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Daily reminder that you took your hard earned money and invested it in what is basically copy pasted programmed pixels on a screen and thought you were smart for doing so. Kids who got lucky and got rich are essentially lottery winners. this does not make you smart or successful, unless trailer park trash who win the lottery are also smart and successful

>> No.7189571

>>7189535
Salty nocoiner I made millions using sophisticated statistical techniques.

>> No.7189581
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>>7189535

>> No.7189583
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>>7189535

>> No.7189584

the salt is real

>> No.7189636

>>7189571

No one cares faggot lmao

>> No.7189658

>>7189535
and turned $600 into $70,000 in about nine months

feeling pretty good

I'm pretty sure I'll reach $1M by this summer

this shit is way fucking easier than people think it is

it's actually really disturbing

>> No.7189731

>>7189658

Ur still a lottery winner who got lucky off hype and nothing more. this shit Is not going to last enjoy it while you can then kys

>> No.7189800

>>7189535
stay poor faggot

>> No.7189814
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>>7189731
nah it's just that I'm really fucking smart

>> No.7189870

>>7189535
bitcoin is the fidget spinner of economics. i see a future full of degenerates living on xanax and trap orgys, while the stubborn people still work in factorys and hand paper and coins to each other

cant wait

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>>7189535
lazy, uninspired, unoriginal

this is 4chan kid, this is the big leagues, you got to step up your trolling game

and to all the newfags replying to this shit: don't

>> No.7189934

>they actually thought they could all buy lambos,

You realise for that to happen, OTHER PEOPLE i.e. later investors would have to lose millions/billions of dollars.

Here's a hint for you loser, you are the later investors, your heavy bags are paying for chad's lambo.

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>>7189535
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* wheeze- cough - cough why did I dumped all my fiance's money into fake internet money!!!

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>>7189731
sorry to break it to ya, but pic related breaks money

money is inherently broken

it's like there's a built in flaw so when enough people start noticing it, they start telling everyone else and everyone else is like, "Wow, yeah we gotta do something different."

maybe we'll figure out those machines on Star Trek
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2IJdfxWtPM

regardless, I won't be telling very many people until I'm good and comfy

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>>7189814
tell me more

>> No.7190091

>>7190066
how much you wanna give me?

>> No.7190173

>>7190091
nothing, I'll give you interesting conversations if you are interesting people

>> No.7190176

>>7189814
What's your discord?

>> No.7190194

>>7189636
>>7189731

Ive made 80k from a 5k investment in the last 4 months and im 19. Are you ganna cry fag? lmao youre so jealous i love it

>> No.7190204

>>7190173
lol not interested

>> No.7190210

>>7189571
Hi brother, I did similar thing: entered data into a computer, and computer told me how to trade. Now I'm a multi-millionere.

>> No.7190245

im not that much of interested in earn money, but I really want to understand this market, this world.
It really amazes me

>> No.7190246

>>7190034
lol, i don't know if thats just a jumble of science buzzwords strung together into something that seems coherent to my feeble uninformed mind or whether quantum mechanics can mathematically predict the stock market to a disturbingly accurate degree

>> No.7190365

>>7190246
well good luck trying to decide!

>> No.7190445

>>7190365
i guess i'll just have to learn quantum mechanics, how hard can it be

i'll just have to fire up the old hamiltonian and start feeding it shrodinger equations

>> No.7190557

>>7189571
invested 100,- in december, in private talks with central banks right now, wish me luck

>> No.7190580

>>7190034
lol, fuck me it's real

>> No.7190604

>>7189535
Yeah. FAGGOTS !!
OP IS RIGHT...
Just put the money you earned so hard in the bank.

>> No.7190675

>>7190365
alright, so i found the journal and i'm reading it now. i asusme you're not going to give me any other hints but figured i'd ask

>> No.7190703

>>7190246
Lol quantum mechanics is the study of the nature of subatomic particles? What the fuck would that have to do with market analysis, which deals with very macroscopic behavior.

>> No.7190724

>>7190703
wave functions, probabilities, etc

>> No.7190743

>>7190675
don't think too hard....literally (that's my hint)

>> No.7190981

>>7190743
alright thanks
a bit cryptic but i think i get why

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Da fug is going on here

>> No.7191037

>>7190724
I can't believe it's a thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_finance

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just a question, do you get like really deeo into math to take advantage of this "system" or its just a sort of pattern to follow?

>> No.7191146

>>7190743
>uncertainty principle
this is getting creepy

delete this thread
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.7191252

>>7189535
>Hard Earned Money
>Engineer Employed by Government
Pick one

>> No.7191264

Why dont the crypto whizzes trade forex? Because they havent got a fucking clue

>> No.7191349

>>7191146
aye

>>7191264
because crypto is way more volatile

>> No.7191448

>>7190176
pls gib

>> No.7191525

>>7190034
Money is inherently broken! Make infinite money with this one weird trick!

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>>7189636
No one is jealous of a gay 19 year old

>> No.7191796

>>7191525
well, it's a series of tricks, but yeah

>> No.7191810

>>7189535
Kek no coiner mad he didn't buy in but don't worry no coiner there will plenty of more opportunities for you to rage.

>didn't buy BTC at 100$ dip
>didn't buy BTC at 450$ dip
>didn't buy BTC at 1k dip
>didn't buy BTC at 2k dip
>didn't buy BTC at 3k dip
>didn't buy BTC at 4K dip
>isn't buying BTC at 8k dip
>won't buy BTC at 20k dip
>won't buy BTC at 30k dip
>won't buy BTC at 40k dip

Every time we dip you no coiners say the bubbles popped except we make ATH straight after and you go hiding for a few months KEK WAGE KEK NIGHGGHAAAAA

>> No.7191839

>>7189814
Man, thats some top tier grammar and sintaxis for a stable genius like yourself.

>> No.7191862

Ok I have physics degree, maybe I can figure this shit out.

Time to take some addy and do some reading.

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>>7189535
SAY IT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>> No.7191922

what do i gotta google to find porn of asian women greased up that doesn't have censored genitals?

>> No.7191932

>>7191810
Does this look familiar to any graphs you've been looking at lately?

>> No.7191936

>>7189535
>i don't know when to buy and sell
thanks for letting us know

>> No.7192100

>>7191862
>not smoking quantum meth

>> No.7192117

>>7189535
I don't consider myself smart at all. I just got lucky.

Question is: why didn't you get lucky too?

The threshold for being "lucky" is literally sticking $10,000 and doing nothing. You literally don't have to do anything, every single person that stuck $10K in ETH has $200,000 right now.

Whereas in a lottery, only a random amount of people win. With crypto, everyone wins and everyone doesn't have to do any work for it.