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7197166 No.7197166 [Reply] [Original]

Hello anon, so glad to have you back on our team, I know that internet money didn’t go so well but now you can make real money. Well the fryers need to be cleaned, so get on it buckaroo

>> No.7197262
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7197262

REEEEEEEE I WILL NOT DO THIS GET OUT, I PREFER TO DIE IN THE STREETS THAN WORK FOR YOU FUCKING JEW
IT'S NOT OVER, CRYPTO IS NOT OVEEER

>> No.7197280

>>7197166
>thank you steve
>the fryer will shine

>> No.7197292
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>>7197166
I WON'T DO IT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK

>> No.7197298

>>7197166

Thanks for accepting me back, Abraham.

>> No.7197327
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7197327

It’s not over yet Schlomo

>> No.7197328

>>7197298
The goy wrangler.

>> No.7197333

*dunks head in fryer*

>> No.7197397
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7197397

>dont be late anon, this time around it can be different, lets forget about the past and maybe you can work your way up

>> No.7197433

>>7197280
kek

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7197435

>>7197166

T-thanks Dave

>> No.7197528

Unironically buy linda at 4 sat.

>> No.7197599

>>7197435
You’re welcome

>>7197333
Looks like someone need medical attention

>>7197327
Whatever you say, well get back to the fryer fries must be made

>>7197298
You’re welcome

>>7197292
Aren’t you glad to be back

>>7197280
Great job anon

>>7197262
Whatever you say, but I need you to make some McGriddles

>> No.7197687

omg we are all fucked annons, they say i will never come back, i prefer die to come back

>> No.7197698

>>7197599
Hey, I want a Big MAC with fries and if you can get someone to wax my lambo, it would be great

>> No.7197724

C-can i pretend to maintain my dignity, Mr. Manager?

>> No.7197770

Can I have a cigarette break steve?

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>>7197166
I look forward to working again and deriving value from my interactions with others and the service I provide, instead of fantasizing about waifus and abstract riches which I will neither attain, nor genuinely desire.

>> No.7197939

>>7197770
You can have a 10 minute brake, but when your done I’ll need you to make more sweet tea;)

>>7197724
Why not anon, well I need you to make a Big Mac for >>7197698

>>7197698
We can get you a Big Mac but we can’t wax your lambo, we don’t have the proper supplies, although the car wash next door will be happy to oblige

>> No.7197994

>>7197166
I unironically sent an email to my ex manager this morning. I feel like a total idiot, and she didn't respond yet.

>> No.7198026

>>7197939
Thank you, sir. Right away. The meat is on the griddle! Serving up smiles is my specialty :(

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>>7197333
Checked. Thanks for making me laugh anon

>> No.7198131
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7198131

Yes, you said some truly regrettable things when quit to go work at 'the moon', but you were the best damn fry tosser I've ever seen. You had promise, kid. Hell...be here at 6 am sharp. You may just make it.

>> No.7198135

>>7197166
Fryer? Don’t you mean oven, Ikey?

>> No.7198177

>>7197166
just got back from begging taco bell to take me back

they said there might be an opening in a month

>> No.7198193
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7198193

Hi guys,

I went all in on Ripple and Tron in Mid Jan.

Am I going to make it?

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7198220

>>7197166
>tfw you get more return on a big mac and fries than with BTC

>> No.7198234

These threads. My fuckin sides kek

>> No.7198263

>>7198131
Th-thanks for giving another chance.I w-won't let you down!

>> No.7198279
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>>7197166
i'm not going back.

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>>7197166
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING AND I'M NOT FUCKING WORKING

>> No.7198315

>>7198026
That’s great anon

>>7198135
The oven could use some cleaning

>> No.7198359
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7198359

Hmmmmmmm whos gonna take ma order its ma son birthday and he wonts a big jamburger with extra cheese an ya know one of dos toys ya have for my sweety

whos gonna take ma order in this thread i wan myfood

>> No.7198386

>Put $600 in
>portfolio went up to $2500, very seriously considered dumping $1000 into USD
>portfolio is $698 now
Shit fuck fuck fuck. I can afford to lose it all but obviously I don't want to. I was gonna sell when it went up to $1100 but now its $698. REEEE

>> No.7198387

>>7197166

You left out....

"... oh, and remember that retarded kid who folded up boxes? Well, since he stayed, he worked his way up. He's now your boss.."

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7198395

>yo welcum bak to da trap whyte boi. herd dat cryptocurrency shit ain workin out for yah. now take diz dope n get to sellin or imma bust a cap in yo ass bitch azz nigga

>> No.7198447

>>7198395
Those are some gangsta ass Niggers right there home boy

>> No.7198448

>>7198131
lmao>>7197166

>> No.7198470

>>7198359
She looks like a really nice lady. I think it would be a lot of fun to spend a Sunday afternoon with her.

>> No.7198500

>>7197994
wow thats gotta fucking hurt

>> No.7198513
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>>7198315
I WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR SHIT OVEN, THE ONLY THING THAT OVEN IS GOOD FOR, IS TO BURN KIKES, GET INSIDE FUCKING SCHLOMO REEEE

>> No.7198525
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>> No.7198530

>>7198359
No worries madam, we’ll get your food to you as quick as possible

>> No.7198627

>>7198513
Oh anon, we need to make those cookies. Don’t forget to smile when you see a costumer

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>>7198395
That trigger discipline.

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>>7198627
this dudes really out here roleplaying a mcdonalds manager on 4chan, jesus christ.

>> No.7198746

>>7198513
You have a lot of anger. I will pray for you.

>> No.7198766

>>7197166
Thanks Supervisor Bob!
I do appreciate it very much.
You were always a very good manager to me and even now are being nice. So I tell you what: Since I cashed out my crypto and bought this McDonalds Franchise, I'm going to not only keep you on but promote you to manager. Go ahead and take the next 2 weeks off. You earned it.

>> No.7198790

>>7198387
I wanna laugh but this kind of shit actually happens kek

>> No.7198822

>>7198703
this dudes really out here roleplaying a mcdonalds employee in real life, jesus christ

>> No.7198873

>>7198822
le epic upboat post friend, have some reddit gold

>> No.7198916
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7198916

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO where is ma food ibeen sitting here wit ma child on his birday and we wan to celebrat and nobody is bringing us any food , and wen i went to the batroom there was shit all over the place
yall ruining my child birtday

i wanna speak wit a manager

>> No.7198929

>>7198822
this is Manager Tyrone

im giving Jamal a raise and not you even though he is late and reeks of weed, because you keep having issues with other members of out team, like team member Tiniqua and Shamal and Dequras

>> No.7198962
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>>7198916
Here is your food madam

>> No.7198987

This thread is making me hungry but I'm too poor for even McDonalds now.

>> No.7198991

>>7198822
I'm roleplaying a microsoft employee irl, which is slightly less pathetic

>> No.7199000

>>7198962
y u luk at me funni whitboi

>> No.7199021

For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.7199045

>>7198987
Don't worry, anon. My boss bought McDonald's for the office. If you want, you can have some left over nuggets.

>> No.7199055

>>7198962
Hey Steve, I would like a Caesar Salad for this shorter gentleman >>7198987

>> No.7199073

To all my neet fagots who are owned by crypto who dont wanna work stock up on a bunch of high claorie food get a big ass backpack and a tent buy 6 months worth of whatever psychedelics u can get then go to a warm weather area and live in the woods. Find out the meaning of life. Enjoy

>> No.7199142

Jesus Christ this thread is some classic stuff

Uh, I'll take a no 4 no ketchup

>> No.7199175

I love you guys

>> No.7199204
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7199204

YAAALL d people to d graund dis is a robery

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7199215

>>7197166
Oh, never change /biz/.

>Tfw down 75% from ATH

>> No.7199231

>>7199142
>>7199055
>>7199021
We will bring your food out to you as soon as possible

>> No.7199244

>Clean the fryers well enough and you might have a shot at assistant manager in 10 years or so!

>> No.7199258

>>7198929
no u

>> No.7199264

>>7197994
Ouch, but ballsy is never painless

>> No.7199274

>>7199204
Oh dear

>>7199244
Who knows it could be sooner, all you need to do is work hard

>> No.7199327
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7199327

Anon, why haven't you cleaned up the kiddie excrement in the PlayPlace yet? We're counting on you here.

>> No.7199338
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>>7197262
>>7197292
>>7197435
>>7198279
>>7198282
>>7198513
>>7199215
NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH I don't give a fuck if the market tanks so as long as we can drink these delicious tears. You're going to get back to your 9 to 5 and you're going to provide service with a smile whether you like it or not.

>> No.7199341

>>7199073
did u find the meaning of life yourself?

>> No.7199379

>>7199338
what about you, anon

>> No.7199409
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>>7199338
>>7199379
Faggot, many people on /a/ have fine, successful jobs and are financially successful. Loser virgins though socially.
How do you expect them to buy their anime shit?

>> No.7199410

>>7197166
All jokes aside if I ever had to stoop to a McJob I'd pack a bag and just walk out into the wilderness. I don't mean to seem like I'm insulting those of you working these jobs because I still have respect for you all - at least you're all working instead of contributing to this 21st-century trend of parasitism; why you're working these shit jobs is your business and I'm in no position to tell you otherwise. I'm a waggie as well but I'm privileged to work for a good employer with good people. I just couldn't ever do it .... I can't .... it's soulless and sad and I'd rather suicide.

>> No.7199432

>>7197599
Hey Steve I'd like to place an order of 32 million big macs, can you help me with that?

>> No.7199433

Guys how soon is too soon when trying to reapply for your job? Can you just say you made a mistake and hope they take you back or should you just tell them that your business venture died and you won;t ever leave them again, oh god I will kiss their shoes if I have to.

>> No.7199443

>>7199379
Got a nice job that I love to do m8
>>7199409
Are you one of those NEETS? If not it shouldn't bother you.

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>>7199327
>Anon, why haven't you cleaned up the kiddie excrement in the PlayPlace yet?

Kek'd, modern society is so fucked, this is literally somebody's job.

>> No.7199465

>>7199379
He never quit his job at Wendy's because he never bought crypto...
Not sure if he's a genius or an underachiever tho...

>> No.7199473

>>7199432
Sure thing, although it may take a while to fully make that order

>> No.7199481
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>>7199409

Talking for real, some figures in /a/ are expesive as fuck

>> No.7199493

>>7197166
>White guy working at McDs
What. This never happens.

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>>7199433
How may I further degrade myself sir?

>> No.7199540

>>7199493
I saw an old white guy in his 70s working at a McDonald's once. It made me sad.

>> No.7199552

>>7199473
Awesome, and make sure to tell all the McLINK marines I appreciate their faith

>> No.7199563

>>7199463
eventually they'll invent ShitBot

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7199580

MOMMMMYYY WHERES MY FOOD

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>>7197166
>>7199520

Hi, I'd like some breakfast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkwQ6EjLdMQ

>> No.7199582

>>7199540
I was going to propose he may be working there ironically for fun but then thought about it and that'd have to be some pretty edgy humor.

>> No.7199591

S-Steve i have 8.6948769 BTC

Is this enough to get me a Big Mac Combo?

>> No.7199618

>>7199581

Good news, we serve breakfast all day.

>> No.7199624

>>7199540
One third of all baby boomers have nothing saved for retirement. I almost couldn't believe that statistic.

>> No.7199626
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The reason normals are able to work and enjoy it is because they love the interaction with coworkers and talking shit about the ones they don't like and they have close friends and a loving gf/wife to go home to.

But when you have none of that working literally makes you want to die. Being a NEET has its shitty moments but working is torment.

>> No.7199629

>>7197166
When is McDonalds Monopoly coming back? That is my last shot at making it.

>> No.7199645
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>mfw faggots thought they could not work for months upon months and get rich from crypto
>mfw these faggots have a massive gap in their resume that they need to explain
>been lifting, investing and working since I got into crypto
>the urge to quit has never been in my mind

Not going to quit working til I'm in a comfy position of over a million. Lazy pricks, go get a job, and don't fucking quit til you know what you're doing. To those that still work and invest, hats off to you for having good ethics

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>>7199645
>>mfw faggots thought they could not work for months upon months and get rich from crypto
>>mfw these faggots have a massive gap in their resume that they need to explain

delete this

>> No.7199699

>>7199443
So you too are on a wage and a time roll. I c.

Me, on my part, I'm debating whether it'd be worth to study a career regarding computers or not, to eventually be able to work from home.

>> No.7199729

>>7199481
Doesn't mean most people on /a/ can afford them

It also depends of each poster's country's economic levels.

>> No.7199731

>>7199624
Faggot boomers and the fucking 60s destroyed this country

>> No.7199750

>>7199699
Look for a career that enables you to do the job you love to do that way it won't feel like work.

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7199773

>Cut the chatter, and pick up a platter! Service with a smile is what we like to see, Anon! You're gonna do just fine here...

>> No.7199783

>>7199626
This is true.

But eventually, most normies end up being burnt too cause they end hating their spouses and their lives anyway. The key is... vidya and drugs!

But you need a decent wage first.

>> No.7199790

>>7199591
I’m sorry, we don’t accept internet meme money

>>7199552
I will

>> No.7199802

Are you still selling the holiday pie?

Damn tasty yo

>> No.7199823

>>7199750
There's no job I'd love to do unless I could be a progamer, lol.

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>>7199327
>tfw had to do this back when I worked at a hotel

Now I'm living in better times, but I still remember the comfy times back when I worked shitty jobs with good people. Thanks for reminding me about those times with this thread, everybody.

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>>7197166
I AM NOT FUCKING GOING BACK OP

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>WOW thanks ive been dying for a big mac

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>>7199926
>w-wheres my drink...

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>>7199954
>DONT TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY BIG MAC WITHOUT MY DRINK!

>> No.7200047

What chu do now? live off crypto gains?

>>7199867

>> No.7200055
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>>7199985
Your drink sir

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7200057

Not so fast, Steve.

You see, with the gains I have made from ADA, I have managed to purchase and rebrand a Burger King franchise. Now, with the superior chicken fries in my superior fryer, I can finally fulfill my dream of making Rahnald McDahnald bankrupt, and taking the delectagates for myself...

Hand over the restaurant, Steve...

>> No.7200098

>>7197994

>Hey there Mr. Shecklestein...remember...remember me?
>Well, I've been doing some soul searching these last few months, and I've really found myself
>Yeah, sorry for telling you to fuck off before throwing my hat and apron at you, but know that now I'm at peace with the universe
>Can...can i come back plz

>> No.7200114

>>7199899
Whatever you say, but we need you to make some more McNuggets

>>7199802
We only sell those around the holidays, we are so sorry

>> No.7200126

>>7199626
This feel hits to hard.

>Get up at 5.00
>hour to get ready and have breakfast
>45 minute commute
>leave yard at 7.00 am to mow lawns all day
>Typically finish around 3.30 however lately we have been working overtime. so 4.30- 5.00
>Have to change oils and air filters every saturday that takes be 2 hours from 3-5


I at least typically get 3-4 hours of freetime a day that I use studying and cleaning

>> No.7200138

>>7199899
Is this faggot Natty?

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>>7198131

>work at the moon

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>>7199645
Self-employed landscaper

I try and find big jobs for crazy rich people.
My ideal job is a big job that takes all day but I can charge 1500$ for.

>> No.7200193

>>7200047
That was back before I finished my degree, nowadays I do /g/ stuff at a fortune 500 company. The people in my immediate department are nice, but everywhere else is normie central since it's all rich people working there. I only made about $20,000 off of mETH last summer, but even then it's been a good launching point for me getting my life together after college ended.

>> No.7200248

Here's some life lesson son, you seem like a nice kid.

Don't use fortune 500 company in a sentence. Bonus pro tip, no one cares about your $20,000 off eth in the summer.

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>>7197166
fuck you steve youre not getting my shekels

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>>7197166
Reading this nearly gave me a panic attack. Jesus Christ.

>> No.7200345

>>7200298
fucking kek

>> No.7200381
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>>7199645
How the fuck do people motivate themselves to lift? I've been a lazy introverted fuck almost all my life, play vidya and watch anime all day (aside from school and drinking of course) and I keep telling myself "I'll exercise today" and I can never get myself to do it.

We even have a exercise machine here and I rarely use it.
How do I force myself to exercise?

>> No.7200402

>>7200298
You’ll be fine

>>7200289
Whatever you say anon, we need you to make some mcdoubles

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>>7199926
>mfw some random Fishposter takes my Big Mac w. Fries

>> No.7200466

I'll take some fries with no salt

>mfw this is a trick to get fresh fries

>> No.7200469

>>7200381
Excercise for a week or two, either you feeling better or the increased testosterone in your body will motivate you to excercise more

Rinse and repeat until you're Zyzz

>> No.7200476

>>7200381
Just quit being lazy as fuck holy shit retard. Being fat and unhealthy is going to kill you in the long run. Don't you want to LIVE? Just fucking get on it for like an hour a day. It's not even that long, you probably stroke your dick and look at the clock and be like "oh shit, an hour has already gone by" because time is meaningless when you're NEETing it up on the pc playing gameus and watching anime. It'll make you a lot healthier in the long run and it'll make your days feel longer too, you'll sleep/eat better and feel legit better about yourself. Working out releases some nice endorphins to get you high.

>> No.7200496

Uh, hello.

3 McChickens, 3 apple pies and a large banana milkshake, please. And make it quick, I'm a ChainLink investor.

>> No.7200511

>>7200381
You push myself until it becomes a habit. After a couple of weeks you'll feel bad if you miss a day of workout

>> No.7200597

>>7200496
I’ll get those, and when do you think you’ll need an application?

>>7200466
I’ll get that for you

>> No.7200621

>>7198692
I’m surprised too. Good for them. Safety first I also say

No pun

>> No.7200624
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7200624

>>7200452
Your food sir

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7200645

>>7200381
Buy some preworkout. I recommend Bullnox or Hyde. Get it at Vitamin Shoppe

Great for the days you know you need to work out but can't be arsed to

>t. lost 80 lb for dream job

You're gonna make it

>> No.7200650

>>7197166
im never going to to wendys or uber. If anything i'll back to insurance fraud and selling heroin. At least heroin to girls gets me laid. fuck mcdonalds. i'd rather be doing 5-7 years for heroin then working that embarrasing cuckold job.

>> No.7200738

ok

>> No.7200767

do people here not actually have degrees or jobs??

>> No.7200824

>>7200767
is it your first day here anon? you are describing 90% of this board including myself

>> No.7200887

>>7200767
Most people here are social rejects who couldn't cope with been a loner in college so dropped out and now work at mcdonalds.

>> No.7200935
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7200935

>hello steve, i am here for the interview

>> No.7200940

>>7200824
Been around since june but i thought it was just shitposting/larping, if this truly is where everyones money/income is then jfc

>> No.7200993

no nonononnonononono i won't go back you can't make me MOMMYYYYYYYY

>> No.7201017

>>7200887
Christ Man, I would be lying if I said I didn't dream of this meme money making it so i can retire straight out of university, but not having a proper plan is insane.

>> No.7201021

>>7200940
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.7201047

>>7200940
>not investing in GoodBoyCoin

>> No.7201058

>>7200940
It took you this long to realize how retarded 4chan is? I admire your optimism. (No I don't)

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>>7200057
>>7197166


STEVE HAND OVER THE RESTAURANT

YOUR MEASLY FRIES STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST MY CRISPY ONION RINGS WITH ZESTY ONION RING SAUCE

>> No.7201104

>>7198131
>>7197397
>>7198359
..and so on

I've never laughed so hard while losing so much money. thanks /biz/

>> No.7201229

>>7198131
> Th-this goes far beyond the petty foibles of our lives.

>> No.7201299

>>7197528

Hi sir please you buy Linda coin sir

>> No.7201329
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7201329

is that anon over there in that mcdonalds uniform? omg stacy it is hahah!! someone go get him to take our order or something

>> No.7201343

>>7197166
lol this is why I always come back

>> No.7201353

>>7200940
>it took him more than half a year to find out we're mostly neets trading meme coins
>people like this DO have a degree and a job

No wonder the world is going to shit.

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7201390

>>7197397

>> No.7201411
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7201411

NEVER AGAIN

>> No.7201413

>>7201353
im legit a high school tech teacher

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7201443

>>7198395

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7201476

>>7200476
>Don't you want to LIVE?

I uh.... am not sure

>> No.7201489

>>7199000
nigga trips

>> No.7201498

>>7201353
I just genuinely couldn't believe people would have complete faith in meme coins rather than actual jobs/skills, and I still don't desu, no one cant be that braindead, its not possible.

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>>7200624

Hi I'd like an order of 1 large strawberry sundae and a random food, surprise me.

>> No.7201571

>>7200055
top kek

>> No.7201575

>>7200940
>Been around since june
newfag, lurk more

>if this truly is where everyones money/income is then jfc
enjoy your 9-5 fucking wageslave

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7201579

>hey i just took a massive shit and kinda clogged the toilet then as i was getting up to leave i kinda had an accident and sprayed the stall down with brown doodoo, its a mess in there, might wanna get someone in there to clean it

>> No.7201582

>>7201498
*can be

>> No.7201607

>>7201390
anon you are doing god's work

+9000

>> No.7201649

>>7201575
Anon its ok I know youre mad and pissing your pants that our meme money is disappearing, its ok take it out on me,let it all go.

>> No.7201657

>>7199481
Source?

>> No.7201692

>>7201329
Honestly i would be more ashamed eating mcdonalds than to be working there

>> No.7201714
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7201714

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA GO BACK NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OC Fresh Wojack 2/2/18

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7201725

>>7201649

>> No.7201763

>>7201476
Me too. Do I want to live? pls respond

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>>7198131

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7201890

I WOULD RATHER FUCKING DIE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE WAY OUT BUT I AM FINDING A WAY OUT FOR BETTER OR WORSE THERES NO WAY THEY WILL WIN

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7201984

This was my way out.

>> No.7202018

>>7199985
>Pizza
That moment when you look down and realize that you not only forgot the drink, you gave him the wrong order

>> No.7202086

>>7201692
I get these random cravings for their cheapy cheeseburgers, fries, and mcnuggets once in a while

>> No.7202093

"It says here on your resume that you're an " internet entrepreneur". Mind expanding on that?"

>> No.7202177
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7202177

It’s not worth it. What is the point

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7202188

STILL NO PICKLES

>> No.7202229

>>7198386
Fuck that’s nothing. Just lost over 100k here. Even if it goes to zero I’m fine but it hurts

>> No.7202429
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7202429

>tfw I punched my boss in the face when I quit
>tfw am a felon now
>tfw

>> No.7202503

>>7199729

Why do you say that tho? do you think all /a/ are neets or something like that?
mos people who watch anime just have a kinda normal life more or less