way around.

Getting profit from shorts feel much better than bull runs somehow, anybody else feel the same?

[Anonymous No.7499001]

>>7498947
here's the start of the conversation
>>7477718

[Anonymous No.7499008]

>>7498855
I think you set it too tight, try loosening the SL before you tighten the noose

[Anonymous No.7499054]

Total noob here trying to buy in with sub 100$, what do I buy on Monday? Using robin hood.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499058]

>>7498546
you sure made it sound like that is where you where getting at

[Anonymous No.7499059]

>TSLA

[Anonymous No.7499064]

I'm down 10% so far today

[Anonymous No.7499072]

>>7499008
It was 4% from my buy in

[Anonymous No.7499081]

>>7498961
>so because you think stocks are too high, we must enter a recession, gotcha
hah, nice strawmanning. I think stocks will keep crashing because they have no business being as high as they are. The economy hasn't 2x'd in the last few years but stocks have and if you believe that's ok you're retarded.

>and we just had one of largest corrections ever, and now is the time you are selling
Does it show any signs of stopping? Stocks are supposed to be a relatively stable investment, being down for 2 weeks is gonna accelerate the outflow even further when every slowpoke realizes that this investment isn't gonna make them money any time soon and there's "safe" options like bonds with better profits out there.

[Anonymous No.7499097]

>>7499054
just buy yourself a pack of cigarettes and a new video game with that money or get your mom something ncie

[Anonymous No.7499103]

Mr Rattray said that the rise of volatility-linked products had resulted in a distortion of the Vix index as a reliable indicator of market risk, and inadvertently created more risk for risk models that relied on Vix as an input.

“I think the Vix is being used by banks as an important input into models for risk management, credit spreads, bid-ask spreads. The fact that is has been wired into all of these ways of measuring risk is worrying to me,” he said.

“You have an incredibly active market now in Vix futures, and now the market is clearly moving Vix itself. You have potential for a circular system. Something changed on Monday. If anybody doubted that...I don’t think they will doubt it now”

[Anonymous No.7499112]

>>7499054
A netflix subscription and a pack of beer.

[Anonymous No.7499117]

>>7498893
What do I do about it?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7499120]

>>7498553
I was kinda knew.

>>7498893
This is basically whats going on, big banks are pulling out into cash so they have lending power when those rates go through the roof.

[Anonymous No.7499142]

>>7499054
buy some GE or F, don't check them for 3 years

your are welcome

[Anonymous No.7499149]

>>7499064
3% only here. choose your stocks better

[Anonymous No.7499151]

>>7498542
>Anybody have a pennystock that is very oversold on the daily and preferablly the hourly that is available on robinhood and isn't going to reverse split this month?

>If so we should all just pile the fuck in it right now

>Market cap should be under 100mil

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499158]

>>7499120
>This is basically whats going on, big banks are pulling out into cash so they have lending power when those rates go through the roof.
most logical thing i've heard all day

[Anonymous No.7499163]

>>7499142
> checks them in 3 years
> his 100$ has turned into 90$

[Anonymous No.7499174]

>>7499112
>>7499097
I refuse to buy in with a significant portion of my paycheck until I know I've gotten my trading skills straightened out.

[Anonymous No.7499181]

>>7498542

SGOC

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499191]

>>7499151

[Anonymous No.7499195]

UVXYers, we all made money and I'm happy for myself and you!

I sold half my shares just to be safe

anything extra is a bonus at this point

[Anonymous No.7499198]

>>7499081
oh, now youre angry. Is there really a point to talking to you? Ill rub it in your face next week
because we def arent going into CONSOLIDATION period, nonono, it must be a bear market

[Anonymous No.7499203]

>>7499151
BPMX

It's going cheap soon

[Anonymous No.7499206]

>>7499174
just buy VOO. the perfect fund for brainlets

[Anonymous No.7499207]

>>7499163
lel, nice

F has 7% yield and PE of like 5

GE is insanely oversold, all the bad news is in

imo

[Anonymous No.7499222]

>>7499151
WWR

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499244]

>>7499181
its not oversold though

[Anonymous No.7499256]

>>7499198
>oh, now youre angry
I'm not?

>Ill rub it in your face next week
because we def arent going into CONSOLIDATION period, nonono, it must be a bear market
Oh the irony! You'll do great anon

[Anonymous No.7499263]

>MU AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.7499268]

TVIX 14 dollars before I finish lunch! Holy fuckkkk

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.7499270]

>>7498553

might have been wrong about calling the bottom but not sure yet
ready to flip back to bearish if we start going lower again

[Anonymous No.7499274]

just lost a zero :(

[Anonymous No.7499276]

ALL YOU BULLS ARE GOING TO HAVE A FEW NEW ASSHOLES BY NEXT FRIDAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.7499281]

>>7498542
BPMX. 32% institutional ownership and no R/S is happening.

[Anonymous No.7499292]

>>7499244

CREG

[Anonymous No.7499300]

>Why is MU crashinggg thooo

[Anonymous No.7499312]

>>7499270
Down 430 dude

600 will be the bottom

[Anonymous No.7499323]

>>7499300
MU has always been shit

[Captain Hook !!IuTXoKZpCDk No.7499332]

Edging to 2% and it's not even the last hour.

[Anonymous No.7499335]

>>7499120
The big banks are pulling their stock positions because they need to allocate cash for short positions against normalfag loans. Oh and I forgot to mention that there is a YUUUGE bomb in business loans. Basically what this ~10 year QE faggotry achieved was that businesses started forming and banks needed to put out loans, so instead of subprime homeowners we have subprime business loans!

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.7499346]

>>7499312
entirely possible

[Anonymous No.7499355]

Who here is gonna double down on NAK?

[Anonymous No.7499358]

What kid of black magic is this?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499373]

>>7499206
THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST
OF VOO

ITS REAL
THE PAIN YOU FEEL
YOU TRUST
YOU MUST
CONFESS

THE BEST
THE BEST
OF VOO

[Anonymous No.7499399]

>>7499335
How do you hedge this?

[Anonymous No.7499403]

>>7499174
There is no such thing as trading skills. You don't get rich by investing your own money and trying to beat the market is a zero-sum game which IQ 89 goyim have no business playing.
Just buy VOO or SPY or whatever.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7499406]

>>7499335
How is the national debt and interest payments on that debt going to effect everything moving forward? We can figure it out, we're fucking 4chan.

[Anonymous No.7499409]

Should I sell UVXY before market closes and then buy at dip monday?

[Anonymous No.7499427]

>>7498893
Fuck. So bear market until all the fuckers who are overleveraged on bonds get knocked out or unwind their positions?

[Anonymous No.7499449]

>>7499142

GE isn't the company it once was.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499455]

>>7499292
im going for it i only have about $500 in my robinhood account but im going for it

>>7499281
i like that one but im looking for a certain setup for a short term trade

[Anonymous No.7499461]

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD

WE'RE GETTING SLID OFF

[Anonymous No.7499481]

>>7499461
JUST LIKE THE MARKETREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7499498]

>>7497942
If this helps you out, my weed stocks I'm hodling: Cronos Group is PRMCF (MJN) and Canopy is TWMJF (aka WEED)

[Anonymous No.7499499]

>>7499373
Been in VOO for $10k and my $850 gains turned into $500 losses in the past week fml

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499512]

everybody go all in on CREG right now!! sell tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.7499529]

thread

>>7499518
>>7499518
>>7499518

[Anonymous No.7499563]

From a purely economic point of view, this shouldn't be happening.

[Anonymous No.7499587]

>>7499406
Basically
>US riskless yield goes up
>riskless yield goes up, risky loans pegged to US interest rate (euribor in EU) start going up by riskless%+risk%
>yields of riskless national debts exceed certain threshold
>debtors will start to pay more in interest and amortization more than they can afford to pay
>2008 2: electric boogaloo happens with companies which funded their operations with cheap loan money going under in droves
And to that other anon, I am not in derivatives so I do not know how to hedge against this risk.

[Anonymous No.7499591]

>>7499512
>sell tomorrow morning
Foolproof plan

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499629]

>>7499591
its either going to bounce or drop either way its not a company id hold for too long

[Anonymous No.7499630]

>>7499335
>>7499406
You guys should join Xaviers chat, the lower level rooms are whatever, but the higher level rooms have the smart people working together to figure out shit like this.

[Anonymous No.7499678]

> he got greedy

sell everything and hand over your stocks to the real men

[Anonymous No.7499686]

>>7499630
https://discord.me/xavier
by the way.
You want to explain that you're higher level guys for higher access.

[Anonymous No.7499767]

>>7499358
jewish magic

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7499826]

>>7499686
can i join your school?? i just started trading stocks yesterday

[Anonymous No.7499878]

>>7499630
fuck off

[Anonymous No.7499879]

>>7499406
>we're fucking 4chan.
most reddit sentence I've read today

[Anonymous No.7499929]

>>7499335
fuck i get calls every week offering me 500k loans for my one man home business with no assets.

[Anonymous No.7500009]

>>7498440
You still have those instructions?

[Anonymous No.7500096]

>>7496611
kek