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>"Well Pajeet, I invested your shitcoin...despite your TA."
>"Ah, super-uninformed anon, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable moon mission!"
>"Meh."

>> No.7227618
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>>7227599
>"Oh, egads! My gains are ruined!"

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>>7227618
>"But what if...I were to dump my bags on /biz/ and disguise it as 'just a dip'?"
>"Hohoho...delightfully devilish, Pajeet."

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>>7227659
>"Why are my coins crashing into the red, Pajeet?"

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>>7227699
>"Uh...Ooh! They aren't crashing, it's just a bear trap! A trap for all the bears before we take off for the moon again. Mmm! Bear trap!"

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>>7227737
>"Anon, I hope you're prepared for some mouth-watering sales prices!"

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>>7227771
>"I thought you said it was just a bear trap."

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>>7227805
>"Noo, no! I said it was a "gains-nap!" That's what I call it when the price dips down a bit and it's time to accumulate."

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>>7227841
>"You call price dips 'gains-naps'."

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>>7227872
>"Yes! It's site lingo."

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>>7227904
>"Huh. What site?"

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>>7227942
>"It's a 4chan buzzword."

>> No.7228002

lel

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>>7227974
>"Really. Well I browse /biz/ and I've never read the word 'gains-nap'."

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>>7228010
>"Oh, not in /biz/, no, it's a discord group expression."

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>>7228052
>"I see."
>"...you know the market activity over the last month is very reminiscent of the dotcom bubble..."

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>>7228083
>"Ohoho, no! Happens every January! Decentralized store of value!"

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>>7228118
>"Yes, and you call it a 'gains nap' despite the fact that since then the price has already dipped lower."

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>>7228146
>"Well I..."
>"One thing I..."
>"Excuse me one second."
>dumps bags

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>>7228183
>"Ooohh that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, time to HODL."

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>>7228225
>"Yes, I really should be g-"
>checks binance
>"GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE"
>"...the flippening?"

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>>7228266
>"th-THE FLIPPENING?"
>"At this price?"
>"In this quarter?"
>"With this level of FUD?"
>"Localized conveniently in the middle of a crash??"

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>>7228294
>"Yes!"

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>>7228313
>"May I FOMO it?"

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>>7228359
>"No."
>(trading has been suspended at this time)

>> No.7228470

Fucking awesome

>> No.7228490
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funny skinner

>> No.7228505
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7228505

Thank you based /tv/poster

>> No.7228594

keks nice OC

>> No.7228619

>>7227599
10/10 keked

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>> No.7228728
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amazing

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>>7227599
kek, include me in screencap

>> No.7228818

>>7227599
kek

>> No.7228821
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>> No.7228840

bretty gud

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>> No.7228861

>(trading has been suspended at this time)

LMAO fucking kucoin also shitting at perfect time

>> No.7229001
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7229001

I always imagine Skinner has hunger breath in pic related

>> No.7229694

bump

>> No.7229754

PAJEET, THE MARKET IS CRASHING

no anon, it's just a correction

>> No.7229831

Put me in the screen cap

>> No.7229888

>>7228002

Faggot

>> No.7229959
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7229959

Classic

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GG

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>the flippening?

>> No.7230050
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Pretty good.

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7230057

Nice job anon

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>>7227599
include me in the screencap

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>> No.7230766

>>7229754
Sides status: gone

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>> No.7231654
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7231654

I'm just happy to be on this ride with friends

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I feel a little better

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>>7227599
Let's go

>> No.7232144

cringe

>> No.7233278

Incredible! Someone cap please so I can share on reddit

>> No.7233555
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7233555

SOMEONE MAKE THE CAP

>> No.7233646

pretty low effort tbqhfamalam

>> No.7233660
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7233660

Good stuff

>> No.7233753
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7233753

Ahhhhhh.....perfection

>> No.7233923

You're an odd fellow, OP, but you shitpost a good gains-nap.

>> No.7234065

INCLUDE ME
FUCKING REDDIT NIGGER

>> No.7234178
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7234178

This is literally a renesans of /biz/

>> No.7234204

This is the best thread I have ever seen on /biz/.

>> No.7234264

nice

>> No.7234367

Kek gj op

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7234391

Reddit doesn't deserve this cap. The Reddit user that posts this (because some worm obviously will) is scum, a rat, unwanted on this board, a burden, but most of all... a faggot.

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lel

>> No.7234437
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7234437

Here you have anons.

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>>7234437
First

>> No.7234858

>>7234391
>>7234437
Thanks gaiboys for your hard work. I will not post this on reddit and instead look back on it fondly over the years.

>> No.7235500
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7235500

Everyone ITT must call dips Gains-Naps from now on.

>> No.7235630

>>7228728

I don't get it

>> No.7235749
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7235749

Fucking keked.

>> No.7236457

this is so fucking good, my sides are gone. one of the best episodes ever and this just nails it. bravo, keeping pdf for life.

>> No.7236570

So glorious still laughing, thank you OP

>> No.7236608

>>7235630
Chuck's Fuck and Suck

>> No.7237353
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Bump

>> No.7237471

>>7228002
kys

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7237576

>mfw this perfect literature

>> No.7238475

HELL OF A GAINS NAP EH BOYS?

>> No.7239444

Top notch

>> No.7239520

Best thread on /biz/ right now, possibly of all time

>> No.7239908

10/10 gainsnap

>> No.7240177
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7240177

bosting in an ebic bread

>> No.7240232

>>7227599

Include me in the screen cap

>> No.7240505
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7240505

Include me in the screencap, anon.

>> No.7240737

You glorious fucker...

>> No.7240814

>>7227599
This actually made me laught out loud. Well done, anon.

>> No.7241531
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I am so happy to finally see a good thread on /Biz/

>> No.7242077
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How I feel in this thread

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>> No.7242240

When do gains naps ends?

>> No.7242734

bumpatsu

>> No.7242761

>>7227599
Excellent memeing anon 10/10.

>> No.7242839

Hearty keks where had

>> No.7242960

well pajeet you are a smelly fellow, but i must say, you shill a good coin.

>> No.7243510

screen cap it and post it to reddit

>> No.7243580

>>7242240
WAKEY WAKEY SNAKEY

>> No.7243784
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Bretty gud

>> No.7243842

well played