/biz/ trolls McAfee

[Anonymous No.7463686]

Alright /biz/raelis, let's have some fun amidst all the pink wojaks and smug pepes. McAfee is chimping out on twitter, let's call him and fuck with him a bit. Record your call through vocaroo.com or any other way.

[Anonymous No.7463780]

>>7463686
You first

[Anonymous No.7463788]

>>7463686
>McAfee said i was a retard
>I WANT REVENGE MOMMY ASSEMBLE MY PERSONAL ARMY

[Anonymous No.7463796]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463825]

>>7463796
What did he say?

[Anonymous No.7463830]

>>7463796
you recorded it right?

[Anonymous No.7463846]

>>7463686
can this guy please just eat his thumbs instead of his dick so he can stop himself from all this ridiculous shitposting?

[Anonymous No.7463863]

>>7463686
not your personal army you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.7463888]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463908]

Please be careful. Don't troll him too hard or he will track down and kill you after taking too many lines again.

[Anonymous No.7463919]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463929]

>>7463825
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7463943]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463951]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463968]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463969]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463972]

Lmao he just called me. I actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463975]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463982]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463996]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

He said
>Some of you guys are alright, lock your prices tomorrow

[Anonymous No.7463998]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7463999]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464004]

>>7463929
HAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.7464006]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464007]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464009]

order him a pizza with ground meat that looks like little turds

[Anonymous No.7464017]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464018]

I called him and asked him to shill a coin. He told me he is going to track me down and kill me

[Anonymous No.7464023]

>>7463888
>>7463919
>>7463943
>>7463951
>>7463968
>>7463969
>>7463972
>>7463975
>>7463982
what did he say

[Anonymous No.7464032]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464034]

Someone call him and pretend you are a Binance insider. Make him believe there is something seriously wrong with the exchange. Add more fuel to the fire. If you can fake a chink accent that's better.

[Anonymous No.7464036]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

>he said to all in neo

[Anonymous No.7464044]

>>7464023
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7464058]

>>7463929
LMAO
nice one anon
i wonder how is your game with girls

[Anonymous No.7464061]

>>7464023
He said Nano will moon, 10x by next time this week, pls buy

[Anonymous No.7464060]

>>7464023
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7464065]

>>7464023
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7464085]

>>7464023
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7464100]

>>7464058
lol.. yea.

[Anonymous No.7464102]

This fucking thread kek.

[Anonymous No.7464109]

>>7464023
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7464115]

LOL i called him and asked how much to shill a coin on twitter...dude is fuckin hilarious. I called him BACK and he picked up on the first ring. 10/10 might call him again

[Anonymous No.7464122]

>>7464023
He called and I said "John Mcaffee here"
He was really fucking shocked he actually answered so He was just like "Hi"
I was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
He was like "just calling to say hi." and he just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence I was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like I was about to hang up so he said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
I hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but he was shocked I answered

[Anonymous No.7464123]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464132]

>>7464023
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7464133]

called him and he said "juan macafio here que tal"

weird

[Anonymous No.7464155]

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!

[Anonymous No.7464177]

>>7463863
this

[Anonymous No.7464209]

>>7464034
>just did a minute ago, I am asian so it was easy.
>not sure if he bought it but he seemed to be very concerned.
>uploading vocaroo atm

[Anonymous No.7464221]

take me in the screenshot

[Anonymous No.7464239]

LOL!

[Anonymous No.7464242]

Called him. Seemed like an okay guy desu. Told him not to take it so hard. Had to hang up because he was getting alot of calls

[Anonymous No.7464260]

I called him also, he actually answered!

>Mcafee:John McAfee here
>Anon: Hey there, I was wondering if you could tell me why you believe bitcoin will be worth 1 million in 2020.
>McAfee: Call me back later, I am currently answering calls from angry people.
>Anon: Ok, thank you.

[Anonymous No.7464281]

>>7464209
kek please be real

[Anonymous No.7464310]

>>7463788
I really wish McAfee-senpai-sama-kun would call me a retard :(

[Anonymous No.7464323]

>>7463796
>>7463888
>>7463919
>>7463943
>>7463951
>>7463968
>>7463969
>>7463972
>>7463975
>>7463982
>>7463996
>>7463998
>>7463999
>>7464006
>>7464007
>>7464017
>>7464032
>>7464036
>>7463929
>>7464044
>>7464060
>>7464065
>>7464085
>>7464109
>>7464122
>>7464132

jesus christ this is some next level faggotry well done >>7463796

[Anonymous No.7464344]

>>7463686
I'm in Nashville, should I pay visit to Mcafee? He lives 1 hour away from here.

[Anonymous No.7464373]

>>7463796
ahah he answered me too wtf

[Anonymous No.7464382]

Ring ring Mr. McAfee

[Anonymous No.7464381]

>>7464344
I'll legitimately send you one (1) ether if you do it and record it

[Anonymous No.7464386]

>>7464344
pack a kevlar vest

[Anonymous No.7464389]

>>7464344
chances are hes gonna kill you with his weaponized lawnmower

[Anonymous No.7464408]

Lmao I just answered him. He actually really fucking called.

[Anonymous No.7464417]

>>7464058
he had the balls to call him

[Anonymous No.7464443]

>>7463686
His answering machine is full guys, hes not picking up anymore. Or i guess hes talking to someone right now, should i keep trying? Im going to shill him Turtle Coin

[Anonymous No.7464444]

>>7464310
Cheer up, i'll call you a retard for him.

[Anonymous No.7464448]

Damn haha he actually did answer. I thanked him and said he's a good guy.

[Anonymous No.7464471]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464475]

That was nuts lmao, did not think he'd actually answer.

[Anonymous No.7464482]

>>7464344
do it, it could be the best story of your life. maybe hes bored and he'll have a chat with you and allow you in his home and give you dinner and alcohol and child hookers and shit like that

[Anonymous No.7464487]

Better have a good prank call out of this. Maybe even wait a few days so he forgets.

[Anonymous No.7464491]

>>7463686
Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7464497]

>>7464209
please link

[Anonymous No.7464501]

CALL HIM, HE WILL ANSWER THE PHONE!

7316088837 JOHN MCAFEE

[Anonymous No.7464502]

>>7464344

u live in america, he can kill u btw

[Anonymous No.7464507]

>>7463686
McAfee is a crazy bastard

[Anonymous No.7464526]

>>7464034
>just did a minute ago, I am asian so it was easy.
>not sure if he bought it but he seemed to be very concerned.
>uploading vocaroo atm

[Anonymous No.7464529]

>>7464507
he not afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.7464537]

Wow this is top fucking kek, somebody post a recording

[Anonymous No.7464539]

>>7463929
>>7464023
>>7464034


Lol I did what that guy said. I have my mic muted for the laughs dont worry. I tried my hardest not to let him hear any laughs.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1P48WrMBs

[Anonymous No.7464541]

>>7464482
this

never know what will happen

[Anonymous No.7464559]

Can someone please call him with the Frank Garrett soundboard and upload? Please

[Anonymous No.7464564]

>>7464539
lol'd so hard

[Anonymous No.7464568]

He answered. That just made my week.

[Anonymous No.7464576]

I told him that a bunch of retards from 4chan are posting his info and trolling him and to pay no mind, said thanks for bringing awareness and resources to help crypto grow and I have always been a fan, He said thank you and he appreciates the info.

[Anonymous No.7464596]

Just called him, line was silent and then I said "Hello?" it was actually him responding "Yes, this is John?". Kinda flabbergasted to hear his voice and after a brief silence I said something like "Oh I am sorry didn't mean to bother you". He responded “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and making dumb noises. I apologized again and cut it off, really weird.

Recorded the call, it is uploading now.

[Anonymous No.7464599]

>>7464576

[Anonymous No.7464601]

[Anonymous No.7464607]

>>7464539
>He bought it.
>Continue with the exit scam

[Anonymous No.7464623]

>>7464539
THAT ACCENT
FUCKING DEAD

[Anonymous No.7464629]

Try to sell an antivirus software to him.

[Anonymous No.7464632]

This would be a genius Nigerian scam where they make you call some number that costs 100$ a minute.

Only niggers are not smart enough to pull it off

[Anonymous No.7464636]

Some .mil boi fill this shit out with his address https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/usmc/mcwp/3-23/appc.pdf

[Anonymous No.7464650]

>>7464599
Hahaha I'm sorry guys, I actually do like John and he sounds like my grandpa. He seemed kind of confused by all of this so I wanted to give him a nice call xD

[Anonymous No.7464655]

Binance just rekted him lmao.

[Anonymous No.7464660]

>>7464539

10/10

[Anonymous No.7464662]

holy shit he actually picked up, i wish i recorded it

"John McAfee here"

>heeyy stop shilling all those shitcoins
>uhh kill yourself
>hang up

wow what a special birthday for me

[Anonymous No.7464679]

>>7464601
>internet p-pls stop
john why did u do this

[Anonymous No.7464680]

>>7464539
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1P48WrMBs
LMAO!!!!

[Anonymous No.7464682]

>>7464209
Sigh

[Anonymous No.7464688]

>>7463686

STORY TIME

I am from Jackson TN, which is right down the road from Lexington. Mcafee moving there was kind of a big deal around the town.

My friend who lives there had a really bad trip after taking a fuck load of San Pedro cactus and he started to think that his father was actually John Mcafee. He was eating with his family while losing his mind of this cactus and his dad was talking about some movie they are filming about Mcafee. My friend realized that because his dad knew WAY to much about this Mcafee guy, his father is indeed John Mcafee.
He then got up from table to walk outside, once he got out he threw his phone as far as he could into the woods and started running around the neighbor yelling at people to call the police. The police showed up after his dad chased him down and started to fight him in the street. Friend was explaining to the cops that his dad was actually John Mcafee and was trying to kill his family. He then snuck away from the cops while they weren't looking and went missing for an entire day. He was later found when he checked himself into the hospital. He later told me that the reason we went to the hospital was because he knew they had a helicopter, and he thought the helicopter would be able to take him far away from John Mcafee.

>tfw friend still believes his father is John Mcafee to this day

[Anonymous No.7464693]

>>7464539
I kek'd hard

[Anonymous No.7464712]

>>7464539
kek

[Anonymous No.7464714]

>>7464085
I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

[Anonymous No.7464718]

>>7464636
the beta uprising will truly begin the day that 4chan starts calling in airstrikes on famous people

[Anonymous No.7464730]

>>7464693
haha I get it because kek is like lol so you laughed out loud, nice one anon

[Anonymous No.7464744]

Does this guy own McAfee security?

[Anonymous No.7464761]

>>7464744
No, he owns Kraft Mac + Cheese

[Anonymous No.7464764]

>>7464539
fucking lol made my day dude, these dark times have taken their toll

[Anonymous No.7464779]

>>7464693
>>7464712
kek

[Anonymous No.7464782]

>>7464744
no he founded it and sold it off I believe

[Anonymous No.7464783]

>>7464539
god bless anon, after wageslaving 10 hours you finally made my day worth

[Anonymous No.7464823]

>>7464576

[Anonymous No.7464871]

>>7464596
he was probably just uncomfortable from all the infetterence

[Anonymous No.7464936]

Can someone call him and do all the dialogue from the wolf of wall street when he's trying to sell Aerotyne to some guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJXLV_DMKa0

The guy is even called John so it works to perfection.

[Anonymous No.7464941]

>>7464539

[Anonymous No.7464945]

I should have a shirt made that says "I got insulted by John McAfee"

[Anonymous No.7464953]

>>7464344
also in nashville wussup bro

[Anonymous No.7464962]

>>7463686
My opinion of this man frequently and constantly swings between absolute disgust and utmost respect.

[Anonymous No.7464984]

>>7464936
THIS, just make it bitcoin related

[Anonymous No.7465039]

>>7464936
>>7464984
some anon sell him trx

[Anonymous No.7465087]

>ITT autists get to call another human being for the first time in years

[Anonymous No.7465097]

>>7463686

Damn. Too late. I do a most glorious irritated and very busy Mr. Fong impression.

[Anonymous No.7465118]

Bout to call and shill him on Bitconnect

[Anonymous No.7465124]

>>7464539
holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.7465128]

>>7465118
too obvious

[Anonymous No.7465159]

he just does not give a fuck anymore lol

[Anonymous No.7465178]

"This is john McAfee"
"Hello yes do you have a minute i would like to speak with you about the Jews."

[Anonymous No.7465208]

>>7465087
Good job ruining our fun.

[Anonymous No.7465210]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7465221]

>>7464344
why not, he seems chill
as long as he doesn't shoot you anyway

[Anonymous No.7465231]

Join us and watch your money grow. We have all the tools you need,,,

https://discord dot gg/pbN4G73

[Anonymous No.7465267]

>>7465231
Fuck off pajeet

[Anonymous No.7465276]

just called and said I have 15btc and need a nigger whore

he said to call him back later so we can negotiate a deal

well played John

somehow vocaroo got a blank recording of it, kms

[Anonymous No.7465293]

Ok we want Kylie Jenner's number next

[Anonymous No.7465342]

>>7465159

the madman jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.7465375]

>>7465159
Wtf is his problem? Does he want to die all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.7465400]

>>7465375
He wants someone to try, so that way he either goes out guns blazing or he gets to legally shoot someone. Just a theory.

[Anonymous No.7465422]

Someone call him and ask him why does he believe bitcoin will be worth $1 million in 2020

[Anonymous No.7465480]

I called him and he actually fucking answered, what's this horse shit /biz/. Best thread of all time.

[Anonymous No.7465493]

Lmao called him I just. Actually really fucking answered he did

[Anonymous No.7465527]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Igt7862U6O

[Anonymous No.7465551]

>>7465527
i laughed but you sound like a real life degenerate

[Anonymous No.7465555]

>>7465527
lmao, jesus christ that guy has no sense of humor

[Anonymous No.7465571]

>>7465527
Haha faggot coward you got rekt

[Anonymous No.7465572]

>>7464601
>Published by Janice McAfee

[Anonymous No.7465577]

>>7464601
it's like he doesn't know that the internet ppl will do exactly the opposite of what he wants

[Anonymous No.7465578]

>>7465527
The person mcafee is talking sounds like a retard. Is this what biz sounds like in real life?

[Anonymous No.7465583]

>>7465571
this

[Anonymous No.7465608]

>>7465578
pretty much

[Anonymous No.7465614]

>>7465527
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Igt7862U6O
You have the most creepy lowlife pervert sounding voice

[Anonymous No.7465632]

>>7465527
keked hard at the 8 inches comment

[Anonymous No.7465654]

>>7465527
Wow, you are a faggot. Never call anyone again

[Anonymous No.7465661]

Is this real life

[Anonymous No.7465687]

john mcafee for preseudent

[Anonymous No.7465700]

I can't find the tweet but the guy who picked up said he was McAfee and sounded like an aged Tennessee man and the area code checks out as Tennessee, could easily be OP faking it but

[Anonymous No.7465707]

Someone ask him what the next coin of the week is

[Anonymous No.7465709]

>>7463686
he's done this before hahahaahahah

ABSOLUTELY S E E T H I N G

[Anonymous No.7465711]

>>7465608
Damn its so different from what I thought. This disgusts me quite a bit, real life voice and text are entirly different I guess.

[Anonymous No.7465722]

>>7465527
>oh yessss
mf

[Anonymous No.7465771]

>>7465700
It really is his number, check old posts on his Facebook.

[Anonymous No.7465788]

>>7464539
>OUR SERVAHH ON FIYAH

cracked up fucking hard

[Anonymous No.7465802]

>>7465709
his place

[Anonymous No.7465812]

>>7465711
Who did you expect? Chad Thundercock? Of course most of us will sound like virgin autists.

[Anonymous No.7465814]

>>7465709
you can actually smell the anxiety-sweat through twitter

[Anonymous No.7465817]

>>7463686
Just called him long distance, he went nuts

"Hi, John McAffee here"
"Hey there you turd, you own me some money after shill-"
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

I just hung up after that

[Anonymous No.7465826]

>>7464539
ULTIMATE KEK

[Anonymous No.7465835]

>>7464936
THIS WILL BE EPIC

[Anonymous No.7465842]

>>7464539
I actually clapped cause I was laughing so hard. Am I becoming American at last?

[Anonymous No.7465849]

>>7465817
reddit-tier comedy

[Anonymous No.7465871]

I can't call it's on voicemail! :(

[Anonymous No.7465872]

>>7465527
KEK

[Anonymous No.7465879]

>>7465812
Like a normal person maybe? Like how people talk on tv normally

[Anonymous No.7465882]

>>7465817
unironically something he would say

how can he be so salty over the internet and resort to the normie "hurr durr say it to my face" excuse

[Anonymous No.7465888]

>>7464936
This but shill beekonek instead of Aerotyne

[Anonymous No.7465900]

boy this mcafee guy sure does't sound like an attention whore

[Anonymous No.7465934]

>>7465900
he's a real life tripfag

[Anonymous No.7465935]

>>7464539
Tippity top keke someone please save this, I'm on my phone

[Anonymous No.7465949]

>>7464539
this is amazing
thank you anon

[Anonymous No.7465969]

I said some dumb shit and hung up, now when I call it says the mailbox is full. Does that mean Im blocked or is he busy?

[Anonymous No.7465975]

Who actually called him raise your hand

[Anonymous No.7466020]

>>7465975
I called him, asked him about bitcoin he said call back later.

[Anonymous No.7466030]

How do i call him from europe? I want to shill him and his wife niggercoin

[Anonymous No.7466033]

Would he be mad if I showed up just to say hello?

I have no friends.

[Anonymous No.7466050]

>>7466030
prepend +1 to the number

[Anonymous No.7466059]

>>7466033
nah, he'd probably like it if you were nice to him

[Anonymous No.7466094]

Lmfao I just called him and didn't know what to say so asked for uni advice. The madman told me he only wants to speak with haters and to DM him instead WTF

[Anonymous No.7466106]

I called him, he answered within the first 10 seconds. He seemed peeved to be taking my call. But I thanked him for his efforts to bring cryptocurrencies into the mainstream. He said thank you. Then I asked him about Monero, to which he said he was not giving financial advice on the telephone. Then we mutually agreed to hang up.

[Anonymous No.7466126]

I asked if his fridge was running McCaffe said yes so I told him he better go catch it then hung up as he was screaming.

[Anonymous No.7466155]

>>7465527
Holy shit... I'm dying

[Anonymous No.7466165]

>>7466106
last sentence got me

[Anonymous No.7466168]

Can I call him from the UK?

>>7466094
You call from UK?

[Anonymous No.7466180]

can someone ask him how he feels about the McAfee antivirus committing atrocities in his name.

[Anonymous No.7466189]

>>7465527
LMFAO Springfeel

[Anonymous No.7466197]

>>7465527
LMAOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.7466217]

>>7466168
no intercontinental calls because brexit

[Anonymous No.7466232]

>>7466217
Lol stfu
I don't mind paying the fee but will it connnect?

[Anonymous No.7466237]

Can someone go to his house? Wear a plate carrier or something he might shoot you but it would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.7466245]

>>7466094
I called him from Myanmar just use skype

[Anonymous No.7466249]

>>7465707
I asked, he said "heh heh heh you'll have to wait"

[Anonymous No.7466250]

>>7466232
Why wouldnt it?

[Anonymous No.7466259]

>>7466232
u serious?

[Anonymous No.7466264]

>>7464936
Pls biz pls

[Anonymous No.7466278]

>>7466106
Theres a whole interview on info wars of him talking about Monero

[Anonymous No.7466283]

>>7464539
Fucking God bless America. I don't know if you're American but McAfee is and he's a national treasure.

[Anonymous No.7466297]

>>7466250
Never called a yank number

I want to call him and say

"John, did you know that the Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world and the holocaust never happened... no? Well now you know?"

>>7466259
See above. Who knows m9

[Thomas Morgan No.7466299]

>>7465527
this made my day

[Anonymous No.7466313]

i really wanna hear a pajeet trying to shill him on chainlink

[Anonymous No.7466331]

>>7466297
Record it please
I want to know how redpilled he really is

[Anonymous No.7466334]

>>7466297

plz this

[Anonymous No.7466381]

>>7464539
WERR FUCKING DONE

[Anonymous No.7466402]

Some grill troll call him, that would be so fkn hot

[Anonymous No.7466409]

>>7465709
>I'll go face to face with any day haha
>Let it go this time though pls don't hurt me

[Anonymous No.7466413]

>>7466331
then leak it on twitter and ruin his reputation amongst normalfags forever- wait I don't think he's actually that stupid

[Anonymous No.7466427]

>>7466413
fuck off back to leredit faggot

[Anonymous No.7466444]

ASK HIM HOW TO UNINSTALL MCAFEE ANTIVIRUS

[Anonymous No.7466452]

>>7464936
Someone has to do this

[Anonymous No.7466469]

>>7464344
Record it give you 1 eth

[Anonymous No.7466471]

>>7465527
LMao McAfee just bullied the guck out of you

[Anonymous No.7466478]

Next move is ordering pizzas to his house and pepes off Amazon to his door

[Anonymous No.7466490]

>inb4 a crime gang shows up at his door and murders his family

[Anonymous No.7466491]

>>7463686
>>7465802
Who wants to live next to John? 4 houses are free just a walk away!

Switch Map->Area for better view:
https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Lexington-TN/pmf,pf_pt/49697_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/35.68666,-88.392853,35.678119,-88.406585_rect/15_zm/

[Anonymous No.7466517]

>>7466452
People, come on, make it happen!

[Anonymous No.7466521]

this is too fucking funny

[Anonymous No.7466539]

>>7466490
>family

[Anonymous No.7466566]

>>7466444
KEK WILLS IT

[Anonymous No.7466629]

>>7466444
fucking this.

[Anonymous No.7466683]

>>7466491
i want to take my crypto gains this year, get a house near him, and become his worst nightmare

ill say shit to his face constantly and he'll avoid ever driving anywhere near my house. to him, i'll be "that guy."

"hopefully i don't see that guy when i go into town >_>"

[Anonymous No.7466695]

>>7465159
>subtle lifelock.com shill

[Anonymous No.7466770]

>>7466452
I tried but it just goes straight to his full mailbox

[Anonymous No.7466779]

his mailbox is full, gonna call this cum guzzler tomorrow and shill him my business idea.

[Anonymous No.7467007]

>>7464936
bump please do it and record

[Anonymous No.7467063]

>>7465842
>Am I becoming American at last?

Read and you know the thisanswer:
https://www.counter-currents.com/2015/10/negrified-america/

[Anonymous No.7467094]

>>7465527
Can u handle that? 8 inches, oh yesss

[Anonymous No.7467116]

>>7465527
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Igt7862U6O
Fucking love you man

[Anonymous No.7467245]

>>7464539

hooooly shit my sides

[Anonymous No.7467254]

>>7465527
This is the kind of person I imagine loses it all to shitty investments and spends most of his life drunk

[Anonymous No.7467322]

If he blocks you just use Google Voice also he's answering again lads. Just called him for the second time.

[Anonymous No.7467407]

SOMEONE
Call him and scream:
>BEECONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

[Anonymous No.7467505]

called earlier.
left voicemail as "Mark, call me back bud"
forgot about it until reading thread.
called back with "JohN McAfEee Here"
Yelled 'BICKONEECCC'
won?

[Anonymous No.7467620]

>>7467505
Proof or didnt happen

[Anonymous No.7467650]

>>7467407
better yet, play him the audio

[Anonymous No.7467663]

>>7463929
>I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
fucking kek, nice anon

[Anonymous No.7467668]

You people have terrible humour

Ask him about drugs or something that makes him talk

[Anonymous No.7467746]

>>7464936
if I didn't live in brazil and the phone call didn't cost $50 a minute I'd do that

man up faggots, someone do this already

[Anonymous No.7467804]

>>7467668
This. He must be a professional psychonaut

[Anonymous No.7467812]

>>7463686
Somebody hack his accounts, please.

[Anonymous No.7467827]

>>7464576

[Anonymous No.7467834]

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7467862]

Is there a prank call website in the US where you get to use a soundboard and it places the call for you?

[Anonymous No.7467874]

>>7465817
reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.7467899]

Lmfao I just called him. I actually really fucking suck his rugged shriveled warted spotted dick.

[Anonymous No.7467902]

>>7466106
>Then we mutually agreed to hang up.
my sides

[Anonymous No.7468015]

>>7465527
holy shit this is gold

[Anonymous No.7468129]

>>7467874
Hey Anon , it's your dad! Did you manage to fit in with your friends over at 4Chan.com yet ??

[Anonymous No.7468157]

http://www.pranksterapp.net/player?id=NoBjAoVsFv

[Anonymous No.7468163]

>>7466444
please someone vocaroo this

[Anonymous No.7468173]

>>7464044
>>7464060
>>7464065
>>7464085
Haven't read this pasta before

[Anonymous No.7468198]

>>7467804
Yeah I'd ask him about the bluelight thing that he did, or pretend to be slightly paranoid over something

At least don't make funny ethnic voices

[Anonymous No.7468207]

>>7468129
im trying my hardest dad, i wont disappoint u

[DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU No.7468228]

>>7465527
>8 inches

[Anonymous No.7468300]

>>7468163
lmao, not so tough

[Anonymous No.7468328]

SOMEONE ASK HIM WHY HIS WIFE SHITS IN HIS MOUF

[Anonymous No.7468337]

>>7468157
wew

[Anonymous No.7468349]

>>7468157
>http://www.pranksterapp.net/player?id=NoBjAoVsFv

HAHAHAHAHAHA TOP KEK

THE ENDING

"When I show up, I show up with 6 of my friends"

[Anonymous No.7468488]

>>7468349
Mcafee is a legend

[Anonymous No.7468597]

>>7468157
+1

[Anonymous No.7468671]

why is this epic thread dead now

[Anonymous No.7468677]

>>7464539
First time biz made me cry from laughing. Thank you for this.

[Anonymous No.7468686]

>>7466683
Not the first time he has killed his neighbor.

[Anonymous No.7468777]

>>7463686
SELL!!SELL!!SELL!!SELL!!

[Anonymous No.7468782]

>>7468157

How is he not instantly hanging up on this shit by now?

[Anonymous No.7468811]

Why does he listen and respond to all these calls, does he have nothing to do?

[Anonymous No.7468830]

>>7468811
He's using this to mentally prepare himself for the Bitcoin Superconference

[Anonymous No.7468859]

>>7468157
>http://www.pranksterapp.net/player?id=NoBjAoVsFv

>"When I show up, I show up with 6 of my friends"

[Anonymous No.7468889]

>>7468811
He's so rich he has time to waste talking to all of us.

[Anonymous No.7468919]

>>7468782
He's clearly having fun with it

[Anonymous No.7468945]

>>7465527
absolutely ethered by mcafee

[Anonymous No.7468965]

Can somebody please call him with a Frank Garrett soundboard and upload it?

Please please please

[Anonymous No.7468976]

>>7464688
Holy fuck true if big

[Anonymous No.7469020]

>>7464539
>no pobem!

fucking kek

[Anonymous No.7469049]

>>7465527
Springfield pervert soundboard kiddos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG-CVBwR7rM

[Anonymous No.7469120]

>>7464539
I didn't get what John was talking about. Bad news?

[Anonymous No.7469135]

>>7464539
>money need be moved
I lost it

[Anonymous No.7469160]

>>7465802
his will shoot anyone that tries with a sniper rifle
I wonder if anyone is stupid enough to try

[Anonymous No.7469205]

I can't stop laughing. The guy actually responds. More vocaroos please

[Anonymous No.7469216]

>>7464871
new

[Anonymous No.7469311]

Someone use the irate black man soundboard please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJcFjerR9lg

[Anonymous No.7469314]

>>7463929
>just calling to say hi
keks

[Anonymous No.7469358]

>>7469049
interesting that what sounded like the oldest dude to take the call was the only one who seemed to realise it was a soundboard

[Anonymous No.7469408]

There is a German website with soundboards where you can actually choose a name from a list. Is there anything equivalent in English?

[Anonymous No.7469422]

I think he stopped answering his phone

[Anonymous No.7469450]

>>7468965
Please god somebody call him with a Frank Garrett or Rick the Mullet man soundboard

Plllllleeeeeaaassssseeeeeee

[Anonymous No.7469462]

maybe he realized he fell for a blatant shoop and this just some sloppy pr damage control

[Anonymous No.7469474]

>>7469408
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/soundboards

[Anonymous No.7469553]

>>7469450
I've been trying to get through for 10 minutes with frank garret and nigra scream but he hasn't been answering.

[Anonymous No.7469827]

I mean if he posted the same number before (someone mentioned an old facebook post or whatever), then I guess we'd be able to call him in a day or two when he might be answering again

[Anonymous No.7469828]

>>7469120
Nvm, I have found out. He's a madman.

[Anonymous No.7469843]

>>7469216
no u

[Anonymous No.7469921]

should i go visit him or do you think his front lawn is mined?

[Anonymous No.7470084]

>>7469921
you'll be fine, worse case you will die an hero of /biz/

[Anonymous No.7470216]

>>7469474
check out the German Marcophono. It's leagues ahead of any English prank call site I have seen.

[Anonymous No.7470361]

>>7468830
interesting point

[Anonymous No.7470489]

>>7469049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1dz_X49Yec

its a good soundboard

[Anonymous No.7470533]

>>7465159
kek not for long john they took my british grandpas license when he was living in florida, he was so old he thought he was driving in england again and was driving in the wrong lane going 50mph.

[Anonymous No.7470554]

>>7466683

I wouldn't push him seeing as he has literally committed murder before.

[Anonymous No.7470585]

>>7466444
maybe he could tell us how to accually do it, I swear iv removed it like 5 times.

[Anonymous No.7470939]

>>7463686
Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

[Anonymous No.7471090]

>>7463929
I just called.... to say.... I love you...

[Anonymous No.7471239]

>>7464539
Holy shit that was funny af

[Anonymous No.7471546]

>>7465527
He just sounds so eager to kill someone lol he's try-harding too much imo, sounds like a retarded fuck who has everything going wrong in his life and just seeks a way to get revenge somehow on whatever

[Anonymous No.7472129]

>>7464680
Nice