/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7488149]

2 hours before dump

[Anonymous No.7488329]

This guy TAs

[Anonymous No.7488362]

>>7488149
Americans waking up in 2 hours.
They're gonna get tired of winning like trump predicted and then sell.

[Anonymous No.7488412]

cant wait for the dump amerifats love spending time in walmart on weekends

[Anonymous No.7488448]

why are americans so fucking weak

[Anonymous No.7488493]

>>7488448
They have to sell after 2% gains.

[Anonymous No.7488501]

>>7488149
Big of true.

[Anonymous No.7488556]

>>7488448
They're not weak, they just fat finger their trades

[Anonymous No.7488669]

>>7488556
the burger grease all over their fat fingers and on their keyboards makes it literally impossible.

[Anonymous No.7488863]

>>7488149
Binance won't even fucking load you OBSESSED cretins.

>8gag filename
Oh its just leftypol.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.7488913]

>>7488863
>triggered

[Anonymous No.7488927]

>>7488149
Good morning, Achmed.
>>7488412
Good morning, Muhammad
>>7488493
Good morning, Mustafa
>>7488556
Good morning, Sven

Time to sell

[Anonymous No.7488938]

[Anonymous No.7488971]

>>7488913
Ebin maymay
Are you as good at sucking cock as your BO?

[Anonymous No.7488995]

>>7488927
They probably aren't even Euros, just asshurt commies from ledditchan.

[Anonymous No.7488998]

la creatura...

[Anonymous No.7489008]

>>7488329
minty fresh

[Anonymous No.7489016]

>>7488149

Fuckin glass handed burger cunts

[Anonymous No.7489032]

>>7488995
Yeah, biz figured out it's a psyop a while back. Anybody who takes this crap seriously is either really new or dumb as fuck. I just shitpost in response to the shitpost.

[Anonymous No.7489048]

>>7489016
Bulletproof glass, kike

[Anonymous No.7489226]

>>7488927
>Wojak edit

Amerimutts cannot meme

[Anonymous No.7489255]

>>7488149
Of fuck it's 6 am I need to sleep. Why couldn't you post this thread sooner, I've got to go to work tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.7489261]

>>7489226
You sound offended.
Otherwise, who could possibly be behind these posts?

[Anonymous No.7489771]

[Anonymous No.7489827]

Am I the only one buying into this market wtf is wrong with all these retards.

[Anonymous No.7489857]

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

[Anonymous No.7490106]

Good morning /biz/

[Anonymous No.7490283]

>>7489771
A real patrician amerimutt rides the mart cart.

[Anonymous No.7490321]

>>7488149
Fuck, he timed it perfectly.

Damn amerilards...

[Anonymous No.7490323]

>>7489857
This is the best

[Anonymous No.7490398]

>>7488927

[Anonymous No.7490535]

>>7489261

[Anonymous No.7490556]

>>7489857
>>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
is this fuckig for real?

lmao land of free

[Anonymous No.7490587]

>>7490556
Only in utah

[Anonymous No.7490634]

[Anonymous No.7490694]

>>7490283
>mart cart
I'm sorry but what? Is that a normal thing in america?

[Anonymous No.7490834]

STOP SELLING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Anonymous No.7491411]

[Anonymous No.7491467]

>>7488149
It's been like .. 2 hours. What happened? Where is the crash?

[Anonymous No.7491571]

>>7491411

[Anonymous No.7491588]

>>7490556
No lol topkek just got a 750ml bottle of vodka for $8.50 including taxes, I love this country

[Anonymous No.7491726]

[Anonymous No.7492052]

>>7491726
>Deflecting to racist politics instead of not selling
Stop selling you mutts

[Anonymous No.7492239]

I have a buy order on Bitcoin that's already at -£130. Should I just sell now or is it going to rise again?

[Anonymous No.7492513]

>>7491726
too bad the euro is not going to crash along with bitcoin and the dollar

[Anonymous No.7492551]

>>7492239
Help me, /biz/

[Anonymous No.7492589]

The dump is already 1.5 hours late REEEE

[Anonymous No.7492647]

>>7488149

Well done OP you brainlet retard, everything is pumping af.
Those fucking attention whores need to focus on their homework instead of posting in here begging for someone to answer them.

[Anonymous No.7492679]

lmao.