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7365717 No.7365717 [Reply] [Original]

>Hello, suicide hotline.

>> No.7365754

>>7365717
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *shotgun sound*

>> No.7365766
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>>7365717
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XQoxMG66iw

>> No.7365816
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7365816

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOMMMMY


MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYY

>> No.7365901
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>>7365766
STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7366019
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>>7365754
>>7365766
>>7365816
>sir, are you in a safe place right now?

>> No.7366490

>>7365717
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7366494
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>>7365717
my worthless fat son advised me and his mom to take out a second mortage and cash out our pension and bank account to invest in the ten thousand dollar "dip" and now this is happening, i'm sick of this fat lazy son of mine, his my little pony animals when he was in grade school, his long pillow with a cartoon girl on it when he was in high school, the folder on his laptop i found titled "traps" filled with the most disgusting images that no man, much less a 22 year old fat jobles man who's already balding, should be looking at, i'm about ready to pull the trigger

>> No.7366590
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>>7365717
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.7366622
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7366622

ROASTIE
ROASTIE
ROASTIE

>> No.7366697

REMINDER TO NEVER CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE

>they'll trace your number
>they'll send the police
>they'll arrest you
>they'll send you to a ward
>they'll put you on meds
>this incident will go to your permanent record
>you will be ineligible to hundreds of professions that need a clean mental health record
>you will be ineligible to buy guns

>> No.7366706
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im sorry sir, please hold
>*cuz suicide is painless, doo do da doooo do doot doot*

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7366757

>>7365717

>> No.7366793

>>7366697
Is this true tho?

>> No.7366862

>>7366793
Only in America™

>> No.7366945

>>7366494
kek

>> No.7367365

>>7366697
I have called actual suicide lines, more than once, they don't do shit, most of the college girls getting railed by Chad on the daily gives absolute zero fucks about what you're going through and won't even advice you where to call if you're going through an actual crisis.

Some might even give you ideas how to kill yourself.

>sir do you have a gun

No ma'am I don't have a gun

>OK do you have any rope near bye

No ma'am

>anything long and stringy that might hold your whole body weight

I don't my shoe laces

>OK do not tie a knot and put it around your neck while tiying the other end to the door knob sir.

OK I won't but what can I do, I am in pain, I really wanna kill my self

>do not hang your self from the door knob sir, I am serious