/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7304465]

I'm done biz, I'm done
>finally start getting serious with a girl
>invite her over my place for some fun
>have her pick the music for getting hot n heavy
>she opens meme folder on desktop
>wtf is all this anon?
>stutter my way through explaining how it's all a joke
>things don't work out
>open my meme folder and admire sergey's beautiful face for the last time

[Shamelessly !DefeCaTiNg No.7304520]

>last time
You failed by not using Windows Server with Remote Desktop Services role installed (for RDS licensing, guess the corporate/open agreement number until one works), having a separate user account for le shitposts, and using remote desktop in your daily driver to connect to your own computer as the shitpost user account so you can have windows-in-windows, and even be more l33t and have windows-in-windows-on-android or someshitz.

[Anonymous No.7304522]

KEK says you stay for crypto gainz and move on from ratchet hoes who aren't worth your time :)

[Anonymous No.7304546]

>>7304522
And blessed with dubs

[Anonymous No.7304558]

>>7304465
She will sure be back with her tail between her legs when LINK hits 100$ and She remembers that face from somewhere...

[Anonymous No.7304582]

>>7304558
this, or... maybe not.

[Anonymous No.7304875]

Thanks friends, this helps take the sting of life away.

[Anonymous No.7305079]

>>7304465
dump your meme folder...

[Anonymous No.7305238]

>>7305079
these memes are my only hope for success, I can't drop this stuff for free.