modern seinfeld

[Anonymous No.7232050]

jery buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.7232080]

no garg i don't so

[Anonymous No.7232137]

>>7232050
The only one to get involved in crypto would clearly be Kramer and he would sooner think of some retarded way to mine them with a stationary bicycle than buy them

[Anonymous No.7232159]

>>7232050
>You gotta get in on Deep Brain Chain Jerry this stuff is going
>ZOOOP
violent hand motions
>STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.7232389]

>>7232050
>*Kramer forces the door open
>JERRY I FOUND A NEW COIN, ITS CALLED POWH
>*Jerry puts away his cereal box
>Kramer you know that’s a Ponzi scam, right?
>*Kramer flicks back his hair with a gaping gasp
>On no no Jerry this is the future. IM ALREADY UP 20%
>*Jerry pinches the skin between his brows
>Kramer is says so on the website! The website man!
>*Kramer opens Jerry’s fridge
>No Jerry, I’m not falling for your FUD this time. I could’ve been RICH if I didn’t listen to you about antshares
>*Jerry lays on the sofa
>*The door opens, George stands before the door way, bleed coming out of his eyes as he motions his hand towards the ceiling
>”I lost everything guys, everything. I didn’t believe the FUD, but that no no FUD, NO FUD JERY””
>*Jerry gets up
>*Kramer drops the milk and gasps
>”GEORGE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, YOURE ALL PINK! JERRY HES ALL PINK. PINK JERRY!

[Anonymous No.7232468]

>>7232050
>Jerry: "My savings are gone! Kaput, verklempt!"
>Kramer: "Verklempt, I LIKE that Jerry. Estonian?"
>Jerry: "Why did I listen to George?! I know better! Never, NEVER listen to George!"
>George: "Never do it Jerry!"
>Puddy: "What're you guys talking about"
>Jerry: "It's this stupid cryptocurrency thing, bitcoin just-"
>Puddy: "Bitcoin? High five, Jerry."

[Anonymous No.7232740]

>Elayne: Did you think I didn't know about your little boys club? As soon as Georgie Boy opened a Coinbase account I shorted Bitcoin.
>Kramer: You can't short the King!
>Elayne: Maximum. Leverage.

[Anonymous No.7232861]

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

[Anonymous No.7232928]

>>7232861
FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.7233113]

>It's called The Billion Coin

[Anonymous No.7233160]

[Anonymous No.7233198]

George would be the one who bought btc at 20k and lost everything.

[Anonymous No.7233204]

>so what's the deal with bitcoin cash?
>it's not bitcoin, and it's not cash

[Anonymous No.7233222]

>50 YEARS AGO WED HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A MOTHERFUCKING FORK UP YOUR ASS!

[Anonymous No.7233259]

>>7233113
kek

[Anonymous No.7233276]

>>7233113
First one to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.7233399]

>>7232740
I unironically like this episode. am i retarded?

[Anonymous No.7233534]

>>7232389
I love these

[Anonymous No.7233542]

[Anonymous No.7233583]

>>7233113
kek
/series

[Anonymous No.7234612]

>>7233204
Kek

[Anonymous No.7234638]

>>7233222
Easily his funniest stand up.

[Anonymous No.7234804]

>>7232740

>Maximum. Leverage.

Fuck you, I can even hear the cadence that she would say that in.

[Anonymous No.7235119]

>>7232740
So good

[Anonymous No.7235210]

This thread is gold

>>7233198
are you fucking kidding me? Kramer would actually be in debt by this point

[Anonymous No.7235249]

>>7232159
Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.7235453]

>You wouldn't be trying to cash out, would you Jerry?

[Anonymous No.7235721]

>Jerry I am telling you, bitconnect is the future! My friend Bob Sacamano put all his life savings in BCC and now he is sailing in the Caribbean

[Anonymous No.7235796]

>It's not a "pyramid scheme", okay?!
>It's practically free money, you just lend them your bitcoin and you've got profit every day! Do you just let it sit there in your wallet *snort* *sips coffee*

[Anonymous No.7235902]

>>7233222

I don't remember this episode
Which season is it?

[Anonymous No.7235911]

THESE RED CANDLES ARE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE

[Anonymous No.7236015]

>>7232159
Top kek

[Anonymous No.7236021]

>>7232389
11/10

[Anonymous No.7236050]

>JERRY! Heellloooow!
>Oh hi uncle Leo
*Grabs arm*
>Jerry, you should really get into that crypto. Ya cousin Jeffrey, such a smart kid, he got into it two months ago. Already tripled his investment, he's even thinking of quitting his job at the parks department.
>That's nice uncle Leo
>I'm telling you Jerry, ask him for some advice on how to invest. You can't keep telling jokes for a living.

[Anonymous No.7236113]

>>7233113
Fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.7236155]

>ELAINE??
>Yes Mr. Peterman?
>Have you heard of this ETH-ERYUM coin that everyone has been talking about?
>Yes...well...its a cryptocurrency, it's a speculative asset that while it has done well recently it could fa-
>YES, YES, I get the gist. Purchase me fifty thousand Etheryums straight away!
>Y-yes Mr. Peterman...

[Anonymous No.7236206]

>>7232050
>gorge buy shitcoin

[Anonymous No.7236215]

>>7232050
Somebody do one where Kramer is in Jerrys ear trying to get him to sell his linkies and the next scene Kramer is on the phone to a broker trying to buy his bags.

[Anonymous No.7236281]

a lot of great posts in this thread
nicely done

[Anonymous No.7236513]

>>7233113
>>7235453
>>7235796
>>7236050
>>7236155
I can't stop laughing. These anons could probably get jobs as writers on the reboot.

> Jerry Kramer and George bought on the 2nd of Jan and its already up by 5%!

[Anonymous No.7236540]

forgot pic