Binance Update?

[Anonymous No.7471498]

So CZ The engineer has gone to bed?
They claim they are on track of 4:00am UTC
But their website isnt working now.

I'm a techie. That's alot of downtime for an issue like this. I'm a bit worried right now.

[Anonymous No.7471537]

>>7471498
>That's alot of downtime for an issue like this

More data traffics on Binance than a lot of big banks, except binance is 24/7 nonstop from all around the world

[Anonymous No.7471555]

The data sync is going well. Estimated time has not changed from 4am UTC 2018/02/09.

Thank you all for continuing to remain so patient and understanding.

Reminder: We will allow a 30-minute window where users will be able to cancel orders prior to trading being re-opened.

[Anonymous No.7471617]

>>7471498
>im a techie
i work in technical support and the fucks who say this are THE STUPIDEST IPHONE HAVING MOTHERFUCKERS ON THIS PLANET

also its painfully obvious you dont know what youre talking about

[Screencap No.7471670]

>>7471555
>>7471537
how the fuck are they doing this? manuallly copying segments to a USB and running it back and forth or some shit? Why is it taking so damn long?

[Anonymous No.7471671]

>>7471555
Yeah but since that tweet the website has gone down and people are "going to bed" because they are tired.

If that Chinaman doesnt wake up in 2 hours and tweet, the shits gonna hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.7471719]

>>7471617
>Techie

[Anonymous No.7471793]

>>7471719
I'm a Normie too.
This is our board now.
Get comfortable with it.

[Anonymous No.7472027]

This has gotten out of hand, is a fucking exchange handling billion dollars not some fucking hobby.

[Anonymous No.7472365]

>>7471670
they are trying to track down the missing 80k ETH

[Anonymous No.7472441]

>>7471498

its blatantly been hacked, all my shitcoins are on there ffs

[Anonymous No.7472501]

>>7471670
Probably at least one of these things:
1. The data from backup requires processing to perform data integration
2. Magnitude of data required to copy, read/write speeds have limits, this is definitely more copying/writing than the system requires under normal operation

This probably won't happen again, it is quite embarrassing and expensive for them.

[Anonymous No.7472700]

>The engineer has gone to bed?
>I'm a techie.
>That's alot of downtime for an issue like this

They aren't slaves, let them rest if they need to. Also, do you have your own crypto exchange with millions of users processing billions of dollars a day? How in the hell would you know how much downtime is normal for an issue like this?

[Anonymous No.7472738]

>>7472441
>don’t store on and exchange
>do just that
I did just that, am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.7472834]

starting to get worried ngl

[Anonymous No.7472845]

>>7471498
>I'm a techie.
no you aren't

[Anonymous No.7472866]

>>7472027
2 billion

[Anonymous No.7472872]

>>7472700
they aint slaves but are getting really well paid, if they cant solve the issue fast it just means they dont give a shit or they dont have enough people
for a site handling billions of dollars, this is fucking absurd
Also, that guy who got into a twitter fight with mccoffe, pretty stupid thing to do in a moment like this

[Anonymous No.7472884]

>>7471498
I work in tech....nobody I know says "I'm a techie" Flip my burgers bitch

[Anonymous No.7472985]

>>7472441
>its blatantly been hacked
Correct

[Anonymous No.7473002]

Well it could have been a failed upgrade, and they have had to restore.
But doesnt explain why the website went down a few hours ago.
At least redirect people to some information

[Anonymous No.7473092]

>>7473002
IIRC the website error was 500? That usually means the website's server is broken. If the upgrade failed the server obviously broke as well.

[Anonymous No.7473234]

big data whale cunt here.

If you're doing a migration of stupid amounts of jiggabits, you'd probably use the time to do random shit as well. The updates you're not sure will work. If you're going to have an outage, have a big fucking outage. but pretty much, don't have an outage.

[Anonymous No.7473275]

>>7471498
if they're doing a roll back due ti a failed update, then it'll take however long it takes to restore and spin up all the affected servers. In this case, a fuckton.

[Anonymous No.7473358]

>>7472027
"Bitcoin was a mistake"
Satoshi Nakamoto - 2025

[Anonymous No.7473528]

>>7472700
Niger please.

I pulled a 53 hour shift when WannaCry was trashing networks to make sure that BS didn't affect my clients.

SysAdmins are definitely slaves to the on-call laptop. Anyone who says otherwise runs a small organisations IT or is a hobbyist

[Anonymous No.7474139]

They’ve handled this wildly unprofessionally so far. 30 min window is fucking retarded and a waste of time, they clearly have no former traders on staff. All orders should be canceled, 15 min window to entry new orders before trading resumes. Very easy and standard practice.

[Anonymous No.7474157]

>>7474139
Its for their friends to scrap cheap coins

[Anonymous No.7474271]

definitely a hack...starting to get worried

[Anonymous No.7474296]

They've obviously been hacked. The question is how bad and can they remain solvent

[Anonymous No.7474508]

It all depends on the layout of their database, they are probably restoring it from some append only log which would require heavy processing and checking where I work doing that with only ~10 billion entries in the log takes days.

[Anonymous No.7474591]

>>7474296
lilwillybot

[Anonymous No.7474610]

Its obvious theyve been hacked at this point

[Anonymous No.7474641]

>>7474508
They use a RDS cluster on AWS. has been prob since days all over. Soundcloud was down, Netflix and many others. Some update just went in loop. I had intervene myself for a couple sites I do maintenance for. I am in front rds console now. All update are now done. Nothing in red anywhere. They are just sync their database. It’s sll over the p,ace. Takes time. No hack here.

[Anonymous No.7474644]

I'll only worry if they push the time back again

[Anonymous No.7474663]

Its been 24 hours now.
Someone pls kill the fucking gook who gives interviews.

[Anonymous No.7474675]

>>7471617

pretty much this

T CTO

[Anonymous No.7474700]

>>7472027
stop crying numale soyboy
program your own personal exchange if you dont like it faggot

[Anonymous No.7474709]

>>7471498
Wonder if anything is left, obviously inside hack job

[Anonymous No.7474740]

This has taught me that Kucoin is way fucking nicer. I hope people start switching over so it's not just about small alts.

[Anonymous No.7474768]

>>7474644
Binance cluster in huge. Really huge. Really it’s not binance fault. Gooogle soundcloud down. You’ll see. They were stuck in the same shit few days back. And it’s not entirely finished. Amazon just fucked up update roll on RDS. it’s not the first time it’s happening.

[Anonymous No.7474838]

>>7474700
>t. cuck who's content with being ass fucked

[Anonymous No.7474840]

>>7474675
Do you know AWS and RDS?? I do, it’s my bread and butter. I bet no. So shut the fuck up and go back playing with your dildo,

[Anonymous No.7474866]

>>7474768
Never seen amazon down for 24h.
So yeah, is not binance fault, is ours for using that shitty exchange

[Anonymous No.7474875]

>>7474740
Kukoin is on AWS as well. Could happen to them as well.

[Anonymous No.7474882]

>>7474740
Kucoin is owned by the same people you fudding pajeet

[Anonymous No.7474911]

>>7474866
You are not listening. It’s not amazon down. It’s the clustering of database. I am talking to uneducated cunts here.

[Anonymous No.7474948]

>>7474610

Typical boring biz conspiracy bs. Give some evidence or fuck off with your shit posting.

[Anonymous No.7475039]

>just give us more time goys

[Anonymous No.7475053]

>>7474948
binance currently dumping on darkpools

[Anonymous No.7475080]

>>7471617
>techie
>wear backpack like pic
>keep macbook pro inside
>work in san jose but live in "safe part" of oakland but still pretend it's rough
>wear wireless sennheiser on BART while using iphone
>angular while wearing headphones all day at work on three monitors to look impressive
>keep code on one vertical monitor to show to boss if he walks by, boss is impressed because dumb
>just copy all code off github and slightly modify
>make $125 an hour
>tell everyone back in minnesota you are techie they are impressed because dumb
>techie

I'm going to kill myself I hate the bay area

[Anonymous No.7475114]

is binance still down? haven't been paying attention to this

[Anonymous No.7475174]

Go to another exchange and stop whining if this is a problem to you.
If you have your funds on the exchange, it's on you.

[Anonymous No.7475249]

>>7472884
is this the most autistic webm of all time?

[Anonymous No.7475272]

>>7475249
>alphaforceoverdose.webm

[Anonymous No.7475368]

>>7475053

That still isn't evidence. Try again.

[Anonymous No.7475440]

>>7475368
Sorry but you need evidence to disprove me

[Anonymous No.7475591]

>>7472365
Missing 80k ETH? WTF? So they got hacked? I didn't pay attention recently, please clarify.

[Anonymous No.7475677]

>>7475080
t. literally looking for an apartment in the bay right now

[Anonymous No.7475692]

>>7474768
this anon fucks

[Anonymous No.7475722]

Man the site won't even load now. Just says connecting. They took the money and run. Ode to Steve Miller.

[Anonymous No.7475738]

>>7475080
K e k
That's so fucking funny. I'm guilty of the vertical monitor with Le code (cyberpunk skinned emacs). It intimidates normals which is everyone

[Anonymous No.7475740]

>>7475591
yeah man Binance lost the wallets containing like 78k ETH. I'd tether up if you can, once news breaks it's gonna be a shitshow

[Anonymous No.7475761]

>>7475591
FUD.

[Anonymous No.7475793]

>>7475591
Believeable, not that binance did anything wrong just that eth coding is dog shit and is losing people's eth by the tens of thousands regularly

[Anonymous No.7476468]

BINANCE HAS BEEN DOWN FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS

[Anonymous No.7476681]

>>7471498
You are a brainlet techie, OP. Fucking idiots, FUdding about Binance because : "oh my gosh, it´s down for almost 24hs". You know what? I have 50% of my money on small shittie exchange called coinsmarkets that is down for almost ONE AND HALF MONTHS!!111 Kill yourself humans. I am patiently wait, but Binance has moare resource, so it´s shouldn't be so long.

[Anonymous No.7476772]

JUST a little maintenance

[Anonymous No.7476813]

Binance is still down? Maybe they lost all the data and are completely fucked?

[Anonymous No.7476820]

>>7474610
You can´t in logic. Sad, stupid motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.7476833]

>>7476681
>that is down for almost ONE AND HALF MONTHS

yeah, hmmm, i dont think that is going to end well for you

[Anonymous No.7476844]

>>7476813
Maybe Mars has life? Maybe Tesla was gay? Maybe, maybe, maybe!111

[Anonymous No.7476943]

>>7476833
Coinsmarkets clearly explain their situation and their problems with human resource. Also, they already went down in the past for two weeks. So, nice photo of you. You look sexy.
People in the world are so stupid. They can´t in logic, in evidence or in analytical way of thinking.

[Anonymous No.7476945]

>>7473528
Lol you should've let the whole system tank and watched baby boomers loose all their shit.

[Anonymous No.7476996]

>>7476945
He is clearly a good professional, that want to make things done at the highest possible level, not like you :3

[Anonymous No.7477022]

>>7476943
one and a half months is a long time to be down for a website.

[Anonymous No.7477033]

>>7471498
what are you talking about, sites like facebook and amazon go down for days at a time almost once a week

[Anonymous No.7477035]

>>7474271
Niggalipz

[Anonymous No.7477046]

>>7476943
no you actually just lost all your money lol get shit on kid

[Anonymous No.7477113]

>>7471670
probably over network to large ZFS arrays on slow enterprise HDDs. TBs and TBs, while then doing a checksum test.

[Anonymous No.7477170]

>I'm a techie.
>techie
>ie

A faggot is what you are.

[Anonymous No.7477245]

>>7475249
He’ll always be my manbearpig

[Anonymous No.7477377]

>>7475738
>(cyberpunk skinned emacs)
oh god anon I don't even blame you but oh god

[Anonymous No.7477428]

>>7477113
They admitted to using AWS and blamed RDS for the slow sync

[Anonymous No.7477446]

>>7477377
>>7475738
kek Normans think fucking Hexchat makes you le hacker let alone anything in Emacs or Vim.

[Anonymous No.7477448]

>>7475738
Same. When my boss walks in and asks what I'm doing, I explain it in the most confusing way possible so he shuts the fuck up and leaves.

[Anonymous No.7477470]

Are any of you gonna livestream when it's confirmed exit scam?

[Anonymous No.7477528]

>>7477022
To say "is long time to be down for a website" you should be a techie that work with websites and servers and that knows what happens when your servers are overloaded and how long it takes to fix it. I am not that person, so i would not be that stupid to fudmyself without knowing how the things are in IT world and without evidence or proofs. And it´s a small exchange that had x10 in on day. When I get proposition that are logically coherent and has within his structure the way of how could I get an empirical evidence, then I will think "oh, maybe something bad is happening". Fudding doesn´t help at all for nobody if you are a retarded who thinks that a testimony of another retarded in the internet is a "proof" or "evidence".

[Anonymous No.7477565]

>>7477046
Sure, Mr. Brainlet

[Anonymous No.7477628]

>>7471498
Oh well.. I guess I will get fucked in the ass when I wake up tomorrow then.
Thank you Binance

[SmugShort No.7477714]

>>7471617
Deluded techies

[SmugShort No.7477736]

>>7474700
>T. Angelcuck

[Anonymous No.7478555]

BINANCE IS STILL DOWN
THEY COULD NOT FIX THE "BUG"

[Anonymous No.7478733]

>>7477714
I want to have sex with her

[Anonymous No.7479322]

>>7471498
wtf are you talking about I logged in this morning (EST) and everything was working perfect.

[Anonymous No.7479376]

18 minutes lads
We’re all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.7479487]

>>7479376
They've failed to make it.
The deadline was 10 AM GTM+8
It's now 11:47 AM

[Anonymous No.7479530]

>>7479487
no he's right, it's gonna be like 20 minutes

If longer than that, then we riot like kangz n sheit

[Anonymous No.7479591]

>>7471498
yeah you changed a tape backup in the day you are an expert in metadata recovery

[Anonymous No.7479597]

>>7479487
>>7479530
Thats right bucko, im the boss
10 minutes till AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.7479624]

>>7479530
20-80 minutes

[Anonymous No.7479668]

if dubs I set off a bomb in HK 2 hrs after Binance don't meet their deadline.

[Anonymous No.7479712]

>>7479624
Whats this 80 minutes? Google says 4am utc is 8pm pacific
Did they delay it again?

[Anonymous No.7479750]

>>7475080
lmao

[Anonymous No.7479751]

>>7479712
They will never make it since the hack is real

[Anonymous No.7479767]

they are probably trying to figure out how to communicate that they lost a shitload of client's coins

[Anonymous No.7479772]

>>7471498
Anyone notice the spike in Monero today...wonder if its related...

[Anonymous No.7479780]

Nothing is happening

[Anonymous No.7479801]

TIMES UP

[Anonymous No.7479802]

Thank fuck I'm not a dummy who keeps his coins on the exchange

[Anonymous No.7479819]

M-MOMMY MAKE IT GO UP NOW

[Anonymous No.7479830]

mine works?

[Anonymous No.7479858]

>>7479830
mine doesn't
https://www.binance.com/

[Anonymous No.7479872]

>>7478733
me too anon me too...

[Anonymous No.7479885]

Time to beat my cock raw to asian snuff porn

[Anonymous No.7479889]

>>7479830
>>7479872
screenshot?

[Anonymous No.7479894]

>>7475677
pssst... look up evan's manor in berkeley, dont hit them up for a week or so though

[Anonymous No.7479897]

First they said 12 hours. Then they said 24 hours. Somethings going on

[Anonymous No.7479907]

>brb, nap

Wtf this is the exact same shit Kraken pulled on their 4 day update. Good news though everything worked out for Kraken.

[Anonymous No.7479915]

>>7479897
It's just like what BTC-E did

[Anonymous No.7479939]

>>7479858
>>7479889

it's just the ap on my phone. i'm posting from a computer. don't have any monies to test buying something, tho.

[Michlan No.7479940]

How do I become a techie? Say that apple products are unhackable or something?

So as an IT Lawyer, I look like I know my shit. Give me a rundown on how to be a techie, /bizg/.

[Anonymous No.7479985]

>>7479940
Just say "Apple products just work."

[Anonymous No.7480031]

>>7479889

ah, nevermind. pretended to buy but instead of saying "insufficient funds" it says "system maintenance"

[Anonymous No.7480050]

>>7479712
That's the range for the first sync. If that doesn't work next one is in a few hours

[Anonymous No.7480073]

>>7471498
Techie reporting in.
They definitely have a bigger ussue than they let on.

Considering they have infinite money and should have very redundant systems, there definitely is something bigger at play here. Maybe they were out of sync for a while and have to merge different versions of their internal balances in a fly by night shitstorm.

Prepare for at least some % of their users losing funds.

[Anonymous No.7480076]

>>7479915
I choose to believe the are just freaking out but not hacked

[Anonymous No.7480090]

>>7480050
Thx for reply anon
Now i can fap without sell orders screwing me

[Anonymous No.7480109]

>>7479767
NO TAXES!

[Anonymous No.7480119]

>>7480073
I'm going to assume that since you identify as a techie you dont know what AWS is?

[Anonymous No.7480125]

https://www.coindesk.com/hong-kong-orders-crypto-exchanges-delist-tokens-deemed-securities/

[Anonymous No.7480133]

5 minutes

[Anonymous No.7480146]

C H I N K ' D
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[Anonymous No.7480155]

>>7480133
Delet this now

[Anonymous No.7480160]

Who here on biz has the pepefied version of this? Can't find it anywhere

[Anonymous No.7480171]

>>7480109
>We have some great news! Your tax burden for 2017 is greatly reduced. But we also have some not so great news...

[Anonymous No.7480173]

>>7480125
oh shit, this is it

[Anonymous No.7480230]

>>7480119
You think using AWS is some magic bullet that will make your shit immune to human error?
These guys have an immense budget for hosting. It is unironically possible to create a DB thats impossible to go down if you have binance level money. They should have multiple complete fallbacks on multiple hosters outside of AWS.

They fucked up big time, trust me.

[Anonymous No.7480234]

>>7480125
Which crypto?

[Anonymous No.7480243]

>>7480125
>https://www.coindesk.com/hong-kong-orders-crypto-exchanges-delist-tokens-deemed-securities/
NOOO MUH BLUZELLE WILL BE DELISTED

[Anonymous No.7480261]

I hope they are simply moving locations outside HK's jurisdiction for the reason of the extensive delay, given the timeframe of the letter, it would have meant lots of tokens having to be removed lost revenue.

[Anonymous No.7480284]

>>7480261

hopefully they're pulling a pirate bay and going into a cave somewhere.

[Anonymous No.7480292]

>>7480230
>do you think AWA is some magic bullet.
No but you are some retard that thinks recovering from it is magically instantaneous if you have more money. Cause that's how technology works you braindead fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.7480297]

>>7480261
You realize their servers have bee located in Japan for a while now right?

[Anonymous No.7480322]

>>7480243
Bluzelle is a security?

[Anonymous No.7480356]

HOLY SHIT I FEEL LIKE A HERION ADDICT
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CRYPTO BIIIIINNNAAANCCEEE

[Anonymous No.7480415]

>>7480356

mine shows up in the ap now. it didn't yesterday.

[Anonymous No.7480440]

I would assume the easy thing to do is move to macau. lol.
>tfw wn I'm 100% ether, wish they just gave email warnings so users just have to dump or transfer off their exchange.. sigh

[Anonymous No.7480442]

>>7480415

Screencap. This trash is still down lower than weimerican iq

[Anonymous No.7480444]

Insider here, they got hacked.

CZ is desperately trying to shadowfork so they can restore their coins. The tech threw up because of a bad batch of Big Macs delivered by a suspicious guy who identified himself only as Jason Parser.

[Anonymous No.7480453]

>>7480297
they are in japan because they wont be prosecuted for the robbery just like the mtgox faggot, who is still free and his pockets full of money

[Anonymous No.7480473]

And this is why you should all have put your money into ethpyramid.com

At least they can't run away with a hot wallet.

[Anonymous No.7480491]

>>7479376
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.7480518]

>>7480442

it's on my phone. are y'alls phone aps really showing no funds still?

[Anonymous No.7480532]

>>7477245
>He’ll always be my manbearpig
same. i fucking love alex jones. i don't believe a lot of what he says (i don't think he's lying, either), but i fucking love the man

[Anonymous No.7480536]

>>7480444
Seems legit

[Anonymous No.7480541]

I’m going to miss the monster that eats my image more than I’m going to miss my shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.7480553]

>>7480292
If you have binance money you have multiple complete clusters at multiple datacenters which are always in sync and you can have at least 2 fail until you would experience ANY downtime.

These faggots can spend 100k+ per month on servers anon. With that $ and a somewhat skilled team of admins, you NEVER go down.

The tweets leading us to believe they have one fucking DB instance either means they are making up stuff or they are completely incompetent or saving on their hosting like the cheap chinks they are.

[Anonymous No.7480556]

>>7480473
stay with ur virgin pyramid poorfag PoWHCOIN 2.0 boutta destroy the industry

[Anonymous No.7480572]

>>7480444
this. Not trying to fud. Just giving the facts

[Anonymous No.7480576]

>>7480444
I wonder who's behind this hacking.
>trips

[Anonymous No.7480584]

>>7480541
this. glad I only had some link on there.

[Anonymous No.7480595]

>>7479897
Hey Hey Heyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.7480601]

>>7471498
>trusting a chink company
repeat with me biz
BYE BYE MONEY
MONEY BYE BYE

[Anonymous No.7480634]

>>7475080
I'm IN Minnesota and ignoring the different brands and not being an ifag, you just described me to a fucking T.

Except I fucking wished I made that much.

[Anonymous No.7480655]

>>7476943
This is some pretty solid bait. You have writing like an illiterate retard down to an art.

[Anonymous No.7480694]

I feel bad for anyone who genuinely believes this is a scam or hack.

The guy from Forbes worth 1.2 billion is just going to bounce with the cash and ruin his shit forever? Lol.

[Anonymous No.7480737]

>>7471498
Why the fuck would you leave your coins on an exchange? Did MTGOX not teach you a fucking thing? Get a wallet like a fucking man and use crypto the way it was supposed to be. Seriously how stupid do you have to be to trust a god damn gook exchange to keep your shit?

[Anonymous No.7480742]

>>7480694
>guys from Forbes can't be hacked
listen to yourself

[Anonymous No.7480755]

big daddy bitcoin is finna pump when/if binance goes back up

[Anonymous No.7480781]

>>7480755
wrongo

[Anonymous No.7480783]

>>7480694
If its a hack or technical fuck up his net worth doesn't change the outcome. Exit scam is unlikely but with every hour that passes, a monumental fuckup gets more likely

[Anonymous No.7480792]

>>7480755
lets see what happens when binance drags this downtime out for another day or two

[Anonymous No.7480876]

Binance just stopped updating their Twitter.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

https://twitter.com/binance_2017

[Anonymous No.7480885]

>>7480553
ya I have to agree with you, it wouldn't make sense that one DB error is causing this downtime unless, like you said, they're lying about the extent of the problem and panicking, or they're trying to save a few nickles by chinking out on their hosting... either way it's not good. There's zero reason for there to ever be this amount of sudden, prolonged downtime for a company with Binance money

[Anonymous No.7480897]

>>7480755

>implying everyone isn't just going to pull their shit right out of there

That's what I'm doing kek

[Anonymous No.7480909]

are y'alls phone apps showing balances now or no?

[Anonymous No.7480910]

>>7480897
>t. retard

[Anonymous No.7480937]

"data sync issue"

now they are literally recovering fucking data

at this point i wouldnt be surprised if a hacker unsuccessfully got in and deleted a shit ton of wallets just trying to access them

[Anonymous No.7480939]

>>7474271
i hate those stupid fucking nigger youtube thumbnails. this nigger needs to die. faggot fucking surprised nignog face

[Anonymous No.7480950]

are any of you holding hundreds of thousands or millions there?

[Anonymous No.7480958]

>>7480910

>implying the population isn't retarded

Gotcha bitch

[Anonymous No.7480961]

pull out of this scam exchange and join us over at ku coin

[Anonymous No.7480986]

>>7480961
assuming there is a chance to pull out

[Anonymous No.7481003]

Why don't exchanges just keep a majority of holdings on cold storage? I don't understand why massive hacks happen when the only time they need to pull money is for withdraws.

[Anonymous No.7481018]

>>7480909
Phone app no..but client app shows it..just installed a few hours ago.

[Anonymous No.7481021]

>>7480939
How many bitconnect bags are you hodling?

[Anonymous No.7481029]

>>7480950
lol were not stupid like the poor. see you at 3k.

[Anonymous No.7481033]

>>7471670
floppy disk

[Anonymous No.7481035]

>>7480909
Nope

[Anonymous No.7481054]

>>7481003
Cold storage doesn't matter if private keys are compromised

[Anonymous No.7481099]

>>7472027

I want Miyazaki to be my grandad.

[Anonymous No.7481117]

>>7481054
If they're stored properly, hence "cold storage" it should be basically impossible to compromise.

[Anonymous No.7481130]

>>7481035

Mine started working this evening, wasnt working yesterday.

[Anonymous No.7481141]

>>7480961
I want to do this but their candlestick charts look tarded and I don't understand how their volume sorting works

[Anonymous No.7481147]

>>7481117
The private keys need to be accessible at some point. Bitfinex was hacked even if they've been using cold storage since long time ago.

[Anonymous No.7481174]

https://cointelegraph.com/news/binance-refutes-accusations-of-hack-with-the-power-of-blockchain

play nice with the newfriends guiz

[Anonymous No.7481186]

How can someone with a head this big not fix a fucking server with his own estimated time?

I thought this bigheaded mastermind looking motherfucker was meant to be smart!?!?

[Anonymous No.7481187]

>>7481147
If the servers were hacked and the funds are stored on paper or a USB that has never been connected to the internet or their servers there should be no way for an attacker to compromise the keys.

[Anonymous No.7481206]

>>7471498
personally I'm hoping this is Gox 2.0 so that prices plummet and I can buy properly into the game

[Anonymous No.7481221]

>>7480961
KUCOIN IS KIL

https://www.coindesk.com/hong-kong-orders-crypto-exchanges-delist-tokens-deemed-securities/?utm_content=bufferce4fe&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[Anonymous No.7481244]

>>7481187
>USB
A high-volume exchange never manually processes deposits & withdrawals if they don't want to be spammed by their customers.

[Anonymous No.7481247]

Well I'm going to sleep, may immunity dog protect you all from getting Joosted.

[Anonymous No.7481346]

>>7481244
Hot wallets dude. They don't keep everything cold. So its not like they are loading up cold funds non-stop. They probably keep 95% or so cold and the rest hot for typical withdraw demand.

[Anonymous No.7481504]

>>7481221
yup kuckoin is likely finished here, since by paying dividends they must be registered as a security

[Anonymous No.7481547]

>>7481206
Bitcoin took 2 years to fully recover from Gox

[Anonymous No.7481594]

>>7481247
good doggo

[Anonymous No.7482102]

>>7481547
all the more time to accumulate

If I'm in I'm in for the long haul, buy and hodl for a decade

[Anonymous No.7482668]

>>7480601
BYE BYE MONEY
MONEY BYE BYE

[Anonymous No.7482701]

Its up!

[Anonymous No.7482801]

>>7482701
>made me check
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.7482848]

>>7480876
say it with me /biz/
E X I T
S
C
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M

[Anonymous No.7483262]

>>7482848
biz is dead

[Anonymous No.7483518]

>>7473234
>If you're going to have an outage, have a big fucking outage
THis

>>7474700
This

[Anonymous No.7483559]

>>7482848
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G

[Anonymous No.7483713]

>>7471498
Let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it.....

The world is not anymore the way it used to be mmmm mmm nonono.

BINAAAAAAAAAANCE.....BINAAAAAAAANCE...BINANCE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.7483914]

HOLY FUCK BINANCE IS SHADOWFORKING

[Anonymous No.7483930]

BINANCE IS FUCKING EXIT SCAM, MT GOX 2.0.... IF YOU STORED YOUR FUND ON IT, YOU ARE ROYALLY FUCKED

[Anonymous No.7484049]

I lost so much money. I was literally 2 seconds away from withdrawing.

[Anonymous No.7484277]

>>7481033
Fucking kicking myself for not investing in floppy disk stock

[Anonymous No.7484350]

>>7471793

Norman, it'll never be yours.

[Anonymous No.7485058]

>>7481247
thanks, pooch.

[Anonymous No.7485493]

>>7475080
>the virgin sv dork

[Anonymous No.7485929]

>>7471498
oh fugg

[Anonymous No.7485966]

>>7471498
>Complete data overhaul and resync with hundreds of thousands of data-sensitive transactions.
>It's taking too long why shouldn't they hurry it up
You're not a techie.