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30 minutes

>> No.7317587

Very gooth

>> No.7317626

till what ?

>> No.7317646

Stock market clusterfuck which will ripple out to other markets

>> No.7317659

thanks just longed bonds 100x

>> No.7317715
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>>7317541
>sitting on my crypto bags
>never touched the stock market
>boomer parents are sweating

>> No.7317724

>>7317626
Economic collapse.

>> No.7317882
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15 minutes until everybody is deeply fucked in the ass.

>> No.7317917
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>>7317715
>tfw you have both invested in stocks & crypto

>> No.7317950

Thanks OP just bought VIX 100k

>> No.7318113

10 minutes until Armageddon

>> No.7318158

>>7317917
you're good at buying at tops, you got that going for ya

>> No.7318252
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>> No.7318262

It'll be alright. In 5 minutes everything is going to be alright. Numbers will never be better.

>> No.7318270

FIVE MINUTES

>> No.7318346

>>7318262
5min for what, please tell me almighty OP.

>> No.7318387
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ONE MINUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7318411
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here it comes

>> No.7318413

>>7317541
Can someone give me a quick run down please? Or where can I read more about this?

>> No.7318420

1 second..

>> No.7318423

>>7317626
>>7318262
>>7318346

Some of you anons are alright, don't invest in the stock market today.

>> No.7318428

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR

>> No.7318440

HOLLLLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.7318449
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IIIIIITTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSS


TTTTIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEEE

>> No.7318467

>>7318413
Futures trading dumbass.

Remember, I don’t like pickles on my Big Mac.

>> No.7318470
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7318470

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)

>> No.7318474

Someone give me the best link to watch the Stock charts please?

>> No.7318479

Anon in Asia, we got bitchsmacked, absolutely bitchsmacked by the market today. Everyone is fucking stunned over here, and now it's the US turn. This day will not end well

>> No.7318511

>>7318474
Wanna watch things burn. Where can I do this?

>> No.7318515

Big blue chip companies down 6-10% and even the professionals walking around like how could this happen. This is going to be fucking nasty

>> No.7318549

>>7318474
>>7318511

http://markets.businessinsider.com/index/Dow_Jones

>> No.7318555
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>>7318474
>>7318511

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-chart

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>even banks are getting pinked

>> No.7318569

>>7318474
>>7318511
Literally google dow jones chart

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>>7318549
>>7318555

THANKS GUYS. I HOPE THOSE BOOMERS LOSE EVERYTHING.

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>>7317541

>> No.7318645
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LOOLOLOLOOLOLO

>> No.7318648
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7318648

where have I seen this before?

>> No.7318692

>>7318648
>nya

:3

>> No.7318712

DJIA down almost 300 points on morning bell within 7 minutes. Even USDT is flaky use that shit rn n gtfo out of crypto. This is the last warning bell, even if crypto fundamentals are fine the NYSE is going to slam the crypto market down regardless. GET OUT!

>> No.7318725
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7318725

>US stock market
>top performer is called "FAT"

pottery

>> No.7318751

trump has to pay for doing this...

>> No.7318760

>>7318692
*collapses ur economy* OwO

>> No.7318762

DB is unstable too, VIX is popping like a firecracker... get out of there! Cash is your best friend during times like this, or real estate or gold. Don't be a faggot and hodl, this is Lehman fucking 2.0 level event

>> No.7318794

>>7318725
do you mean poetry you retarded fuck?

>> No.7318797

>>7318725
chainlink to the moon

>> No.7318822

>>7318751
it's not trumps fault people bought his lies about job growth.

>> No.7318860
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>>7318725

>>7318794
How new does one have to be to not be aware of this standard 4chan linguistic device?

>> No.7318914

>>7318860
DLETE THIS

>> No.7318920

>>7318712
>even if crypto fundamentals are fine the NYSE is going to slam the crypto market down regardless

why is that sir

>> No.7318934

>>7318470
>mfw 286,63% down

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We're just getting started, don't lose hope.

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This is it biz

>> No.7319052

>>7317541
This economic crash is going to ruin the bubble giving all these e-commerce people "passive income" isn't it?

>> No.7319075

Crypto is tied to the stock market since the Bitcoin cme cboe move back in December. The market doesn't run on the old fundamentals you would bank on its different get into Tether now, or just out. It's going to be a storm

>> No.7319224

>>7318794
pottery

>> No.7319227

>>7318920
they will be going into their very own fear capitulation and despair phases.

>> No.7319230

SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE

>> No.7319236
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7319236

DON'T

PANIC

>> No.7319257

:(

>> No.7319275

>>7317541
>invested in both stock and crypto

My crypto is fucked but that’s ok most of my money is in stocks. My ETFs are gonna be ok.... R-right?

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>>7317541

>> No.7319307

I found something that helps me feel better.

I was in ETH and I tethered to USDT. Now I just sit clicking the falling prices and I see the amount of ETH will gain from this going up over time. It makes me feel like their is some hope. Its therapeutic. Try it guys, just act like its passive income just adding up.

>> No.7319325

STOCKERS BTFO

>> No.7319347

>down 1.3%in a triple exposure etf leveraged

wow, this sure feels like crypto

>> No.7319386

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>> No.7319401

Is it a coincidence that both are crashing at the same time? Can us coiners just blame the stupid stockies or something?

>> No.7319419

>>7319347

lost all my TQQQ gains and got absolutely fucked in the ass from FNGU

>> No.7319430

Does anyone know if we can watch this shit or something

>> No.7319438

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STOCKUCKS

>> No.7319452

Kek, it’s fucking nothing. Stock market is fine.

Nice try, pajeets. But you can’t meme the stock market

>> No.7319474

>>7319430
Fox business

>> No.7319514

This is going to exacerbate the losses in crypto and pile on the pain from legacy finance. First bonds were worried and rates rised there. Then stocks got the hint and started dropping.. meanwhile crypto doesn't get this is a systemic global causation for the market drop, it has nothing to do with crypto this time, crypto is just going to be dragged kicking and screaming with the rest of the asset classes.

>> No.7319536

I-it... It's going up?!!?

>> No.7319546

>>7319419
>FNGU
wait, they just introduced this. Some triple exposure to literal soyboy companies (google, tesla,etc).

These are some of the most shorted companies right now, didnt you think about this?

>> No.7319555

Nasdaq almost in the green.

>> No.7319572

>stock market is down 0.8%
Stock market is crashing! Economic collapse!
>Coins are down 15% in the last 24 hours
It will recover! Buy the dip! To the moon!

biz really is retarded

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>>7319555
Digits confirms

>> No.7319593

Market will circle 6900/690 and stick there for a while because that's a funny number. Meme magic will keep the 6900 level for a while. Then...

>> No.7319595

>>7319386
WISH WE COULD FIND A WAY

>> No.7319599

wow whoever is president sure seems to be bad at handling the economy

>> No.7319604

>>7319572
It's normal for crypto to go -90% then mack 200% in a single day. When the stocks go -1% they are fucked.

>> No.7319619

I just got an additional ETH guys!! I'm going to make it! RIGHT?? IM MAKING IT RIGHT NOW YEAAHH!! One more ETH on my stack!!

>> No.7319676

This would be the absolute best time for USDT to implode. HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahah...hahhahah.........

>> No.7319708

>>7319619
>>7319676
Fuck off

>> No.7319733

>n00bs thinking this is what a crash looks like
Embarrassing

>> No.7319751

>portfolio up 1%
Wtf is this shit I'm supposed to be losing money and pulling out my hair.

>> No.7319812

>>7319604
The absolute state of cryptofags

>> No.7319829

>>7319708
USDT implodes within the next hour if trips.

>> No.7319857
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7319857

Wtf bros it took me 10 years to reach that 1% gain and now it all crashed?!?!?!?!? Muh stocks...

>> No.7319869

WHY THE FUCK IS ALL GOING UP
BIZ PROMISED IT WOULD CRASH
STOCKS WERE MEANT TO CRASH

>> No.7319888

>>7319676
it actually would. it would bring btc to $1000, maybe $100.

>> No.7319906

>>7317917
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.7319942

>>7319888
im not even kidding if btc goes back to 1k id buy 10btc just for fun

>> No.7319951

Aaaand SOXL is in the green. We good guys, crash cancelled.

Now I need my LABU (down 0.2%) to cath up and we gucci.

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7319963

Someone give me a quick rundown on what just happened

>> No.7319969
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7319969

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE DIP

THE STOCKS I WAS PLANNING TO BUY ARE FUCKING GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>> No.7319986

I will be within double digit gains very shortly. :(

>> No.7320025

>>7319963
Missed the best buying opportunity for ETF’s. The direxions are doubling this year.

>> No.7320033

>>7318794
>>7319224
Potteried

>> No.7320050

>>7319942
lol I would buy a few too

>> No.7320091

lmfao nice crash im already up 10%

>> No.7320272

>>7318762
Oh quiet you... VIX is still under 20. Panic when 40 is the floor.

>> No.7320298

>about to be green
I sold like a retard.

>> No.7320368

>>7319751
Only 1%? Made $600 and done for the day. I think I'm going to to flying later...

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KEK…
I was really, really worried wether that slide would continue and if I should just sell my stuff (still got a lot of shit up 30-200%) or if I should believe the soothing voices of the pros telling me that there are no fundamental reasons for a real crash.
My whole day (its afternoon in euroland) was spend sitting on the edge, waiting for the burgermarket to open, but yeah, I'll keep my shit for a while longer.
So the musics keeps on playing and I'm getting more and more uncomfortable every single fucking day

>> No.7320511

Looks like this isn't a crash? Dow is only down 0.4% now

>> No.7320552

>>7317541
>bitconnect re-union

>> No.7321176

>>7318794
newfag kys

>> No.7321539

>>7320434
>and I'm getting more and more uncomfortable every single fucking day
kek