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732509 No.732509 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get a guaranteed $1000 loan quickly that doesn't require credit and doesn't have to be paid off within 30 days. I'm going on vacation in a few days and I'd like to have a little extra spending cash. I doubt I'll need even most of it, but the beauty is that it'll make it that much easier to pay off the principal.

I know
1) It's a bad idea
2) I should have prepared better
3) I will definitely regret it in some way

Now that that's out of the way, does anyone have any suggestions?

Seems a little more difficult since I live in Florida.

>> No.732669

>guaranteed $1000 loan

suck a lot of dicks

>> No.732673

>>732509
it's called a credit card, if you don't have one you have made some poor life decisions and should not be going on any fucking vacations

>> No.732677

>>732509
Borrow 50 bucks from 20 people. Or, borrow 20 bucks from 50 people.

>> No.732681

>>732673
This is right. If you can't afford the vacation you should just stay at home. Or at least use a credit card. If you don't have money or even credit then taking a thousand dollar vacation is financial suicide.

>> No.733014

Pawn loan. Some have terms up to 4 months.

>> No.733018

>>732509
sell things in your house on ebay

>> No.733204

Btcjam.com

>> No.733209

>>732509

yolo carpe diem ask your grandmother

if she says no go to a bank. if the bank says no visit a loan shark. if he says no say you want a payday loan. if he still says no because you don't have a job, sign up for a full time job at walmart, get the loan, and simply don't show up.

>> No.733226

>Taking out $1k loan for spending cash
>To go on vacation

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