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7316618 No.7316618 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this pen.

>> No.7316640

No I'm holding this pen fuck off.

>> No.7316647

It was in my anus

>> No.7316669

I'm gonna short PEN with 100x leverage, there's too much pressure to sell

>> No.7316674

lol: >>7316630

>> No.7316684

>>7316618
>Sell me this pen.
ok, 5$, its yours faggot

>> No.7316687

Sir its very good pen look at its shiny aluminun very nice girls will love you sir

>> No.7316697

The value of this pen is going to moon in a week. Buy now or stay poor.

>> No.7316732

>>7316618
>It's a chinese ethercoinium

>> No.7316735

why dont you stick that shit pen up your pooper you ignorant fuck

>> No.7316743

>>7316697

hurr durr 100x EOY screenshot this

>> No.7316744

>>7316618
This pen is able to give you exactly the outcome you need. It moves people when you write, your words become engraved in peoples mind because the muse is within the pen.

>> No.7316745

If you are not buying this pen you hate money and are literally retarded

>> No.7316779

>>7316640
>>7316647
>>7316684
>>7316735

Impeccable salesmanship

>> No.7316824
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7316824

>>7316618
>You missed BTC
>You missed ETH
>You missed DGB
>You missed LINK

Buy this pen.

>> No.7316846

>>7316640
fpbp

>> No.7316849

Sorry, I can't sell THIS pen. Do you want to buy one of my other pens?

>> No.7316866

there is a lot of fud on this pen on /biz/
you know what to do

>> No.7316917

>>7316618
This is a unique rare pen that you can verify via blockchain

>> No.7317038

>>7316618
((Insert hot roastie customer is in love with here)) wants to play tictactoe with you. What do you say?

>> No.7317078

>>7316618
Hey listen, come closer, it's full of cocaine

>> No.7317084

u see this dip in my pocket?
buy the dip faggot while its on a sale

>> No.7317097

>>7316697
nice just bought 100k

>> No.7317121

It's a decentralized pen

>> No.7317136

>>7317078
Fucking sold
/thread

>> No.7317180

This pen is fast

>> No.7317188

>>7316618
Buy this pen or I'll burn your house and rape your children.
It's 200$/Mo for the pen and the complimentary protection fee.

>> No.7317192

I only sell the kind of pens I use myself. My company has been growing for years. We rate highest in customer satisfaction in the pen business.

>> No.7317196

This pen would look nice in your gfs pooper on Valentine's Day, OP

>> No.7317212

>>7316618
This is my pen. You’ll not ever acquire it. Jealousy ensues.

>> No.7317243

I'll send 1 BTC to whoever sticks this pen in their b-hole

>> No.7317355

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