/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7385629]

>tried to hang myself last night because of the crypto and stock market crash
>do it
>choking like a pussy for a few seconds
>ceiling fucking broke
>tfw have to now pay $5000 to the landlord to get ceiling fixed

This eternal nightmare just won't end...

[Anonymous No.7385652]

>>7385629
Just buy some helium and a facemask, cheaper than a new roof.

[Anonymous No.7385658]

>>7385629

damn dude monaco is making me orgy rn

[Anonymous No.7385667]

>he killed himself
>pump it

You know it'll happen.

Also, please buy as much LINK as possible before you do it. We need to shorten the supply so that our nodes are worth more.

[Anonymous No.7385671]

>tfw using a potato masher in my shit because I need to get all the food I can

[Anonymous No.7385673]

the market is now recovering too, both stock and crypto.

you fucking failure

[Anonymous No.7385676]

>>7385629
you have to break your neck

[Anonymous No.7385697]

>>7385629
Don't worry it'll crash again and you'll have another opportunity.

[Anonymous No.7385704]

>>7385658
That's what you get listening to TA chartists

[Anonymous No.7385807]

>taking shower
>have to take a huge shit
>toilet's clogged, can't afford a plumber
>forced to squat and shit in the shower
>stomp on it while crying so it goes down the drain
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BITCOIN PLEASE GO UP

[Anonymous No.7385936]

>>7385629
Google quantum suicide john mcaffee

[Anonymous No.7386458]

>>7385629
>tried to hang myself last night
you didnt.
dont make fun of this you piece of shit.
you deserve youre portfolio dropping to 0 and being taxed some k

[Anonymous No.7386531]

>>7385807
it could be worse, you could be a pajeet