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7446998 No.7446998 [Reply] [Original]

I imagine you guys as snide Wallstreet-types sitting in your penthouse apartments in a tailored suit, shitposting pink wojacks and braps.

How accurate is this image?

>> No.7447022

>>7446998
its mostly third world shitskins

>> No.7447024

>wearing a suit at home
I'm a NEET who trades with no pants on

>> No.7447032

>>7446998
Terrible. We're all poor NEET's who got bored of videogames and anime and stated gambling real money in the most volatile market known to man #YOLO

>> No.7447037
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7447037

Accurate

>> No.7447063

who wears suits in their house?

>> No.7447116

what board r u hailing from OP

>> No.7447157

>>7447032
quite literally this, put my neetbux into crypto early 2017 and made more than both my parents combined in that year

>> No.7447159
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7447159

i can't remember the last time I showered.

>> No.7447177

>>7447063
I wear them all the time while playing video games to feel more professional

>> No.7447209

Software engineer father to an autistic son. Caught the boat early... but not early enough...i think.

>> No.7447218

>>7447116
probably /a/utism

>> No.7447261

>>7447022
I'll have you know im a first world shitskin, nigger. watch it.

>> No.7447286

I’m not a trader, mostly here for lulz since I’ve been HODLing for 3 years already, live near Beverly Hills small apartment with nice view on the hills wearing $500 ralph lauren wardrobe and typing this off my $2k apple

>> No.7447668
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7447668

>apartments
Not owning land is disgusting

>> No.7448106

>>7447286
>Ralph Lauren
Fucking kek

>> No.7448121

>>7447286
woah, we've got a big boy here itt

>> No.7448158

0/10 accuracy am college student mining and holding shit coins in some shitty little apartment

>> No.7448355

>>7448121
Yeah big hodler in here unlike you, mom basement dwellers

>> No.7448373

I'm laying on my air mattress

>> No.7448401

>>7448106
Yeah thats what white people wear you mister streetshitting pajeet

>> No.7448431

condo, not a penthouse regrettably. Also, fuck wearing a suit. Suits are for funerals and accountants on site visits.

>> No.7448443
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7448443

>>7447159

What's a shower

>> No.7448450
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7448450

I have cheese from taco bell all over my keyboard and it's too dark to get it all out. I also am wearing my workpants with a hoodie. In fact last night I was so lazy that I fired 10 rounds at my wall light switch with a nerf gun and missed all 10 shots and went to sleep with the light on.

>> No.7448477

>>7446998
I haven't owned a tie since college.

>> No.7448501
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7448501

>>7447668
This. All gains go right into rental properties for me. I want to retire in a comfy cabin in Montana and shitpost pink wojacks on biz while drinking a hot mug of cocoa and collecting passive income. Best of my future offspring will handle finances and properties after I pass.

>> No.7448502

>>7447668
Rent where you stay own where you rent out you boomer

>> No.7448506

>>7448450
Kek

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>>7448450

>In fact last night I was so lazy that I fired 10 rounds at my wall light switch with a nerf gun and missed all 10 shots and went to sleep with the light on.

If this is real, take solace in the fact you made a man laugh out loud tonight.

>> No.7448565
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7448565

I'm a no-coiner ironic weeb Bernout. Not even sure why I'm here. Just because I like memes and I don't have a gf I guess.

>> No.7448577

>guys
check
>Wallstreet-types
check
>penthouse apartments
Didn't get the offer
>tailored suit
check
> shitposting pink wojacks and braps.
check

Rate me /biz/? Am I a failure in life because I don't want to be a soulless quant on WS?

>> No.7448633

>>7448577
shup up faggot

>> No.7448741

Accurate but only for the anime posters